Love and love melancholy, Memb. 1 Sect. 1.
There will not be wanting, I presume, one or other that will much
discommend some part of this treatise of love-melancholy, and object (which
[4414]Erasmus in his preface to Sir Thomas More suspects of his) that it
is too light for a divine, too comical a subject to speak of love symptoms,
too fantastical, and fit alone for a wanton poet, a feeling young lovesick
gallant, an effeminate courtier, or some such idle person.
And 'tis true
they say: for by the naughtiness of men it is so come to pass, as [4415]
Caussinus observes, ut castis auribus vox amoris suspecta sit, et invisa,
the very name of love is odious to chaster ears; and therefore some again,
out of an affected gravity, will dislike all for the name's sake before
they read a word; dissembling with him in [4416]Petronius, and seem to be
angry that their ears are violated with such obscene speeches, that so they
may be admired for grave philosophers and staid carriage. They cannot abide
to hear talk of love toys, or amorous discourses, vultu, gestu, oculis in
their outward actions averse, and yet in their cogitations they are all out
as bad, if not worse than others.
If I have spent my time ill to write, let not them be so idle as to read.But I am persuaded it is not so ill spent, I ought not to excuse or repent myself of this subject; on which many grave and worthy men have written whole volumes, Plato, Plutarch, Plotinus, Maximus, Tyrius, Alcinous, Avicenna, Leon Hebreus in three large dialogues, Xenophon sympos. Theophrastus, if we may believe Athenaeus, lib. 13. cap. 9. Picus Mirandula, Marius, Aequicola, both in Italian, Kornmannus de linea Amoris, lib. 3. Petrus Godefridus hath handled in three books, P. Haedus, and which almost every physician, as Arnoldus, Villanovanus, Valleriola observat. med. lib. 2. observ. 7. Aelian Montaltus and Laurentius in their treatises of melancholy, Jason Pratensis de morb. cap. Valescus de Taranta, Gordonius, Hercules de Saxonia, Savanarola, Langius, &c., have treated of apart, and in their works. I excuse myself, therefore, with Peter Godefridus, Valleriola, Ficinus, and in [4420]Langius' words. Cadmus Milesius writ fourteen books of love,
and why should I be ashamed to write an epistle in favour of young men, of this subject?A company of stern readers dislike the second of the Aeneids, and Virgil's gravity, for inserting such amorous passions in an heroical subject; but [4421]Servius, his commentator, justly vindicates the poet's worth, wisdom, and discretion in doing as he did. Castalio would not have young men read the [4422] Canticles, because to his thinking it was too light and amorous a tract, a ballad of ballads, as our old English translation hath it. He might as well forbid the reading of Genesis, because of the loves of Jacob and Rachael, the stories of Sichem and Dinah, Judah and Thamar; reject the Book of Numbers, for the fornications of the people of Israel with the Moabites; that of Judges for Samson and Dalilah's embracings; that of the Kings, for David and Bersheba's adulteries, the incest of Ammon and Thamar, Solomon's concubines, &c. The stories of Esther, Judith, Susanna, and many such. Dicearchus, and some other, carp at Plato's majesty, that he would vouchsafe to indite such love toys: amongst the rest, for that dalliance with Agatho,
For my part, saith [4423]Maximus Tyrius, a great Platonist himself, me
non tantum admiratio habet, sed eliam stupor, I do not only admire, but
stand amazed to read, that Plato and Socrates both should expel Homer from
their city, because he writ of such light and wanton subjects, Quod
Junonem cum Jove in Ida concumbentes inducit, ab immortali nube contectos,
Vulcan's net. Mars and Venus' fopperies before all the gods, because Apollo
fled, when he was persecuted by Achilles, the [4424]gods were wounded and
ran whining away, as Mars that roared louder than Stentor, and covered nine
acres of ground with his fall; Vulcan was a summer's day falling down from
heaven, and in Lemnos Isle brake his leg, &c., with such ridiculous
passages; when, as both Socrates and Plato, by his testimony, writ lighter
themselves: quid enim tam distat (as he follows it) quam amans a
temperante, formarum admirator a demente, what can be more absurd than for
grave philosophers to treat of such fooleries, to admire Autiloquus,
Alcibiades, for their beauties as they did, to run after, to gaze, to dote
on fair Phaedrus, delicate Agatho, young Lysis, fine Charmides, haeccine
Philosophum decent? Doth this become grave philosophers? Thus peradventure
Callias, Thrasimachus, Polus, Aristophanes, or some of his adversaries and
emulators might object; but neither they nor [4425]Anytus and Melitus his
bitter enemies, that condemned him for teaching Critias to tyrannise, his
impiety for swearing by dogs and plain trees, for his juggling sophistry,
&c., never so much as upbraided him with impure love, writing or speaking
of that subject; and therefore without question, as he concludes, both
Socrates and Plato in this are justly to be excused. But suppose they had
been a little overseen, should divine Plato be defamed? no, rather as he
said of Cato's drunkenness, if Cato were drunk, it should be no vice at all
to be drunk. They reprove Plato then, but without cause (as [4426]Ficinus
pleads) for all love is honest and good, and they are worthy to be loved
that speak well of love.
Being to speak of this admirable affection of
love (saith [4427]Valleriola) there lies open a vast and philosophical
field to my discourse, by which many lovers become mad; let me leave my
more serious meditations, wander in these philosophical fields, and look
into those pleasant groves of the Muses, where with unspeakable variety of
flowers, we may make garlands to ourselves, not to adorn us only, but with
their pleasant smell and juice to nourish our souls, and fill our minds
desirous of knowledge,
&c. After a harsh and unpleasing discourse of
melancholy, which hath hitherto molested your patience, and tired the
author, give him leave with [4428]Godefridus the lawyer, and Laurentius
(cap. 5.) to recreate himself in this kind after his laborious studies,
since so many grave divines and worthy men have without offence to
manners, to help themselves and others, voluntarily written of it.
Heliodorus, a bishop, penned a love story of Theagines and Chariclea, and
when some Catos of his time reprehended him for it, chose rather, saith
[4429]Nicephorus, to leave his bishopric than his book. Aeneas Sylvius, an
ancient divine, and past forty years of age, (as [4430]he confesseth
himself, after Pope Pius Secundus) indited that wanton history of Euryalus
and Lucretia. And how many superintendents of learning could I reckon up
that have written of light fantastical subjects? Beroaldus, Erasmus,
Alpheratius, twenty-four times printed in Spanish, &c. Give me leave then
to refresh my muse a little, and my weary readers, to expatiate in this
delightsome field, hoc deliciarum campo, as Fonseca terms it, to [4431]
season a surly discourse with a more pleasing aspersion of love matters:
Edulcare vitam convenit, as the poet invites us, curas nugis, &c., 'tis
good to sweeten our life with some pleasing toys to relish it, and as Pliny
tells us, magna pars studiosorum amaenitates quaerimus, most of our
students love such pleasant [4432]subjects. Though Macrobius teach us
otherwise, [4433]that those old sages banished all such light tracts from
their studies, to nurse's cradles, to please only the ear;
yet out of
Apuleius I will oppose as honourable patrons, Solon, Plato, [4434]
Xenophon, Adrian, &c. that as highly approve of these treatises. On the
other side methinks they are not to be disliked, they are not so unfit. I
will not peremptorily say as one did [4435]tam suavia dicam facinora, ut
male sit ei qui talibus non delectetur, I will tell you such pretty
stories, that foul befall him that is not pleased with them; Neque dicam
ea quae vobis usui sit audivisse, et voluptati meminisse, with that
confidence, as Beroaldus doth his enarrations on Propertius. I will not
expert or hope for that approbation, which Lipsius gives to his Epictetus;
pluris facio quum relego; semper ut novum, et quum repetivi, repetendum,
the more I read, the more shall I covet to read. I will not press you with
my pamphlets, or beg attention, but if you like them you may. Pliny holds
it expedient, and most fit, severitatem jucunditate etiam in scriptis
condire, to season our works with some pleasant discourse; Synesius
approves it, licet in ludicris ludere, the [4436]poet admires it, Omne
tulit punctum qui miscuit utile dulci; and there be those, without
question, that are more willing to read such toys, than [4437]I am to
write: Let me not live,
saith Aretine's Antonia, If I had not rather
hear thy discourse, [4438]than see a play?
No doubt but there be more of
her mind, ever have been, ever will be, as [4439]Hierome bears me witness.
A far greater part had rather read Apuleius than Plato: Tully himself
confesseth he could not understand Plato's Timaeus, and therefore cared less
for it: but every schoolboy hath that famous testament of Grunnius
Corocotta Porcellus at his fingers' ends. The comical poet,
he was in his life a philosopher(as Ausonius apologiseth for him),
in his epigrams a lover, in his precepts most severe; in his epistle to Caerellia, a wanton.Annianus, Sulpicius, Evemus, Menander, and many old poets besides, did in scriptis prurire, write Fescennines, Atellans, and lascivious songs; laetam materiam; yet they had in moribus censuram, et severitatem, they were chaste, severe, and upright livers.
Incensed(as he said)
with the love of finding love, we have sought it, and found it.More yet, I have augmented and added something to this light treatise (if light) which was not in the former editions, I am not ashamed to confess it, with a good [4450]author, quod extendi et locupletari hoc subjectum plerique postulabant, et eorum importunitate victus, animum utcunque renitentem eo adegi, ut jam sexta vice calamum in manum sumerem, scriptionique longe et a studiis et professione mea alienae, me accingerem, horas aliquas a seriis meis occupationibus interim suffuratus, easque veluti ludo cuidam ac recreationi destinans; etsi non ignorarem novos fortasse detractores novis hisce interpolationibus meis minime defuturos. [4452]
And thus much I have thought good to say by way of preface, lest any man (which [4453]Godefridus feared in his book) should blame in me lightness, wantonness, rashness, in speaking of love's causes, enticements, symptoms, remedies, lawful and unlawful loves, and lust itself, [4454]I speak it only to tax and deter others from it, not to teach, but to show the vanities and fopperies of this heroical or Herculean love,[4455]and to apply remedies unto it. I will treat of this with like liberty as of the rest.
I am resolved howsoever, velis, nolis, audacter stadium intrare, in the Olympics, with those Aeliensian wrestlers in Philostratus, boldly to show myself in this common stage, and in this tragicomedy of love, to act several parts, some satirically, some comically, some in a mixed tone, as the subject I have in hand gives occasion, and present scene shall require, or offer itself.
Love's limits are ample and great, and a spacious walk it hath, beset with
thorns,
and for that cause, which [4461]Scaliger reprehends in Cardan, not
lightly to be passed over.
Lest I incur the same censure, 1 will examine
all the kinds of love, his nature, beginning, difference, objects, how it
is honest or dishonest, a virtue or vice, a natural passion, or a disease,
his power and effects, how far it extends: of which, although something has
been said in the first partition, in those sections of perturbations ([4462]
for love and hatred are the first and most common passions, from which all
the rest arise, and are attendant,
as Picolomineus holds, or as Nich.
Caussinus, the primum mobile of all other affections, which carry them
all about them) I will now more copiously dilate, through all his parts and
several branches, that so it may better appear what love is, and how it
varies with the objects, how in defect, or (which is most ordinary and
common) immoderate, and in excess, causeth melancholy.
Love universally taken, is defined to be a desire, as a word of more ample
signification: and though Leon Hebreus, the most copious writer of this
subject, in his third dialogue make no difference, yet in his first he
distinguisheth them again, and defines love by desire. [4463]Love is a
voluntary affection, and desire to enjoy that which is good. [4464]Desire
wisheth, love enjoys; the end of the one is the beginning of the other;
that which we love is present; that which we desire is absent.
[4465]It is
worth the labour,
saith Plotinus, to consider well of love, whether it be
a god or a devil, or passion of the mind, or partly god, partly devil,
partly passion.
He concludes love to participate of all three, to arise
from desire of that which is beautiful and fair, and defines it to be an
action of the mind desiring that which is good.
[4466]Plato calls it the
great devil, for its vehemency, and sovereignty over all other passions,
and defines it an appetite, [4467]by which we desire some good to be
present.
Ficinus in his comment adds the word fair to this definition.
Love is a desire of enjoying that which is good and fair. Austin dilates
this common definition, and will have love to be a delectation of the
heart, [4468]for something which we seek to win, or joy to have, coveting
by desire, resting in joy.
[4469]Scaliger exerc. 301. taxeth these
former definitions, and will not have love to be defined by desire or
appetite; for when we enjoy the things we desire, there remains no more
appetite:
as he defines it, Love is an affection by which we are either
united to the thing we love, or perpetuate our union;
which agrees in part
with Leon Hebreus.
Now this love varies as its object varies, which is always good, amiable,
fair, gracious, and pleasant. [4470]All things desire that which is
good,
as we are taught in the Ethics, or at least that which to them seems
to be good; quid enim vis mali (as Austin well infers) dic mihi? puto
nihil in omnibus actionibus; thou wilt wish no harm, I suppose, no ill in
all thine actions, thoughts or desires, nihil mali vis; [4471]thou wilt
not have bad corn, bad soil, a naughty tree, but all good; a good servant,
a good horse, a good son, a good friend, a good neighbour, a good wife.
From this goodness comes beauty; from beauty, grace, and comeliness, which
result as so many rays from their good parts, make us to love, and so to
covet it: for were it not pleasing and gracious in our eyes, we should not
seek. [4472]No man loves
(saith Aristotle 9. mor. cap. 5.) but he that
was first delighted with comeliness and beauty.
As this fair object
varies, so doth our love; for as Proclus holds, Omne pulchrum amabile,
every fair thing is amiable, and what we love is fair and gracious in our
eyes, or at least we do so apprehend and still esteem of it. [4473]
Amiableness is the object of love, the scope and end is to obtain it, for
whose sake we love, and which our mind covets to enjoy.
And it seems to us
especially fair and good; for good, fair, and unity, cannot be separated.
Beauty shines, Plato saith, and by reason of its splendour and shining
causeth admiration; and the fairer the object is, the more eagerly it is
sought. For as the same Plato defines it, [4474]Beauty is a lively,
shining or glittering brightness, resulting from effused good, by ideas,
seeds, reasons, shadows, stirring up our minds, that by this good they may
be united and made one.
Others will have beauty to be the perfection of the
whole composition, [4475]caused out of the congruous symmetry, measure,
order and manner of parts, and that comeliness which proceeds from this
beauty is called grace, and from thence all fair things are gracious.
For
grace and beauty are so wonderfully annexed, [4476]so sweetly and gently
win our souls, and strongly allure, that they confound our judgment and
cannot be distinguished. Beauty and grace are like those beams and shinings
that come from the glorious and divine sun,
which are diverse, as they
proceed from the diverse objects, to please and affect our several senses.
[4477]As the species of beauty are taken at our eyes, ears, or conceived
in our inner soul,
as Plato disputes at large in his Dialogue de pulchro,
Phaedro, Hyppias, and after many sophistical errors confuted, concludes
that beauty is a grace in all things, delighting the eyes, ears, and soul
itself; so that, as Valesius infers hence, whatsoever pleaseth our ears,
eyes, and soul, must needs be beautiful, fair, and delightsome to us.
[4478]And nothing can more please our ears than music, or pacify our
minds.
Fair houses, pictures, orchards, gardens, fields, a fair hawk, a
fair horse is most acceptable unto us; whatsoever pleaseth our eyes and
ears, we call beautiful and fair; [4479]Pleasure belongeth to the rest of
the senses, but grace and beauty to these two alone.
As the objects vary
and are diverse, so they diversely affect our eyes, ears, and soul itself.
Which gives occasion to some to make so many several kinds of love as there
be objects. One beauty ariseth from God, of which and divine love S.
Dionysius, [4480]with many fathers and neoterics, have written just
volumes, De amore Dei, as they term it, many paraenetical discourses;
another from his creatures; there is a beauty of the body, a beauty of the
soul, a beauty from virtue, formam martyrum, Austin calls it, quam
videmus oculis animi, which we see with the eyes of our mind; which
beauty, as Tully saith, if we could discern with these corporeal eyes,
admirabili sui amores excitaret, would cause admirable affections, and
ravish our souls. This other beauty which ariseth from those extreme parts,
and graces which proceed from gestures, speeches, several motions, and
proportions of creatures, men and women (especially from women, which made
those old poets put the three graces still in Venus' company, as attending
on her, and holding up her train) are infinite almost, and vary their names
with their objects, as love of money, covetousness, love of beauty, lust,
immoderate desire of any pleasure, concupiscence, friendship, love,
goodwill, &c. and is either virtue or vice, honest, dishonest, in excess,
defect, as shall be showed in his place. Heroical love, religious love, &c.
which may be reduced to a twofold division, according to the principal
parts which are affected, the brain and liver. Amor et amicitia, which
Scaliger exercitat. 301. Valesius and Melancthon warrant out of Plato
Φιλεῖν and ἐρᾶν from that speech of Pausanias belike,
that makes two Veneres and two loves. [4481]One Venus is ancient without
a mother, and descended from heaven, whom we call celestial; the younger,
begotten of Jupiter and Dione, whom commonly we call Venus.
Ficinus, in
his comment upon this place, cap. 8. following Plato, calls these two
loves, two devils, [4482]or good and bad angels according to us, which are
still hovering about our souls. [4483]The one rears to heaven, the other
depresseth us to hell; the one good, which stirs us up to the contemplation
of that divine beauty for whose sake we perform justice and all godly
offices, study philosophy, &c.; the other base, and though bad yet to be
respected; for indeed both are good in their own natures: procreation of
children is as necessary as that finding out of truth, but therefore called
bad, because it is abused, and withdraws our souls from the speculation of
that other to viler objects,
so far Ficinus. S. Austin, lib. 15. de civ.
Dei et sup. Psal. lxiv., hath delivered as much in effect. [4484]Every
creature is good, and may be loved well or ill:
and [4485]Two cities
make two loves, Jerusalem and Babylon, the love of God the one, the love of
the world the other; of these two cities we all are citizens, as by
examination of ourselves we may soon find, and of which.
The one love is
the root of all mischief, the other of all good. So, in his 15. cap. lib.
de amor. Ecclesiae, he will have those four cardinal virtues to be nought
else but love rightly composed; in his 15. book de civ. Dei, cap. 22. he
calls virtue the order of love, whom Thomas following 1. part. 2. quaest.
55. art. 1. and quaest. 56. 3. quaest. 62. art. 2. confirms as much, and
amplifies in many words. [4486]Lucian, to the same purpose, hath a
division of his own, One love was born in the sea, which is as various and
raging in young men's breasts as the sea itself, and causeth burning lust:
the other is that golden chain which was let down from heaven, and with a
divine fury ravisheth our souls, made to the image of God, and stirs us up
to comprehend the innate and incorruptible beauty to which we were once
created.
Beroaldus hath expressed all this in an epigram of his:
This twofold division of love, Origen likewise follows, in his Comment on
the Canticles, one from God, the other from the devil, as he holds
(understanding it in the worse sense) which many others repeat and imitate.
Both which (to omit all subdivisions) in excess or defect, as they are
abused, or degenerate, cause melancholy in a particular kind, as shall be
shown in his place. Austin, in another Tract, makes a threefold division of
this love, which we may use well or ill: [4487]God, our neighbour, and
the world: God above us, our neighbour next us, the world beneath us. In
the course of our desires, God hath three things, the world one, our
neighbour two. Our desire to God, is either from God, with God, or to God,
and ordinarily so runs. From God, when it receives from him, whence, and
for which it should love him: with God, when it contradicts his will in
nothing: to God, when it seeks to him, and rests itself in him. Our love to
our neighbour may proceed from him, and run with him, not to him: from him,
as when we rejoice of his good safety, and well doing: with him, when we
desire to have him a fellow and companion of our journey in the way of the
Lord: not in him, because there is no aid, hope, or confidence in man. From
the world our love comes, when we begin to admire the Creator in his works,
and glorify God in his creatures: with the world it should run, if,
according to the mutability of all temporalities, it should be dejected in
adversity, or over elevated in prosperity: to the world, if it would settle
itself in its vain delights and studies.
Many such partitions of love I
could repeat, and subdivisions, but least (which Scaliger objects to
Cardan, Exercitat. 501.) [4488]I confound filthy burning lust with pure
and divine love,
I will follow that accurate division of Leon Hebreus,
dial. 2. betwixt Sophia and Philo, where he speaks of natural, sensible,
and rational love, and handleth each apart. Natural love or hatred, is that
sympathy or antipathy which is to be seen in animate and inanimate
creatures, in the four elements, metals, stones, gravia tendunt deorsum,
as a stone to his centre, fire upward, and rivers to the sea. The sun,
moon, and stars go still around, [4489]Amantes naturae, debita exercere,
for love of perfection. This love is manifest, I say, in inanimate
creatures. How comes a loadstone to draw iron to it? jet chaff? the ground
to covet showers, but for love? No creature, S. Hierom concludes, is to be
found, quod non aliquid amat, no stock, no stone, that hath not some
feeling of love, 'Tis more eminent in plants, herbs, and is especially
observed in vegetables; as between the vine and elm a great sympathy,
between the vine and the cabbage, between the vine and the olive, [4490]
Virgo fugit Bromium, between the vine and bays a great antipathy, the
vine loves not the bay, [4491]nor his smell, and will kill him, if he
grow near him;
the bur and the lentil cannot endure one another, the olive
[4492]and the myrtle embrace each other, in roots and branches if they
grow near. Read more of this in Picolomineus grad. 7. cap. 1.
Crescentius lib. 5. de agric. Baptista Porta de mag. lib. 1. cap. de
plant. dodio et element. sym. Fracastorius de sym. et antip. of the love
and hatred of planets, consult with every astrologer. Leon Hebreus gives
many fabulous reasons, and moraliseth them withal.
Sensible love is that of brute beasts, of which the same Leon Hebreus dial. 2. assigns these causes. First for the pleasure they take in the act of generation, male and female love one another. Secondly, for the preservation of the species, and desire of young brood. Thirdly, for the mutual agreement, as being of the same kind: Sus sui, canis cani, bos bovi, et asinus asino pulcherrimus videtur, as Epicharmus held, and according to that adage of Diogenianus, Adsidet usque graculus apud graculum, they much delight in one another's company, [4493]Formicae grata est formica, cicada cicadae, and birds of a feather will gather together. Fourthly, for custom, use, and familiarity, as if a dog be trained up with a lion and a bear, contrary to their natures, they will love each other. Hawks, dogs, horses, love their masters and keepers: many stories I could relate in this kind, but see Gillius de hist. anim. lib. 3. cap. 14. those two Epistles of Lipsius, of dogs and horses, Agellius, &c. Fifthly, for bringing up, as if a bitch bring up a kid, a hen ducklings, a hedge-sparrow a cuckoo, &c.
The third kind is Amor cognitionis, as Leon calls it, rational love, Intellectivus amor, and is proper to men, on which I must insist. This appears in God, angels, men. God is love itself, the fountain of love, the disciple of love, as Plato styles him; the servant of peace, the God of love and peace; have peace with all men and God is with you.
By this love(saith Gerson)
we purchase heaven,and buy the kingdom of God. This [4496]love is either in the Trinity itself (for the Holy Ghost is the love of the Father and the Son, &c. John iii. 35, and v. 20, and xiv. 31), or towards us his creatures, as in making the world. Amor mundum fecit, love built cities, mundi anima, invented arts, sciences, and all [4497]good things, incites us to virtue and humanity, combines and quickens; keeps peace on earth, quietness by sea, mirth in the winds and elements, expels all fear, anger, and rusticity; Circulus a bono in bonum, a round circle still from good to good; for love is the beginner and end of all our actions, the efficient and instrumental cause, as our poets in their symbols, impresses, [4498]emblems of rings, squares, &c., shadow unto us,
God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son for it,John iii. 16.
Behold what love the Father hath showed on us, that we should be called the sons of God,1 John iii. 1. Or by His sweet Providence, in protecting of it; either all in general, or His saints elect and church in particular, whom He keeps as the apple of His eye, whom He loves freely, as Hosea xiv. 5. speaks, and dearly respects, [4500]Charior est ipsis homo quam sibi. Not that we are fair, nor for any merit or grace of ours, for we are most vile and base; but out of His incomparable love and goodness, out of His Divine Nature. And this is that Homer's golden chain, which reacheth down from heaven to earth, by which every creature is annexed, and depends on his Creator. He made all, saith [4501]Moses,
and it was good;He loves it as good.
The love of angels and living souls is mutual amongst themselves, towards us militant in the church, and all such as love God; as the sunbeams irradiate the earth from those celestial thrones, they by their well wishes reflect on us, [4502]in salute hominum promovenda alacres, et constantes administri, there is joy in heaven for every sinner that repenteth; they pray for us, are solicitous for our good, [4503]Casti genii.
Valesius, lib. 3. contr. 13, defines this love which is in men, to be
[4505]an affection of both powers, appetite and reason.
The rational
resides in the brain, the other in the liver (as before hath been said out
of Plato and others); the heart is diversely affected of both, and carried
a thousand ways by consent. The sensitive faculty most part overrules
reason, the soul is carried hoodwinked, and the understanding captive like
a beast. [4506]The heart is variously inclined, sometimes they are merry,
sometimes sad, and from love arise hope and fear, jealousy, fury,
desperation.
Now this love of men is diverse, and varies, as the object
varies, by which they are enticed, as virtue, wisdom, eloquence, profit,
wealth, money, fame, honour, or comeliness of person, &c. Leon Hubreus, in
his first dialogue, reduceth them all to these three, utile, jucundum,
honestum, profitable, pleasant, honest; (out of Aristotle belike
8. moral.) of which he discourseth at large, and whatsoever is beautiful and
fair, is referred to them, or any way to be desired. [4507]To profitable
is ascribed health, wealth, honour, &c., which is rather ambition, desire,
covetousness, than love:
friends, children, love of women, [4508]all
delightful and pleasant objects, are referred to the second. The love of
honest things consists in virtue and wisdom, and is preferred before that
which is profitable and pleasant: intellectual, about that which is honest.
[4509]St. Austin calls profitable, worldly; pleasant, carnal; honest,
spiritual. [4510]Of and from all three, result charity, friendship, and
true love, which respects God and our neighbour.
Of each of these I will
briefly dilate, and show in what sort they cause melancholy.
Amongst all these fair enticing objects, which procure love, and bewitch the soul of man, there is none so moving, so forcible as profit; and that which carrieth with it a show of commodity. Health indeed is a precious thing, to recover and preserve which we will undergo any misery, drink bitter potions, freely give our goods: restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee, bountiful he is, thankful and beholding to thee; but give him wealth and honour, give him gold, or what shall be for his advantage and preferment, and thou shalt command his affections, oblige him eternally to thee, heart, hand, life, and all is at thy service, thou art his dear and loving friend, good and gracious lord and master, his Mecaenas; he is thy slave, thy vassal, most devote, affectioned, and bound in all duty: tell him good tidings in this kind, there spoke an angel, a blessed hour that brings in gain, he is thy creature, and thou his creator, he hugs and admires thee; he is thine for ever. No loadstone so attractive as that of profit, none so fair an object as this of gold; [4511]nothing wins a man sooner than a good turn, bounty and liberality command body and soul:
Gold of all other is a most delicious object; a sweet light, a goodly lustre it hath; gratius aurum quam solem intuemur, saith Austin, and we had rather see it than the sun. Sweet and pleasant in getting, in keeping; it seasons all our labours, intolerable pains we take for it, base employments, endure bitter flouts and taunts, long journeys, heavy burdens, all are made light and easy by this hope of gain: At mihi plaudo ipse domi, simul ac nummos contemplor in arca. The sight of gold refresheth our spirits, and ravisheth our hearts, as that Babylonian garment and [4512] golden wedge did Achan in the camp, the very sight and hearing sets on fire his soul with desire of it. It will make a man run to the antipodes, or tarry at home and turn parasite, lie, flatter, prostitute himself, swear and bear false witness; he will venture his body, kill a king, murder his father, and damn his soul to come at it. Formosior auri massa, as [4513] he well observed, the mass of gold is fairer than all your Grecian pictures, that Apelles, Phidias, or any doting painter could ever make: we are enamoured with it,
This is the great goddess we adore and worship; this is the sole object of our desire.If we have it, as we think, we are made for ever, thrice happy, princes, lords, &c. If we lose it, we are dull, heavy, dejected, discontent, miserable, desperate, and mad. Our estate and bene esse ebbs and flows with our commodity; and as we are endowed or enriched, so are we beloved and esteemed: it lasts no longer than our wealth; when that is gone, and the object removed, farewell friendship: as long as bounty, good cheer, and rewards were to be hoped, friends enough; they were tied to thee by the teeth, and would follow thee as crows do a carcass: but when thy goods are gone and spent, the lamp of their love is out, and thou shalt be contemned, scorned, hated, injured. [4516]Lucian's Timon, when he lived in prosperity, was the sole spectacle of Greece, only admired; who but Timon? Everybody loved, honoured, applauded him, each man offered him his service, and sought to be kin to him; but when his gold was spent, his fair possessions gone, farewell Timon: none so ugly, none so deformed, so odious an object as Timon, no man so ridiculous on a sudden, they gave him a penny to buy a rope, no man would know him.
'Tis the general humour of the world, commodity steers our affections
throughout, we love those that are fortunate and rich, that thrive, or by
whom we may receive mutual kindness, hope for like courtesies, get any
good, gain, or profit; hate those, and abhor on the other side, which are
poor and miserable, or by whom we may sustain loss or inconvenience. And
even those that were now familiar and dear unto us, our loving and long
friends, neighbours, kinsmen, allies, with whom we have conversed, and
lived as so many Geryons for some years past, striving still to give one
another all good content and entertainment, with mutual invitations,
feastings, disports, offices, for whom we would ride, run, spend ourselves,
and of whom we have so freely and honourably spoken, to whom we have given
all those turgent titles, and magnificent eulogiums, most excellent and
most noble, worthy, wise, grave, learned, valiant, &c., and magnified
beyond measure: if any controversy arise between us, some trespass, injury,
abuse, some part of our goods be detained, a piece of land come to be
litigious, if they cross us in our suit, or touch the string of our
commodity, we detest and depress them upon a sudden: neither affinity,
consanguinity, or old acquaintance can contain us, but [4517]rupto jecore
exierit Caprificus. A golden apple sets altogether by the ears, as if a
marrowbone or honeycomb were flung amongst bears: father and son, brother
and sister, kinsmen are at odds: and look what malice, deadly hatred can
invent, that shall be done, Terrible, dirum, pestilens, atrox, ferum,
mutual injuries, desire of revenge, and how to hurt them, him and his, are
all our studies. If our pleasures be interrupt, we can tolerate it: our
bodies hurt, we can put it up and be reconciled: but touch our commodities,
we are most impatient: fair becomes foul, the graces are turned to harpies,
friendly salutations to bitter imprecations, mutual feastings to plotting
villainies, minings and counterminings; good words to satires and
invectives, we revile e contra, nought but his imperfections are in our
eyes, he is a base knave, a devil, a monster, a caterpillar, a viper, a
hog-rubber, &c. Desinit in piscem mulier formosa superne;[4518] the scene
is altered on a sudden, love is turned to hate, mirth to melancholy: so
furiously are we most part bent, our affections fixed upon this object of
commodity, and upon money, the desire of which in excess is covetousness:
ambition tyranniseth over our souls, as [4519]I have shown, and in defect
crucifies as much, as if a man by negligence, ill husbandry, improvidence,
prodigality, waste and consume his goods and fortunes, beggary follows, and
melancholy, he becomes an abject, [4520]odious and worse than an infidel,
in not providing for his family.
Pleasant objects are infinite, whether they be such as have life, or be
without life; inanimate are countries, provinces, towers, towns, cities, as
he said, [4521]Pulcherrimam insulam videmus, etiam cum non videmus we
see a fair island by description, when we see it not. The [4522]sun never
saw a fairer city, Thessala Tempe, orchards, gardens, pleasant walks,
groves, fountains, &c. The heaven itself is said to be [4523]fair or foul:
fair buildings, [4524]fair pictures, all artificial, elaborate and curious
works, clothes, give an admirable lustre: we admire, and gaze upon them,
ut pueri Junonis avem, as children do on a peacock: a fair dog, a fair
horse and hawk, &c. [4525]Thessalus amat equum pullinum, buculum
Aegyptius, Lacedaemonius Catulum, &c., such things we love, are most
gracious in our sight, acceptable unto us, and whatsoever else may cause
this passion, if it be superfluous or immoderately loved, as Guianerius
observes. These things in themselves are pleasing and good, singular
ornaments, necessary, comely, and fit to be had; but when we fix an
immoderate eye, and dote on them over much, this pleasure may turn to pain,
bring much sorrow and discontent unto us, work our final overthrow, and
cause melancholy in the end. Many are carried away with those bewitching
sports of gaming, hawking, hunting, and such vain pleasures, as [4526]I
have said: some with immoderate desire of fame, to be crowned in the
Olympics, knighted in the field, &c., and by these means ruinate
themselves. The lascivious dotes on his fair mistress, the glutton on his
dishes, which are infinitely varied to please the palate, the epicure on
his several pleasures, the superstitious on his idol, and fats himself with
future joys, as Turks feed themselves with an imaginary persuasion of a
sensual paradise: so several pleasant objects diversely affect diverse men.
But the fairest objects and enticings proceed from men themselves, which
most frequently captivate, allure, and make them dote beyond all measure
upon one another, and that for many respects: first, as some suppose, by
that secret force of stars, (quod me tibi temperat astrum?) They do
singularly dote on such a man, hate such again, and can give no reason for
it. [4527]Non amo te Sabidi, &c. Alexander admired Ephestion, Adrian
Antinous, Nero Sporus, &c. The physicians refer this to their temperament,
astrologers to trine and sextile aspects, or opposite of their several
ascendants, lords of their genitures, love and hatred of planets; [4528]
Cicogna, to concord and discord of spirits; but most to outward graces. A
merry companion is welcome and acceptable to all men, and therefore, saith
[4529]Gomesius, princes and great men entertain jesters and players
commonly in their courts. But [4530]Pares cum paribus facillime
congregantur, 'tis that [4531]similitude of manners, which ties most men
in an inseparable link, as if they be addicted to the same studies or
disports, they delight in one another's companies, birds of a feather will
gather together:
if they be of divers inclinations, or opposite in
manners, they can seldom agree. Secondly, [4532]affability, custom, and
familiarity, may convert nature many times, though they be different in
manners, as if they be countrymen, fellow-students, colleagues, or have
been fellow-soldiers, [4533]brethren in affliction, ([4534]acerba
calamitatum societas, diversi etiam ingenii homines conjungit) affinity,
or some such accidental occasion, though they cannot agree amongst
themselves, they will stick together like burrs, and bold against a third;
so after some discontinuance, or death, enmity ceaseth; or in a foreign
place:
a mother cannot forget her child:Solomon so found out the true owner; love of parents may not be concealed, 'tis natural, descends, and they that are inhuman in this kind, are unworthy of that air they breathe, and of the four elements; yet many unnatural examples we have in this rank, of hard-hearted parents, disobedient children, of [4540]disagreeing brothers, nothing so common. The love of kinsmen is grown cold, [4541]
many kinsmen(as the saying is)
few friends;if thine estate be good, and thou able, par pari referre, to requite their kindness, there will be mutual correspondence, otherwise thou art a burden, most odious to them above all others. The last object that ties man and man, is comeliness of person, and beauty alone, as men love women with a wanton eye: which κατ' ἐξοχὴν is termed heroical, or love-melancholy. Other loves (saith Picolomineus) are so called with some contraction, as the love of wine, gold, &c., but this of women is predominant in a higher strain, whose part affected is the liver, and this love deserves a longer explication, and shall be dilated apart in the next section.
Beauty is the common object of all love, [4542]as jet draws a straw, so
doth beauty love:
virtue and honesty are great motives, and give as fair a
lustre as the rest, especially if they be sincere and right, not fucate,
but proceeding from true form, and an incorrupt judgment; those two Venus'
twins, Eros and Anteros, are then most firm and fast. For many times
otherwise men are deceived by their flattering gnathos, dissembling
camelions, outsides, hypocrites that make a show of great love, learning,
pretend honesty, virtue, zeal, modesty, with affected looks and counterfeit
gestures: feigned protestations often steal away the hearts and favours of
men, and deceive them, specie virtutis et umbra, when as revera and
indeed, there is no worth or honesty at all in them, no truth, but mere
hypocrisy, subtlety, knavery, and the like. As true friends they are, as he
that Caelius Secundus met by the highway side; and hard it is in this
temporising age to distinguish such companions, or to find them out. Such
gnathos as these for the most part belong to great men, and by this glozing
flattery, affability, and such like philters, so dive and insinuate into
their favours, that they are taken for men of excellent worth, wisdom,
learning, demigods, and so screw themselves into dignities, honours,
offices; but these men cause harsh confusion often, and as many times stirs
as Rehoboam's counsellors in a commonwealth, overthrew themselves and
others. Tandlerus and some authors make a doubt, whether love and hatred
may be compelled by philters or characters; Cardan and Marbodius, by
precious stones and amulets; astrologers by election of times, &c. as
[4543]I shall elsewhere discuss. The true object of this honest love is
virtue, wisdom, honesty, [4544]real worth, Interna forma, and this love
cannot deceive or be compelled, ut ameris amabilis esto, love itself is
the most potent philtrum, virtue and wisdom, gratia gratum faciens, the
sole and only grace, not counterfeit, but open, honest, simple, naked,
[4545]descending from heaven,
as our apostle hath it, an infused habit
from God, which hath given several gifts, as wit, learning, tongues, for
which they shall be amiable and gracious, Eph. iv. 11. as to Saul stature and
a goodly presence, 1 Sam. ix. 1. Joseph found favour in Pharaoh's court,
Gen. xxxix, for [4546]his person; and Daniel with the princes of the
eunuchs, Dan. xix. 19. Christ was gracious with God and men, Luke ii. 52.
There is still some peculiar grace, as of good discourse, eloquence, wit,
honesty, which is the primum mobile, first mover, and a most forcible
loadstone to draw the favours and good wills of men's eyes, ears, and
affections unto them. When Jesus spake, they were all astonished at his
answers,
(Luke ii. 47.) and wondered at his gracious words which proceeded
from his mouth.
An orator steals away the hearts of men, and as another
Orpheus, quo vult, unde vult, he pulls them to him by speech alone: a
sweet voice causeth admiration; and he that can utter himself in good
words, in our ordinary phrase, is called a proper man, a divine spirit. For
which cause belike, our old poets, Senatus populusque poetarum, made
Mercury the gentleman-usher to the Graces, captain of eloquence, and those
charities to be Jupiter's and Eurymone's daughters, descended from above.
Though they be otherwise deformed, crooked, ugly to behold, those good
parts of the mind denominate them fair. Plato commends the beauty of
Socrates; yet who was more grim of countenance, stern and ghastly to look
upon? So are and have been many great philosophers, as [4547]Gregory
Nazianzen observes, deformed most part in that which is to be seen with
the eyes, but most elegant in that which is not to be seen.
Saepe sub
attrita latitat sapientia veste. Aesop, Democritus, Aristotle, Politianus,
Melancthon, Gesner, &c. withered old men, Sileni Alcibiadis, very harsh
and impolite to the eye; but who were so terse, polite, eloquent, generally
learned, temperate and modest? No man then living was so fair as
Alcibiades, so lovely quo ad superficiem, to the eye, as [4548]Boethius
observes, but he had Corpus turpissimum interne, a most deformed soul;
honesty, virtue, fair conditions, are great enticers to such as are well
given, and much avail to get the favour and goodwill of men. Abdolominus
in Curtius, a poor man, (but which mine author notes, [4549]the cause of
this poverty was his honesty
) for his modesty and continency from a
private person (for they found him digging in his garden) was saluted king,
and preferred before all the magnificoes of his time, injecta ei vestis
purpura auroque distincta, a purple embroidered garment was put upon him,
[4550]and they bade him wash himself, and, as he was worthy, take upon him
the style and spirit of a king,
continue his continency and the rest of
his good parts. Titus Pomponius Atticus, that noble citizen of Rome, was so
fair conditioned, of so sweet a carriage, that he was generally beloved of
all good men, of Caesar, Pompey, Antony, Tully, of divers sects, &c.
multas haereditates ([4551]Cornelius Nepos writes) sola bonitate
consequutus. Operae, pretium audire, &c. It is worthy of your attention,
Livy cries, [4552]you that scorn all but riches, and give no esteem to
virtue, except they be wealthy withal, Q. Cincinnatus had but four acres,
and by the consent of the senate was chosen dictator of Rome.
Of such
account were Cato, Fabricius, Aristides, Antonius, Probus, for their
eminent worth: so Caesar, Trajan, Alexander, admired for valour, [4553]
Haephestion loved Alexander, but Parmenio the king: Titus deliciae humani
generis, and which Aurelius Victor hath of Vespasian, the darling of his
time, as [4554]Edgar Etheling was in England, for his [4555]excellent
virtues: their memory is yet fresh, sweet, and we love them many ages
after, though they be dead: Suavem memoriam sui reliquit, saith Lipsius
of his friend, living and dead they are all one. [4556]I have ever loved
as thou knowest
(so Tully wrote to Dolabella) Marcus Brutus for his great
wit, singular honesty, constancy, sweet conditions; and believe it
[4557]
there is nothing so amiable and fair as virtue.
I [4558]do mightily love
Calvisinus,
(so Pliny writes to Sossius) a most industrious, eloquent,
upright man, which is all in all with me:
the affection came from his good
parts. And as St. Austin comments on the 84th Psalm, [4559]there is a
peculiar beauty of justice, and inward beauty, which we see with the eyes
of our hearts, love, and are enamoured with, as in martyrs, though their
bodies be torn in pieces with wild beasts, yet this beauty shines, and we
love their virtues.
The [4560]stoics are of opinion that a wise man is
only fair; and Cato in Tully 3 de Finibus contends the same, that the
lineaments of the mind are far fairer than those of the body, incomparably
beyond them: wisdom and valour according to [4561]Xenophon, especially
deserve the name of beauty, and denominate one fair, et incomparabiliter
pulchrior est (as Austin holds) veritas Christianorum quam Helena
Graecorum. Wine is strong, the king is strong, women are strong, but
truth overcometh all things,
Esd. i. 3, 10, 11, 12. Blessed is the man
that findeth wisdom, and getteth understanding, for the merchandise thereof
is better than silver, and the gain thereof better than gold: it is more
precious than pearls, and all the things thou canst desire are not to be
compared to her,
Prov. ii. 13, 14, 15, a wise, true, just, upright, and
good man, I say it again, is only fair: [4562]it is reported of Magdalene
Queen of France, and wife to Lewis 11th, a Scottish woman by birth, that
walking forth in an evening with her ladies, she spied M. Alanus, one of
the king's chaplains, a silly, old, [4563]hard-favoured man fast asleep in
a bower, and kissed him sweetly; when the young ladies laughed at her for
it, she replied, that it was not his person that she did embrace and
reverence, but, with a platonic love, the divine beauty of [4564]his soul.
Thus in all ages virtue hath been adored, admired, a singular lustre hath
proceeded from it: and the more virtuous he is, the more gracious, the more
admired. No man so much followed upon earth as Christ himself: and as the
Psalmist saith, xlv. 2, He was fairer than the sons of men.
Chrysostom
Hom. 8 in Mat. Bernard Ser. 1. de omnibus sanctis; Austin,
Cassiodore, Hier. in 9 Mat. interpret it of the [4565]beauty of his
person; there was a divine majesty in his looks, it shined like lightning
and drew all men to it: but Basil, Cyril, lib. 6. super. 55. Esay.
Theodoret, Arnobius, &c. of the beauty of his divinity, justice, grace,
eloquence, &c. Thomas in Psal. xliv. of both; and so doth Baradius and
Peter Morales, lib de pulchritud. Jesu et Mariae, adding as much of Joseph
and the Virgin Mary,—haec alias forma praecesserit omnes, [4566]according
to that prediction of Sibylla Cumea. Be they present or absent, near us, or
afar off, this beauty shines, and will attract men many miles to come and
visit it. Plato and Pythagoras left their country, to see those wise
Egyptian priests: Apollonius travelled into Ethiopia, Persia, to consult
with the Magi, Brachmanni, gymnosophists. The Queen of Sheba came to visit
Solomon; and many,
saith [4567]Hierom, went out of Spain and remote
places a thousand miles, to behold that eloquent Livy:
[4568]Multi Romam
non ut urbem pulcherrimam, aut urbis et orbis dominum Octavianum, sed ut
hunc unum inviserent audirentque, a Gadibus profecti sunt. No beauty
leaves such an impression, strikes so deep [4569], or links the souls of
men closer than virtue.
no painter, no graver, no carver can express virtue's lustre, or those admirable rays that come from it, those enchanting rays that enamour posterity, those everlasting rays that continue to the world's end.Many, saith Phavorinus, that loved and admired Alcibiades in his youth, knew not, cared not for Alcibiades a man, nunc intuentes quaerebant Alcibiadem; but the beauty of Socrates is still the same; [4571]virtue's lustre never fades, is ever fresh and green, semper viva to all succeeding ages, and a most attractive loadstone, to draw and combine such as are present. For that reason belike, Homer feigns the three Graces to be linked and tied hand in hand, because the hearts of men are so firmly united with such graces. [4572]
O sweet bands (Seneca exclaims), which so happily combine, that those which are bound by them love their binders, desiring withal much more harder to be bound,and as so many Geryons to be united into one. For the nature of true friendship is to combine, to be like affected, of one mind,
He did express his friends in colours, in wax, in brass, in ivory, marble, gold, and silver(as Pliny reports of a citizen in Rome),
and in a great auditory not long since recited a just volume of his life.In another place, [4579]speaking of an epigram which Martial had composed in praise of him, [4580]
He gave me as much as he might, and would have done more if he could: though what can a man give more than honour, glory, and eternity?But that which he wrote peradventure will not continue, yet he wrote it to continue. 'Tis all the recompense a poor scholar can make his well-deserving patron, Mecaenas, friend, to mention him in his works, to dedicate a book to his name, to write his life, &c., as all our poets, orators, historiographers have ever done, and the greatest revenge such men take of their adversaries, to persecute them with satires, invectives, &c., and 'tis both ways of great moment, as [4581] Plato gives us to understand. Paulus Jovius, in the fourth book of the life and deeds of Pope Leo Decimus, his noble patron, concludes in these words, [4582]
Because I cannot honour him as other rich men do, with like endeavour, affection, and piety, I have undertaken to write his life; since my fortunes will not give me leave to make a more sumptuous monument, I will perform those rites to his sacred ashes, which a small, perhaps, but a liberal wit can afford.But I rove. Where this true love is wanting, there can be no firm peace, friendship from teeth outward, counterfeit, or for some by-respects, so long dissembled, till they have satisfied their own ends, which, upon every small occasion, breaks out into enmity, open war, defiance, heart-burnings, whispering, calumnies, contentions, and all manner of bitter melancholy discontents. And those men which have no other object of their love, than greatness, wealth, authority, &c., are rather feared than beloved; nec amant quemquam, nec amantur ab ullo: and howsoever borne with for a time, yet for their tyranny and oppression, griping, covetousness, currish hardness, folly, intemperance, imprudence, and such like vices, they are generally odious, abhorred of all, both God and men.
wife and children, friends, neighbours, all the world forsakes them, would feign be rid of them,and are compelled many times to lay violent hands on them, or else God's judgments overtake them: instead of graces, come furies. So when fair [4583]Abigail, a woman of singular wisdom, was acceptable to David, Nabal was churlish and evil-conditioned; and therefore [4584]Mordecai was received, when Haman was executed, Haman the favourite,
that had his seat above the other princes, to whom all the king's servants that stood in the gates, bowed their knees and reverenced.Though they flourished many times, such hypocrites, such temporising foxes, and blear the world's eyes by flattery, bribery, dissembling their natures, or other men's weakness, that cannot so apprehend their tricks, yet in the end they will be discerned, and precipitated in a moment:
surely,saith David,
thou hast set them in slippery places,Psal. xxxvii. 5. as so many Sejani, they will come down to the Gemonian scales; and as Eusebius in [4585] Ammianus, that was in such authority, ad jubendum Imperatorem, be cast down headlong on a sudden. Or put case they escape, and rest unmasked to their lives' end, yet after their death their memory stinks as a snuff of a candle put out, and those that durst not so much as mutter against them in their lives, will prosecute their name with satires, libels, and bitter imprecations, they shall male audire in all succeeding ages, and be odious to the world's end.
Besides this love that comes from profit, pleasant, honest (for one good
turn asks another in equity), that which proceeds from the law of nature,
or from discipline and philosophy, there is yet another love compounded of
all these three, which is charity, and includes piety, dilection,
benevolence, friendship, even all those virtuous habits; for love is the
circle equant of all other affections, of which Aristotle dilates at large
in his Ethics, and is commanded by God, which no man can well perform, but
he that is a Christian, and a true regenerate man; this is,[4586]To love
God above all, and our neighbour as ourself;
for this love is lychnus
accendens et accensus, a communicating light, apt to illuminate itself as
well as others. All other objects are fair, and very beautiful, I confess;
kindred, alliance, friendship, the love that we owe to our country, nature,
wealth, pleasure, honour, and such moral respects, &c., of which read
[4587]copious Aristotle in his morals; a man is beloved of a man, in that
he is a man; but all these are far more eminent and great, when they shall
proceed from a sanctified spirit, that hath a true touch of religion, and a
reference to God. Nature binds all creatures to love their young ones; a
hen to preserve her brood will run upon a lion, a hind will fight with a
bull, a sow with a bear, a silly sheep with a fox. So the same nature
urgeth a man to love his parents, ([4588]dii me pater omnes oderint, ni
te magis quam oculos amem meos!) and this love cannot be dissolved, as
Tully holds, [4589]without detestable offence:
but much more God's
commandment, which enjoins a filial love, and an obedience in this kind.
[4590]The love of brethren is great, and like an arch of stones, where if
one be displaced, all comes down,
no love so forcible and strong, honest,
to the combination of which, nature, fortune, virtue, happily concur; yet
this love comes short of it. [4591]Dulce et decorum pro patria mori,
[4592]it cannot be expressed, what a deal of charity that one name of
country contains. Amor laudis et patriae pro stipendio est; the Decii did
se devovere, Horatii, Curii, Scaevola, Regulus, Codrus, sacrifice
themselves for their country's peace and good.
As the sun is in the firmament, so is friendship in the world,a most divine and heavenly band. As nuptial love makes, this perfects mankind, and is to be preferred (if you will stand to the judgment of [4597]Cornelius Nepos) before affinity or consanguinity; plus in amiciticia valet similitudo morum, quam affinitas, &c., the cords of love bind faster than any other wreath whatsoever. Take this away, and take all pleasure, joy, comfort, happiness, and true content out of the world; 'tis the greatest tie, the surest indenture, strongest band, and, as our modern Maro decides it, is much to be preferred before the rest.
[4599]A faithful friend is better than [4600]gold, a medicine of misery,
[4601]an only possession; yet this love of friends, nuptial, heroical,
profitable, pleasant, honest, all three loves put together, are little
worth, if they proceed not from a true Christian illuminated soul, if it be
not done in ordine ad Deum for God's sake. Though I had the gift of
prophecy, spake with tongues of men and angels, though I feed the poor with
all my goods, give my body to be burned, and have not this love, it
profiteth me nothing,
1 Cor. xiii. 1, 3. 'tis splendidum peccatum,
without charity. This is an all-apprehending love, a deifying love, a
refined, pure, divine love, the quintessence of all love, the true
philosopher's stone, Non potest enim, as [4602]Austin infers, veraciter
amicus esse hominis, nisi fuerit ipsius primitus veritatis, He is no true
friend that loves not God's truth. And therefore this is true love indeed,
the cause of all good to mortal men, that reconciles all creatures, and
glues them together in perpetual amity and firm league; and can no more
abide bitterness, hate, malice, than fair and foul weather, light and
darkness, sterility and plenty may be together; as the sun in the firmament
(I say), so is love in the world; and for this cause 'tis love without an
addition, love κατ' ἐξοχὴν, love of God, and love of men. [4603]The love of God
begets the love of man; and by this love of our neighbour, the love of God
is nourished and increased.
By this happy union of love, [4604]all
well-governed families and cities are combined, the heavens annexed, and
divine souls complicated, the world itself composed, and all that is in it
conjoined in God, and reduced to one.
[4605]This love causeth true and
absolute virtues, the life, spirit, and root of every virtuous action, it
finisheth prosperity, easeth adversity, corrects all natural encumbrances,
inconveniences, sustained by faith and hope, which with this our love make
an indissoluble twist, a Gordian knot, an equilateral triangle, and yet the
greatest of them is love,
1 Cor. xiii. 13, [4606]which inflames our
souls with a divine heat, and being so inflamed, purged, and so purgeth,
elevates to God, makes an atonement, and reconciles us unto him.
[4607]
That other love infects the soul of man, this cleanseth; that depresses,
this rears; that causeth cares and troubles, this quietness of mind; this
informs, that deforms our life; that leads to repentance, this to heaven.
For if once we be truly linked and touched with this charity, we shall love
God above all, our neighbour as ourself, as we are enjoined, Mark xii. 31.
Matt. xix. 19. perform those duties and exercises, even all the operations
of a good Christian.
This love suffereth long, it is bountiful, envieth not, boasteth not
itself, is not puffed up, it deceiveth not, it seeketh not his own things,
is not provoked to anger, it thinketh not evil, it rejoiceth not in
iniquity, but in truth. It suffereth all things, believeth all things,
hopeth all things,
1 Cor. xiii. 4, 5, 6, 7; it covereth all trespasses,
Prov, x. 12; a multitude of sins,
1 Pet. 4, as our Saviour told the woman
in the Gospel, that washed his feet, many sins were forgiven her, for she
loved much,
Luke vii. 47; it will defend the fatherless and the widow,
Isa. i. 17; will seek no revenge, or be mindful of wrong,
Levit. xix. 18;
will bring home his brother's ox if he go astray, as it is commanded,
Deut. xxii. 1; will resist evil, give to him that asketh, and not turn
from him that borroweth, bless them that curse him, love his enemy,
Matt.
v; bear his brother's burthen,
Gal. vi. 7. He that so loves will be
hospitable, and distribute to the necessities of the saints; he will, if it
be possible, have peace with all men, feed his enemy if he be hungry, if
he be athirst give him drink;
he will perform those seven works of mercy,
he will make himself equal to them of the lower sort, rejoice with them
that rejoice, weep with them that weep,
Rom. xii; he will speak truth to
his neighbour, be courteous and tender-hearted, forgiving others for
Christ's sake, as God forgave him,
Eph. iv. 32; he will be like minded,
Phil. ii. 2. Of one judgment; be humble, meek, long-suffering,
Colos.
iii. Forbear, forget and forgive,
xii. 13. 23. and what he doth shall be
heartily done to God, and not to men. Be pitiful and courteous,
1 Pet.
iii. Seek peace and follow it.
He will love his brother, not in word and
tongue, but in deed and truth, John iii. 18. and he that loves God, Christ
will love him that is begotten of him,
John v. 1, &c. Thus should we
willingly do, if we had a true touch of this charity, of this divine love,
if we could perform this which we are enjoined, forget and forgive, and
compose ourselves to those Christian laws of love.
Angelical souls, how blessed, how happy should we be, so loving, how might we triumph over the devil, and have another heaven upon earth!
But this we cannot do; and which is the cause of all our woes, miseries,
discontent, melancholy, [4609]want of this charity. We do invicem
angariare, contemn, consult, vex, torture, molest, and hold one another's
noses to the grindstone hard, provoke, rail, scoff, calumniate, challenge,
hate, abuse (hard-hearted, implacable, malicious, peevish, inexorable as we
are), to satisfy our lust or private spleen, for [4610]toys, trifles, and
impertinent occasions, spend ourselves, goods, friends, fortunes, to be
revenged on our adversary, to ruin him and his. 'Tis all our study,
practice, and business how to plot mischief, mine, countermine, defend and
offend, ward ourselves, injure others, hurt all; as if we were born to do
mischief, and that with such eagerness and bitterness, with such rancour,
malice, rage, and fury, we prosecute our intended designs, that neither
affinity or consanguinity, love or fear of God or men can contain us: no
satisfaction, no composition will be accepted, no offices will serve, no
submission; though he shall upon his knees, as Sarpedon did to Glaucus in
Homer, acknowledging his error, yield himself with tears in his eyes, beg
his pardon, we will not relent, forgive, or forget, till we have confounded
him and his, made dice of his bones,
as they say, see him rot in prison,
banish his friends, followers, et omne invisum genus, rooted him out and
all his posterity. Monsters of men as we are, dogs, wolves, [4611]tigers,
fiends, incarnate devils, we do not only contend, oppress, and tyrannise
ourselves, but as so many firebrands, we set on, and animate others: our
whole life is a perpetual combat, a conflict, a set battle, a snarling fit.
Eris dea is settled in our tents, [4612]Omnia de lite, opposing wit to
wit, wealth to wealth, strength to strength, fortunes to fortunes, friends
to friends, as at a sea-fight, we turn our broadsides, or two millstones
with continual attrition, we fire ourselves, or break another's backs, and
both are ruined and consumed in the end. Miserable wretches, to fat and
enrich ourselves, we care not how we get it, Quocunque modo rem; how many
thousands we undo, whom we oppress, by whose ruin and downfall we arise,
whom we injure, fatherless children, widows, common societies, to satisfy
our own private lust. Though we have myriads, abundance of wealth and
treasure, (pitiless, merciless, remorseless, and uncharitable in the
highest degree), and our poor brother in need, sickness, in great
extremity, and now ready to be starved for want of food, we had rather, as
the fox told the ape, his tail should sweep the ground still, than cover
his buttocks; rather spend it idly, consume it with dogs, hawks, hounds,
unnecessary buildings, in riotous apparel, ingurgitate, or let it be lost,
than he should have part of it; [4613]rather take from him that little
which he hath, than relieve him.
Like the dog in the manger, we neither use it ourselves, let others make use of or enjoy it; part with nothing while we live: for want of disposing our household, and setting things in order, set all the world together by the ears after our death. Poor Lazarus lies howling at his gates for a few crumbs, he only seeks chippings, offals; let him roar and howl, famish, and eat his own flesh, he respects him not. A poor decayed kinsman of his sets upon him by the way in all his jollity, and runs begging bareheaded by him, conjuring by those former bonds of friendship, alliance, consanguinity, &c., uncle, cousin, brother, father,
Show some pity for Christ's sake, pity a sick man, an old man,&c., he cares not, ride on: pretend sickness, inevitable loss of limbs, goods, plead suretyship, or shipwreck, fires, common calamities, show thy wants and imperfections,
but to [4615]eternise his own name, to be immortal by the benefit of scholars; for when his friends were dead, walls decayed, and all inscriptions gone, books would remain to the world's end.The lantern in [4616]Athens was built by Zenocles, the theatre by Pericles, the famous port Pyraeum by Musicles, Pallas Palladium by Phidias, the Pantheon by Callicratidas; but these brave monuments are decayed all, and ruined long since, their builders' names alone flourish by meditation of writers. And as [4617]he said of that Marian oak, now cut down and dead, nullius Agricolae manu vulta stirps tam diuturna, quam quae poetae, versu seminari potest, no plant can grow so long as that which is ingenio sata, set and manured by those ever-living wits. [4618]Allon Backuth, that weeping oak, under which Deborah, Rebecca's nurse, died, and was buried, may not survive the memory of such everlasting monuments. Vainglory and emulation (as to most men) was the cause efficient, and to be a trumpeter of his own fame, Cosmo's sole intent so to do good, that all the world might take notice of it. Such for the most part is the charity of our times, such our benefactors, Mecaenates and patrons. Show me amongst so many myriads, a truly devout, a right, honest, upright, meek, humble, a patient, innocuous, innocent, a merciful, a loving, a charitable man! [4619]Probus quis nobiscum vivit? Show me a Caleb or a Joshua! Dic mihi Musa virum—show a virtuous woman, a constant wife, a good neighbour, a trusty servant, an obedient child, a true friend, &c. Crows in Africa are not so scant. He that shall examine this [4620]iron age wherein we live, where love is cold, et jam terras Astrea reliquit, justice fled with her assistants, virtue expelled,
to make the trumpet of the gospel the trumpet of war,a company of hell-born Jesuits, and fiery-spirited friars, facem praeferre to all seditions: as so many firebrands set all the world by the ears (I say nothing of their contentious and railing books, whole ages spent in writing one against another, and that with such virulency and bitterness, Bionaeis sermonibus et sale nigro), and by their bloody inquisitions, that in thirty years, Bale saith, consumed 39 princes, 148 earls, 235 barons, 14,755 commons; worse than those ten persecutions, may justly doubt where is charity? Obsecro vos quales hi demum Christiani! Are these Christians? I beseech you tell me: he that shall observe and see these things, may say to them as Cato to Caesar, credo quae de inferis dicuntur falsa existimas,
sure I think thou art of opinion there is neither heaven nor hell.Let them pretend religion, zeal, make what shows they will, give alms, peace-makers, frequent sermons, if we may guess at the tree by the fruit, they are no better than hypocrites, epicures, atheists, with the [4625]
fool in their hearts they say there is no God.'Tis no marvel then if being so uncharitable, hard-hearted as we are, we have so frequent and so many discontents, such melancholy fits, so many bitter pangs, mutual discords, all in a combustion, often complaints, so common grievances, general mischiefs, si tantae in terris tragoediae, quibus labefactatur et misere laceratur humanum genus, so many pestilences, wars, uproars, losses, deluges, fires, inundations, God's vengeance and all the plagues of Egypt, come upon us, since we are so currish one towards another, so respectless of God, and our neighbours, and by our crying sins pull these miseries upon our own heads. Nay more, 'tis justly to be feared, which [4626]Josephus once said of his countrymen Jews,
if the Romans had not come when they did to sack their city, surely it had been swallowed up with some earthquake, deluge, or fired from heaven as Sodom and Gomorrah: their desperate malice, wickedness and peevishness was such.'Tis to be suspected, if we continue these wretched ways, we may look for the like heavy visitations to come upon us. If we had any sense or feeling of these things, surely we should not go on as we do, in such irregular courses, practise all manner of impieties; our whole carriage would not be so averse from God. If a man would but consider, when he is in the midst and full career of such prodigious and uncharitable actions, how displeasing they are in God's sight, how noxious to himself, as Solomon told Joab, 1 Kings, ii.
The Lord shall bring this blood upon their heads.Prov. i. 27,
sudden desolation and destruction shall come like a whirlwind upon them: affliction, anguish, the reward of his hand shall be given him,Isa. iii. 11, &c.,
they shall fall into the pit they have digged for others,and when they are scraping, tyrannising, getting, wallowing in their wealth,
this night, O fool, I will take away thy soul,what a severe account they must make; and how [4627]gracious on the other side a charitable man is in God's eyes, haurit sibi gratiam. Matt. v. 7,
Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy: he that lendeth to the poor, gives to God,and how it shall be restored to them again;
how by their patience and long-suffering they shall heap coals on their enemies' heads,Rom. xii.
and he that followeth after righteousness and mercy, shall find righteousness and glory;surely they would check their desires, curb in their unnatural, inordinate affections, agree amongst themselves, abstain from doing evil, amend their lives, and learn to do well.
Behold how comely and good a thing it is for brethren to live together in [4628]union: it is like the precious ointment, &c. How odious to contend one with the other![4629] Miseriquid luctatiunculis hisce volumus? ecce mors supra caput est, et supremum illud tribunal, ubi et dicta et facta nostra examinanda sunt: Sapiamus!
Why do we contend and vex one another? behold death is over our heads, and we must shortly give an account of all our uncharitable words and actions: think upon it: and be wise.
In the preceding section mention was made, amongst other pleasant objects,
of this comeliness and beauty which proceeds from women, that causeth
heroical, or love-melancholy, is more eminent above the rest, and properly
called love. The part affected in men is the liver, and therefore called
heroical, because commonly gallants. Noblemen, and the most generous
spirits are possessed with it. His power and extent is very large, [4630]
and in that twofold division of love, φιλεῖν and ἐρᾶν
[4631]those two veneries which Plato and some other make mention of it is
most eminent, and κατ' ἐξοχὴν called Venus, as I have said, or
love itself. Which although it be denominated from men, and most evident in
them, yet it extends and shows itself in vegetal and sensible creatures,
those incorporeal substances (as shall be specified), and hath a large
dominion of sovereignty over them. His pedigree is very ancient, derived
from the beginning of the world, as [4632]Phaedrus contends, and his [4633]
parentage of such antiquity, that no poet could ever find it out. Hesiod
makes [4634]Terra and Chaos to be Love's parents, before the Gods were
born: Ante deos omnes primum generavit amorem. Some think it is the
self-same fire Prometheus fetched from heaven. Plutarch amator. libello,
will have Love to be the son of Iris and Favonius; but Socrates in that
pleasant dialogue of Plato, when it came to his turn to speak of love, (of
which subject Agatho the rhetorician, magniloquus Agatho, that chanter
Agatho, had newly given occasion) in a poetical strain, telleth this tale:
when Venus was born, all the gods were invited to a banquet, and amongst
the rest, [4635]Porus the god of bounty and wealth; Penia or Poverty came
a begging to the door; Porus well whittled with nectar (for there was no
wine in those days) walking in Jupiter's garden, in a bower met with Penia,
and in his drink got her with child, of whom was born Love; and because he
was begotten on Venus's birthday, Venus still attends upon him. The moral
of this is in [4636]Ficinus. Another tale is there borrowed out of
Aristophanes: [4637]in the beginning of the world, men had four arms and
four feet, but for their pride, because they compared themselves with the
gods, were parted into halves, and now peradventure by love they hope to be
united again and made one. Otherwise thus, [4638]Vulcan met two lovers,
and bid them ask what they would and they should have it; but they made
answer, O Vulcane faber Deorum, &c. O Vulcan the gods' great smith, we
beseech thee to work us anew in thy furnace, and of two make us one; which
he presently did, and ever since true lovers are either all one, or else
desire to be united.
Many such tales you shall find in Leon Hebreus,
dial. 3. and their moral to them. The reason why Love was still painted
young, (as Phornutus [4639]and others will) [4640]is because young men
are most apt to love; soft, fair, and fat, because such folks are soonest
taken: naked, because all true affection is simple and open: he smiles,
because merry and given to delights: hath a quiver, to show his power, none
can escape: is blind, because he sees not where he strikes, whom he hits,
&c.
His power and sovereignty is expressed by the [4641]poets, in that he
is held to be a god, and a great commanding god, above Jupiter himself;
Magnus Daemon, as Plato calls him, the strongest and merriest of all the
gods according to Alcinous and [4642]Athenaeus. Amor virorum rex, amor rex
et deum, as Euripides, the god of gods and governor of men; for we must
all do homage to him, keep a holiday for his deity, adore in his temples,
worship his image, (numen enim hoc non est nudum nomen) and sacrifice to
his altar, that conquers all, and rules all:
I had rather contend with bulls, lions, bears, and giants, than with Love;he is so powerful, enforceth [4644]all to pay tribute to him, domineers over all, and can make mad and sober whom he list; insomuch that Caecilius in Tully's Tusculans, holds him to be no better than a fool or an idiot, that doth not acknowledge Love to be a great god.
now drawing her to Mount Ida, for the love of that Trojan Anchises, now to Libanus for that Assyrian youth's sake. And although she threatened to break his bow and arrows, to clip his wings, [4654]and whipped him besides on the bare buttocks with her pantofle, yet all would not serve, he was too headstrong and unruly.That monster-conquering Hercules was tamed by him:
In vegetal creatures what sovereignty love hath, by many pregnant proofs and familiar examples may be proved, especially of palm-trees, which are both he and she, and express not a sympathy but a love-passion, and by many observations have been confirmed.
and would not be comforted until such time her love applied herself unto her; you might see the two trees bend, and of their own accords stretch out their boughs to embrace and kiss each other: they will give manifest signs of mutual love.Ammianus Marcellinus, lib. 24, reports that they marry one another, and fall in love if they grow in sight; and when the wind brings the smell to them, they are marvellously affected. Philostratus in Imaginibus, observes as much, and Galen lib. 6. de locis affectis, cap. 5. they will be sick for love; ready to die and pine away, which the husbandmen perceiving, saith [4660]Constantine,
stroke many palms that grow together, and so stroking again the palm that is enamoured, they carry kisses from the one to the other:or tying the leaves and branches of the one to the stem of the other, will make them both flourish and prosper a great deal better: [4661]
which are enamoured, they can perceive by the bending of boughs, and inclination of their bodies.If any man think this which I say to be a tale, let him read that story of two palm-trees in Italy, the male growing at Brundusium, the female at Otranto (related by Jovianus Pontanus in an excellent poem, sometimes tutor to Alphonsus junior, King of Naples, his secretary of state, and a great philosopher)
which were barren, and so continued a long time,till they came to see one another growing up higher, though many stadiums asunder. Pierius in his Hieroglyphics, and Melchior Guilandinus, Mem. 3. tract. de papyro, cites this story of Pontanus for a truth. See more in Salmuth Comment. in Pancirol. de Nova repert. Tit. 1. de novo orbe Mizaldus Arcanorum lib. 2. Sand's Voyages, lib. 2. fol. 103. &c.
If such fury be in vegetals, what shall we think of sensible creatures, how much more violent and apparent shall it be in them!
Cupid in Lucian bids Venus his mother be of good cheer, for he was now familiar with lions, and oftentimes did get on their backs, hold them by the mane, and ride them about like horses, and they would fawn upon him with their tails.Bulls, bears, and boars are so furious in this kind they kill one another: but especially cocks, [4665] lions, and harts, which are so fierce that you may hear them fight half a mile off, saith [4666]Turberville, and many times kill each other, or compel them to abandon the rut, that they may remain masters in their places;
and when one hath driven his co-rival away, he raiseth his nose up into the air, and looks aloft, as though he gave thanks to nature,which affords him such great delight. How birds are affected in this kind, appears out of Aristotle, he will have them to sing ob futuram venerem for joy or in hope of their venery which is to come.
Fishes pine away for love and wax lean,if [4668]Gomesius's authority may be taken, and are rampant too, some of them: Peter Gellius, lib. 10. de hist, animal. tells wonders of a triton in Epirus: there was a well not far from the shore, where the country wenches fetched water, they, [4669]tritons, stupri causa would set upon them and carry them to the sea, and there drown them, if they would not yield; so love tyranniseth in dumb creatures. Yet this is natural for one beast to dote upon another of the same kind; but what strange fury is that, when a beast shall dote upon a man? Saxo Grammaticus, lib. 10. Dan. hist. hath a story of a bear that loved a woman, kept her in his den a long time and begot a son of her, out of whose loins proceeded many northern kings: this is the original belike of that common tale of Valentine and Orson: Aelian, Pliny, Peter Gillius, are full of such relations. A peacock in Lucadia loved a maid, and when she died, the peacock pined. [4670]
A dolphin loved a boy called Hernias, and when he died, the fish came on land, and so perished.The like adds Gellius, lib. 10. cap. 22. out of Appion, Aegypt. lib. 15. a dolphin at Puteoli loved a child, would come often to him, let him get on his back, and carry him about, [4671]
and when by sickness the child was taken away, the dolphin died.[4672]
Every book is full(saith Busbequius, the emperor's orator with the Grand Signior, not long since, ep. 3. legat. Turc.),
and yields such instances, to believe which I was always afraid lest I should be thought to give credit to fables, until I saw a lynx which I had from Assyria, so affected towards one of my men, that it cannot be denied but that he was in love with him. When my man was present, the beast would use many notable enticements and pleasant motions, and when he was going, hold him back, and look after him when he was gone, very sad in his absence, but most jocund when he returned: and when my man went from me, the beast expressed his love with continual sickness, and after he had pined away some few days, died.Such another story he hath of a crane of Majorca, that loved a Spaniard, that would walk any way with him, and in his absence seek about for him, make a noise that he might hear her, and knock at his door, [4673]
and when he took his last farewell, famished herself.Such pretty pranks can love play with birds, fishes, beasts:
he should hear her sing and play, and drink such wine as never any drank, and no man should molest him; but she being fair and lovely would live and die with him, that was fair and lovely to behold.The young man a philosopher, otherwise staid and discreet, able to moderate his passions, though not this of love, tarried with her awhile to his great content, and at last married her, to whose wedding, amongst other guests, came Apollonius, who, by some probable conjectures, found her out to be a serpent, a lamia, and that all her furniture was like Tantalus's gold described by Homer, no substance, but mere illusions. When she saw herself descried, she wept, and desired Apollonius to be silent, but he would not be moved, and thereupon she, plate, house, and all that was in it, vanished in an instant: [4677]
many thousands took notice of this fact, for it was done in the midst of Greece.Sabine in his Comment on the tenth of Ovid's Metamorphoses, at the tale of Orpheus, telleth us of a gentleman of Bavaria, that for many months together bewailed the loss of his dear wife; at length the devil in her habit came and comforted him, and told him, because he was so importunate for her, that she would come and live with him again, on that condition he would be new married, never swear and blaspheme as he used formerly to do; for if he did, she should be gone: [4678]
he vowed it, married, and lived with her, she brought him children, and governed his house, but was still pale and sad, and so continued, till one day falling out with him, he fell a swearing; she vanished thereupon, and was never after seen.[4679]
This I have heard,saith Sabine,
from persons of good credit, which told me that the Duke of Bavaria did tell it for a certainty to the Duke of Saxony.One more I will relate out of Florilegus, ad annum 1058, an honest historian of our nation, because he telleth it so confidently, as a thing in those days talked of all over Europe: a young gentleman of Rome, the same day that he was married, after dinner with the bride and his friends went a walking into the fields, and towards evening to the tennis-court to recreate himself; whilst he played, he put his ring upon the finger of Venus statua, which was thereby made in brass; after he had sufficiently played, and now made an end of his sport, he came to fetch his ring, but Venus had bowed her finger in, and he could not get it off. Whereupon loath to make his company tarry at present, there left it, intending to fetch it the next day, or at some more convenient time, went thence to supper, and so to bed. In the night, when he should come to perform those nuptial rites, Venus steps between him and his wife (unseen or felt of her), and told her that she was his wife, that he had betrothed himself unto her by that ring, which he put upon her finger: she troubled him for some following nights. He not knowing how to help himself, made his moan to one Palumbus, a learned magician in those days, who gave him a letter, and bid him at such a time of the night, in such a cross-way, at the town's end, where old Saturn would pass by with his associates in procession, as commonly he did, deliver that script with his own hands to Saturn himself; the young man of a bold spirit, accordingly did it; and when the old fiend had read it, he called Venus to him, who rode before him, and commanded her to deliver his ring, which forthwith she did, and so the gentleman was freed. Many such stories I find in several [4680]authors to confirm this which I have said; as that more notable amongst the rest, of Philinium and Machates in [4681]Phlegon's Tract, de rebus mirabilibus, and though many be against it, yet I, for my part, will subscribe to Lactantius, lib. 14. cap. 15. [4682]
God sent angels to the tuition of men; but whilst they lived amongst us, that mischievous all-commander of the earth, and hot in lust, enticed them by little and little to this vice, and defiled them with the company of women:and to Anaxagoras, de resurrect. [4683]
Many of those spiritual bodies, overcome by the love of maids, and lust, failed, of whom those were born we call giants.Justin Martyr, Clemens Alexandrinus, Sulpicius Severus, Eusebius, etc., to this sense make a twofold fall of angels, one from the beginning of the world, another a little before the deluge, as Moses teacheth us, [4684]openly professing that these genii can beget, and have carnal copulation with women. At Japan in the East Indies, at this present (if we may believe the relation of [4685]travellers), there is an idol called Teuchedy, to whom one of the fairest virgins in the country is monthly brought, and left in a private room, in the fotoqui, or church, where she sits alone to be deflowered. At certain times [4686]the Teuchedy (which is thought to be the devil) appears to her, and knoweth her carnally. Every month a fair virgin is taken in; but what becomes of the old, no man can tell. In that goodly temple of Jupiter Belus in Babylon, there was a fair chapel, [4687]saith Herodotus, an eyewitness of it, in which was splendide stratus lectus et apposita mensa aurea, a brave bed, a table of gold, &c., into which no creature came but one only woman, which their god made choice of, as the Chaldean priests told him, and that their god lay with her himself, as at Thebes in Egypt was the like done of old. So that you see this is no news, the devils themselves, or their juggling priests, have played such pranks in all ages. Many divines stiffly contradict this; but I will conclude with [4688]Lipsius, that since
examples, testimonies, and confessions, of those unhappy women are so manifest on the other side, and many even in this our town of Louvain, that it is likely to be so. [4689]One thing I will add, that I suppose that in no age past, I know not by what destiny of this unhappy time, have there ever appeared or showed themselves so many lecherous devils, satyrs, and genii, as in this of ours, as appears by the daily narrations, and judicial sentences upon record.Read more of this question in Plutarch, vit. Numae, Austin de civ. Dei. lib. 15. Wierus, lib. 3. de praestig. Daem. Giraldus Cambrensis, itinerar. Camb. lib. 1. Malleus malefic. quaest. 5. part. 1. Jacobus Reussus, lib. 5. cap. 6. fol. 54. Godelman, lib. 2. cap. 4. Erastus, Valesius de sacra philo. cap. 40. John Nider, Fornicar. lib. 5. cap. 9. Stroz. Cicogna. lib. 3. cap. 3. Delrio, Lipsius Bodine, daemonol. lib. 2. cap. 7. Pererius in Gen. lib. 8. in 6. cap. ver. 2. King James, &c.
You have heard how this tyrant Love rageth with brute beasts and spirits; now let us consider what passions it causeth amongst men. [4690]Improbe amor quid non mortalia pectora cogis? How it tickles the hearts of mortal men, Horresco referens,—I am almost afraid to relate, amazed, [4691]and ashamed, it hath wrought such stupendous and prodigious effects, such foul offences. Love indeed (I may not deny) first united provinces, built cities, and by a perpetual generation makes and preserves mankind, propagates the church; but if it rage it is no more love, but burning lust, a disease, frenzy, madness, hell. [4692]Est orcus ille, vis est immedicabilis, est rabies insana; 'tis no virtuous habit this, but a vehement perturbation of the mind, a monster of nature, wit, and art, as Alexis in [4693]Athenaeus sets it out, viriliter audax, muliebriter timidium, furore praeceps, labore infractum, mel felleum, blanda percussio, &c. It subverts kingdoms, overthrows cities, towns, families, mars, corrupts, and makes a massacre of men; thunder and lightning, wars, fires, plagues, have not done that mischief to mankind, as this burning lust, this brutish passion. Let Sodom and Gomorrah, Troy, (which Dares Phrygius, and Dictis Cretensis will make good) and I know not how many cities bear record,—et fuit ante Helenam, &c., all succeeding ages will subscribe: Joanna of Naples in Italy, Fredegunde and Brunhalt in France, all histories are full of these basilisks. Besides those daily monomachies, murders, effusion of blood, rapes, riot, and immoderate expense, to satisfy their lusts, beggary, shame, loss, torture, punishment, disgrace, loathsome diseases that proceed from thence, worse than calentures and pestilent fevers, those often gouts, pox, arthritis, palsies, cramps, sciatica, convulsions, aches, combustions, &c., which torment the body, that feral melancholy which crucifies the soul in this life, and everlastingly torments in the world to come.
Notwithstanding they know these and many such miseries, threats, tortures,
will surely come upon them, rewards, exhortations, e contra; yet either
out of their own weakness, a depraved nature, or love's tyranny, which so
furiously rageth, they suffer themselves to be led like an ox to the
slaughter: (Facilis descensus Averni) they go down headlong to their own
perdition, they will commit folly with beasts, men leaving the natural use
of women,
as [4694]Paul saith, burned in lust one towards another, and
man with man wrought filthiness.
Semiramis equo, Pasiphae tauro, Aristo Ephesius asinae se commiscuit,
Fulvius equae, alii canibus, capris, &c., unde monstra nascuntur aliquando,
Centauri, Sylvani, et ad terrorem hominum prodigiosa spectra: Nec cum
brutis, sed ipsis hominibus rem habent, quod peccatum Sodomiae vulgo
dicitur; et frequens olim vitium apud Orientalis illos fuit, Graecos
nimirum, Italos, Afros, Asianos: [4695]Hercules Hylam habuit,
Polycletum, Dionem, Perithoonta, Abderum et Phryga; alii et Euristium
ab Hercule amatum tradunt. Socrates pulchrorum Adolescentum causa
frequens Gymnasium adibat, flagitiosque spectaculo pascebat oculos, quod
et Philebus et Phaedon, Rivales, Charmides et [4696]reliqui Platonis
Dialogi, satis superque testatum faciunt: quod vero Alcibiades de eodem
Socrate loquatur, lubens conticesco, sed et abhorreo; tantum incitamentum
praebet libidini. At hunc perstrinxit Theodoretus lib. de curat. graec.
affect. cap. ultimo. Quin et ipse Plato suum demiratur Agathonem,
Xenophon, Cliniam, Virgilius Alexin, Anacreon Bathyllum: Quod autem de
Nerone, Claudio, caeterorumque portentosa libidine memoriae proditum, mallem
a Petronio, Suetonio, caeterisque petatis, quando omnem fidem excedat,
quam a me expectetis; sed vetera querimur. [4697]Apud Asianos, Turcas,
Italos, nunquam frequentius hoc quam hodierno die vitium; Diana
Romanorum Sodomia; officinae horum alicubi apud Turcas,—qui saxis
semina mandant
—arenas arantes; et frequentes querelae, etiam inter ipsos
conjuges hac de re, quae virorum concubitum illicitum calceo in oppositam
partem verso magistratui indicant
; nullum apud Italos familiare magis
peccatum, qui et post [4698]Lucianum et [4699]Tatium, scriptis
voluminibis defendunt. Johannes de la Casa, Beventinus Episcopus, divinum
opus vocat, suave scelus, adeoque jactat, se non alia, usum Venere. Nihil
usitatius apud monachos, Cardinales, sacrificulos, etiam [4700]furor hic
ad mortem, ad insaniam. [4701]Angelus Politianus, ob pueri amorem,
violentas sibi inanus injecit. Et horrendum sane dictu, quantum apud nos
patrum memoria, scelus detestandum hoc saevierit! Quum enim Anno 1538.
prudentissimus Rex Henricus Octavus cucullatorum coenobia, et sacrificorum
collegia, votariorum, per venerabiles legum Doctores Thomam Leum, Richardum
Laytonum visitari fecerat, &c., tanto numero reperti sunt apud eos
scortatores, cinaedi, ganeones, paedicones, puerarii, paederastae, Sodomitae
,
([4702]Balei verbis utor) Ganimedes, &c. ut in unoquoque eorum novam
credideris Gomorrham
. Sed vide si lubet eorundem Catalogum apud eundem
Balcum; Puellae
(inquit) in lectis dormire non poterant ob fratres
necromanticos
. Haec si apud votarios, monachos, sanctos scilicet
homunciones, quid in foro, quid in aula factum suspiceris? quid apud
nobiles, quid inter fornices, quam non foeditatem, quam non spurcitiem?
Sileo interim turpes illas, et ne nominandas quidem monachorum [4703]
mastrupationes, masturbatores. [4704]Rodericus a Castro vocat, tum et
eos qui se invicem ad Venerem excitandam flagris caedunt, Spintrias,
Succubas, Ambubeias, et lasciviente lumbo Tribades illas mulierculas, quae
se invicem fricant, et praeter Eunuchos etiam ad Venerem explendam,
artificiosa illa veretra habent. Immo quod magis mirere, faemina foeminam
Constantinopoli non ita pridem deperiit, ausa rem plane incredibilem,
mutato cultu mentita virum de nuptiis sermonem init, et brevi nupta est:
sed authorem ipsum consule, Busbequium. Omitto [4705]Salanarios illos
Egyptiacos, qui cum formosarum cadaveribus concumbunt; et eorum vesanam
libidinem, qui etiam idola et imagines depereunt. Nota est fabula
Pigmalionis apud [4706]Ovidium; Mundi et Paulini apud Aegesippum belli
Jud. lib. 2. cap. 4. Pontius C. Caesaris legatus, referente Plinio,
lib. 35. cap. 3. quem suspicor eum esse qui Christum crucifixit,
picturis Atalantae et Helenae adeo libidine incensus, ut tollere eas
vellet si natura tectorii permisisset, alius statuam bonae Fortunae
deperiit (Aelianus, lib. 9. cap. 37.) alius bonae deae, et ne qua pars
probro vacet. [4707]Raptus ad stupra
(quod ait ille) et ne [4708]os
quidem a libidine exceptum.
Heliogabalus, per omnia cava corporis
libidinem recepit, Lamprid. vita ejus. [4709]Hostius quidam specula
fecit, et ita disposuit, ut quum virum ipse pateretur, aversus omnes
admissarii motus in speculo videret, ac deinde falsa magnitudine ipsius
membri tanquam vera gauderet, simul virum et foeminam passus, quod dictu
foedum et abominandum. Ut veram plane sit, quod apud [4710]Plutarchum
Gryllus Ulyssi objecit. Ad hunc usque diem apud nos neque mas marem,
neque foemina foeminam amavit, qualia multa apud vos memorabiles et
praeclari viri fecerunt: ut viles missos faciam, Hercules imberbem sectans
socium, amicos deseruit, &c. Vestrae libidines intra suos naturae fines
coerceri non possunt, quin instar fluvii exundantis atrocem foeditatum,
tumultum, confusionemque naturae gignant in re Venerea: nam et capras,
porcos, equos inierunt viri et foeminae, insano bestiarum amore exarserunt,
imde Minotauri, Centauri, Sylvani, Sphinges
, &c. Sed ne confutando doceam,
aut ea foras efferam, quae, non omnes scire convenit (haec enim doctis
solummodo, quod causa non absimili [4711]Rodericus, scripta velim) ne
levissomis ingentis et depravatis mentibus focdissimi sceleris notitiam,
&c., nolo quem diutius hisce sordibus inquinare.
I come at last to that heroical love which is proper to men and women, is a
frequent cause of melancholy, and deserves much rather to be called burning
lust, than by such an honourable title. There is an honest love, I confess,
which is natural, laqueus occultus captivans corda hominum, ut a mulieribus
non possint separari, a secret snare to captivate the hearts of men,
as
[4712]Christopher Fonseca proves, a strong allurement, of a most
attractive, occult, adamantine property, and powerful virtue, and no man
living can avoid it. [4713]Et qui vim non sensit amoris, aut lapis est,
aut bellua. He is not a man but a block, a very stone, aut [4714]Numen,
aut Nebuchadnezzar, he hath a gourd for his head, a pepon for his heart,
that hath not felt the power of it, and a rare creature to be found, one in
an age, Qui nunquam visae flagravit amore puellae; [4715]for semel
insanivimus omnes, dote we either young or old, as [4716]he said, and
none are excepted but Minerva and the Muses: so Cupid in [4717]Lucian
complains to his mother Venus, that amongst all the rest his arrows could
not pierce them. But this nuptial love is a common passion, an honest, for
men to love in the way of marriage; ut materia appetit formam, sic mulier
virum. [4718]You know marriage is honourable, a blessed calling,
appointed by God himself in Paradise; it breeds true peace, tranquillity,
content, and happiness, qua nulla est aut fuit unquam sanctior
conjunctio, as Daphnaeus in [4719]Plutarch could well prove, et quae
generi humano immortalitatem parat, when they live without jarring,
scolding, lovingly as they should do.
As Seneca lived with his Paulina, Abraham and Sarah, Orpheus and Eurydice, Arria and Poetus, Artemisia and Mausolus, Rubenius Celer, that would needs have it engraven on his tomb, he had led his life with Ennea, his dear wife, forty-three years eight months, and never fell out. There is no pleasure in this world comparable to it, 'tis summum mortalitatis bonum— [4721]hominum divumque voluptas, Alma Venus—latet enim in muliere aliquid majus potentiusque, omnibus aliis humanis voluptatibus, as [4722]one holds, there's something in a woman beyond all human delight; a magnetic virtue, a charming quality, an occult and powerful motive. The husband rules her as head, but she again commands his heart, he is her servant, she is only joy and content: no happiness is like unto it, no love so great as this of man and wife, no such comfort as [4723]placens uxor, a sweet wife: [4724]Omnis amor magnus, sed aperto in conjuge major. When they love at last as fresh as they did at first, [4725]Charaque charo consenescit conjugi, as Homer brings Paris kissing Helen, after they had been married ten years, protesting withal that he loved her as dear as he did the first hour that he was betrothed. And in their old age, when they make much of one another, saying, as he did to his wife in the poet,
'Tis a happy state this indeed, when the fountain is blessed (saith
Solomon, Prov. v. 17.) and he rejoiceth with the wife of his youth, and
she is to him as the loving hind and pleasant roe, and he delights in her
continually.
But this love of ours is immoderate, inordinate, and not to
be comprehended in any bounds. It will not contain itself within the union
of marriage, or apply to one object, but is a wandering, extravagant, a
domineering, a boundless, an irrefragable, a destructive passion: sometimes
this burning lust rageth after marriage, and then it is properly called
jealousy; sometimes before, and then it is called heroical melancholy; it
extends sometimes to co-rivals, &c., begets rapes, incests, murders:
Marcus Antonius compressit Faustinam sororem, Caracalla Juliam Novercam,
Nero Matrem, Caligula sorores, Cyneras Myrrham filiam, &c. But it is
confined within no terms of blood, years, sex, or whatsoever else. Some
furiously rage before they come to discretion, or age. [4730]Quartilla in
Petronius never remembered she was a maid; and the wife of Bath, in
Chaucer, cracks,
Of women's unnatural, [4737]insatiable lust, what country, what village doth not complain? Mother and daughter sometimes dote on the same man, father and son, master and servant, on one woman.
a continuate cough,[4740]his sight fails him, thick of hearing, his breath stinks, all his moisture is dried up and gone, may not spit from him, a very child again, that cannot dress himself, or cut his own meat, yet he will be dreaming of, and honing after wenches, what can be more unseemly? Worse it is in women than in men, when she is aetate declivis, diu vidua, mater olim, parum decore matrimonium sequi videtur, an old widow, a mother so long since ([4741]in Pliny's opinion), she doth very unseemly seek to marry, yet whilst she is [4742]so old a crone, a beldam, she can neither see, nor hear, go nor stand, a mere [4743]carcass, a witch, and scarce feel; she caterwauls, and must have a stallion, a champion, she must and will marry again, and betroth herself to some young man, [4744]that hates to look on, but for her goods; abhors the sight of her, to the prejudice of her good name, her own undoing, grief of friends, and ruin of her children.
But to enlarge or illustrate this power and effects of love, is to set a
candle in the sun. [4745]It rageth with all sorts and conditions of men,
yet is most evident among such as are young and lusty, in the flower of
their years, nobly descended, high fed, such as live idly, and at ease; and
for that cause (which our divines call burning lust) this [4746]ferinus
insanus amor, this mad and beastly passion, as I have said, is named by
our physicians heroical love, and a more honourable title put upon it,
Amor nobilis, as [4747]Savanarola styles it, because noble men and women
make a common practice of it, and are so ordinarily affected with it.
Avicenna, lib. 3. Fen, 1. tract. 4. cap. 23. calleth this passion
Ilishi, and defines it [4748]to be a disease or melancholy vexation, or
anguish of mind, in which a man continually meditates of the beauty,
gesture, manners of his mistress, and troubles himself about it:
desiring,
(as Savanarola adds) with all intentions and eagerness of mind, to compass
or enjoy her, [4749]as commonly hunters trouble themselves about their
sports, the covetous about their gold and goods, so is he tormented still
about his mistress.
Arnoldus Villanovanus, in his book of heroical love,
defines it, [4750]a continual cogitation of that which he desires, with a
confidence or hope of compassing it;
which definition his commentator
cavils at. For continual cogitation is not the genus but a symptom of
love; we continually think of that which we hate and abhor, as well as that
which we love; and many things we covet and desire, without all hope of
attaining. Carolus a Lorme, in his Questions, makes a doubt, An amor sit
morbus, whether this heroical love be a disease: Julius Pollux Onomast.
lib. 6. cap. 44. determines it. They that are in love are likewise
[4751]sick; lascivus, salax, lasciviens, et qui in venerem furit, vere
est aegrotus, Arnoldus will have it improperly so called, and a malady
rather of the body than mind. Tully, in his Tusculans, defines it a
furious disease of the mind. Plato, madness itself. Ficinus, his
Commentator, cap. 12. a species of madness, for many have run mad for
women,
Esdr. iv. 26. But [4752]Rhasis a melancholy passion:
and most
physicians make it a species or kind of melancholy (as will appear by the
symptoms), and treat of it apart; whom I mean to imitate, and to discuss it
in all his kinds, to examine his several causes, to show his symptoms,
indications, prognostics, effect, that so it may be with more facility
cured.
The part affected in the meantime, as [4753]Arnoldus supposeth, is the
former part of the head for want of moisture,
which his Commentator
rejects. Langius, med. epist. lib. 1. cap. 24. will have this passion
seated in the liver, and to keep residence in the heart, [4754]to proceed
first from the eyes so carried by our spirits, and kindled with imagination
in the liver and heart;
coget amare jecur, as the saying is. Medium
feret per epar, as Cupid in Anacreon. For some such cause belike [4755]
Homer feigns Titius' liver (who was enamoured of Latona) to be still gnawed
by two vultures day and night in hell, [4756]for that young men's bowels
thus enamoured, are so continually tormented by love.
Gordonius, cap. 2.
part. 2. [4757]will have the testicles an immediate subject or cause,
the liver an antecedent.
Fracastorius agrees in this with Gordonius, inde
primitus imaginatio venerea, erectio, &c. titillatissimam partem vocat, ita
ut nisi extruso semine gestiens voluptas non cessat, nec assidua veneris
recordatio, addit Gnastivinius Comment. 4. Sect. prob. 27. Arist. But
[4758]properly it is a passion of the brain, as all other melancholy, by
reason of corrupt imagination, and so doth Jason Pratensis, c. 19. de
morb. cerebri (who writes copiously of this erotical love), place and
reckon it amongst the affections of the brain. [4759]Melancthon de anima
confutes those that make the liver a part affected, and Guianerius, Tract.
15. cap. 13 et 17. though many put all the affections in the heart, refers
it to the brain. Ficinus, cap. 7. in Convivium Platonis, will have the
blood to be the part affected.
Jo. Frietagius, cap. 14. noct. med.
supposeth all four affected, heart, liver, brain, blood; but the major part
concur upon the brain, [4760]'tis imaginatio laesa; and both imagination
and reason are misaffected;, because of his corrupt judgment, and continual
meditation of that which he desires, he may truly be said to be melancholy.
If it be violent, or his disease inveterate, as I have determined in the
precedent partitions, both imagination and reason are misaffected, first
one, then the other.
Of all causes the remotest are stars. [4761]Ficinus cap. 19. saith they
are most prone to this burning lust, that have Venus in Leo in their
horoscope, when the Moon and Venus be mutually aspected, or such as be of
Venus' complexion. [4762]Plutarch interprets astrologically that tale of
Mars and Venus, in whose genitures ♂ and ♂ are in conjunction,
they are commonly lascivious, and if women queans; as the good wife of
Bath confessed in Chaucer;
would have a bout with every one they see:the colt's evil is common to all complexions. Theomestus a young and lusty gallant acknowledgeth (in the said author) all this to be verified in him,
I am so amorously given, [4768]you may sooner number the sea-sands, and snow falling from the skies, than my several loves. Cupid had shot all his arrows at me, I am deluded with various desires, one love succeeds another, and that so soon, that before one is ended, I begin with a second; she that is last is still fairest, and she that is present pleaseth me most: as an hydra's head my loves increase, no Iolaus can help me. Mine eyes are so moist a refuge and sanctuary of love, that they draw all beauties to them, and are never satisfied. I am in a doubt what fury of Venus this should be: alas, how have I offended her so to vex me, what Hippolitus am I!What Telchine is my genius? or is it a natural imperfection, an hereditary passion? Another in [4769]Anacreon confesseth that he had twenty sweethearts in Athens at once, fifteen at Corinth, as many at Thebes, at Lesbos, and at Rhodes, twice as many in Ionia, thrice in Caria, twenty thousand in all: or in a word, ἐί φύλλα, πάντα, &c.
His eyes are like a balance, apt to propend each way, and to be weighed
down with every wench's looks, his heart a weathercock, his affection
tinder, or naphtha itself, which every fair object, sweet smile, or
mistress's favour sets on fire. Guianerius tract 15. cap. 14. refers all
this [4770]to the hot temperature of the testicles,
Ferandus a Frenchman
in his Erotique Mel. (which [4771]book came first to my hands after the
third edition) to certain atomi in the seed, such as are very spermatic
and full of seed.
I find the same in Aristot. sect. 4. prob. 17. si non
secernatur semen, cessare tentigines non possunt, as Gaustavinius his
commentator translates it: for which cause these young men that be strong
set, of able bodies, are so subject to it. Hercules de Saxonia hath the
same words in effect. But most part I say, such as are aptest to love that
are young and lusty, live at ease, stall-fed, free from cares, like cattle
in a rank pasture, idle and solitary persons, they must needs
hirquitullire, as Guastavinius recites out of Censorinus.
He saw very few maids that he did not desire, and desired fewer whom he did not enjoy:nothing so familiar amongst them, 'tis most of their business: Sardanapalus, Messalina, and Joan of Naples, are not comparable to [4779]meaner men and women; Solomon of old had a thousand concubines; Ahasuerus his eunuchs and keepers; Nero his Tigillinus panders, and bawds; the Turks, [4780] Muscovites, Mogors, Xeriffs of Barbary, and Persian Sophies, are no whit inferior to them in our times. Delectus fit omnium puellarum toto regno forma praestantiorum (saith Jovius) pro imperatore; et quas ille linquit, nobiles habent; they press and muster up wenches as we do soldiers, and have their choice of the rarest beauties their countries can afford, and yet all this cannot keep them from adultery, incest, sodomy, buggery, and such prodigious lusts. We may conclude, that if they be young, fortunate, rich, high-fed, and idle withal, it is almost impossible that they should live honest, not rage, and precipitate themselves into these inconveniences of burning lust.
Idleness overthrows all, Vacuo pectore regnat amor, love tyranniseth in
an idle person. Amore abundas Antiphio. If thou hast nothing to do,[4782]
Invidia vel amore miser torquebere—Thou shalt be haled in pieces with
envy, lust, some passion or other. Homines nihil agendo male agere
discunt; 'tis Aristotle's simile, [4783]as match or touchwood takes fire,
so doth an idle person love.
Quaeritur Aegistus quare sit factus
adulter, &c., why was Aegistus a whoremaster? You need not ask a reason
of it. Ismenedora stole Baccho, a woman forced a man, as [4784]Aurora did
Cephalus: no marvel, saith [4785]Plutarch, Luxurians opibus more hominum
mulier agit: she was rich, fortunate and jolly, and doth but as men do in
that case, as Jupiter did by Europa, Neptune by Amymone. The poets
therefore did well to feign all shepherds lovers, to give themselves to
songs and dalliances, because they lived such idle lives. For love, as
[4786]Theophrastus defines it, is otiosi animi affectus, an affection of
an idle mind, or as [4787]Seneca describes it, Juventa gignitur, juxu
nutritur, feriis alitur, otioque inter laeta fortunae bonae; youth begets
it, riot maintains it, idleness nourisheth it, &c. which makes [4788]
Gordonius the physician cap. 20. part. 2. call this disease the proper
passion of nobility. Now if a weak judgment and a strong apprehension do
concur, how, saith Hercules de Saxonia, shall they resist? Savanarola
appropriates it almost to [4789]monks, friars, and religious persons,
because they live solitarily, fair daintily, and do nothing:
and well he
may, for how should they otherwise choose?
Diet alone is able to cause it: a rare thing to see a young man or a woman that lives idly and fares well, of what condition soever, not to be in love. [4790]Alcibiades was still dallying with wanton young women, immoderate in his expenses, effeminate in his apparel, ever in love, but why? he was over-delicate in his diet, too frequent and excessive in banquets, Ubicunque securitas, ibi libido dominatur; lust and security domineer together, as St. Hierome averreth. All which the wife of Bath in Chaucer freely justifies,
Many such causes may be reckoned up, but they cannot avail, except
opportunity be offered of time, place, and those other beautiful objects,
or artificial enticements, as kissing, conference, discourse, gestures
concur, with such like lascivious provocations. Kornmannus, in his book de
linea amoris, makes five degrees of lust, out of [4805]Lucian belike,
which he handles in five chapters, Visus, Colloquium, Convictus, Oscula,
Tactus. [4806]Sight, of all other, is the first step of this unruly love,
though sometime it be prevented by relation or hearing, or rather incensed.
For there be those so apt, credulous, and facile to love, that if they hear
of a proper man, or woman, they are in love before they see them, and that
merely by relation, as Achilles Tatius observes. [4807]Such is their
intemperance and lust, that they are as much maimed by report, as if they
saw them. Callisthenes a rich young gentleman of Byzance in Thrace, hearing
of [4808]Leucippe, Sostratus' fair daughter, was far in love with her,
and, out of fame and common rumour, so much incensed, that he would needs
have her to be his wife.
And sometimes by reading they are so affected, as
he in [4809]Lucian confesseth of himself, I never read that place of
Panthea in Xenophon, but I am as much affected as if I were present with
her.
Such persons commonly [4810]feign a kind of beauty to themselves;
and so did those three gentlewomen in [4811]Balthazar Castilio fall in
love with a young man whom they never knew, but only heard him commended:
or by reading of a letter; for there is a grace cometh from hearing, [4812]
as a moral philosopher informeth us, as well from sight; and the species
of love are received into the fantasy by relation alone:
[4813]ut cupere
ab aspectu, sic velle ab auditu, both senses affect. Interdum et absentes
amamus, sometimes we love those that are absent, saith Philostratus, and
gives instance in his friend Athenodorus, that loved a maid at Corinth whom
he never saw; non oculi sed mens videt, we see with the eyes of our
understanding.
But the most familiar and usual cause of love is that which comes by sight,
which conveys those admirable rays of beauty and pleasing graces to the
heart. Plotinus derives love from sight, ἔρος quasi
ὅρασις. [4814]Si nescis, oculi sunt in amore duces, the eyes are the
harbingers of love,
and the first step of love is sight, as [4815]Lilius
Giraldus proves at large, hist. deor. syntag. 13. they as two sluices let
in the influences of that divine, powerful, soul-ravishing, and captivating
beauty, which, as [4816]one saith, is sharper than any dart or needle,
wounds deeper into the heart; and opens a gap through our eyes to that
lovely wound, which pierceth the soul itself
(Ecclus. 18.) Through it love
is kindled like a fire. This amazing, confounding, admirable, amiable
beauty, [4817]than which in all nature's treasure (saith Isocrates) there
is nothing so majestical and sacred, nothing so divine, lovely, precious,
'tis nature's crown, gold and glory; bonum si non summum, de summis tamen
non infrequenter triumphans, whose power hence may be discerned; we
contemn and abhor generally such things as are foul and ugly to behold,
account them filthy, but love and covet that which is fair. 'Tis [4818]
beauty in all things which pleaseth and allureth us, a fair hawk, a fine
garment, a goodly building, a fair house, &c. That Persian Xerxes when he
destroyed all those temples of the gods in Greece, caused that of Diana,
in integrum servari, to be spared alone for that excellent beauty and
magnificence of it. Inanimate beauty can so command. 'Tis that which
painters, artificers, orators, all aim at, as Eriximachus the physician, in
Plato contends, [4819]It was beauty first that ministered occasion to
art, to find out the knowledge of carving, painting, building, to find out
models, perspectives, rich furnitures, and so many rare inventions.
Whiteness in the lily, red in the rose, purple in the violet, a lustre in
all things without life, the clear light of the moon, the bright beams of
the sun, splendour of gold, purple, sparkling diamond, the excellent
feature of the horse, the majesty of the lion, the colour of birds,
peacock's tails, the silver scales of fish, we behold with singular delight
and admiration. [4820]And which is rich in plants, delightful in flowers,
wonderful in beasts, but most glorious in men,
doth make us affect and
earnestly desire it, as when we hear any sweet harmony, an eloquent tongue,
see any excellent quality, curious work of man, elaborate art, or aught
that is exquisite, there ariseth instantly in us a longing for the same. We
love such men, but most part for comeliness of person, we call them gods
and goddesses, divine, serene, happy, &c. And of all mortal men they alone
([4821]Calcagninus holds) are free from calumny; qui divitiis, magistratu
et gloria florent, injuria lacessimus, we backbite, wrong, hate renowned,
rich, and happy men, we repine at their felicity, they are undeserving we
think, fortune is a stepmother to us, a parent to them. We envy
(saith
[4822]Isocrates) wise, just, honest men, except with mutual offices and
kindnesses, some good turn or other, they extort this love from us; only
fair persons we love at first sight, desire their acquaintance, and adore
them as so many gods: we had rather serve them than command others, and
account ourselves the more beholding to them, the more service they enjoin
us:
though they be otherwise vicious, dishonest, we love them, favour them,
and are ready to do them any good office for their [4823]beauty's sake,
though they have no other good quality beside. Dic igitur o fomose,
adolescens (as that eloquent Phavorinus breaks out in [4824]Stobeus) dic
Autiloque, suavius nectare loqueris; dic o Telemache, vehementius Ulysse
dicis; dic Alcibiades utcunque ebrius, libentius tibi licet ebrio
auscultabimus. Speak, fair youth, speak Autiloquus, thy words are sweeter
than nectar, speak O Telemachus, thou art more powerful than Ulysses, speak
Alcibiades though drunk, we will willingly hear thee as thou art.
Faults
in such are no faults: for when the said Alcibiades had stolen Anytus his
gold and silver plate, he was so far from prosecuting so foul a fact
(though every man else condemned his impudence and insolency) that he
wished it had been more, and much better (he loved him dearly) for his
sweet sake. No worth is eminent in such lovely persons, all imperfections
hid;
non enim facile de his quos plurimum diligimus, turpitudinem
suspicamur, for hearing, sight, touch, &c., our mind and all our senses
are captivated, omnes sensus formosus delectat. Many men have been
preferred for their person alone, chosen kings, as amongst the Indians,
Persians, Ethiopians of old; the properest man of person the country could
afford, was elected their sovereign lord; Gratior est pulchro veniens e
corpore virtus, [4825]and so have many other nations thought and done, as
[4826]Curtius observes: Ingens enim in corporis majestate veneratio est,
for there is a majestical presence in such men;
and so far was beauty
adored amongst them, that no man was thought fit to reign, that was not in
all parts complete and supereminent. Agis, king of Lacedaemon, had like to
have been deposed, because he married a little wife, they would not have
their royal issue degenerate. Who would ever have thought that Adrian' the
Fourth, an English monk's bastard (as [4827]Papirius Massovius writes in
his life), inops a suis relectus, squalidus et miser, a poor forsaken
child, should ever come to be pope of Rome? But why was it? Erat acri
ingenio, facundia expedita eleganti corpore, facieque laeta ac hilari, (as
he follows it out of [4828]Nubrigensis, for he ploughs with his heifer,)
he was wise, learned, eloquent, of a pleasant, a promising countenance, a
goodly, proper man; he had, in a word, a winning look of his own,
and that
carried it, for that he was especially advanced. So Saul was a goodly
person and a fair.
Maximinus elected emperor, &c. Branchus the son of
Apollo, whom he begot of Jance, Succron's daughter (saith Lactantius), when
he kept King Admetus' herds in Thessaly, now grown a man, was an earnest
suitor to his mother to know his father; the nymph denied him, because
Apollo had conjured her to the contrary; yet overcome by his importunity at
last she sent him to his father; when he came into Apollo's presence,
malas Dei reverenter osculatus, he carried himself so well, and was so
fair a young man, that Apollo was infinitely taken with the beauty of his
person, he could scarce look off him, and said he was worthy of such
parents, gave him a crown of gold, the spirit of divination, and in
conclusion made him a demigod. O vis superba formae, a goddess beauty is,
whom the very gods adore, nam pulchros dii amant; she is Amoris domina,
love's harbinger, love's loadstone, a witch, a charm, &c. Beauty is a dower
of itself, a sufficient patrimony, an ample commendation, an accurate
epistle, as [4829]Lucian, [4830]Apuleius, Tiraquellus, and some others
conclude. Imperio digna forma, beauty deserves a kingdom, saith
Abulensis, paradox. 2. cap. 110. immortality; and [4831]more have got
this honour and eternity for their beauty, than for all other virtues
besides:
and such as are fair, are worthy to be honoured of God and men.
That Idalian Ganymede was therefore fetched by Jupiter into heaven,
Hephaestion dear to Alexander, Antinous to Adrian. Plato calls beauty for
that cause a privilege of nature, Naturae gaudentis opus, nature's
masterpiece, a dumb comment; Theophrastus, a silent fraud; still rhetoric
Carneades, that persuades without speech, a kingdom without a guard,
because beautiful persons command as so many captains; Socrates, a tyranny,
which tyranniseth over tyrants themselves;
which made Diogenes belike call
proper women queens, quod facerent homines quae praeciperent, because men
were so obedient to their commands. They will adore, cringe, compliment,
and bow to a common wench (if she be fair) as if she were a noble woman, a
countess, a queen, or a goddess. Those intemperate young men of Greece
erected at Delphos a golden image with infinite cost, to the eternal memory
of Phryne the courtesan, as Aelian relates, for she was a most beautiful
woman, insomuch, saith [4832]Athenaeus, that Apelles and Praxiteles drew
Venus's picture from her. Thus young men will adore and honour beauty; nay
kings themselves I say will do it, and voluntarily submit their sovereignty
to a lovely woman. Wine is strong, kings are strong, but a woman
strongest,
1 Esd. iv. 10. as Zerobabel proved at large to King Darius, his
princes and noblemen. Kings sit still and command sea and land, &c., all
pay tribute to the king; but women make kings pay tribute, and have
dominion over them. When they have got gold and silver, they submit all to
a beautiful woman, give themselves wholly to her, gape and gaze on her, and
all men desire her more than gold or silver, or any precious thing: they
will leave father and mother, and venture their lives for her, labour and
travel to get, and bring all their gains to women, steal, fight, and spoil
for their mistress's sake. And no king so strong, but a fair woman is
stronger than he is. All things
(as [4833]he proceeds) fear to touch the
king; yet I saw him and Apame his concubine, the daughter of the famous
Bartacus, sitting on the right hand of the king, and she took the crown off
his head, and put it on her own, and stroke him with her left hand; yet the
king gaped and gazed on her, and when she laughed he laughed, and when she
was angry he flattered to be reconciled to her.
So beauty commands even
kings themselves; nay whole armies and kingdoms are captivated together
with their kings: [4834]Forma vincit armatos, ferrum pulchritudo
captivat; vincentur specie, qui non vincentur proelio. And 'tis a great
matter saith [4835]Xenophon, and of which all fair persons may worthily
brag, that a strong man must labour for his living if he will have aught, a
valiant man must fight and endanger himself for it, a wise man speak, show
himself, and toil; but a fair and beautiful person doth all with ease, he
compasseth his desire without any pains-taking:
God and men, heaven and
earth conspire to honour him; every one pities him above other, if he be in
need, [4836]and all the world is willing to do him good. [4837]Chariclea
fell into the hand of pirates, but when all the rest were put to the edge
of the sword, she alone was preserved for her person. [4838]When
Constantinople was sacked by the Turk, Irene escaped, and was so far from
being made a captive, that she even captivated the Grand Signior himself.
So did Rosamond insult over King Henry the Second.
the wild beasts stood in admiration of her person,(Saxo Grammaticus lib. 8. Dan. hist.)
and would not hurt her.Wherefore did that royal virgin in [4844]Apuleius, when she fled from the thieves' den, in a desert, make such an apostrophe to her ass on whom she rode; (for what knew she to the contrary, but that he was an ass?) Si me parentibus et proco formoso reddideris, quas, tibi gratias, quos honores habebo, quos cibos exhibebo? [4845]She would comb him, dress him, feed him, and trick him every day herself, and he should work no more, toil no more, but rest and play, &c. And besides she would have a dainty picture drawn, in perpetual remembrance, a virgin riding upon an ass's back with this motto, Asino vectore regia virgo fugiens captivitatem; why said she all this? why did she make such promises to a dumb beast? but that she perceived the poor ass to be taken with her beauty, for he did often obliquo collo pedes puellae decoros basiare, kiss her feet as she rode, et ad delicatulas voculas tentabat adhinnire, offer to give consent as much as in him was to her delicate speeches, and besides he had some feeling, as she conceived of her misery. And why did Theogine's horse in Heliodorus [4846]curvet, prance, and go so proudly, exultans alacriter et superbiens, &c., but that such as mine author supposeth, he was in love with his master? dixisses ipsum equum pulchrum intelligere pulchram domini fomam? A fly lighted on [4847] Malthius' cheek as he lay asleep; but why? Not to hurt him, as a parasite of his, standing by, well perceived, non ut pungeret, sed ut oscularetur, but certainly to kiss him, as ravished with his divine looks. Inanimate creatures, I suppose, have a touch of this. When a drop of [4848]Psyche's candle fell on Cupid's shoulder, I think sure it was to kiss it. When Venus ran to meet her rose-cheeked Adonis, as an elegant [4849]poet of our's sets her out,
but the very quintessence of beauty,some fair creature, as without doubt the poet understood in the first fiction of it, at which the spectators were amazed. [4863]Miseri quibus intentata nites, poor wretches are compelled at the very sight of her ravishing looks to run mad, or make away with themselves.
for he thought it impossible for any man living to see her and contain himself.The very fame of beauty will fetch them to it many miles off (such an attractive power this loadstone hath), and they will seem but short, they will undertake any toil or trouble, [4866]long journeys. Penia or Atalanta shall not overgo them, through seas, deserts, mountains, and dangerous places, as they did to gaze on Psyche:
many mortal men came far and near to see that glorious object of her age,Paris for Helena, Corebus to Troja.
who inflamed with a violent passion for Cassandra, happened then to be in Troy.King John of France, once prisoner in England, came to visit his old friends again, crossing the seas; but the truth is, his coming was to see the Countess of Salisbury, the nonpareil of those times, and his dear mistress. That infernal God Pluto came from hell itself, to steal Proserpine; Achilles left all his friends for Polixena's sake, his enemy's daughter; and all the [4867]Graecian gods forsook their heavenly mansions for that fair lady, Philo Dioneus daughter's sake, the paragon of Greece in those days; ea enim venustate fuit, ut eam certatim omnes dii conjugem expeterent:
for she was of such surpassing beauty, that all the gods contended for her love.[4868]Formosa divis imperat puella.
The beautiful maid commands the gods.They will not only come to see, but as a falcon makes a hungry hawk hover about, follow, give attendance and service, spend goods, lives, and all their fortunes to attain;
at whose gates lay all Greece.[4874]
Every man sought to get her love, some with gallant and costly apparel, some with an affected pace, some with music, others with rich gifts, pleasant discourse, multitude of followers; others with letters, vows, and promises, to commend themselves, and to be gracious in her eyes.Happy was he that could see her, thrice happy that enjoyed her company. Charmides [4875]in Plato was a proper young man in comeliness of person,
and all good qualities, far exceeding others; whensoever fair Charmides came abroad, they seemed all to be in love with him(as Critias describes their carriage),
and were troubled at the very sight of him; many came near him, many followed him wheresoever he went,as those [4876]formarum spectatores did Acontius, if at any time he walked abroad: the Athenian lasses stared on Alcibiades; Sappho and the Mitilenean women on Phaon the fair. Such lovely sights do not only please, entice, but ravish and amaze. Cleonimus, a delicate and tender youth, present at a feast which Androcles his uncle made in Piraeo at Athens, when he sacrificed to Mercury, so stupefied the guests, Dineas, Aristippus, Agasthenes, and the rest (as Charidemus in [4877]Lucian relates it), that they could not eat their meat, they sat all supper time gazing, glancing at him, stealing looks, and admiring of his beauty. Many will condemn these men that are so enamoured, for fools; but some again commend them for it; many reject Paris's judgment, and yet Lucian approves of it, admiring Paris for his choice; he would have done as much himself, and by good desert in his mind: beauty is to be preferred [4878]
before wealth or wisdom.[4879]Athenaeus Deipnosophist, lib. 13. cap. 7, holds it not such indignity for the Trojans and Greeks to contend ten years, to spend so much labour, lose so many men's lives for Helen's sake, [4880]for so fair a lady's sake,
methinks(as he said)
I could die for her.
But this is not the matter in hand; what prerogative this beauty hath, of
what power and sovereignty it is, and how far such persons that so much
admire, and dote upon it, are to be justified; no man doubts of these
matters; the question is, how and by what means beauty produceth this
effect? By sight: the eye betrays the soul, and is both active and passive
in this business; it wounds and is wounded, is an especial cause and
instrument, both in the subject and in the object. [4888]As tears, it
begins in the eyes, descends to the breast;
it conveys these beauteous
rays, as I have said, unto the heart. Ut vidi ut perii. [4889]Mars
videt hanc, visamque cupit. Schechem saw Dinah the daughter of Leah, and
defiled her, Gen. xxxiv. 3. Jacob, Rachel, xxix. 17, for she was beautiful
and fair.
David spied Bathsheba afar off, 2 Sam. xi. 2. The Elders,
Susanna, [4890]as that Orthomenian Strato saw fair Aristoclea daughter of
Theophanes, bathing herself at that Hercyne well in Lebadea, and were
captivated in an instant. Viderunt oculi, rapuerunt pectora flammae; Ammon
fell sick for Thamar's sake, 2 Sam. xiii. 2. The beauty of Esther was such,
that she found favour not only in the sight of Ahasuerus, but of all those
that looked upon her.
Gerson, Origen, and some others, contended that
Christ himself was the fairest of the sons of men, and Joseph next unto
him, speciosus prae filiis hominum, and they will have it literally taken;
his very person was such, that he found grace and favour of all those that
looked upon him. Joseph was so fair, that, as the ordinary gloss hath it,
filiae decurrerent per murum, et ad fenestras, they ran to the top of the
walls and to the windows to gaze on him, as we do commonly to see some
great personage go by: and so Matthew Paris describes Matilda the Empress
going through Cullen. [4891]P. Morales the Jesuit saith as much of the
Virgin Mary. Antony no sooner saw Cleopatra, but, saith Appian, lib. 1,
he was enamoured of her. [4892]Theseus at the first sight of Helen was so
besotted, that he esteemed himself the happiest man in the world if he
might enjoy her, and to that purpose kneeled down, and made his pathetical
prayers unto the gods. [4893]Charicles, by chance, espying that curious
picture of smiling Venus naked in her temple, stood a great while gazing,
as one amazed; at length, he brake into that mad passionate speech, O
fortunate god Mars, that wast bound in chains, and made ridiculous for her
sake!
He could not contain himself, but kissed her picture, I know not how
oft, and heartily desired to be so disgraced as Mars was. And what did he
that his betters had not done before him?
all the gods came flocking about, and saluted her, each of them went to Jupiter, and desired he might have her to be his wife.When fair [4896]Antilochus came in presence, as a candle in the dark his beauty shined, all men's eyes (as Xenophon describes the manner of it)
were instantly fixed on him, and moved at the sight, insomuch that they could not conceal themselves, but in gesture or looks it was discerned and expressed.Those other senses, hearing, touching, may much penetrate and affect, but none so much, none so forcible as sight. Forma Briseis mediis in armis movit Achillem, Achilles was moved in the midst of a battle by fair Briseis, Ajax by Tecmessa; Judith captivated that great Captain Holofernes: Dalilah, Samson; Rosamund, [4897]Henry the Second; Roxolana, Suleiman the Magnificent, &c.
A fair woman overcomes fire and sword.
I will not conceal it, she overcame me with her presence, and quite assaulted my continency which I had kept unto mine old age; I resisted a long time my bodily eyes with the eyes of my understanding; at last I was conquered, and as in a tempest carried headlong.[4903] Xenophiles, a philosopher, railed at women downright for many years together, scorned, hated, scoffed at them; coming at last into Daphnis a fair maid's company (as he condoles his mishap to his friend Demaritis), though free before, Intactus nullis ante cupidinibus, was far in love, and quite overcome upon a sudden. Victus sum fateor a Daphnide, &c. I confess I am taken,
If you desire to know more particularly what this beauty is, how it doth
Influere, how it doth fascinate (for, as all hold, love is a
fascination), thus in brief. [4910]This comeliness or beauty ariseth from
the due proportion of the whole, or from each several part.
For an exact
delineation of which, I refer you to poets, historiographers, and those
amorous writers, to Lucian's Images, and Charidemus, Xenophon's description
of Panthea, Petronius Catalectes, Heliodorus Chariclia, Tacius Leucippe,
Longus Sophista's Daphnis and Chloe, Theodorus Prodromus his Rhodanthes,
Aristaenetus and Philostratus Epistles, Balthazar Castilio, lib. 4. de
aulico. Laurentius, cap. 10, de melan. Aeneas Sylvius his Lucretia, and
every poet almost, which have most accurately described a perfect beauty,
an absolute feature, and that through every member, both in men and women.
Each part must concur to the perfection of it; for as Seneca saith, Ep.
33. lib. 4. Non est formosa mulier cujus crus laudatur et brachium, sed
illa cujus simul universa facies admirationem singulis partibus dedit;
she is no fair woman, whose arm, thigh, &c. are commended, except the face
and all the other parts be correspondent.
And the face especially gives a
lustre to the rest: the face is it that commonly denominates a fair or
foul: arx formae facies, the face is beauty's tower; and though the other
parts be deformed, yet a good face carries it (facies non uxor amatur)
that alone is most part respected, principally valued, deliciis suis
ferox, and of itself able to captivate.
Glycera's too fair a face was it that set him on fire, too fine to be beheld.When [4912]Chaerea saw the singing wench's sweet looks, he was so taken, that he cried out, O faciem pulchram, deleo omnes dehinc ex animo mulieres, taedet quotidianarum harum formarum!
O fair face, I'll never love any but her, look on any other hereafter but her; I am weary of these ordinary beauties, away with them.The more he sees her, the worse he is,—uritque videndo, as in a burning-glass, the sunbeams are re-collected to a centre, the rays of love are projected from her eyes. It was Aeneas's countenance ravished Queen Dido, Os humerosque Deo similis, he had an angelical face.
A thousand appear, as many are concealed;gratiarum sedes gratissima; a sweet-smelling flower, from which bees may gather honey, [4915]Mellilegae volucres quid adhuc cava thyma rosasque, &c.
though she come accompanied with the graces, and all Cupid's train to attend upon her, girt with her own girdle, and smell of cinnamon and balm, yet if she be bald or badhaired, she cannot please her Vulcan.Which belike makes our Venetian ladies at this day to counterfeit yellow hair so much, great women to calamistrate and curl it up, vibrantes ad gratiam crines, et tot orbibus in captivitatem flexos, to adorn their heads with spangles, pearls, and made-flowers; and all courtiers to effect a pleasing grace in this kind. In a word, [4923]
the hairs are Cupid's nets, to catch all comers, a brushy wood, in which Cupid builds his nest, and under whose shadow all loves a thousand several ways sport themselves.
A little soft hand, pretty little mouth, small, fine, long fingers, Gratiae quae digitis —'tis that which Apollo did admire in Daphne,—laudat digitosque manusque; a straight and slender body, a small foot, and well-proportioned leg, hath an excellent lustre, [4924]Cui totum incumbit corpus uti fundamento aedes. Clearchus vowed to his friend Amyander in [4925]Aristaenetus, that the most attractive part in his mistress, to make him love and like her first, was her pretty leg and foot: a soft and white skin, &c. have their peculiar graces, [4926]Nebula haud est mollior ac hujus cutis est, aedipol papillam bellulam. Though in men these parts are not so much respected; a grim Saracen sometimes,—nudus membra Pyracmon, a martial hirsute face pleaseth best; a black man is a pearl in a fair woman's eye, and is as acceptable as [4927]lame Vulcan was to Venus; for he being a sweaty fuliginous blacksmith, was dearly beloved of her, when fair Apollo, nimble Mercury were rejected, and the rest of the sweet-faced gods forsaken. Many women (as Petronius [4928]observes) sordibus calent (as many men are more moved with kitchen wenches, and a poor market maid, than all these illustrious court and city dames) will sooner dote upon a slave, a servant, a dirt dauber, a brontes, a cook, a player, if they see his naked legs or arms, thorosaque brachia, [4929]&c., like that huntsman Meleager in Philostratus, though he be all in rags, obscene and dirty, besmeared like a ruddleman, a gipsy, or a chimney-sweeper, than upon a noble gallant, Nireus, Ephestion, Alcibiades, or those embroidered courtiers full of silk and gold. [4930]Justine's wife, a citizen of Rome, fell in love with Pylades a player, and was ready to run mad for him, had not Galen himself helped her by chance. Faustina the empress doted on a fencer.
Not one of a thousand falls in love, but there is some peculiar part or other which pleaseth most, and inflames him above the rest. [4931]A company of young philosophers on a time fell at variance, which part of a woman was most desirable and pleased best? some said the forehead, some the teeth, some the eyes, cheeks, lips, neck, chin, &c., the controversy was referred to Lais of Corinth to decide; but she, smiling, said, they were a company of fools; for suppose they had her where they wished, what would they [4932]first seek? Yet this notwithstanding I do easily grant, neque quis vestrum negaverit opinor, all parts are attractive, but especially [4933]the eyes, [4934]
the hooks of love(as Arandus will)
the guides, touchstone, judges, that in a moment cure mad men, and make sound folks mad, the watchmen of the body; what do they not?How vex they not? All this is true, and (which Athaeneus lib. 13. dip. cap. 5. and Tatius hold) they are the chief seats of love, and James Lernutius [4936]hath facetely expressed in an elegant ode of his,
Cupid's arrows; the tongue, the lightning of love; the paps, the tents:[4938]Balthazar Castilio, the causes, the chariots, the lamps of love,
What a tyranny(saith he),
what a penetration of bodies is this! thou drawest with violence, and swallowest me up, as Charybdis doth sailors with thy rocky eyes: he that falls into this gulf of love, can never get out.Let this be the corollary then, the strongest beams of beauty are still darted from the eyes.
Now last of all, I will show you by what means beauty doth fascinate, bewitch, as some hold, and work upon the soul of a man by the eye. For certainly I am of the poet's mind, love doth bewitch and strangely change us.
it gets in at our eyes, pores, nostrils, engenders the same qualities and affections in us, as were in the party whence it came.The manner of the fascination, as Ficinus 10. cap. com. in Plat. declares it, is thus:
Mortal men are then especially bewitched, when as by often gazing one on the other, they direct sight to sight, join eye to eye, and so drink and suck in love between them; for the beginning of this disease is the eye. And therefore he that hath a clear eye, though he be otherwise deformed, by often looking upon him, will make one mad, and tie him fast to him by the eye.Leonard. Varius, lib. 1. cap. 2. de fascinat. telleth us, that by this interview, [4954]
the purer spirits are infected,the one eye pierceth through the other with his rays, which he sends forth, and many men have those excellent piercing eyes, that, which Suetonius relates of Augustus, their brightness is such, they compel their spectators to look off, and can no more endure them than the sunbeams. [4955]Barradius, lib. 6. cap. 10. de Harmonia Evangel. reports as much of our Saviour Christ, and [4956]Peter Morales of the Virgin Mary, whom Nicephorus describes likewise to have been yellow-haired, of a wheat colour, but of a most amiable and piercing eye. The rays, as some think, sent from the eyes, carry certain spiritual vapours with them, and so infect the other party, and that in a moment. I know, they that hold visio fit intra mittendo, will make a doubt of this; but Ficinus proves it from blear-eyes, [4957]
That by sight alone, make others blear-eyed; and it is more than manifest, that the vapour of the corrupt blood doth get in together with the rays, and so by the contagion the spectators' eyes are infected.Other arguments there are of a basilisk, that kills afar off by sight, as that Ephesian did of whom [4958]Philostratus speaks, of so pernicious an eye, he poisoned all he looked steadily on: and that other argument, menstruae faminae, out of Aristotle's Problems, morbosae Capivaccius adds, and [4959]Septalius the commentator, that contaminate a looking-glass with beholding it. [4960]
So the beams that come from the agent's heart, by the eyes, infect the spirits about the patients, inwardly wound, and thence the spirits infect the blood.To this effect she complained in [4961]Apuleius,
Thou art the cause of my grief, thy eyes piercing through mine eyes to mine inner parts, have set my bowels on fire, and therefore pity me that am now ready to die for thy sake.Ficinus illustrates this with a familiar example of that Marrhusian Phaedrus and Theban Lycias, [4962]
Lycias he stares on Phaedrus' face, and Phaedrus fastens the balls of his eyes upon Lycias, and with those sparkling rays sends out his spirits. The beams of Phaedrus' eyes are easily mingled with the beams of Lycias, and spirits are joined to spirits. This vapour begot in Phaedrus' heart, enters into Lycias' bowels; and that which is a greater wonder, Phaedrus' blood is in Lycias' heart, and thence come those ordinary love-speeches, my sweetheart Phaedrus, and mine own self, my dear bowels. And Phaedrus again to Lycias, O my light, my joy, my soul, my life. Phaedrus follows Lycias, because his heart would have his spirits, and Lycias follows Phaedrus, because he loves the seat of his spirits; both follow; but Lycias the earnester of the two: the river hath more need of the fountain, than the fountain of the river; as iron is drawn to that which is touched with a loadstone, but draws not it again; so Lycias draws Phaedrus.But how comes it to pass then, that the blind man loves, that never saw? We read in the Lives of the Fathers, a story of a child that was brought up in the wilderness, from his infancy, by an old hermit: now come to man's estate, he saw by chance two comely women wandering in the woods: he asked the old man what creatures they were, he told him fairies; after a while talking obiter, the hermit demanded of him, which was the pleasantest sight that ever he saw in his life? He readily replied, the two [4963]fairies he spied in the wilderness. So that, without doubt, there is some secret loadstone in a beautiful woman, a magnetic power, a natural inbred affection, which moves our concupiscence, and as he sings,
lie still in wait as so many soldiers, and when they spy an innocent spectator fixed on them, shoot him through, and presently bewitch him: especially when they shall gaze and gloat, as wanton lovers do one upon another, and with a pleasant eye-conflict participate each other's souls.Hence you may perceive how easily and how quickly we may be taken in love; since at the twinkling of an eye, Phaedrus' spirits may so perniciously infect Lycias' blood. [4965]
Neither is it any wonder, if we but consider how many other diseases closely, and as suddenly are caught by infection, plague, itch, scabs, flux,&c. The spirits taken in, will not let him rest that hath received them, but egg him on. [4966]Idque petit corpus mens unde est saucia amore; and we may manifestly perceive a strange eduction of spirits, by such as bleed at nose after they be dead, at the presence of the murderer; but read more of this in Lemnius, lib. 2. de occult. nat. mir. cap. 7. Valleriola lib. 2. observ. cap. 7. Valesius controv. Ficinus, Cardan, Libavius de cruentis cadaveribus, &c.
Natural beauty is a stronger loadstone of itself, as you have heard, a great temptation, and pierceth to the very heart; [4967]forma verecundae, nocuit mihi visa puellae; but much more when those artificial enticements and provocations of gestures, clothes, jewels, pigments, exornations, shall be annexed unto it; those other circumstances, opportunity of time and place shall concur, which of themselves alone were all sufficient, each one in particular to produce this effect. It is a question much controverted by some wise men, forma debeat plus arti an naturae? Whether natural or artificial objects be more powerful? but not decided: for my part I am of opinion, that though beauty itself be a great motive, and give an excellent lustre in sordibus, in beggary, as a jewel on a dunghill will shine and cast his rays, it cannot be suppressed, which Heliodorus feigns of Chariclia, though she were in beggar's weeds: yet as it is used, artificial is of more force, and much to be preferred.
Many will think that our so long commerce with naked women, must needs be a great provocation to lust;but he concludes otherwise, that their nakedness did much less entice them to lasciviousness, than our women's clothes.
And I dare boldly affirm(saith he)
that those glittering attires, counterfeit colours, headgears, curled hairs, plaited coats, cloaks, gowns, costly stomachers, guarded and loose garments, and all those other accoutrements, wherewith our countrywomen counterfeit a beauty, and so curiously set out themselves, cause more inconvenience in this kind, than that barbarian homeliness, although they be no whit inferior unto them in beauty. I could evince the truth of this by many other arguments, but I appeal(saith he)
to my companions at that present, which were all of the same mind.His countryman, Montague, in his essays, is of the same opinion, and so are many others; out of whose assertions thus much in brief we may conclude, that beauty is more beholden to art than nature, and stronger provocations proceed from outward ornaments, than such as nature hath provided. It is true that those fair sparkling eyes, white neck, coral lips, turgent paps, rose-coloured cheeks, &c., of themselves are potent enticers; but when a comely, artificial, well-composed look, pleasing gesture, an affected carriage shall be added, it must needs be far more forcible than it was, when those curious needleworks, variety of colours, purest dyes, jewels, spangles, pendants, lawn, lace, tiffanies, fair and fine linen, embroideries, calamistrations, ointments, etc. shall be added, they will make the veriest dowdy otherwise, a goddess, when nature shall be furthered by art. For it is not the eye of itself that enticeth to lust, but an
adulterous eye,as Peter terms it, 2. ii. 14. a wanton, a rolling, lascivious eye: a wandering eye, which Isaiah taxeth, iii. 16. Christ himself, and the Virgin Mary, had most beautiful eyes, as amiable eyes as any persons, saith [4970]Baradius, that ever lived, but withal so modest, so chaste, that whosoever looked on them was freed from that passion of burning lust, if we may believe [4971]Gerson and [4972]Bonaventure: there was no such antidote against it, as the Virgin Mary's face; 'tis not the eye, but carriage of it, as they use it, that causeth such effects. When Pallas, Juno, Venus, were to win Paris' favour for the golden apple, as it is elegantly described in that pleasant interlude of [4973]Apuleius, Juno came with majesty upon the stage, Minerva gravity, but Venus dulce subridens, constitit amaene; et gratissimae, Graticae deam propitiantes, &c. came in smiling with her gracious graces and exquisite music, as if she had danced, et nonnunquam saltare solis oculis, and which was the main matter of all, she danced with her rolling eyes: they were the brokers and harbingers of her suite. So she makes her brags in a modern poet,
that if she had but looked upon any one almost(saith Calisiris)
she would have bewitched him, and he could not possibly escape it.For as [4977]Salvianus observes,
the eyes are the windows of our souls, by which as so many channels, all dishonest concupiscence gets into our hearts.They reveal our thoughts, and as they say, frons animi index, but the eye of the countenance, [4978]Quid procacibus intuere ocellis? &c. I may say the same of smiling, gait, nakedness of parts, plausible gestures, &c. To laugh is the proper passion of a man, an ordinary thing to smile; but those counterfeit, composed, affected, artificial and reciprocal, those counter-smiles are the dumb shows and prognostics of greater matters, which they most part use, to inveigle and deceive; though many fond lovers again are so frequently mistaken, and led into a fool's paradise. For if they see but a fair maid laugh, or show a pleasant countenance, use some gracious words or gestures, they apply it all to themselves, as done in their favour; sure she loves them, she is willing, coming, &c.
She makes thine heart leap with [4981]a pleasing gentle smile of hers.
I love Lalage as much for smiling, as for discoursing,delectata illa risit tam blandum, as he said in Petronius of his mistress, being well pleased, she gave so sweet a smile. It won Ismenias, as he [4983] confesseth, Ismene subrisit amatorium, Ismene smiled so lovingly the second time I saw her, that I could not choose but admire her: and Galla's sweet smile quite overcame [4984]Faustus the shepherd, Me aspiciens moils blande subrisit ocellis. All other gestures of the body will enforce as much. Daphnis in [4985]Lucian was a poor tattered wench when I knew her first, said Corbile, pannosa et Zacera, but now she is a stately piece indeed, hath her maids to attend her, brave attires, money in her purse, &c., and will you know how this came to pass?
by setting out herself after the best fashion, by her pleasant carriage, affability, sweet smiling upon all,&c. Many women dote upon a man for his compliment only, and good behaviour, they are won in an instant; too credulous to believe that every light wanton suitor, who sees or makes love to them, is instantly enamoured, he certainly dotes on, admires them, will surely marry, when as he means nothing less, 'tis his ordinary carriage in all such companies. So both delude each other by such outward shows; and amongst the rest, an upright, a comely grace, courtesies, gentle salutations, cringes, a mincing gait, a decent and an affected pace, are most powerful enticers, and which the prophet Isaiah, a courtier himself, and a great observer, objected to the daughters of Zion, iii. 16.
they minced as they went, and made a tinkling with their feet.To say the truth, what can they not effect by such means?
and so when they pull up their petticoats, and outward garments,as usually they do to show their fine stockings, and those of purest silken dye, gold fringes, laces, embroiderings, (it shall go hard but when they go to church, or to any other place, all shall be seen) 'tis but a springe to catch woodcocks; and as [4988]Chrysostom telleth them downright,
though they say nothing with their mouths, they speak in their gait, they speak with their eyes, they speak in the carriage of their bodies.And what shall we say otherwise of that baring of their necks, shoulders, naked breasts, arms and wrists, to what end are they but only to tempt men to lust!
David so espied Bathsheba, the elders Susanna: [4993]Apelles was enamoured with Campaspe, when he was to paint her naked. Tiberius in Suet. cap. 42. supped with Sestius Gallus an old lecher, libidinoso sene, ea lege ut nudae puellae administrarent; some say as much of Nero, and Pontus Huter of Carolus Pugnax. Amongst the Babylonians, it was the custom of some lascivious queans to dance frisking in that fashion, saith Curtius lib. 5. and Sardus de mor. gent. lib. 1. writes of others to that effect. The [4994]Tuscans at some set banquets had naked women to attend upon them, which Leonicus de Varia hist. lib. 3. cap. 96. confirms of such other bawdy nations. Nero would have filthy pictures still hanging in his chamber, which is too commonly used in our times, and Heliogabalus, etiam coram agentes, ut ad venerem incitarent: So things may be abused. A servant maid in Aristaenetus spied her master and mistress through the key-hole [4995]merrily disposed; upon the sight she fell in love with her master. [4996]Antoninus Caracalla observed his mother-in-law with her breasts amorously laid open, he was so much moved, that he said, Ah si liceret, O that I might; which she by chance overhearing, replied as impudently, [4997]Quicquid libet licet, thou mayst do what thou wilt: and upon that temptation he married her: this object was not in cause, not the thing itself, but that unseemly, indecent carriage of it.
When you have all done, veniunt a veste sagittae the greatest provocations of lust are from our apparel; God makes, they say, man shapes, and there is no motive like unto it;
To what end are those crisped, false hairs, painted faces,as [5001]the satirist observes,
such a composed gait, not a step awry?Why are they like so many Sybarites, or Nero's Poppaea, Ahasuerus' concubines, so costly, so long a dressing, as Caesar was marshalling his army, or a hawk in pruning? [5002]Dum moliuntur, dum comuntur annus est: a [5003]gardener takes not so much delight and pains in his garden, a horseman to dress his horse, scour his armour, a mariner about his ship, a merchant his shop and shop-book, as they do about their faces, and all those other parts: such setting up with corks, straightening with whalebones; why is it, but as a day-net catcheth larks, to make young men stoop unto them? Philocharus, a gallant in Aristenaetus, advised his friend Poliaenus to take heed of such enticements, [5004]
for it was the sweet sound and motion of his mistress's spangles and bracelets, the smell of her ointments, that captivated him first,Illa fuit mentis prima ruina meae. Quid sibi vult pixidum turba, saith [5005]Lucian,
to what use are pins, pots, glasses, ointments, irons, combs, bodkins, setting-sticks? why bestow they all their patrimonies and husbands' yearly revenues on such fooleries?[5006]bina patrimonia singulis auribus;
why use they dragons, wasps, snakes, for chains, enamelled jewels on their necks, ears?dignum potius foret ferro manus istas religari, atque utinam monilia vere dracones essent; they had more need some of them be tied in bedlam with iron chains, have a whip for a fan, and hair-cloths next to their skins, and instead of wrought smocks, have their cheeks stigmatised with a hot iron: I say, some of our Jezebels, instead of painting, if they were well served. But why is all this labour, all this cost, preparation, riding, running, far-fetched, and dear bought stuff? [5007]
Because forsooth they would be fair and fine, and where nature, is defective, supply it by art.[5008]Sanguine quae vero non rubet, arte rubet, (Ovid); and to that purpose they anoint and paint their faces, to make Helen of Hecuba—parvamque exortamque puellam—Europen.[5009]To this intent they crush in their feet and bodies, hurt and crucify themselves, sometimes in lax-clothes, a hundred yards I think in a gown, a sleeve; and sometimes again so close, ut nudos exprimant artus. [5010]Now long tails and trains, and then short, up, down, high, low, thick, thin, &c.; now little or no bands, then as big as cart wheels; now loose bodies, then great farthingales and close girt, &c. Why is all this, but with the whore in the Proverbs, to intoxicate some or other? oculorum decipulam,[5011]one therefore calls it, et indicem libidinis, the trap of lust, and sure token, as an ivy-bush is to a tavern.
Why do they keep in so long together, a whole winter sometimes, and will not be seen but by torch or candlelight, and come abroad with all the preparation may be, when they have no business, but only to show themselves? Spectatum veniunt, veniunt spectentur ut ipsae.
They make those holy temples, consecrated to godly martyrs and religious uses, the shops of impudence, dens of whores and thieves, and little better than brothel houses.When we shall see these things daily done, their husbands bankrupts, if not cornutos, their wives light housewives, daughters dishonest; and hear of such dissolute acts, as daily we do, how should we think otherwise? what is their end, but to deceive and inveigle young men? As tow takes fire, such enticing objects produce their effect, how can it be altered? When Venus stood before Anchises (as [5018]Homer feigns in one of his hymns) in her costly robes, he was instantly taken,
with diverse presents, and enticing ornaments, Asiatic allurements, with such wonderful joy and festivity, they did so inveigle the Romans, that no man could contain himself, all was turned to delight and pleasure. The women transformed themselves to Bacchus shapes, the men-children to Satyrs and Pans; but Antony himself was quite besotted with Cleopatra's sweet speeches, philters, beauty, pleasing tires: for when she sailed along the river Cydnus, with such incredible pomp in a gilded ship, herself dressed like Venus, her maids like the Graces, her pages like so many Cupids, Antony was amazed, and rapt beyond himself.Heliodorus, lib. 1. brings in Dameneta, stepmother to Cnemon,
whom she [5022]saw in his scarves, rings, robes, and coronet, quite mad for the love of him.It was Judith's pantofles that ravished the eyes of Holofernes. And [5023]Cardan is not ashamed to confess, that seeing his wife the first time all in white, he did admire and instantly love her. If these outward ornaments were not of such force, why doth [5024]Naomi give Ruth counsel how to please Boaz? and [5025]Judith, seeking to captivate Holofernes, washed and anointed herself with sweet ointments, dressed her hair, and put on costly attires. The riot in this kind hath been excessive in times past; no man almost came abroad, but curled and anointed,
one spent as much as two funerals at once, and with perfumed hairs,
[5027]et rosa canos odorati capillos Assyriaque nardo. What strange
thing doth [5028]Sueton. relate in this matter of Caligula's riot? And
Pliny, lib. 12. & 13. Read more in Dioscorides, Ulmus, Arnoldus,
Randoletius de fuco et decoratione; for it is now an art, as it was of
old, (so [5029]Seneca records) officinae, sunt adores coquentium. Women
are bad and men worse, no difference at all between their and our times;
[5030]good manners
(as Seneca complains) are extinct with wantonness, in
tricking up themselves men go beyond women, they wear harlots' colours, and
do not walk, but jet and dance,
hic mulier, haec vir, more like players,
butterflies, baboons, apes, antics, than men. So ridiculous, moreover, we
are in our attires, and for cost so excessive, that as Hierome said of old,
Uno filio villarum insunt pretia, uno lino decies sestertium inseritur;
'tis an ordinary thing to put a thousand oaks and a hundred oxen into a
suit of apparel, to wear a whole manor on his back. What with shoe-ties,
hangers, points, caps and feathers, scarves, bands, curls, &c., in a short
space their whole patrimonies are consumed. Heliogabalus is taxed by
Lampridius, and admired in his age for wearing jewels in his shoes, a
common thing in our times, not for emperors and princes, but almost for
serving men and tailors; all the flowers, stars, constellations, gold and
precious stones do condescend to set out their shoes. To repress the luxury
of those Roman matrons, there was [5031]Lex Valeria and Oppia, and a Cato
to contradict; but no laws will serve to repress the pride and insolency of
our days, the prodigious riot in this kind. Lucullus's wardrobe is put down
by our ordinary citizens; and a cobbler's wife in Venice, a courtesan in
Florence, is no whit inferior to a queen, if our geographers say true: and
why is all this? Why do they glory in their jewels
(as [5032]he saith) or
exult and triumph in the beauty of clothes? why is all this cost? to incite
men the sooner to burning lust.
They pretend decency and ornament; but let
them take heed, that while they set out their bodies they do not damn their
souls; 'tis [5033]Bernard's counsel: shine in jewels, stink in
conditions; have purple robes, and a torn conscience.
Let them take heed
of Isaiah's prophecy, that their slippers and attires be not taken from
them, sweet balls, bracelets, earrings, veils, wimples, crisping-pins,
glasses, fine linen, hoods, lawns, and sweet savours, they become not bald,
burned, and stink upon a sudden. And let maids beware, as [5034]Cyprian
adviseth, that while they wander too loosely abroad, they lose not their
virginities:
and like Egyptian temples, seem fair without, but prove
rotten carcases within. How much better were it for them to follow that
good counsel of Tertullian? [5035]To have their eyes painted with
chastity, the Word of God inserted into their ears, Christ's yoke tied to
the hair, to subject themselves to their husbands. If they would do so,
they should be comely enough, clothe themselves with the silk of sanctity,
damask of devotion, purple of piety and chastity, and so painted, they
shall have God himself to be a suitor: let whores and queans prank up
themselves, [5036]let them paint their faces with minion and ceruse, they
are but fuels of lust, and signs of a corrupt soul: if ye be good, honest,
virtuous, and religious matrons, let sobriety, modesty and chastity be your
honour, and God himself your love and desire.
Mulier recte olet, ubi
nihil olet, then a woman smells best, when she hath no perfume at all; no
crown, chain, or jewel (Guivarra adds) is such an ornament to a virgin, or
virtuous woman, quam virgini pudor, as chastity is: more credit in a wise
man's eye and judgment they get by their plainness, and seem fairer than
they that are set out with baubles, as a butcher's meat is with pricks,
puffed up, and adorned like so many jays with variety of colours. It is
reported of Cornelia, that virtuous Roman lady, great Scipio's daughter,
Titus Sempronius' wife, and the mother of the Gracchi, that being by chance
in company with a companion, a strange gentlewoman (some light housewife
belike, that was dressed like a May lady, and, as most of our gentlewomen
are, was [5037]more solicitous of her head-tire than of her health, that
spent her time between a comb and a glass, and had rather be fair than
honest
(as Cato said), and have the commonwealth turned topsy-turvy than her
tires marred;
and she did nought but brag of her fine robes and jewels,
and provoked the Roman matron to show hers: Cornelia kept her in talk till
her children came from school, and these, said she, are my jewels, and so
deluded and put off a proud, vain, fantastical, housewife. How much better
were it for our matrons to do as she did, to go civilly and decently,
[5038]Honestae mulieris instar quae utitur auro pro eo quod est, ad ea
tantum quibus opus est, to use gold as it is gold, and for that use it
serves, and when they need it, than to consume it in riot, beggar their
husbands, prostitute themselves, inveigle others, and peradventure damn
their own souls? How much more would it be for their honour and credit?
Thus doing, as Hierom said of Blesilla, [5039]Furius did not so triumph
over the Gauls, Papyrius of the Samnites, Scipio of Numantia, as she did by
her temperance;
pulla semper veste, &c., they should insult and domineer
over lust, folly, vainglory, all such inordinate, furious and unruly
passions.
But I am over tedious, I confess, and whilst I stand gaping after fine clothes, there is another great allurement, (in the world's eye at least) which had like to have stolen out of sight, and that is money, veniunt a dote sagittae, money makes the match; [5040]Μονὸν ἄργυρον βλέπουσιν: 'tis like sauce to their meat, cum carne condimentum, a good dowry with a wife. Many men if they do hear but of a great portion, a rich heir, are more mad than if they had all the beauteous ornaments, and those good parts art and nature can afford, they [5041]care not for honesty, bringing up, birth, beauty, person, but for money.
If he be rich, he is the man,a fine man, and a proper man, she will go to Jacaktres or Tidore with him; Galesimus de monte aureo. Sir Giles Goosecap, Sir Amorous La-Fool, shall have her. And as Philemasium in [5046] Aristaenetus told Emmusus, absque argento omnia vana, hang him that hath no money,
'tis to no purpose to talk of marriage without means,[5047] trouble me not with such motions; let others do as they will,
I'll be sure to have one shall maintain me fine and brave.Most are of her mind, [5048] De moribus ultima fiet questio, for his conditions, she shall inquire after them another time, or when all is done, the match made, and everybody gone home. [5049]Lucian's Lycia was a proper young maid, and had many fine gentlemen to her suitors; Ethecles, a senator's son, Melissus, a merchant, &c.; but she forsook them all for one Passius, a base, hirsute, bald-pated knave; but why was it?
His father lately died and left him sole heir of his goods and lands.This is not amongst your dust-worms alone, poor snakes that will prostitute their souls for money, but with this bait you may catch our most potent, puissant, and illustrious princes. That proud upstart domineering Bishop of Ely, in the time of Richard the First, viceroy in his absence, as [5050]Nubergensis relates it, to fortify himself, and maintain his greatness, propinquarum suarum connubiis, plurimos sibi potentes et nobiles devincire curavit, married his poor kinswomen (which came forth of Normandy by droves) to the chiefest nobles of the land, and they were glad to accept of such matches, fair or foul, for themselves, their sons, nephews, &c. Et quis tam praeclaram aflinitatem sub spe magnae promotionis non optaret? Who would not have done as much for money and preferment? as mine author [5051]adds. Vortiger, King of Britain, married Rowena the daughter of Hengist the Saxon prince, his mortal enemy; but wherefore? she had Kent for her dowry. Iagello the great Duke of Lithuania, 1386, was mightily enamoured on Hedenga, insomuch that he turned Christian from a Pagan, and was baptised himself by the name of Uladislaus, and all his subjects for her sake: but why was it? she was daughter and heir of Poland, and his desire was to have both kingdoms incorporated into one. Charles the Great was an earnest suitor to Irene the Empress, but, saith [5052]Zonarus, ob regnum, to annex the empire of the East to that of the West. Yet what is the event of all such matches, that are so made for money, goods, by deceit, or for burning lust, quos foeda libido conjunxit, what follows? they are almost mad at first, but 'tis a mere flash; as chaff and straw soon fired, burn vehemently for a while, yet out in a moment; so are all such matches made by those allurements of burning lust; where there is no respect of honesty, parentage, virtue, religion, education, and the like, they are extinguished in an instant, and instead of love comes hate; for joy, repentance and desperation itself. Franciscus Barbarus in his first book de re uxoria, c. 5, hath a story of one Philip of Padua that fell in love with a common whore, and was now ready to run mad for her; his father having no more sons let him enjoy her; [5053]
but after a few days, the young man began to loath, could not so much as endure the sight of her, and from one madness fell into another.Such event commonly have all these lovers; and he that so marries, or for such respects, let them look for no better success than Menelaus had with Helen, Vulcan with Venus, Theseus with Phaedra, Minos with Pasiphae, and Claudius with Messalina; shame, sorrow, misery, melancholy, discontent.
All these allurements hitherto are afar off, and at a distance; I will come
nearer to those other degrees of love, which are conference, kissing,
dalliance, discourse, singing, dancing, amorous tales, objects, presents,
&c., which as so many sirens steal away the hearts of men and women. For,
as Tacitus observes, l. 2, [5054]It is no sufficient trial of a maid's
affection by her eyes alone, but you must say something that shall be more
available, and use such other forcible engines; therefore take her by the
hand, wring her fingers hard, and sigh withal; if she accept this in good
part, and seem not to be much averse, then call her mistress, take her
about the neck and kiss her, &c.
But this cannot be done except they first
get opportunity of living, or coming together, ingress, egress, and
regress; letters and commendations may do much, outward gestures and
actions: but when they come to live near one another, in the same street,
village, or together in a house, love is kindled on a sudden. Many a
serving-man by reason of this opportunity and importunity inveigles his
master's daughter, many a gallant loves a dowdy, many a gentleman runs upon
his wife's maids; many ladies dote upon their men, as the queen in Ariosto
did upon the dwarf, many matches are so made in haste, and they are
compelled as it were by [5055]necessity so to love, which had they been
free, come in company of others, seen that variety which many places
afford, or compared them to a third, would never have looked one upon
another. Or had not that opportunity of discourse and familiarity been
offered, they would have loathed and contemned those whom, for want of
better choice and other objects, they are fatally driven on, and by reason
of their hot blood, idle life, full diet, &c., are forced to dote upon them
that come next. And many times those which at the first sight cannot fancy
or affect each other, but are harsh and ready to disagree, offended with
each other's carriage, like Benedict and Beatrice in the [5056]comedy, and
in whom they find many faults, by this living together in a house,
conference, kissing, colling, and such like allurements, begin at last to
dote insensibly one upon another.
It was the greatest motive that Potiphar's wife had to dote upon Joseph,
and [5057]Clitiphon upon Leucippe his uncle's daughter, because the plague
being at Bizance, it was his fortune for a time to sojourn with her, to sit
next her at the table, as he tells the tale himself in Tatius, lib. 2.
(which, though it be but a fiction, is grounded upon good observation, and
doth well express the passions of lovers), he had opportunity to take her
by the hand, and after a while to kiss, and handle her paps, &c., [5058]
which made him almost mad. Ismenias the orator makes the like confession in
Eustathius, lib. 1, when he came first to Sosthene's house, and sat at
table with Cratistes his friend, Ismene, Sosthene's daughter, waiting on
them with her breasts open, arms half bare,
[5059]Nuda pedem, discincta
sinum, spoliata lacertos; after the Greek fashion in those times,—[5060]
nudos media plus parte lacertos, as Daphne was when she fled from
Phoebus (which moved him much), was ever ready to give attendance on him,
to fill him drink, her eyes were never off him, rogabundi oculi, those
speaking eyes, courting eyes, enchanting eyes; but she was still smiling on
him, and when they were risen, that she had got a little opportunity,
[5061]she came and drank to him, and withal trod upon his toes, and would
come and go, and when she could not speak for the company, she would wring
his hand,
and blush when she met him: and by this means first she overcame
him (bibens amorem hauriebam simul), she would kiss the cup and drink to
him, and smile, and drink where he drank on that side of the cup,
by
which mutual compressions, kissings, wringing of hands, treading of feet,
&c. Ipsam mihi videbar sorbillare virginem, I sipped and sipped so long,
till at length I was drunk in love upon a sudden. Philocharinus, in [5062]
Aristaenetus, met a fair maid by chance, a mere stranger to him, he looked
back at her, she looked back at him again, and smiled withal.
This opportunity of time and place, with their circumstances, are so
forcible motives, that it is impossible almost for two young folks equal in
years to live together, and not be in love, especially in great houses,
princes' courts, where they are idle in summo gradu, fare well, live at
ease, and cannot tell otherwise how to spend their time. [5065]Illic
Hippolitum pone, Priapus erit. Achilles was sent by his mother Thetis to
the island of Scyros in the Aegean sea (where Lycomedes then reigned) in his
nonage to be brought up; to avoid that hard destiny of the oracle (he
should be slain at the siege of Troy): and for that cause was nurtured in
Genesco, amongst the king's children in a woman's habit; but see the event:
he compressed Deidamia, the king's fair daughter, and had a fine son,
called Pyrrhus by her. Peter Abelard the philosopher, as he tells the tale
himself, being set by Fulbertus her uncle to teach Heloise his lovely
niece, and to that purpose sojourned in his house, and had committed agnam
tenellam famelico lupo, I use his own words, he soon got her good will,
plura erant oscula quam sententiae and he read more of love than any other
lecture; such pretty feats can opportunity plea; primum domo conjuncti,
inde animis, &c. But when as I say, nox, vinum, et adolescentia, youth,
wine, and night, shall concur, nox amoris et quietis conscia, 'tis a
wonder they be not all plunged over head and ears in love; for youth is
benigna in amorem, et prona materies, a very combustible matter, naphtha
itself, the fuel of love's fire, and most apt to kindle it. If there be
seven servants in an ordinary house, you shall have three couple in some
good liking at least, and amongst idle persons how should it be otherwise?
Living at [5066]Rome,
saith Aretine's Lucretia, in the flower of my
fortunes, rich, fair, young, and so well brought up, my conversation, age,
beauty, fortune, made all the world admire and love me.
Night alone, that
one occasion, is enough to set all on fire, and they are so cunning in
great houses, that they make their best advantage of it: Many a
gentlewoman, that is guilty to herself of her imperfections, paintings,
impostures, will not willingly be seen by day, but as [5067]Castilio
noteth, in the night, Diem ut glis odit, taedarum lucem super omnia
mavult, she hateth the day like a dormouse, and above all things loves
torches and candlelight, and if she must come abroad in the day, she
covets, as [5068]in a mercer's shop, a very obfuscate and obscure sight.
And good reason she hath for it: Nocte latent mendae, and many an amorous
gull is fetched over by that means. Gomesius lib. 3. de sale gen. c.
22. gives instance in a Florentine gentleman, that was so deceived with a
wife, she was so radiantly set out with rings and jewels, lawns, scarves,
laces, gold, spangles, and gaudy devices, that the young man took her to be
a goddess (for he never saw her but by torchlight); but after the wedding
solemnities, when as he viewed her the next morning without her tires, and
in a clear day, she was so deformed, a lean, yellow, shrivelled, &c., such
a beastly creature in his eyes, that he could not endure to look upon her.
Such matches are frequently made in Italy, where they have no other
opportunity to woo but when they go to church, or, as [5069]in Turkey, see
them at a distance, they must interchange few or no words, till such time
they come to be married, and then as Sardus lib. 1. cap. 3. de morb.
gent. and [5070]Bohemus relate of those old Lacedaemonians, the bride is
brought into the chamber, with her hair girt about her, the bridegroom
comes in and unties the knot, and must not see her at all by daylight, till
such time as he is made a father by her.
In those hotter countries these
are ordinary practices at this day; but in our northern parts, amongst
Germans, Danes, French, and Britons, the continent of Scandia and the rest,
we assume more liberty in such cases; we allow them, as Bohemus saith, to
kiss coming and going, et modo absit lascivia, in cauponem ducere, to
talk merrily, sport, play, sing, and dance so that it be modestly done, go
to the alehouse and tavern together. And 'tis not amiss, though [5071]
Chrysostom, Cyprian, Hierome, and some other of the fathers speak bitterly
against it: but that is the abuse which is commonly seen at some drunken
matches, dissolute meetings, or great unruly feasts. [5072]A young,
pickedevanted, trim-bearded fellow,
saith Hierome, will come with a company
of compliments, and hold you up by the arm as you go, and wringing your
fingers, will so be enticed, or entice: one drinks to you, another
embraceth, a third kisseth, and all this while the fiddler plays or sings a
lascivious song; a fourth singles you out to dance, [5073]one speaks by
beck and signs, and that which he dares not say, signifies by passions;
amongst so many and so great provocations of pleasure, lust conquers the
most hard and crabbed minds, and scarce can a man live honest amongst
feastings, and sports, or at such great meetings.
For as he goes on,
[5074]she walks along and with the ruffling of her clothes, makes men
look at her, her shoes creak, her paps tied up, her waist pulled in to make
her look small, she is straight girded, her hairs hang loose about her
ears, her upper garment sometimes falls, and sometimes tarries to show her
naked shoulders, and as if she would not be seen, she covers that in all
haste, which voluntarily she showed.
And not at feasts, plays, pageants,
and such assemblies, [5075]but as Chrysostom objects, these tricks are put
in practice at service time in churches, and at the communion itself.
If
such dumb shows, signs, and more obscure significations of love can so
move, what shall they do that have full liberty to sing, dance, kiss, coll,
to use all manner of discourse and dalliance! What shall he do that is
beleaguered of all sides?
O good God, when Lais speaks, how sweet it is!Philocolus exclaims in Aristenaetus, to hear a fair young gentlewoman play upon the virginals, lute, viol, and sing to it, which as Gellius observes, lib. 1. cap. 11. are lascivientium delicicae, the chief delight of lovers, must needs be a great enticement. Parthenis was so taken. [5080]Mi vox ista avida haurit ab aure animam: O sister Harpedona (she laments) I am undone, [5081]
how sweetly he sings, I'll speak a bold word, he is the properest man that ever I saw in my life: O how sweetly he sings, I die for his sake, O that he would love me again!If thou didst but hear her sing, saith [5082]Lucian,
thou wouldst forget father and mother, forsake all thy friends, and follow her.Helena is highly commended by [5083]Theocritus the poet for her sweet voice and music; none could play so well as she, and Daphnis in the same Edyllion,
he heard her play by chance upon the lute, and sing a pretty song to it in commendations of a rose,out of old Anacreon belike;
and that ravished his heart.It was Jason's discourse as much as his beauty, or any other of his good parts, which delighted Medea so much.
as bulls' horns are bound with ropes, so are men's hearts with pleasant words.
Her words burn as fire,Eccles. ix. 10. Roxalana bewitched Suleiman the Magnificent, and Shore's wife by this engine overcame Edward the Fourth, [5087]Omnibus una omnes surripuit Veneres. The wife of Bath in Chaucer confesseth all this out of her experience.
[5088]Peter Aretine's Lucretia telleth as much and more of herself, I
counterfeited honesty, as if I had been virgo virginissima, more than a
vestal virgin, I looked like a wife, I was so demure and chaste, I did add
such gestures, tunes, speeches, signs and motions upon all occasions, that
my spectators and auditors were stupefied, enchanted, fastened all to their
places, like so many stocks and stones.
Many silly gentlewomen are fetched
over in like sort, by a company of gulls and swaggering companions, that
frequently belie noblemen's favours, rhyming Coribantiasmi, Thrasonean
Rhadomantes or Bombomachides, that have nothing in them but a few player's
ends and compliments, vain braggadocians, impudent intruders, that can
discourse at table of knights and lords' combats, like [5089]Lucian's
Leonitiscus, of other men's travels, brave adventures, and such common
trivial news, ride, dance, sing old ballad tunes, and wear their clothes in
fashion, with a good grace; a fine sweet gentleman, a proper man, who could
not love him! She will have him though all her friends say no, though she
beg with him. Some again are incensed by reading amorous toys, Amadis de
Gaul, Palmerin de Oliva, the Knight of the Sun, &c., or hearing such tales
of [5090]lovers, descriptions of their persons, lascivious discourses,
such as Astyanassa, Helen's waiting-woman, by the report of Suidas, writ of
old, de variis concubitus modis, and after her Philenis and Elephantine;
or those light tracts of[5091]Aristides Milesius (mentioned by Plutarch)
and found by the Persians in Crassus' army amongst the spoils, Aretine's
dialogues, with ditties, love songs, &c., must needs set them on fire, with
such like pictures, as those of Aretine, or wanton objects of what kind
soever; no stronger engine than to hear or read of love toys, fables and
discourses
([5092]one saith) and many by this means are quite mad.
At
Abdera in Thrace (Andromeda one of Euripides' tragedies being played) the
spectators were so much moved with the object, and those pathetical love
speeches of Perseus, amongst the rest, O Cupid, Prince of Gods and men,
&c. that every man almost a good while after spake pure iambics, and raved
still on Perseus' speech, O Cupid, Prince of Gods and men.
As carmen,
boys and apprentices, when a new song is published with us, go singing that
new tune still in the streets, they continually acted that tragical part of
Perseus, and in every man's mouth was O Cupid,
in every street, O
Cupid,
in every house almost, O Cupid, Prince of Gods and men,
pronouncing still like stage-players, O Cupid;
they were so possessed all
with that rapture, and thought of that pathetical love speech, they could
not a long time after forget, or drive it out of their minds, but O Cupid,
Prince of Gods and men,
was ever in their mouths. This belike made
Aristotle, Polit. lib. 7. cap. 18. forbid young men to see comedies, or
to hear amorous tales.
let not young folks meddle at all with such matters.And this made the Romans, as [5094]Vitruvius relates, put Venus' temple in the suburbs, extra murum, ne adolescentes venereis insuescant, to avoid all occasions and objects. For what will not such an object do? Ismenias, as he walked in Sosthene's garden, being now in love, when he saw so many [5095]lascivious pictures, Thetis' marriage, and I know not what, was almost beside himself. And to say truth, with a lascivious object who is not moved, to see others dally, kiss, dance? And much more when he shall come to be an actor himself.
To kiss and be kissed, which, amongst other lascivious provocations, is as
a burden in a song, and a most forcible battery, as infectious, [5096]
Xenophon thinks, as the poison of a spider; a great allurement, a fire
itself, prooemium aut anticoenium, the prologue of burning lust (as
Apuleius adds), lust itself, [5097]Venus quinta parte sui nectaris imbuit,
a strong assault, that conquers captains, and those all commanding forces,
([5098]Domasque ferro sed domaris osculo). [5099]Aretine's Lucretia,
when she would in kindness overcome a suitor of hers, and have her desire
of him, took him about the neck, and kissed him again and again,
and to
that, which she could not otherwise effect, she made him so speedily and
willingly condescend. And 'tis a continual assault,—[5100]hoc non
deficit incipitque semper, always fresh, and ready to [5101]begin as at
first, basium nullo fine terminatur, sed semper recens est, and hath a
fiery touch with it.
They breathe out their souls and spirits together with their kisses,saith [5108]Balthazar Castilio,
change hearts and spirits, and mingle affections as they do kisses, and it is rather a connection of the mind than of the body.And although these kisses be delightsome and pleasant, Ambrosial kisses, [5109]Suaviolum dulci dulcius Ambrosia, such as [5110] Ganymede gave Jupiter, Nectare suavius, sweeter than [5111]nectar, balsam, honey, [5112]Oscula merum amorem stillantia, love-dropping kisses; for
That which I aim at, is to show you the progress of this burning lust; to epitomise therefore all this which I have hitherto said, with a familiar example out of that elegant Musaeus, observe but with me those amorous proceedings of Leander and Hero: they began first to look one on another with a lascivious look,
Many such allurements there are, nods, jests, winks, smiles, wrestlings, tokens, favours, symbols, letters, valentines, &c. For which cause belike, Godfridus lib. 2. de amor. would not have women learn to write. Many such provocations are used when they come in presence, [5123]10 they will and will not,
Though I was by nature and art most beautiful and fair, yet by these tricks I seemed to be far more amiable than I was, for that which men earnestly seek and cannot attain, draws on their affection with a most furious desire. I had a suitor loved me dearly(said she),
and the [5126]more he gave me, the more eagerly he wooed me, the more I seemed to neglect, to scorn him, and which I commonly gave others, I would not let him see me, converse with me, no, not have a kiss.To gull him the more, and fetch him over (for him only I aimed at) I personated mine own servant to bring in a present from a Spanish count, whilst he was in my company, as if he had been the count's servant, which he did excellently well perform: [5127]Comes de monte Turco,
my lord and master hath sent your ladyship a small present, and part of his hunting, a piece of venison, a pheasant, a few partridges, &c. (all which she bought with her own money), commends his love and service to you, desiring you to accept of it in good part, and he means very shortly to come and see you.Withal she showed him rings, gloves, scarves, coronets which others had sent her, when there was no such matter, but only to circumvent him. [5128]By these means (as she concludes)
I made the poor gentleman so mad, that he was ready to spend himself, and venture his dearest blood for my sake.Philinna, in [5129]Lucian, practised all this long before, as it shall appear unto you by her discourse; for when Diphilus her sweetheart came to see her (as his daily custom was) she frowned upon him, would not vouchsafe him her company, but kissed Lamprius his co-rival, at the same time [5130]before his face: but why was it? To make him (as she telleth her mother that chid her for it) more jealous; to whet his love, to come with a greater appetite, and to know that her favour was not so easy to be had. Many other tricks she used besides this (as she there confesseth), for she would fall out with, and anger him of set purpose, pick quarrels upon no occasion, because she would be reconciled to him again. Amantium irae amoris redintegratio, as the old saying is, the falling out of lovers is the renewing of love; and according to that of Aristenaetis, jucundiores amorum post injurias deliciae, love is increased by injuries, as the sunbeams are more gracious after a cloud. And surely this aphorism is most true; for as Ampelis informs Crisis in the said Lucian, [5131]
If a lover be not jealous, angry, waspish, apt to fall out, sigh and swear, he is no true lover.To kiss and coll, hang about her neck, protest, swear and wish, are but ordinary symptoms, incipientis adhuc et crescentis amoris signa; but if he be jealous, angry, apt to mistake, &c., bene speres licet, sweet sister he is thine own; yet if you let him alone, humour him, please him, &c., and that he perceive once he hath you sure, without any co-rival, his love will languish, and he will not care so much for you. Hitherto (saith she) can I speak out of experience; Demophantus a rich fellow was a suitor of mine, I seemed to neglect him, and gave better entertainment to Calliades the painter before his face, principio abiit, verbis me insectatus, at first he went away all in a chafe, cursing and swearing, but at last he came submitting himself, vowing and protesting he loved me most dearly, I should have all he had, and that he would kill himself for my sake. Therefore I advise thee (dear sister Crisis) and all maids, not to use your suitors over kindly; insolentes enim sunt hoc cum sentiunt, 'twill make them proud and insolent; but now and then reject them, estrange thyself, et si me audies semel atque iterum exclude, shut him out of doors once or twice, let him dance attendance; follow my counsel, and by this means [5132]you shall make him mad, come off roundly, stand to any conditions, and do whatsoever you will have him. These are the ordinary practices; yet in the said Lucian, Melissa methinks had a trick beyond all this; for when her suitor came coldly on, to stir him up, she writ one of his co-rival's names and her own in a paper, Melissa amat Hermotimum, Hermotimus Mellissam, causing it to be stuck upon a post, for all gazers to behold, and lost it in the way where he used to walk; which when the silly novice perceived, statim ut legit credidit, instantly apprehended it was so, came raving to me, &c. [5133]
and so when I was in despair of his love, four months after I recovered him again.Eugenia drew Timocles for her valentine, and wore his name a long time after in her bosom: Camaena singled out Pamphilus to dance, at Myson's wedding (some say), for there she saw him first; Felicianus overtook Caelia by the highway side, offered his service, thence came further acquaintance, and thence came love. But who can repeat half their devices? What Aretine experienced, what conceited Lucian, or wanton Aristenaetus? They will deny and take, stiffly refuse, and yet earnestly seek the same, repel to make them come with more eagerness, fly from if you follow, but if averse, as a shadow they will follow you again, fugientem sequitur, sequentem fugit; with a regaining retreat, a gentle reluctancy, a smiling threat, a pretty pleasant peevishness they will put you off, and have a thousand such several enticements. For as he saith,
some young, some of one age, some of another, some winged, some of one sex, some of another, some with torches, some with golden apples, some with darts, gins, snares, and other engines in their hands,as Propertius hath prettily painted them out, lib. 2. et 29. and which some interpret, diverse enticements, or diverse affections of lovers, which if not alone, yet jointly may batter and overcome the strongest constitutions.
It is reported of Decius, and Valerianus, those two notorious persecutors
of the church, that when they could enforce a young Christian by no means
(as [5136]Hierome records) to sacrifice to their idols, by no torments or
promises, they took another course to tempt him: they put him into a fair
garden, and set a young courtesan to dally with him, [5137]took him about
the neck and kissed him, and that which is not to be named,
manibusque
attrectare, &c., and all those enticements which might be used, that whom
torments could not, love might batter and beleaguer. But such was his
constancy, she could not overcome, and when this last engine would take no
place, they left him to his own ways. At [5138]Berkley in Gloucestershire,
there was in times past a nunnery (saith Gualterus Mapes, an old
historiographer, that lived 400 years since), of which there was a noble
and a fair lady abbess: Godwin, that subtile Earl of Kent, travelling that
way, (seeking not her but hers) leaves a nephew of his, a proper young
gallant (as if he had been sick) with her, till he came back again, and
gives the young man charge so long to counterfeit, till he had deflowered
the abbess, and as many besides of the nuns as he could, and leaves him
withal rings, jewels, girdles, and such toys to give them still, when they
came to visit him. The young man, willing to undergo such a business,
played his part so well, that in short space he got up most of their
bellies, and when he had done, told his lord how he had sped: [5139]his
lord made instantly to the court, tells the king how such a nunnery was
become a bawdy-house, procures a visitation, gets them to be turned out,
and begs the lands to his own use.
This story I do therefore repeat, that
you may see of what force these enticements are, if they be opportunely
used, and how hard it is even for the most averse and sanctified souls to
resist such allurements. John Major in the life of John the monk, that
lived in the days of Theodosius, commends the hermit to have been a man of
singular continency, and of a most austere life; but one night by chance
the devil came to his cell in the habit of a young market wench that had
lost her way, and desired for God's sake some lodging with him. [5140]The
old man let her in, and after some common conference of her mishap, she
began to inveigle him with lascivious talk and jests, to play with his
beard, to kiss him, and do worse, till at last she overcame him. As he went
to address himself to that business, she vanished on a sudden, and the
devils in the air laughed him to scorn.
Whether this be a true story, or a
tale, I will not much contend, it serves to illustrate this which I have
said.
Yet were it so, that these of which I have hitherto spoken, and such like
enticing baits, be not sufficient, there be many others, which will of
themselves intend this passion of burning lust, amongst which, dancing is
none of the least; and it is an engine of such force, I may not omit it.
Incitamentum libidinis, Petrarch calls it, the spur of lust. A [5141]
circle of which the devil himself is the centre. [5142]Many women that use
it, have come dishonest home, most indifferent, none better.
[5143]
Another terms it the companion of all filthy delights and enticements,
and 'tis not easily told what inconveniences come by it, what scurrile talk,
obscene actions,
and many times such monstrous gestures, such lascivious
motions, such wanton tunes, meretricious kisses, homely embracings.
the king was not a spectator only, but a principal actor himself.A thing nevertheless frequently used, and part of a gentlewoman's bringing up, to sing, dance, and play on the lute, or some such instrument, before she can say her paternoster, or ten commandments. 'Tis the next way their parents think to get them husbands, they are compelled to learn, and by that means, [5146]Incoestos amores de tenero meditantur ungue; 'tis a great allurement as it is often used, and many are undone by it. Thais, in Lucian, inveigled Lamprias in a dance, Herodias so far pleased Herod, that she made him swear to give her what she would ask, John Baptist's head in a platter. [5147]Robert, Duke of Normandy, riding by Falais, spied Arlette, a fair maid, as she danced on a green, and was so much enamoured with the object, that [5148]she must needs lie with her that night. Owen Tudor won Queen Catherine's affection in. a dance, falling by chance with his head in her lap. Who cannot parallel these stories out of his experience? Speusippas a noble gallant in [5149]that Greek Aristenaetus, seeing Panareta a fair young gentlewoman dancing by accident, was so far in love with her, that for a long time after he could think of nothing but Panareta: he came raving home full of Panareta:
Who would not admire her, who would not love her, that should but see her dance as I did? O admirable, O divine Panareta! I have seen old and new Rome, many fair cities, many proper women, but never any like to Panareta, they are dross, dowdies all to Panareta! O how she danced, how she tripped, how she turned, with what a grace! happy is that man that shall enjoy her. O most incomparable, only, Panareta!When Xenophon, in Symposio, or Banquet, had discoursed of love, and used all the engines that might be devised, to move Socrates, amongst the rest, to stir him the more, he shuts up all with a pleasant interlude or dance of Dionysius and Ariadne. [5150]
First Ariadne dressed like a bride came in and took her place; by and by Dionysius entered, dancing to the music. The spectators did all admire the young man's carriage; and Ariadne herself was so much affected with the sight, that she could scarce sit. After a while Dionysius beholding Ariadne, and incensed with love, bowing to her knees, embraced her first, and kissed her with a grace; she embraced him again, and kissed him with like affection, &c., as the dance required; but they that stood by, and saw this, did much applaud and commend them both for it. And when Dionysius rose up, he raised her up with him, and many pretty gestures, embraces, kisses, and love compliments passed between them: which when they saw fair Bacchus and beautiful Ariadne so sweetly and so unfeignedly kissing each other, so really embracing, they swore they loved indeed, and were so inflamed with the object, that they began to rouse up themselves, as if they would have flown. At the last when they saw them still, so willingly embracing, and now ready to go to the bride-chamber, they were so ravished, with it, that they that were unmarried, swore they would forthwith marry, and those that were married called instantly for their horses, and galloped home to their wives.What greater motive can there be than this burning lust? what so violent an oppugner? Not without good cause therefore so many general councils condemn it, so many fathers abhor it, so many grave men speak against it;
Use not the company of a woman,saith Siracides, 8. 4.
that is a singer, or a dancer; neither hear, lest thou be taken in her craftiness.In circo non tam cernitur quam discitur libido. [5151]Haedus holds, lust in theatres is not seen, but learned. Gregory Nazianzen that eloquent divine, ([5152]as he relates the story himself,) when a noble friend of his solemnly invited him with other bishops, to his daughter Olympia's wedding, refused to come: [5153]
For it is absurd to see an old gouty bishop sit amongst dancers;he held it unfit to be a spectator, much less an actor. Nemo saltat sobrius, Tully writes, he is not a sober man that danceth; for some such reason (belike) Domitian forbade the Roman senators to dance, and for that fact removed many of them from the senate. But these, you will say, are lascivious and Pagan dances, 'tis the abuse that causeth such inconvenience, and I do not well therefore to condemn, speak against, or
innocently to accuse the best and pleasantest thing (so [5154]Lucian calls it) that belongs to mortal men.You misinterpret, I condemn it not; I hold it notwithstanding an honest disport, a lawful recreation, if it be opportune, moderately and soberly used: I am of Plutarch's mind, [5155]
that which respects pleasure alone, honest recreation, or bodily exercise, ought not to be rejected and contemned:I subscribe to [5156]Lucian,
'tis an elegant thing, which cheereth up the mind, exerciseth the body, delights the spectators, which teacheth many comely gestures, equally affecting the ears, eyes, and soul itself.Sallust discommends singing and dancing in Sempronia, not that she did sing or dance, but that she did it in excess, 'tis the abuse of it; and Gregory's refusal doth not simply condemn it, but in some folks. Many will not allow men and women to dance together, because it is a provocation to lust: they may as well, with Lycurgus and Mahomet, cut down all vines, forbid the drinking of wine, for that it makes some men drunk.
There is a time to mourn, a time to dance,Eccles. iii. 4. Let them take their pleasures then, and as [5159] he said of old,
young men and maids flourishing in their age, fair and lovely to behold, well attired, and of comely carriage, dancing a Greek galliard, and as their dance required, kept their time, now turning, now tracing, now apart now altogether, now a courtesy then a caper,&c., and it was a pleasant sight to see those pretty knots, and swimming figures. The sun and moon (some say) dance about the earth, the three upper planets about the sun as their centre, now stationary, now direct, now retrograde, now in apogee, then in perigee, now swift then slow, occidental, oriental, they turn round, jump and trace, ♂ and ☿ about the sun with those thirty-three Maculae or Bourbonian planet, circa Solem saltantes Cytharedum, saith Fromundus. Four Medicean stars dance about Jupiter, two Austrian about Saturn, &c., and all (belike) to the music of the spheres. Our greatest counsellors, and staid senators, at some times dance, as David before the ark, 2 Sam. vi. 14. Miriam, Exod. xv. 20. Judith, xv. 13. (though the devil hence perhaps hath brought in those bawdy bacchanals), and well may they do it. The greatest soldiers, as [5160] Quintilianus, [5161]Aemilius Probus, [5162]Coelius Rhodiginus, have proved at large, still use it in Greece, Rome, and the most worthy senators, cantare, saltare. Lucian, Macrobius, Libanus, Plutarch, Julius, Pollux, Athenaeus, have written just tracts in commendation of it. In this our age it is in much request in those countries, as in all civil commonwealths, as Alexander ab Alexandro, lib. 4. cap. 10. et lib. 2. cap. 25. hath proved at large, [5163]amongst the barbarians themselves none so precious; all the world allows it.
that young folks might meet, be acquainted, see one another, and be seen;nay more, he would have them dance naked; and scoffs at them that laugh at it. But Eusebius praepar. Evangel. lib. 1. cap. 11. and Theodoret lib. 9. curat. graec. affect. worthily lash him for it; and well they might: for as one saith, [5166]
the very sight of naked parts causeth enormous, exceeding concupiscences, and stirs up both men and women to burning lust.There is a mean in all things: this is my censure in brief; dancing is a pleasant recreation of body and mind, if sober and modest (such as our Christian dances are); if tempestively used, a furious motive to burning lust; if as by Pagans heretofore, unchastely abused. But I proceed.
If these allurements do not take place, for [5167]Simierus, that great master of dalliance, shall not behave himself better, the more effectually to move others, and satisfy their lust, they will swear and lie, promise, protest, forge, counterfeit, brag, bribe, flatter and dissemble of all sides. 'Twas Lucretia's counsel in Aretine, Si vis amica frui, promitte, finge, jura, perjura, jacta, simula, mentire; and they put it well in practice, as Apollo to Daphne,
I have a thousand sheep, good store of cattle, and they are all at her command,
house, land, goods, are at her service,as he is himself. Dinomachus, a senator's son in [5172]Lucian, in love with a wench inferior to him in birth and fortunes, the sooner to accomplish his desire, wept unto her, and swore he loved her with all his heart, and her alone, and that as soon as ever his father died (a very rich man and almost decrepit) he would make her his wife. The maid by chance made her mother acquainted with the business, who being an old fox, well experienced in such matters, told her daughter, now ready to yield to his desire, that he meant nothing less, for dost thou think he will ever care for thee, being a poor wench, [5173]that may have his choice of all the beauties in the city, one noble by birth, with so many talents, as young, better qualified, and fairer than thyself? daughter believe him not: the maid was abashed, and so the matter broke off. When Jupiter wooed Juno first (Lilius Giraldus relates it out of an old comment on Theocritus) the better to effect his suit, he turned himself into a cuckoo, and spying her one day walking alone, separated from the other goddesses, caused a tempest suddenly to arise, for fear of which she fled to shelter; Jupiter to avoid the storm likewise flew into her lap, in virginis Junonis gremium devolavit, whom Juno for pity covered in her [5174]apron. But he turned himself forthwith into his own shape, began to embrace and offer violence unto her, sed illa matris metu abnuebat, but she by no means would yield, donec pollicitus connubium obtinuit, till he vowed and swore to marry her, and then she gave consent. This fact was done at Thornax hill, which ever after was called Cuckoo hill, and in perpetual remembrance there was a temple erected to Telia Juno in the same place. So powerful are fair promises, vows, oaths and protestations. It is an ordinary thing too in this case to belie their age, which widows usually do, that mean to marry again, and bachelors too sometimes,
that he might be persuaded those tears were shed for joy of his return.Quartilla in Petronius, when nought would move, fell a weeping, and as Balthazar Castilio paints them out, [5193]
To these crocodile's tears they will add sobs, fiery sighs, and sorrowful countenance, pale colour, leanness, and if you do but stir abroad, these fiends are ready to meet you at every turn, with such a sluttish neglected habit, dejected look, as if they were now ready to die for your sake; and how, saith he, shall a young novice thus beset, escape?But believe them not.
There is a Nemesis, and it cannot choose but grieve and trouble thee, to hear that I have either strangled or drowned myself for thy sake.Nothing so common to this sex as oaths, vows, and protestations, and as I have already said, tears, which they have at command; for they can so weep, that one would think their very hearts were dissolved within them, and would come out in tears; their eyes are like rocks, which still drop water, diariae lachrymae et sudoris in modum lurgeri promptae, saith [5199] Aristaenetus, they wipe away their tears like sweat, weep with one eye, laugh with the other; or as children [5200]weep and cry, they can both together.
will scarce serve to reckon up those allurements and guiles, that men and women use to deceive one another with.
When all other engines fail, that they can proceed no farther of themselves, their last refuge is to fly to bawds, panders, magical philters, and receipts; rather than fail, to the devil himself. Flectere si nequeunt superos, Acheronta movebunt. And by those indirect means many a man is overcome, and precipitated into this malady, if he take not good heed. For these bawds, first, they are everywhere so common, and so many, that, as he said of old [5204]Croton, omnes hic aut captantur, aut captant, either inveigle or be inveigled, we may say of most of our cities, there be so many professed, cunning bawds in them. Besides, bawdry is become an art, or a liberal science, as Lucian calls it; and there be such tricks and subtleties, so many nurses, old women, panders, letter carriers, beggars, physicians, friars, confessors, employed about it, that nullus tradere stilus sufficiat, one saith,
if she cannot have egress, before her window you shall have an old woman, or some prating gossip, tell her some tales of this clerk, and that monk, describing or commending some young gentleman or other unto her.
As I was walking in the street(saith a good fellow in Petronius)
to see the town served one evening, [5211]I spied an old woman in a corner selling of cabbages and roots(as our hucksters do plums, apples, and such like fruits);
mother(quoth he)
can you tell where I can dwell? she, being well pleased with my foolish urbanity, replied, and why, sir, should I not tell? With that she rose up and went before me. I took her for a wise woman, and by-and-by she led me into a by-lane, and told me there I should dwell. I replied again, I knew not the house; but I perceived, on a sudden, by the naked queans, that I was now come into a bawdy-house, and then too late I began to curse the treachery of this old jade.Such tricks you shall have in many places, and amongst the rest it is ordinary in Venice, and in the island of Zante, for a man to be bawd to his own wife. No sooner shall you land or come on shore, but, as the Comical Poet hath it,
with promises and pleasant discourse, with gifts, tokens, and taking their opportunities, they lay nets which Lucretia cannot avoid, and baits that Hippolitus himself would swallow; they make such strong assaults and batteries, that the goddess of virginity cannot withstand them: give gifts and bribes to move Penelope, and with threats able to terrify Susanna. How many Proserpinas, with those catchpoles, doth Pluto take? These are the sleepy rods with which their souls touched descend to hell; this the glue or lime with which the wings of the mind once taken cannot fly away; the devil's ministers to allure, entice,&c. Many young men and maids, without all question, are inveigled by these Eumenides and their associates. But these are trivial and well known. The most sly, dangerous, and cunning bawds, are your knavish physicians, empirics, mass-priests, monks, [5214] Jesuits, and friars. Though it be against Hippocrates' oath, some of them will give a dram, promise to restore maidenheads, and do it without danger, make an abortion if need be, keep down their paps, hinder conception, procure lust, make them able with Satyrions, and now and then step in themselves. No monastery so close, house so private, or prison so well kept, but these honest men are admitted to censure and ask questions, to feel their pulse beat at their bedside, and all under pretence of giving physic. Now as for monks, confessors, and friars, as he said,
wenches could not sleep in their beds for necromantic friars:and the good abbess in Boccaccio may in some sort witness, that rising betimes, mistook and put on the friar's breeches instead of her veil or hat. You have heard the story, I presume, of [5219] Paulina, a chaste matron in Aegesippus, whom one of Isis's priests did prostitute to Mundus, a young knight, and made her believe it was their god Anubis. Many such pranks are played by our Jesuits, sometimes in their own habits, sometimes in others, like soldiers, courtiers, citizens, scholars, gallants, and women themselves. Proteus-like, in all forms and disguises, that go abroad in the night, to inescate and beguile young women, or to have their pleasure of other men's wives; and, if we may believe [5220] some relations, they have wardrobes of several suits in the colleges for that purpose. Howsoever in public they pretend much zeal, seem to be very holy men, and bitterly preach against adultery, fornication, there are no verier bawds or whoremasters in a country; [5221]
whose soul they should gain to God, they sacrifice to the devil.But I spare these men for the present.
The last battering engines are philters, amulets, spells, charms, images, and such unlawful means: if they cannot prevail of themselves by the help of bawds, panders, and their adherents, they will fly for succour to the devil himself. I know there be those that deny the devil can do any such thing (Crato epist. 2. lib. med.), and many divines, there is no other fascination than that which comes by the eyes, of which I have formerly spoken, and if you desire to be better informed, read Camerarius, oper subcis. cent. 2. c. 5. It was given out of old, that a Thessalian wench had bewitched King Philip to dote upon her, and by philters enforced his love; but when Olympia, the Queen, saw the maid of an excellent beauty, well brought up, and qualified—these, quoth she, were the philters which inveigled King Philip; those the true charms, as Henry to Rosamond,
The sole philter that ever I used was kissing and embracing, by which alone I made men rave like beasts stupefied, and compelled them to worship me like an idol.In our times it is a common thing, saith Erastus, in his book de Lamiis, for witches to take upon them the making of these philters, [5224]
to force men and women to love and hate whom they will, to cause tempests, diseases,&c., by charms, spells, characters, knots.—[5225]hic Thessala vendit Philtra. St. Hierome proves that they can do it (as in Hilarius' life, epist. lib. 3); he hath a story of a young man, that with a philter made a maid mad for the love of him, which maid was after cured by Hilarion. Such instances I find in John Nider, Formicar. lib. 5. cap. 5. Plutarch records of Lucullus that he died of a philter; and that Cleopatra used philters to inveigle Antony, amongst other allurements. Eusebius reports as much of Lucretia the poet. Panormitan, lib. 4. de gest. Aphonsi, hath a story of one Stephan, a Neapolitan knight, that by a philter was forced to run mad for love. But of all others, that which [5226]Petrarch, epist. famil. lib. 1. ep. 5, relates of Charles the Great (Charlemagne) is most memorable. He foolishly doted upon a woman of mean favour and condition, many years together, wholly delighting in her company, to the great grief and indignation of his friends and followers. When she was dead, he did embrace her corpse, as Apollo did the bay-tree for his Daphne, and caused her coffin (richly embalmed and decked with jewels) to be carried about with him, over which he still lamented. At last a venerable bishop, that followed his court, prayed earnestly to God (commiserating his lord and master's case) to know the true cause of this mad passion, and whence it proceeded; it was revealed to him, in fine,
that the cause of the emperor's mad love lay under the dead woman's tongue.The bishop went hastily to the carcass, and took a small ring thence; upon the removal the emperor abhorred the corpse, and, instead [5227]of it, fell as furiously in love with the bishop, he would not suffer him to be out of his presence; which when the bishop perceived, he flung the ring into the midst of a great lake, where the king then was. From that hour the emperor neglected all his other houses, dwelt at [5228]Ache, built a fair house in the midst of the marsh, to his infinite expense, and a [5229]temple by it, where after he was buried, and in which city all his posterity ever since use to be crowned. Marcus the heretic is accused by Irenaeus, to have inveigled a young maid by this means; and some writers speak hardly of the Lady Katharine Cobham, that by the same art she circumvented Humphrey Duke of Gloucester to be her husband. Sycinius Aemilianus summoned [5230]Apuleius to come before Cneius Maximus, proconsul of Africa, that he being a poor fellow,
had bewitched by philters Pudentilla, an ancient rich matron, to love him,and, being worth so many thousand sesterces, to be his wife. Agrippa, lib. 1. cap. 48. occult. philos. attributes much in this kind to philters, amulets, images: and Salmutz com. in Pancirol. Tit. 10. de Horol. Leo Afer, lib. 3, saith, 'tis an ordinary practice at Fez in Africa, Praestigiatores ibi plures, qui cogunt amores et concubitus: as skilful all out as that hyperborean magician, of whom Cleodemus, in [5231] Lucian, tells so many fine feats performed in this kind. But Erastus, Wierus, and others are against it; they grant indeed such things may be done, but (as Wierus discourseth, lib. 3. de Lamiis. cap. 37.) not by charms, incantations, philters, but the devil himself; lib. 5. cap. 2. he contends as much; so doth Freitagius, noc. med. cap. 74. Andreas Cisalpinus, cap. 5; and so much Sigismundus Scheretzius, cap. 9. de hirco nocturno, proves at large. [5232]
Unchaste women by the help of these witches, the devil's kitchen maids, have their loves brought to them in the night, and carried back again by a phantasm flying in the air in the likeness of a goat. I have heard(saith he)
divers confess, that they have been so carried on a goat's back to their sweethearts, many miles in a night.Others are of opinion that these feats, which most suppose to be done by charms and philters, are merely effected by natural causes, as by man's blood chemically prepared, which much avails, saith Ernestus Burgravius, in Lucerna vitae et mortis Indice, ad amorem conciliandum et odium, (so huntsmen make their dogs love them, and farmers their pullen,) 'tis an excellent philter, as he holds, sed vulgo prodere grande nefas, but not fit to be made common: and so be Mala insana, mandrake roots, mandrake [5233]apples, precious stones, dead men's clothes, candles, mala Bacchica, panis porcinus, Hyppomanes, a certain hair in a [5234]wolf's tail, &c., of which Rhasis, Dioscorides, Porta, Wecker, Rubeus, Mizaldus, Albertus, treat: a swallow's heart, dust of a dove's heart, multum valent linguae viperarum, cerebella asinorum, tela equina, palliola quibus infantes obvoluti nascuntur, funis strangulati hominis, lapis de nido Aquilae, &c. See more in Sckenkius observat. medicinal, lib. 4. &c., which are as forcible and of as much virtue as that fountain Salmacis in [5235] Vitruvius, Ovid, Strabo, that made all such mad for love that drank of it, or that hot bath at [5236]Aix in Germany, wherein Cupid once dipped his arrows, which ever since hath a peculiar virtue to make them lovers all that wash in it. But hear the poet's own description of it,
Love toys and dalliance, pleasantness, sweetness, persuasions, subtleties, gentle speeches, and all witchcraft to enforce love, was contained.Read more of these in Agrippa de occult. Philos. lib. 1. cap. 50. et 45. Malleus malefic. part. 1. quaest. 7. Delrio tom. 2. quest. 3. lib. 3. Wierus, Pomponatis, cap. 8. de incantat. Ficinus, lib. 13. Theol. Plat. Calcagninus, &c.
Symptoms are either of body or mind; of body, paleness, leanness, dryness,
&c. [5238]Pallidus omnis amans, color hic est aptus amanti, as the poet
describes lovers: fecit amor maciem, love causeth leanness. [5239]
Avicenna de Ilishi, c. 33. makes hollow eyes, dryness, symptoms of this
disease, to go smiling to themselves, or acting as if they saw or heard
some delectable object.
Valleriola, lib. 3. observat. cap. 7.
Laurentius, cap. 10. Aelianus Montaltus de Her. amore. Langius,
epist. 24. lib. 1. epist. med. deliver as much, corpus exangue
pallet, corpus gracile, oculi cavi, lean, pale,—ut nudis qui pressit
calcibus anguem, as one who trod with naked foot upon a snake,
hollow-eyed, their eyes are hidden in their heads,—[5240]Tenerque nitidi
corposis cecidit decor, they pine away, and look ill with waking, cares,
sighs.
And eyes that once rivalled the locks of Phoebus, lose the patrial and paternal lustre.With groans, griefs, sadness, dullness,
because of the distraction of the spirits the liver doth not perform his part, nor turns the aliment into blood as it ought, and for that cause the members are weak for want of sustenance, they are lean and pine, as the herbs of my garden do this month of May, for want of rain.The green sickness therefore often happeneth to young women, a cachexia or an evil habit to men, besides their ordinary sighs, complaints, and lamentations, which are too frequent. As drops from a still,—ut occluso stillat ab igne liquor, doth Cupid's fire provoke tears from a true lover's eyes,
she was half distracted, and spake she knew not what, sighed to herself, lay much awake, and was lean upon a sudden:and when she was besotted on her son-in-law, [5246]pallor deformis, marcentes oculi, &c., she had ugly paleness, hollow eyes, restless thoughts, short wind, &c. Euryalus, in an epistle sent to Lucretia, his mistress, complains amongst other grievances, tu mihi et somni et cibi usum abstulisti, thou hast taken my stomach and my sleep from me. So he describes it aright:
Accius Sanazarius Egloga 2. de Galatea, in the same manner feigns his
Lychoris [5249]tormenting herself for want of sleep, sighing, sobbing, and
lamenting; and Eustathius in his Ismenias much troubled, and [5250]
panting at heart, at the sight of his mistress,
he could not sleep, his
bed was thorns. [5251]All make leanness, want of appetite, want of sleep
ordinary symptoms, and by that means they are brought often so low, so much
altered and changed, that as [5252]he jested in the comedy, one scarce
know them to be the same men.
because that when she came in presence, or was named, his pulse varied, and he blushed besides.In this very sort was the love of Callices, the son of Polycles, discovered by Panacaeas the physician, as you may read the story at large in [5255]Aristenaetus. By the same signs Galen brags that he found out Justa, Boethius the consul's wife, to dote on Pylades the player, because at his name still she both altered pulse and countenance, as [5256] Polyarchus did at the name of Argenis. Franciscus Valesius, l. 3. controv. 13. med. contr. denies there is any such pulsus amatorius, or that love may be so discerned; but Avicenna confirms this of Galen out of his experience, lib. 3. Fen. 1. and Gordonius, cap. 20. [5257]
Their pulse, he saith, is ordinate and swift, if she go by whom he loves,Langius, epist. 24. lib. 1. med. epist. Neviscanus, lib. 4. numer. 66. syl. nuptialis, Valescus de Taranta, Guianerius, Tract. 15. Valleriola sets down this for a symptom, [5258]
Difference of pulse, neglect of business, want of sleep, often sighs, blushings, when there is any speech of their mistress, are manifest signs.But amongst the rest, Josephus Struthis, that Polonian, in the fifth book, cap. 17. of his Doctrine of Pulses, holds that this and all other passions of the mind may be discovered by the pulse. [5259]
And if you will know, saith he, whether the men suspected be such or such, touch their arteries,&c. And in his fourth book, fourteenth chapter, he speaks of this particular pulse, [5260]
Love makes an unequal pulse,&c., he gives instance of a gentlewoman, [5261]a patient of his, whom by this means he found to be much enamoured, and with whom: he named many persons, but at the last when his name came whom he suspected, [5262]
her pulse began to vary and to beat swifter, and so by often feeling her pulse, he perceived what the matter was.Apollonius Argonaut. lib. 4. poetically setting down the meeting of Jason and Medea, makes them both to blush at one another's sight, and at the first they were not able to speak.
as Lamprias in Lucian kissed Thais, Philippus her [5274]Aristaenetus,amore lymphato tam uriose adhaesit, ut vix labra solvere esset, totumque os mihi contrivit; [5275]Aretine's Lucretia, by a suitor of hers was so saluted, and 'tis their ordinary fashion.
he looked so attentively on her, and sometimes would sigh and weep in her company, and when I drank by chance, and gave Ganymede the cup, he would desire to drink still in the very cup that I drank of, and in the same place where I drank, and would kiss the cup, and then look steadily on me, and sometimes sigh, and then again smile.If it be so they cannot come near to dally, have not that opportunity, familiarity, or acquaintance to confer and talk together; yet if they be in presence, their eye will betray them: Ubi amor ibi oculus, as the common saying is,
where I look I like, and where I like I love;but they will lose themselves in her looks.
They cannot look off whom they love,they will impregnare eam, ipsis oculis, deflower her with their eyes, be still gazing, staring, stealing faces, smiling, glancing at her, as [5280]Apollo on Leucothoe, the moon on her [5281]Endymion, when she stood still in Caria, and at Latmos caused her chariot to be stayed. They must all stand and admire, or if she go by, look after her as long as they can see her, she is animae auriga, as Anacreon calls her, they cannot go by her door or window, but, as an adamant, she draws their eyes to it; though she be not there present, they must needs glance that way, and look back to it. Aristenaetus of [5282] Exithemus, Lucian, in his Imagim. of himself, and Tatius of Clitophon, say as much, Ille oculos de Leucippe [5283]nunquam dejiciebat, and many lovers confess when they came in their mistress' presence, they could not hold off their eyes, but looked wistfully and steadily on her, inconnivo aspectu, with much eagerness and greediness, as if they would look through, or should never have enough sight of her. Fixis ardens obtutibus haeret; so she will do by him, drink to him with her eyes, nay, drink him up, devour him, swallow him, as Martial's Mamurra is remembered to have done: Inspexit molles pueros, oculisque comedit, &c. There is a pleasant story to this purpose in Navigat. Vertom. lib. 3. cap. 5. The sultan of Sana's wife in Arabia, because Vertomannus was fair and white, could not look off him, from sunrising to sunsetting; she could not desist; she made him one day come into her chamber, et geminae, horae spatio intuebatur, non a me anquam aciem oculorum avertebat, me observans veluti Cupidinem quendam, for two hours' space she still gazed on him. A young man in [5284]Lucian fell in love with Venus' picture; he came every morning to her temple, and there continued all day long [5285]from sunrising to sunset, unwilling to go home at night, sitting over against the goddess's picture, he did continually look upon her, and mutter to himself I know not what. If so be they cannot see them whom they love, they will still be walking and waiting about their mistress's doors, taking all opportunity to see them, as in [5286]Longus Sophista, Daphnis and Chloe, two lovers, were still hovering at one another's gates, he sought all occasions to be in her company, to hunt in summer, and catch birds in the frost about her father's house in the winter, that she might see him, and he her. [5287]
A king's palace was not so diligently attended,saith Aretine's Lucretia,
as my house was when I lay in Rome; the porch and street was ever full of some, walking or riding, on set purpose to see me; their eye was still upon my window; as they passed by, they could not choose but look back to my house when they were past, and sometimes hem or cough, or take some impertinent occasion to speak aloud, that I might look out and observe them.'Tis so in other places, 'tis common to every lover, 'tis all his felicity to be with her, to talk with her; he is never well but in her company, and will walk [5288]
seven or eight times a day through the street where she dwells, and make sleeveless errands to see her;plotting still where, when, and how to visit her,
But the symptoms of the mind in lovers are almost infinite, and so diverse, that no art can comprehend them; though they be merry sometimes, and rapt beyond themselves for joy: yet most part, love is a plague, a torture, a hell, a bitter sweet passion at last; [5295]Amor melle et felle est faecundissimus, gustum dat dulcem et amarum. 'Tis suavis amaricies, dolentia delectabilis, hilare tormentum;
a tormentand [5297]
executionas it is, as he calls it in the poet, an unquenchable fire, and what not? [5298]From it, saith Austin, arise
biting cares, perturbations, passions, sorrows, fears, suspicions, discontents, contentions, discords, wars, treacheries, enmities, flattery, cozening, riot, impudence, cruelty, knavery,&c.
Every poet is full of such catalogues of love symptoms; but fear and sorrow may justly challenge the chief place. Though Hercules de Saxonia, cap. 3. Tract. de melanch. will exclude fear from love melancholy, yet I am otherwise persuaded. [5302]Res est solliciti plena timoris amor. 'Tis full of fear, anxiety, doubt, care, peevishness, suspicion; it turns a man into a woman, which made Hesiod belike put Fear and Paleness Venus' daughters,
Be of good cheer, my son, thou shalt have her to wife. Ae. Ah father, do you mock me now? M. I mock thee, why? Ae. That which I so earnestly desire, I more suspect and fear. M. Get you home, and send for her to be your wife. Ae. What now a wife, now father,&c. These doubts, anxieties, suspicions, are the least part of their torments; they break many times from passions to actions, speak fair, and flatter, now most obsequious and willing, by and by they are averse, wrangle, fight, swear, quarrel, laugh, weep: and he that doth not so by fits, [5304]Lucian holds, is not thoroughly touched with this loadstone of love. So their actions and passions are intermixed, but of all other passions, sorrow hath the greatest share; [5305]love to many is bitterness itself; rem amaram Plato calls it, a bitter potion, an agony, a plague.
O Venus, thou knowest my poor heart.Charmides, in [5310]Lucian, was so impatient, that he sobbed and sighed, and tore his hair, and said he would hang himself.
I am undone, O sister Tryphena, I cannot endure these love pangs; what shall I do?Vos O dii Averrunci solvite me his curis, O ye gods, free me from these cares and miseries, out of the anguish of his soul, [5311]Theocles prays. Shall I say, most part of a lover's life is full of agony, anxiety, fear, and grief, complaints, sighs, suspicions, and cares, (heigh-ho, my heart is woe) full of silence and irksome solitariness?
He is then too confident and rapt beyond himself, as if he had heard the nightingale in the spring before the cuckoo, or as [5312]Calisto was at Malebaeas' presence, Quis unquam hac mortali vita, tam gloriosum corpus vidit? humanitatem transcendere videor., &c. who ever saw so glorious a sight, what man ever enjoyed such delight? More content cannot be given of the gods, wished, had or hoped of any mortal man. There is no happiness in the world comparable to his, no content, no joy to this, no life to love, he is in paradise.
He could find in his heart to be killed instantly, lest if he live longer, some sorrow or sickness should contaminate his joys.A little after, he was so merrily set upon the same occasion, that he could not contain himself.
Is't possible (O my countrymen) for any living to be so happy as myself? No sure it cannot be, for the gods have shown all their power, all their goodness in me.Yet by and by when this young gallant was crossed in his wench, he laments, and cries, and roars downright: Occidi—I am undone,
prefer another suitor, speak more familiarly to him, or use more kindly than himself, if by nod, smile, message, she discloseth herself to another, he is instantly tormented, none so dejected as he is,utterly undone, a castaway, [5320]In quem fortuna omnia odiorum suorum crudelissima tela exonerat, a dead man, the scorn of fortune, a monster of fortune, worse than nought, the loss of a kingdom had been less. [5321]Aretine's Lucretia made very good proof of this, as she relates it herself.
For when I made some of my suitors believe I would betake myself to a nunnery, they took on, as if they had lost father and mother, because they were for ever after to want my company.Omnes labores leves fuere, all other labour was light: [5322]but this might not be endured. Tui carendum quod erat—
for I cannot be without thy company,mournful Amyntas, painful Amyntas, careful Amyntas; better a metropolitan city were sacked, a royal army overcome, an invincible armada sunk, and twenty thousand kings should perish, than her little finger ache, so zealous are they, and so tender of her good. They would all turn friars for my sake, as she follows it, in hope by that means to meet, or see me again, as my confessors, at stool-ball, or at barley-break: And so afterwards when an importunate suitor came, [5323]
If I had bid my maid say that I was not at leisure, not within, busy, could not speak with him, he was instantly astonished, and stood like a pillar of marble; another went swearing, chafing, cursing, foaming.[5324]Illa sibi vox ipsa Jovis violentior ira, cum tonat, &c. the voice of a mandrake had been sweeter music:
but he to whom I gave entertainment, was in the Elysian fields, ravished for joy, quite beyond himself.'Tis the general humour of all lovers, she is their stern, pole-star, and guide. [5325]Deliciumque animi, deliquiumque sui. As a tulipant to the sun (which our herbalists calls Narcissus) when it shines, is Admirandus flos ad radios solis se pandens, a glorious flower exposing itself; [5326]but when the sun sets, or a tempest comes, it hides itself, pines away, and hath no pleasure left, (which Carolus Gonzaga, duke of Mantua, in a cause not unlike, sometimes used for an impress) do all inamorates to their mistress; she is their sun, their Primum mobile, or anima informans; this [5327]one hath elegantly expressed by a windmill, still moved by the wind, which otherwise hath no motion of itself. Sic tua ni spiret gratia, truncus ero.
He is wholly animated from her breath,his soul lives in her body, [5328]sola claves habet interitus et salutis, she keeps the keys of his life: his fortune ebbs and flows with her favour, a gracious or bad aspect turns him up or down, Mens mea lucescit Lucia luce tua. Howsoever his present state be pleasing or displeasing, 'tis continuate so long as he [5329]loves, he can do nothing, think of nothing but her; desire hath no rest, she is his cynosure, Hesperus and vesper, his morning and evening star, his goddess, his mistress, his life, his soul, his everything; dreaming, waking, she is always in his mouth; his heart, his eyes, ears, and all his thoughts are full of her. His Laura, his Victorina, his Columbina, Flavia, Flaminia, Caelia, Delia, or Isabella, (call her how you will) she is the sole object of his senses, the substance of his soul, nidulus animae suae, he magnifies her above measure, totus in illa, full of her, can breathe nothing but her.
I adore Melebaea,saith lovesick [5330]Calisto,
I believe in Melebaea, I honour, admire and love my Melebaea;His soul was soused, imparadised, imprisoned in his lady. When [5331]Thais took her leave of Phaedria,—mi Phaedria, et nunquid aliud vis? Sweet heart (she said) will you command me any further service? he readily replied, and gave in this charge,
For all day long he had some object or other to distract his senses, but in the night all ran upon her. All night long he lay [5334] awake, and could think of nothing else but her, he could not get her out of his mind; towards morning, sleep took a little pity on him, he slumbered awhile, but all his dreams were of her.
day and night I think of thee, I wish for thee, I talk of thee, call on thee, look for thee, hope for thee, delight myself in thee, day and night I love thee.
Morning, evening, all is alike with me, I have restless thoughts, [5338] Te vigilans oculis, animo te nocte requiro. Still I think on thee. Anima non est ubi animat, sed ubi amat. I live and breathe in thee, I wish for thee.
O happy day that shall restore thee to my sight.In the meantime he raves on her; her sweet face, eyes, actions, gestures, hands, feet, speech, length, breadth, height, depth, and the rest of her dimensions, are so surveyed, measured, and taken, by that Astrolabe of phantasy, and that so violently sometimes, with such earnestness and eagerness, such continuance, so strong an imagination, that at length he thinks he sees her indeed; he talks with her, he embraceth her, Ixion-like, pro Junone nubem, a cloud for Juno, as he said. Nihil praeter Leucippen cerno, Leucippe mihi perpetuo in oculis, et animo versatur, I see and meditate of nought but Leucippe. Be she present or absent, all is one;
Now if this passion of love can produce such effects, if it be pleasantly intended, what bitter torments shall it breed, when it is with fear and continual sorrow, suspicion, care, agony, as commonly it is, still accompanied, what an intolerable [5343]pain must it be?
For to love and not enjoy was a most unspeakable torment,no tyrant could invent the like punishment; as a gnat at a candle, in a short space he would consume himself. For love is a perpetual [5345]flux, angor animi, a warfare, militat omni amans, a grievous wound is love still, and a lover's heart is Cupid's quiver, a consuming [5346]fire, [5347]accede ad hunc ignem, &c. an inextinguishable fire. As Aetna rageth, so doth love, and more than Aetna or any material fire.
and [5352]one soul is worth a hundred thousand bodies.No water can quench this wild fire.
his heart was combust, his liver smoky, his lungs dried up, insomuch that he verily believed his soul was either sodden or roasted through the vehemency of love's fire.Which belike made a modern writer of amorous emblems express love's fury by a pot hanging over the fire, and Cupid blowing the coals. As the heat consumes the water, [5360]Sic sua consumit viscera coecus amor, so doth love dry up his radical moisture. Another compares love to a melting torch, which stood too near the fire.
The beginning, middle, end of love is nought else but sorrow, vexation, agony, torment, irksomeness, wearisomeness; so that to be squalid, ugly, miserable, solitary, discontent, dejected, to wish for death, to complain, rave, and to be peevish, are the certain signs and ordinary actions of a lovesick person.This continual pain and torture makes them forget themselves, if they be far gone with it, in doubt, despair of obtaining, or eagerly bent, to neglect all ordinary business.
How so?Ch.
I am in love.Prudens sciens. [5371]—vivus vidensque pereo, nec quid agam scio. [5372]
He that erst had his thoughts free(as Philostratus Lemnius, in an epistle of his, describes this fiery passion),
and spent his time like a hard student, in those delightsome philosophical precepts; he that with the sun and moon wandered all over the world, with stars themselves ranged about, and left no secret or small mystery in nature unsearched, since he was enamoured can do nothing now but think and meditate of love matters, day and night composeth himself how to please his mistress; all his study, endeavour, is to approve himself to his mistress, to win his mistress' favour, to compass his desire, to be counted her servant.When Peter Abelard, that great scholar of his age, Cui soli patuit scibile quicquid erat,[5373](
whose faculties were equal to any difficulty in learning,) was now in love with Heloise, he had no mind to visit or frequent schools and scholars any more, Taediosum mihi valde fuit (as he [5374]confesseth) ad scholas procedere, vel in iis morari, all his mind was on his new mistress.
Now to this end and purpose, if there be any hope of obtaining his suit, to prosecute his cause, he will spend himself, goods, fortunes for her, and though he lose and alienate all his friends, be threatened, be cast off, and disinherited; for as the poet saith, Amori quis legem det?[5375] though he be utterly undone by it, disgraced, go a begging, yet for her sweet sake, to enjoy her, he will willingly beg, hazard all he hath, goods, lands, shame, scandal, fame, and life itself.
I may have better matches, I confess, but farewell shame, farewell honour, farewell honesty, farewell friends and fortunes, &c. O, Harpedona, keep my counsel, I will leave all for his sweet sake, I will have him, say no more, contra gentes, I am resolved, I will have him.Gobrias[5377], the captain, when, he had espied Rhodanthe, the fair captive maid, fell upon his knees before Mystilus, the general, with tears, vows, and all the rhetoric he could, by the scars he had formerly received, the good service he had done, or whatsoever else was dear unto him, besought his governor he might have the captive virgin to be his wife, virtutis suae spolium, as a reward of his worth and service; and, moreover, he would forgive him the money which was owing, and all reckonings besides due unto him,
I ask no more, no part of booty, no portion, but Rhodanthe to be my wife.And when as he could not compass her by fair means, he fell to treachery, force and villainy, and set his life at stake at last to accomplish his desire. 'Tis a common humour this, a general passion of all lovers to be so affected, and which Aemilia told Aratine, a courtier in Castilio's discourse,
surely Aratine, if thou werst not so indeed, thou didst not love; ingenuously confess, for if thou hadst been thoroughly enamoured, thou wouldst have desired nothing more than to please thy mistress. For that is the law of love, to will and nill the same.[5378]Tantum velle et nolle, velit nolit quod amica?[5379]
Undoubtedly this may be pronounced of them all, they are very slaves, drudges for the time, madmen, fools, dizzards, atrabilarii[5380], beside themselves, and as blind as beetles. Their dotage [5381]is most eminent, Amore simul et sapere ipsi Jovi non datur, as Seneca holds, Jupiter himself cannot love and be wise both together; the very best of them, if once they be overtaken with this passion, the most staid, discreet, grave, generous and wise, otherwise able to govern themselves, in this commit many absurdities, many indecorums, unbefitting their gravity and persons.
The major part of lovers are carried headlong like so many brute beasts,
reason counsels one way, thy friends, fortunes, shame, disgrace, danger,
and an ocean of cares that will certainly follow; yet this furious lust
precipitates, counterpoiseth, weighs down on the other; though it be their
utter undoing, perpetual infamy, loss, yet they will do it, and become at
last insensati, void of sense; degenerate into dogs, hogs, asses, brutes;
as Jupiter into a bull, Apuleius an ass, Lycaon a wolf, Tereus a
lapwing,[5387]Calisto a bear, Elpenor and Grillus info swine by Circe. For
what else may we think those ingenious poets to have shadowed in their
witty fictions and poems but that a man once given over to his lust (as
[5388]Fulgentius interprets that of Apuleius, Alciat of Tereus) is no
better than a beast.
her dugs like two double jugs,or else no dugs, in that other extreme, bloody fallen fingers, she have filthy, long unpared nails, scabbed hands or wrists, a tanned skin, a rotten carcass, crooked back, she stoops, is lame, splay-footed,
as slender in the middle as a cow in the waist,gouty legs, her ankles hang over her shoes, her feet stink, she breed lice, a mere changeling, a very monster, an oaf imperfect, her whole complexion savours, a harsh voice, incondite gesture, vile gait, a vast virago, or an ugly tit, a slug, a fat fustilugs, a truss, a long lean rawbone, a skeleton, a sneaker (si qua latent meliora puta), and to thy judgment looks like a merd in a lantern, whom thou couldst not fancy for a world, but hatest, loathest, and wouldst have spit in her face, or blow thy nose in her bosom, remedium amoris to another man, a dowdy, a slut, a scold, a nasty, rank, rammy, filthy, beastly quean, dishonest peradventure, obscene, base, beggarly, rude, foolish, untaught, peevish, Irus' daughter, Thersites' sister, Grobians' scholar, if he love her once, he admires her for all this, he takes no notice of any such errors, or imperfections of body or mind, [5391]Ipsa haec—delectant, veluti Balbinum Polypus Agnae,; he had rather have her than any woman in the world. If he were a king, she alone should be his queen, his empress. O that he had but the wealth and treasure of both the Indies to endow her with, a carrack of diamonds, a chain of pearl, a cascanet of jewels, (a pair of calfskin gloves of four-pence a pair were fitter), or some such toy, to send her for a token, she should have it with all his heart; he would spend myriads of crowns for her sake. Venus herself, Panthea, Cleopatra, Tarquin's Tanaquil, Herod's Mariamne, or [5392]Mary of Burgundy, if she were alive, would not match her.
Whoever saw the beauties of the east, or of the west, let them come from all quarters, all, and tell truth, if ever they saw such an excellent feature as this is.A good fellow in Petronius cries out, no tongue can [5399]tell his lady's fine feature, or express it, quicquid dixeris minus erit, &c.
To thy thinking she is a most loathsome creature; and as when a country fellow discommended once that exquisite picture of Helen, made by Zeuxis, [5406]for he saw no such beauty in it; Nichomachus a lovesick spectator replied, Sume tibi meos oculos et deam existimabis, take mine eyes, and thou wilt think she is a goddess, dote on her forthwith, count all her vices virtues; her imperfections infirmities, absolute and perfect: if she be flat-nosed, she is lovely; if hook-nosed, kingly; if dwarfish and little, pretty; if tall, proper and man-like, our brave British Boadicea; if crooked, wise; if monstrous, comely; her defects are no defects at all, she hath no deformities. Immo nec ipsum amicae stercus foetet, though she be nasty, fulsome, as Sostratus' bitch, or Parmeno's sow; thou hadst as live have a snake in thy bosom, a toad in thy dish, and callest her witch, devil, hag, with all the filthy names thou canst invent; he admires her on the other side, she is his idol, lady, mistress, [5407]venerilla, queen, the quintessence of beauty, an angel, a star, a goddess.
my life, my light, my jewel, my glory,[5413]Margareta speciosa, cujus respectu omnia mundi pretiosa sordent, my sweet Margaret, my sole delight and darling. And as [5414]Rhodomant courted Isabella:
Come to me my dear Lycias,(saith Musaeus in [5419]Aristaenetus)
come quickly sweetheart, all other men are satyrs, mere clowns, blockheads to thee, nobody to thee.Thy looks, words, gestures, actions, &c.,
are incomparably beyond all others.Venus was never so much besotted on her Adonis, Phaedra so delighted in Hippolitus, Ariadne in Theseus, Thisbe in her Pyramus, as she is enamoured on her Mopsus.
They are commonly slaves, captives, voluntary servants, Amator amicae
mancipium, as [5420]Castilio terms him, his mistress' servant, her
drudge, prisoner, bondman, what not? He composeth himself wholly to her
affections to please her, and, as Aemelia said, makes himself her lackey.
All his cares, actions, all his thoughts, are subordinate to her will and
commandment:
her most devote, obsequious, affectionate servant and vassal.
For love
(as [5421]Cyrus in Xenophon well observed) is a mere tyranny,
worse than any disease, and they that are troubled with it desire to be
free and cannot, but are harder bound than if they were in iron chains.
What greater captivity or slavery can there be (as [5422]Tully
expostulates) than to be in love? Is he a free man over whom a woman
domineers, to whom she prescribes laws, commands, forbids what she will
herself; that dares deny nothing she demands; she asks, he gives; she
calls, he comes; she threatens, he fears; Nequissimum hunc servum puto, I
account this man a very drudge.
And as he follows it, [5423]Is this no
small servitude for an enamourite to be every hour combing his head,
stiffening his beard, perfuming his hair, washing his face with sweet
water, painting, curling, and not to come abroad but sprucely crowned,
decked, and apparelled?
Yet these are but toys in respect, to go to the
barber, baths, theatres, &c., he must attend upon her wherever she goes,
run along the streets by her doors and windows to see her, take all
opportunities, sleeveless errands, disguise, counterfeit shapes, and as
many forms as Jupiter himself ever took; and come every day to her house
(as he will surely do if he be truly enamoured) and offer her service, and
follow her up and down from room to room, as Lucretia's suitors did, he
cannot contain himself but he will do it, he must and will be where she is,
sit next her, still talking with her. [5424]If I did but let my glove
fall by chance,
(as the said Aretine's Lucretia brags,) I had one of my
suitors, nay two or three at once ready to stoop and take it up, and kiss
it, and with a low conge deliver it unto me; if I would walk, another was
ready to sustain me by the arm. A third to provide fruits, pears, plums,
cherries, or whatsoever I would eat or drink.
All this and much more he
doth in her presence, and when he comes home, as Troilus to his Cressida,
'tis all his meditation to recount with himself his actions, words,
gestures, what entertainment he had, how kindly she used him in such a
place, how she smiled, how she graced him, and that infinitely pleased him;
and then he breaks out, O sweet Areusa, O my dearest Antiphila, O most
divine looks, O lovely graces, and thereupon instantly he makes an epigram,
or a sonnet to five or seven tunes, in her commendation, or else he
ruminates how she rejected his service, denied him a kiss, disgraced him,
&c., and that as effectually torments him. And these are his exercises
between comb and glass, madrigals, elegies, &c., these his cogitations till
he see her again. But all this is easy and gentle, and the least part of
his labour and bondage, no hunter will take such pains for his game, fowler
for his sport, or soldier to sack a city, as he will for his mistress'
favour.
love will find out a way,through thick and thin he will to her, Expeditissimi montes videntur omnes tranabiles, he will swim through an ocean, ride post over the Alps, Apennines, or Pyrenean hills,
What shall I say,saith Haedus,
of their great dangers they undergo, single combats they undertake, how they will venture their lives, creep in at windows, gutters, climb over walls to come to their sweethearts,(anointing the doors and hinges with oil, because they should not creak, tread soft, swim, wade, watch, &c.),
and if they be surprised, leap out at windows, cast themselves headlong down, bruising or breaking their legs or arms, and sometimes loosing life itself,as Calisto did for his lovely Melibaea. Hear some of their own confessions, protestations, complaints, proffers, expostulations, wishes, brutish attempts, labours in this kind. Hercules served Omphale, put on an apron, took a distaff and spun; Thraso the soldier was so submissive to Thais, that he was resolved to do whatever she enjoined. [5428]Ego me Thaidi dedam; et faciam quod jubet, I am at her service. Philostratus in an epistle to his mistress, [5429]
I am ready to die sweetheart if it be thy will; allay his thirst whom thy star hath scorched and undone, the fountains and rivers deny no man drink that comes; the fountain doth not say thou shalt not drink, nor the apple thou shalt not eat, nor the fair meadow walk not in me, but thou alone wilt not let me come near thee, or see thee, contemned and despised I die for grief.Polienus, when his mistress Circe did but frown upon him in Petronius, drew his sword, and bade her [5430]kill, stab, or whip him to death, he would strip himself naked, and not resist. Another will take a journey to Japan, Longae navigationis molestis non curans: a third (if she say it) will not speak a word for a twelvemonth's space, her command shall be most inviolably kept: a fourth will take Hercules's club from him, and with that centurion in the Spanish [5431]Caelestina, will kill ten men for his mistress Areusa, for a word of her mouth he will cut bucklers in two like pippins, and flap down men like flies, Elige quo mortis genere illum occidi cupis? [5432]Galeatus of Mantua did a little more: for when he was almost mad for love of a fair maid in the city, she, to try him belike what he would do for her sake, bade him in jest leap into the river Po if he loved her; he forthwith did leap headlong off the bridge and was drowned. Another at Ficinum in like passion, when his mistress by chance (thinking no harm I dare swear) bade him go hang, the next night at her doors hanged himself. [5433]
Money(saith Xenophon)
is a very acceptable and welcome guest, yet I had rather give it my dear Clinia than take it of others, I had rather serve him than command others, I had rather be his drudge than take my ease, undergo any danger for his sake than live in security. For I had rather see Clinia than all the world besides, and had rather want the sight of all other things than him alone; I am angry with the night and sleep that I may not see him, and thank the light and sun because they show me my Clinia; I will run into the fire for his sake, and if you did but see him, I know that you likewise would run with me.So Philostratus to his mistress, [5434]
Command me what you will, I will do it; bid me go to sea, I am gone in an instant, take so many stripes, I am ready, run through the fire, and lay down my life and soul at thy feet, 'tis done.So did. Aeolus to Juno.
O God of Heaven, grant me this life for ever to sit over against my mistress, and to hear her sweet voice, to go in and out with her, to have every other business common with her; I would labour when she labours; sail when she sails; he that hates her should hate me; and if a tyrant kill her, he should kill me; if she should die, I would not live, and one grave should hold us both.[5438]Finiet illa meos moriens morientis amores. Abrocomus in [5439]Aristaenetus makes the like petition for his Delphia, —[5440]Tecum vivere amem, tecum obeam lubens.
I desire to live with thee, and I am ready to die with thee.'Tis the same strain which Theagines used to his Chariclea,
so that I may but enjoy thy love, let me die presently:Leander to his Hero, when he besought the sea waves to let him go quietly to his love, and kill him coming back. [5441]Parcite dum propero, mergite dum redeo.
Spare me whilst I go, drown me as I return.'Tis the common humour of them all, to contemn death, to wish for death, to confront death in this case, Quippe queis nec fera, nec ignis, neque praecipitium, nec fretum, nec ensis, neque laqueus gravia videntur;
'Tis their desire(saith Tyrius)
to die.
He does not fear death, he desireth such upon the very swords.Though a thousand dragons or devils keep the gates, Cerberus himself, Scyron and Procrastes lay in wait, and the way as dangerous, as inaccessible as hell, through fiery flames and over burning coulters, he will adventure for all this. And as [5442]Peter Abelard lost his testicles for his Heloise, he will I say not venture an incision, but life itself. For how many gallants offered to lose their lives for a night's lodging with Cleopatra in those days! and in the hour or moment of death, 'tis their sole comfort to remember their dear mistress, as [5443]Zerbino slain in France, and Brandimart in Barbary; as Arcite did his Emily.
till their headpiece, bucklers be all broken, and swords hacked like so many saws,for they must not see her abused in any sort, 'tis blasphemy to speak against her, a dishonour without all good respect to name her. 'Tis common with these creatures, to drink [5451]healths upon their bare knees, though it were a mile to the bottom, no matter of what mixture, off it comes. If she bid them they will go barefoot to Jerusalem, to the great Cham's court, [5452] to the East Indies, to fetch her a bird to wear in her hat: and with Drake and Candish sail round about the world for her sweet sake, adversis ventis, serve twice seven years, as Jacob did for Rachel; do as much as [5453]Gesmunda, the daughter of Tancredus, prince of Salerna, did for Guisardus, her true love, eat his heart when he died; or as Artemisia drank her husband's bones beaten to powder, and so bury him in herself, and endure more torments than Theseus or Paris. Et his colitur Venus magis quam thure, et victimis, with such sacrifices as these (as [5454] Aristaenetus holds) Venus is well pleased. Generally they undertake any pain, any labour, any toil, for their mistress' sake, love and admire a servant, not to her alone, but to all her friends and followers, they hug and embrace them for her sake; her dog, picture, and everything she wears, they adore it as a relic. If any man come from her, they feast him, reward him, will not be out of his company, do him all offices, still remembering, still talking of her:
The very carrier that comes from him to her is a most welcome guest; and if
he bring a letter, she will read it twenty times over, and as [5456]
Lucretia did by Euryalus, kiss the letter a thousand times together, and
then read it:
And [5457]Chelidonia by Philonius, after many sweet kisses,
put the letter in her bosom,
'sit at home with his picture before her;' a garter or a bracelet of hers is more precious than any saint's relic,he lays it up in his casket, (O blessed relic) and every day will kiss it: if in her presence, his eye is never off her, and drink he will where she drank, if it be possible, in that very place, &c. If absent, he will walk in the walk, sit under that tree where she did use to sit, in that bower, in that very seat,—et foribus miser oscula figit, [5461]many years after sometimes, though she be far distant and dwell many miles off, he loves yet to walk that way still, to have his chamber-window look that way: to walk by that river's side, which (though far away) runs by the house where she dwells, he loves the wind blows to that coast.
O happy ground on which she treads, and happy were I if she would tread upon me. I think her countenance would make the rivers stand, and when she comes abroad, birds will sing and come about her.
When she is in the meadow, she is fairer than any flower, for that lasts but for a day, the river is pleasing, but it vanisheth on a sudden, but thy flower doth not fade, thy stream is greater than the sea. If I look upon the heaven, methinks I see the sun fallen down to shine below, and thee to shine in his place, whom I desire. If I look upon the night, methinks I see two more glorious stars, Hesperus and thyself.A little after he thus courts his mistress, [5468]
If thou goest forth of the city, the protecting gods that keep the town will run after to gaze upon thee: if thou sail upon the seas, as so many small boats, they will follow thee: what river would not run into the sea?Another, he sighs and sobs, swears he hath Cor scissum, a heart bruised to powder, dissolved and melted within him, or quite gone from him, to his mistress' bosom belike, he is in an oven, a salamander in the fire, so scorched with love's heat; he wisheth himself a saddle for her to sit on, a posy for her to smell to, and it would not grieve him to be hanged, if he might be strangled in her garters: he would willingly die tomorrow, so that she might kill him with her own hands. [5469]Ovid would be a flea, a gnat, a ring, Catullus a sparrow,
happy are his bedfellows;and as she said of Cyprus, [5476]Beata quae illi uxor futura esset, blessed is that woman that shall be his wife, nay, thrice happy she that shall enjoy him but a night. [5477]Una nox Jovis sceptro aequiparanda, such a night's lodging is worth Jupiter's sceptre.
O what a blissful night would it be, how soft, how sweet a bed!She will adventure all her estate for such a night, for a nectarean, a balsam kiss alone. The sultan of Sana's wife in Arabia, when she had seen Vertomannus, that comely traveller, lamented to herself in this manner, [5480]
O God, thou hast made this man whiter than the sun, but me, mine husband, and all my children black; I would to God he were my husband, or that I had such a son;she fell a weeping, and so impatient for love at last, that (as Potiphar's wife did by Joseph) she would have had him gone in with her, she sent away Gazella, Tegeia, Galzerana, her waiting-maids, loaded him with fair promises and gifts, and wooed him with all the rhetoric she could,— extremum hoc miserae da munus amanti,
grant this last request to a wretched lover.But when he gave not consent, she would have gone with him, and left all, to be his page, his servant, or his lackey, Certa sequi charum corpus ut umbra solet, so that she might enjoy him, threatening moreover to kill herself, &c. Men will do as much and more for women, spend goods, lands, lives, fortunes; kings will leave their crowns, as King John for Matilda the nun at Dunmow.
Yet for all this, amongst so many irksome, absurd, troublesome symptoms,
inconveniences, fantastical fits and passions which are usually incident
to such persons, there be some good and graceful qualities in lovers, which
this affection causeth. As it makes wise men fools, so many times it makes
fools become wise; [5486]it makes base fellows become generous, cowards
courageous,
as Cardan notes out of Plutarch; covetous, liberal and
magnificent; clowns, civil; cruel, gentle; wicked, profane persons, to
become religious; slovens, neat; churls, merciful; and dumb dogs, eloquent;
your lazy drones, quick and nimble.
Feras mentes domat cupido, that
fierce, cruel and rude Cyclops Polyphemus sighed, and shed many a salt tear
for Galatea's sake. No passion causeth greater alterations, or more
vehement of joy or discontent. Plutarch. Sympos. lib. 5. quaest. 1, [5487]
saith, that the soul of a man in love is full of perfumes and sweet
odours, and all manner of pleasing tones and tunes, insomuch that it is
hard to say (as he adds) whether love do mortal men more harm than good.
It adds spirits and makes them, otherwise soft and silly, generous and
courageous, [5488]Audacem faciebat amor. Ariadne's love made Theseus so
adventurous, and Medea's beauty Jason so victorious; expectorat amor
timorem. [5489]Plato is of opinion that the love of Venus made Mars so
valorous. A young man will be much abashed to commit any foul offence that
shall come to the hearing or sight of his mistress.
As [5490]he that
desired of his enemy now dying, to lay him with his face upward, ne
amasius videret eum a tergo vulneratum, lest his sweetheart should say he
was a coward. And if it were [5491]possible to have an army consist of
lovers, such as love, or are beloved, they would be extraordinary valiant
and wise in their government, modesty would detain them from doing amiss,
emulation incite them to do that which is good and honest, and a few of
them would overcome a great company of others.
There is no man so
pusillanimous, so very a dastard, whom love would not incense, make of a
divine temper, and an heroical spirit. As he said in like case, [5492]
Tota ruat caeli moles, non terreor, &c. Nothing can terrify, nothing can
dismay them. But as Sir Blandimor and Paridel, those two brave fairy
knights, fought for the love of fair Florimel in presence—
I doubt not, therefore, but if a man had such an army of lovers(as Castilio supposeth)
he might soon conquer all the world, except by chance he met with such another army of inamoratos to oppose it.[5497]For so perhaps they might fight as that fatal dog and fatal hare in the heavens, course one another round, and never make an end. Castilio thinks Ferdinand King of Spain would never have conquered Granada, had not Queen Isabel and her ladies been present at the siege: [5498]
It cannot be expressed what courage the Spanish knights took, when the ladies were present, a few Spaniards overcame a multitude of Moors.They will undergo any danger whatsoever, as Sir Walter Manny in Edward the Third's time, stuck full of ladies' favours, fought like a dragon. For soli amantes, as [5499]Plato holds, pro amicis mori appetunt, only lovers will die for their friends, and in their mistress' quarrel. And for that cause he would have women follow the camp, to be spectators and encouragers of noble actions: upon such an occasion, the [5500]Squire of Dames himself, Sir Lancelot or Sir Tristram, Caesar, or Alexander, shall not be more resolute or go beyond them.
Not courage only doth love add, but as I said, subtlety, wit, and many
pretty devices, [5501]Namque dolos inspirat amor, fraudesque ministrat,
[5502]Jupiter in love with Leda, and not knowing how to compass his
desire, turned himself into a swan, and got Venus to pursue him in the
likeness of an eagle; which she doing, for shelter, he fled to Leda's lap,
et in ejus gremio se collocavit, Leda embraced him, and so fell fast
asleep, sed dormientem Jupiter compressit, by which means Jupiter had his
will. Infinite such tricks love can devise, such fine feats in abundance,
with wisdom and wariness, [5503]quis fallere possit amantem. All manner
of civility, decency, compliment and good behaviour, plus solis et
leporis, polite graces and merry conceits. Boccaccio hath a pleasant tale
to this purpose, which he borrowed from the Greeks, and which Beroaldus
hath turned into Latin, Bebelius in verse, of Cymon and Iphigenia. This
Cymon was a fool, a proper man of person, and the governor of Cyprus' son.
but a very ass, insomuch that his father being ashamed of him, sent him to
a farmhouse he had in the country, to be brought up. Where by chance, as
his manner was, walking alone, he espied a gallant young gentlewoman, named
Iphigenia, a burgomaster's daughter of Cyprus, with her maid, by a brook
side in a little thicket, fast asleep in her smock, where she had newly
bathed herself: When [5504]Cymon saw her, he stood leaning on his staff,
gaping on her immovable, and in amaze;
at last he fell so far in love
with the glorious object, that he began to rouse himself up, to bethink
what he was, would needs follow her to the city, and for her sake began to
be civil, to learn to sing and dance, to play on instruments, and got all
those gentlemanlike qualities and compliments in a short space, which his
friends were most glad of. In brief, he became, from an idiot and a clown,
to be one of the most complete gentlemen in Cyprus, did many valorous
exploits, and all for the love of mistress Iphigenia. In a word, I may say
thus much of them all, let them be never so clownish, rude and horrid,
Grobians and sluts, if once they be in love they will be most neat and
spruce; for, [5505]Omnibus rebus, et nitidis nitoribus antevenit amor,
they will follow the fashion, begin to trick up, and to have a good opinion
of themselves, venustatem enim mater Venus; a ship is not so long a
rigging as a young gentlewoman a trimming up herself against her sweetheart
comes. A painter's shop, a flowery meadow, no so gracious aspect in
nature's storehouse as a young maid, nubilis puella, a Novitsa or
Venetian bride, that looks for a husband, or a young man that is her
suitor; composed looks, composed gait, clothes, gestures, actions, all
composed; all the graces, elegances in the world are in her face. Their
best robes, ribands, chains, jewels, lawns, linens, laces, spangles, must
come on, [5506]praeter quam res patitur student elegantiae, they are
beyond all measure coy, nice, and too curious on a sudden; 'tis all their
study, all their business, how to wear their clothes neat, to be polite and
terse, and to set out themselves. No sooner doth a young man see his
sweetheart coming, but he smugs up himself, pulls up his cloak now fallen
about his shoulders, ties his garters, points, sets his band, cuffs, slicks
his hair, twires his beard, &c. When Mercury was to come before his
mistress,
Salmacis would not be seen of Hermaphroditus, till she had spruced up herself first,
Venus had so ordered the matter, that when her son [5509]Aeneas was to appear before Queen Dido, he was
'Tis the common humour of all suitors to trick up themselves, to be
prodigal in apparel, pure lotus, neat, combed, and curled, with powdered
hair, comptus et calimistratus, with a long love-lock, a flower in his
ear, perfumed gloves, rings, scarves, feathers, points, &c. as if he were a
prince's Ganymede, with everyday new suits, as the fashion varies; going as
if he trod upon eggs, as Heinsius writ to Primierus, [5512]if once he be
besotten on a wench, he must like awake at nights, renounce his book, sigh
and lament, now and then weep for his hard hap, and mark above all things
what hats, bands, doublets, breeches, are in fashion, how to cut his beard,
and wear his locks, to turn up his mustachios, and curl his head, prune his
pickedevant, or if he wear it abroad, that the east side be correspondent
to the west;
he may be scoffed at otherwise, as Julian that apostate
emperor was for wearing a long hirsute goatish beard, fit to make ropes
with, as in his Mysopogone, or that apologetical oration he made at Antioch
to excuse himself, he doth ironically confess, it hindered his kissing,
nam non licuit inde pura puris, eoque suavioribus labra labris adjungere,
but he did not much esteem it, as it seems by the sequel, de accipiendis
dandisve osculis non laboro, yet (to follow mine author) it may much
concern a young lover, he must be more respectful in this behalf, he must
be in league with an excellent tailor, barber,
have neat shoe-ties, points, garters, speak in print, walk in print, eat and drink in print, and that which is all in all, he must be mad in print.
Amongst other good qualities an amorous fellow is endowed with, he must
learn to sing and dance, play upon some instrument or other, as without all
doubt he will, if he be truly touched with this loadstone of love. For as
[5514]Erasmus hath it, Musicam docet amor et Poesia, love will make them
musicians, and to compose ditties, madrigals, elegies, love sonnets, and
sing them to several pretty tunes, to get all good qualities may be had.
[5515]Jupiter perceived Mercury to be in love with Philologia, because he
learned languages, polite speech, (for Suadela herself was Venus' daughter,
as some write) arts and sciences, quo virgini placeret, all to ingratiate
himself, and please his mistress. 'Tis their chiefest study to sing, dance;
and without question, so many gentlemen and gentlewomen would not be so
well qualified in this kind, if love did not incite them. [5516]Who,
saith Castilio, would learn to play, or give his mind to music, learn to
dance, or make so many rhymes, love-songs, as most do, but for women's
sake, because they hope by that means to purchase their good wills, and win
their favour?
We see this daily verified in our young women and wives,
they that being maids took so much pains to sing, play, and dance, with
such cost and charge to their parents, to get those graceful qualities, now
being married will scarce touch an instrument, they care not for it.
Constantine agricult. lib. 11. cap. 18, makes Cupid himself to be a great
dancer; by the same token as he was capering amongst the gods, [5517]he
flung down a bowl of nectar, which distilling upon the white rose, ever
since made it red:
and Calistratus, by the help of Dedalus, about Cupid's
statue [5518]made a many of young wenches still a dancing, to signify
belike that Cupid was much affected with it, as without all doubt he was.
For at his and Psyche's wedding, the gods being present to grace the feast,
Ganymede filled nectar in abundance (as [5519]Apuleius describes it),
Vulcan was the cook, the Hours made all fine with roses and flowers, Apollo
played on the harp, the Muses sang to it, sed suavi Musicae super ingressa
Venus saltavit, but his mother Venus danced to his and their sweet
content. Witty [5520]Lucian in that pathetical love passage, or pleasant
description of Jupiter's stealing of Europa, and swimming from Phoenicia to
Crete, makes the sea calm, the winds hush, Neptune and Amphitrite riding in
their chariot to break the waves before them, the tritons dancing round
about, with every one a torch, the sea-nymphs half naked, keeping time on
dolphins' backs, and singing Hymeneus, Cupid nimbly tripping on the top of
the waters, and Venus herself coming after in a shell, strewing roses and
flowers on their heads. Praxiteles, in all his pictures of love, feigns
Cupid ever smiling, and looking upon dancers; and in St. Mark's in Rome
(whose work I know not), one of the most delicious pieces, is a many of
[5521]satyrs dancing about a wench asleep. So that dancing still is as it
were a necessary appendix to love matters. Young lasses are never better
pleased than when as upon a holiday, after evensong, they may meet their
sweethearts, and dance about a maypole, or in a town-green under a shady
elm. Nothing so familiar in. [5522]France, as for citizens' wives and
maids to dance a round in the streets, and often too, for want of better
instruments, to make good music of their own voices, and dance after it.
Yea many times this love will make old men and women that have more toes
than teeth, dance,—John, come kiss me now,
mask and mum; for Comus and
Hymen love masks, and all such merriments above measure, will allow men to
put on women's apparel in some cases, and promiscuously to dance, young and
old, rich and poor, generous and base, of all sorts. Paulus Jovius taxeth
Augustine Niphus the philosopher, [5523]for that being an old man, and a
public professor, a father of many children, he was so mad for the love of
a young maid (that which many of his friends were ashamed to see), an old
gouty fellow, yet would dance after fiddlers.
Many laughed him to scorn
for it, but this omnipotent love would have it so.
Love(as he holds)
will make a silent man speak, a modest man most officious; dull, quick; slow, nimble; and that which is most to be admired, a hard, base, untractable churl, as fire doth iron in a smith's forge, free, facile, gentle, and easy to be entreated.Nay, 'twill make him prodigal in the other extreme, and give a [5527]hundred sesterces for a night's lodging, as they did of old to Lais of Corinth, or [5528] ducenta drachmarum millia pro unica nocte, as Mundus to Paulina, spend all his fortunes (as too many do in like case) to obtain his suit. For which cause many compare love to wine, which makes men jovial and merry, frolic and sad, whine, sing, dance, and what not.
But above all the other symptoms of lovers, this is not lightly to be
overpassed, that likely of what condition soever, if once they be in love,
they turn to their ability, rhymers, ballad makers, and poets. For as
Plutarch saith, [5529]They will be witnesses and trumpeters of their
paramours' good parts, bedecking them with verses and commendatory songs,
as we do statues with gold, that they may be remembered and admired of
all.
Ancient men will dote in this kind sometimes as well as the rest; the
heat of love will thaw their frozen affections, dissolve the ice of age,
and so far enable them, though they be sixty years of age above the girdle,
to be scarce thirty beneath. Jovianus Pontanus makes an old fool rhyme, and
turn poetaster to please his mistress.
there never was any excellent poet that invented good fables, or made laudable verses, which was not in love himself;had he not taken a quill from Cupid's wings, he could never have written so amorously as he did.
O the broom, the bonny, bonny broom,ditties and songs,
Bess a belle, she doth excel,—they must write likewise and indite all in rhyme.
ask what she would, she should have it.Caligula gave 100,000 sesterces to his courtesan at first word, to buy her pins, and yet when he was solicited by the senate to bestow something to repair the decayed walls of Rome for the commonwealth's good, he would give but 6000 sesterces at most. [5553]Dionysius, that Sicilian tyrant, rejected all his privy councillors, and was so besotted on Mirrha his favourite and mistress, that he would bestow no office, or in the most weightiest business of the kingdom do aught without her especial advice, prefer, depose, send, entertain no man, though worthy and well deserving, but by her consent; and he again whom she commended, howsoever unfit, unworthy, was as highly approved. Kings and emperors, instead of poems, build cities; Adrian built Antinoa in Egypt, besides constellations, temples, altars, statues, images, &c., in the honour of his Antinous. Alexander bestowed infinite sums to set out his Hephestion to all eternity. [5554]Socrates professeth himself love's servant, ignorant in all arts and sciences, a doctor alone in love matters, et quum alienarum rerum omnium scientiam diffiteretur, saith [5555]Maximus Tyrius, his sectator, hujus negotii professor, &c., and this he spake openly, at home and abroad, at public feasts, in the academy, in Pyraeo, Lycaeo, sub Platano, &c., the very bloodhound of beauty, as he is styled by others. But I conclude there is no end of love's symptoms, 'tis a bottomless pit. Love is subject to no dimensions; not to be surveyed by any art or engine: and besides, I am of [5556]Haedus' mind,
no man can discourse of love matters, or judge of them aright, that hath not made trial in his own person,or as Aeneas Sylvius [5557]adds,
hath not a little doted, been mad or lovesick himself.I confess I am but a novice, a contemplator only, Nescio quid sit amor nec amo[5558]—I have a tincture; for why should I lie, dissemble or excuse it, yet homo sum, &c., not altogether inexpert in this subject, non sum praeceptor amandi, and what I say, is merely reading, ex altorum forsan ineptiis, by mine own observation, and others' relation.
What fires, torments, cares, jealousies, suspicions, fears, griefs,
anxieties, accompany such as are in love, I have sufficiently said: the
next question is, what will be the event of such miseries, what they
foretell. Some are of opinion that this love cannot be cured, Nullis amor
est medicabilis herbis, it accompanies them to the [5559]last, Idem amor
exitio est pecori pecorisque magistro. The same passion consume both the
sheep and the shepherd,
and is so continuate, that by no persuasion almost
it may be relieved. [5560]Bid me not love,
said Euryalus, bid the
mountains come down into the plains, bid the rivers run back to their
fountains; I can as soon leave to love, as the sun leave his course;
Their love brought themselves and all Egypt into extreme and miserable calamities,
the end of her is as bitter as wormwood, and as sharp as a two-edged sword,Prov. v. 4, 5.
Her feet go down to death, her steps lead on to hell. She is more bitter than death,(Eccles. vii. 28.)
and the sinner shall be taken by her.[5568]Qui in amore praecipitavit, pejus perit, quam qui saxo salit. [5569]
He that runs headlong from the top of a rock is not in so bad a case as he that falls into this gulf of love.
For hence,saith [5570] Platina,
comes repentance, dotage, they lose themselves, their wits, and make shipwreck of their fortunes altogether:madness, to make away themselves and others, violent death. Prognosticatio est talis, saith Gordonius, [5571]si non succurratur iis, aut in maniam cadunt, aut moriuntur; the prognostication is, they will either run mad, or die.
For if this passion continue,saith [5572]Aelian Montaltus,
it makes the blood hot, thick, and black; and if the inflammation get into the brain, with continual meditation and waking, it so dries it up, that madness follows, or else they make away themselves,[5573]O Corydon, Corydon, quae te dementia cepit? Now, as Arnoldus adds, it will speedily work these effects, if it be not presently helped; [5574]
They will pine away, run mad, and die upon a sudden;Facile incidunt in maniam, saith Valescus, quickly mad, nisi succurratur, if good order be not taken,
never looked up, no jests could exhilarate her sad mind, no joys comfort her wounded and distressed soul, but a little after she fell sick and died.But this is a gentle end, a natural death, such persons commonly make away themselves.
that raving through impatience of love, had he not been watched, would every while have offered violence to himself.Amatus Lusitanus, cent. 3. car. 56, hath such [5585]another story, and Felix Plater, med. observ. lib. 1. a third of a young [5586]gentleman that studied physic, and for the love of a doctor's daughter, having no hope to compass his desire, poisoned himself, [5587]anno 1615. A barber in Frankfort, because his wench was betrothed to another, cut his own throat. [5588]At Neoburg, the same year, a young man, because he could not get her parents' consent, killed his sweetheart, and afterward himself, desiring this of the magistrate, as he gave up the ghost, that they might be buried in one grave, Quodque rogis superest una requiescat in urna, which [5589] Gismunda besought of Tancredus, her father, that she might be in like sort buried with Guiscardus, her lover, that so their bodies might lie together in the grave, as their souls wander about [5590]Campos lugentes in the Elysian fields,—quos durus amor crudeli tabe peredit, [5591]in a myrtle grove
Although it be controverted by some, whether love-melancholy may be cured, because it is so irresistible and violent a passion; for as you know,
Never to be idle but at the hours of sleep.
to go with hair-cloth next his skin, to go barefooted, and barelegged in cold weather, to whip himself now and then, as monks do, but above all to fast.Not with sweet wine, mutton and pottage, as many of those tender-bellies do, howsoever they put on Lenten faces, and whatsoever they pretend, but from all manner of meat. Fasting is an all-sufficient remedy of itself; for, as Jason Pratensis holds, the bodies of such persons that feed liberally, and live at ease, [5611]
are full of bad spirits and devils, devilish thoughts; no better physic for such parties, than to fast.Hildesheim, spicel. 2. to this of hunger, adds, [5612]
often baths, much exercise and sweat,but hunger and fasting he prescribes before the rest. And 'tis indeed our Saviour's oracle,
This kind of devil is not cast out but by fasting and prayer,which makes the fathers so immoderate in commendation of fasting. As
hunger,saith [5613] Ambrose,
is a friend of virginity, so is it an enemy to lasciviousness, but fullness overthrows chastity, and fostereth all manner of provocations.If thine horse be too lusty, Hierome adviseth thee to take away some of his provender; by this means those Pauls, Hilaries, Anthonies, and famous anchorites, subdued the lusts of the flesh; by this means Hilarion
made his ass, as he called his own body, leave kicking,(so [5614]Hierome relates of him in his life)
when the devil tempted him to any such foul offence.By this means those [5615]Indian Brahmins kept themselves continent: they lay upon the ground covered with skins, as the red-shanks do on heather, and dieted themselves sparingly on one dish, which Guianerius would have all young men put in practice, and if that will not serve, [5616]Gordonius
would have them soundly whipped, or, to cool their courage, kept in prison,and there fed with bread and water till they acknowledge their error, and become of another mind. If imprisonment and hunger will not take them down, according to the directions of that [5617] Theban Crates,
time must wear it out; if time will not, the last refuge is a halter.But this, you will say, is comically spoken. Howsoever, fasting, by all means, must be still used; and as they must refrain from such meats formerly mentioned, which cause venery, or provoke lust, so they must use an opposite diet. [5618]Wine must be altogether avoided of the younger sort. So [5619]Plato prescribes, and would have the magistrates themselves abstain from it, for example's sake, highly commending the Carthaginians for their temperance in this kind. And 'twas a good edict, a commendable thing, so that it were not done for some sinister respect, as those old Egyptians abstained from wine, because some fabulous poets had given out, wine sprang first from the blood of the giants, or out of superstition, as our modern Turks, but for temperance, it being animae virus et vitiorum fomes, a plague itself, if immoderately taken. Women of old for that cause, [5620]in hot countries, were forbid the use of it; as severely punished for drinking of wine as for adultery; and young folks, as Leonicus hath recorded, Var. hist. l. 3. cap. 87, 88. out of Athenaeus and others, and is still practised in Italy, and some other countries of Europe and Asia, as Claudius Minoes hath well illustrated in his Comment on the 23. Emblem of Alciat. So choice is to be made of other diet.
A lover that hath as it were lost himself through impotency, impatience, must be called home as a traveller, by music, feasting, good wine, if need be to drunkenness itself, which many so much commend for the easing of the mind, all kinds of sports and merriments, to see fair pictures, hangings, buildings, pleasant fields, orchards, gardens, groves, ponds, pools, rivers, fishing, fowling, hawking, hunting, to hear merry tales, and pleasant discourse, reading, to use exercise till he sweat, that new spirits may succeed, or by some vehement affection or contrary passion to be diverted till he be fully weaned from anger, suspicion, cares, fears, &c., and habituated into another course.Semper tecum sit, (as [5627]Sempronius adviseth Calisto his lovesick master) qui sermones joculares moveat, conciones ridiculas, dicteria falsa, suaves historias, fabulas venustas recenseat, coram ludat, &c., still have a pleasant companion to sing and tell merry tales, songs and facete histories, sweet discourse, &c. And as the melody of music, merriment, singing, dancing, doth augment the passion of some lovers, as [5628] Avicenna notes, so it expelleth it in others, and doth very much good. These things must be warily applied, as the parties' symptoms vary, and as they shall stand variously affected.
If there be any need of physic, that the humours be altered, or any new
matter aggregated, they must be cured as melancholy men. Carolus a Lorme,
amongst other questions discussed for his degree at Montpelier in France,
hath this, An amantes et amantes iisdem remediis curentur? Whether lovers
and madmen be cured by the same remedies? he affirms it; for love extended
is mere madness. Such physic then as is prescribed, is either inward or
outward, as hath been formerly handled in the precedent partition in the
cure of melancholy. Consult with Valleriola observat. lib. 2. observ.
7. Lod. Mercatus lib. 2. cap. 4. de mulier. affect. Daniel Sennertus
lib. 1. part. 2. cap. 10. [5629]Jacobus Ferrandus the Frenchman, in
his Tract de amore Erotique, Forestus lib. 10. observ. 29 and 30,
Jason Pratensis and others for peculiar receipts. [5630]Amatus Lusitanus
cured a young Jew, that was almost mad for love, with the syrup of
hellebore, and such other evacuations and purges which are usually
prescribed to black choler: [5631]Avicenna confirms as much if need
require, and [5632]bloodletting above the rest,
which makes amantes ne
sint amentes, lovers to come to themselves, and keep in their right minds.
'Tis the same which Schola Salernitana, Jason Pratensis, Hildesheim, &c.,
prescribe bloodletting to be used as a principal remedy. Those old
Scythians had a trick to cure all appetite of burning lust, by [5633]
letting themselves blood under the ears, and to make both men and women
barren, as Sabellicus in his Aeneades relates of them. Which Salmuth. Tit.
10. de Herol. comment. in Pancirol. de nov. report. Mercurialis, var.
lec. lib. 3. cap. 7. out of Hippocrates and Benzo say still is in use
amongst the Indians, a reason of which Langius gives lib. 1. epist. 10.
Huc faciunt medicamenta venerem sopientia, ut camphora pudendis alligata,
et in bracha gestata
(quidam ait) membrum flaccidum reddit. Laboravit hoc
morbo virgo nobilis, cui inter caetera praescripsit medicus, ut laminam
plumbeam multis foraminibus pertusam ad dies viginti portaret in dorso; ad
exiccandum vero sperma jussit eam quam parcissime cibari, et manducare
frequentur coriandrum praeparatum, et semen lactucae, et acetosae, et sic eam
a morbo liberavit
. Porro impediunt et remittunt coitum folia salicis trita
et epota, et si frequentius usurpentur ipsa in totum auferunt. Idem praestat
Topatius annulo gestatus, dexterum lupi testiculum attritum, et oleo vel
aqua rosata exhibitum veneris taedium inducere scribit Alexander Benedictus:
lac butyri commestum et semen canabis, et camphora exhibita idem praestant.
Verbena herba gestata libidinem extinguit, pulvisquae ranae decollatae et
exiccatae. Ad extinguendum coitum, ungantur membra genitalia, et renes et
pecten aqua in qua opium Thebaicum sit dissolutum; libidini maxime
contraria camphora est, et coriandrum siccum frangit coitum, et erectionem
virgae impedit; idem efficit synapium ebibitum. Da verbenam in potu et non
erigetur virga sex diebus; utere mentha sicca cum aceto, genitalia illinita
succo hyoscyami aid cicutae, coitus appelitum sedant, &c. ℞. seminis
lactuc. portulac. coriandri an. ℨj. menthae siccae ℨß.
sacchari albiss. ℥iiij. pulveriscentur omnia subtiliter, et post ea
simul misce aqua neunpharis, f. confec. solida in morsulis. Ex his sumat
mane unum quum surgat
. Innumera fere his similia petas ab Hildeshemo loco
praedicto, Mizaldo, Porta, caeterisque.
Other good rules and precepts are enjoined by our physicians, which, if not
alone, yet certainly conjoined, may do much; the first of which is obstare
principiis, to withstand the beginning,[5634]Quisquis in primo obstitit,
Pepulitque amorem tutus ac victor fuit, he that will but resist at first,
may easily be a conqueror at the last. Balthazar Castilio, l. 4. urgeth
this prescript above the rest, [5635]when he shall chance
(saith he) to
light upon a woman that hath good behaviour joined with her excellent
person, and shall perceive his eyes with a kind of greediness to pull unto
them this image of beauty, and carry it to the heart: shall observe himself
to be somewhat incensed with this influence, which moveth within: when he
shall discern those subtle spirits sparkling in her eyes, to administer
more fuel to the fire, he must wisely withstand the beginnings, rouse up
reason, stupefied almost, fortify his heart by all means, and shut up all
those passages, by which it may have entrance.
'Tis a precept which all
concur upon,
kissing, dalliance, all speeches, tokens, love-letters, and the like,or as Castilio, lib. 4. to converse with them, hear them speak, or sing, (tolerabilius est audire basiliscum sibilantem, thou hadst better hear, saith [5640]Cyprian, a serpent hiss) [5641]
those amiable smiles, admirable graces, and sweet gestures,which their presence affords. but all talk, name, mention, or cogitation of them, and of any other women, persons, circumstance, amorous book or tale that may administer any occasion of remembrance. [5643]Prosper adviseth young men not to read the Canticles, and some parts of Genesis at other times; but for such as are enamoured they forbid, as before, the name mentioned, &c., especially all sight, they must not so much as come near, or look upon them.
Gaze not on a maid,saith Siracides,
turn away thine eyes from a beautiful woman,c. 9. v. 5. 7, 8. averte oculos, saith David, or if thou dost see them, as Ficinus adviseth, let not thine eye be intentus ad libidinem, do not intend her more than the rest: for as [5645]Propertius holds, Ipse alimenta sibi maxima praebet amor, love as a snow ball enlargeth itself by sight: but as Hierome to Nepotian, aut aequaliter ama, aut aequaliter ignora, either see all alike, or let all alone; make a league with thine eyes, as [5646]Job did, and that is the safest course, let all alone, see none of them. Nothing sooner revives, [5647]
or waxeth sore again,as Petrarch holds,
than love doth by sight.
As pomp renews ambition; the sight of gold, covetousness; a beauteous object sets on fire this burning lust.Et multum saliens incitat unda sitim. The sight of drink makes one dry, and the sight of meat increaseth appetite. 'Tis dangerous therefore to see. A [5648]young gentleman in merriment would needs put on his mistress's clothes, and walk abroad alone, which some of her suitors espying, stole him away for her that he represented. So much can sight enforce. Especially if he have been formerly enamoured, the sight of his mistress strikes him into a new fit, and makes him rave many days after.
at the first sight of her, as straw in a fire, I burned afresh, and more than ever I did before.[5652]
Chariclia was as much moved at the sight of her dear Theagines, after he had been a great stranger.[5653]Mertila, in Aristaenetus, swore she would never love Pamphilus again, and did moderate her passion, so long as he was absent; but the next time he came in presence, she could not contain, effuse amplexa attrectari se sinit, &c., she broke her vow, and did profusely embrace him. Hermotinus, a young man (in the said [5654]author) is all out as unstaid, he had forgot his mistress quite, and by his friends was well weaned from her love; but seeing her by chance, agnovit veteris vestigia flammae, he raved amain, Illa tamen emergens veluti lucida stella cepit elucere, &c., she did appear as a blazing star, or an angel to his sight. And it is the common passion of all lovers to be overcome in this sort. For that cause belike Alexander discerning this inconvenience and danger that comes by seeing, [5655]
when he heard Darius's wife so much commended for her beauty, would scarce admit her to come in his sight,foreknowing belike that of Plutarch, formosam videre periculosissimum, how full of danger it is to see a proper woman, and though he was intemperate in other things, yet in this superbe se gessit, he carried himself bravely. And so when as Araspus, in Xenophon, had so much magnified that divine face of Panthea to Cyrus, [5656]
by how much she was fairer than ordinary, by so much he was the more unwilling to see her.Scipio, a young man of twenty-three years of age, and the most beautiful of the Romans, equal in person to that Grecian Charinus, or Homer's Nireus, at the siege of a city in Spain, when as a noble and most fair young gentlewoman was brought unto him, [5657]
and he had heard she was betrothed to a lord, rewarded her, and sent her back to her sweetheart.St. Austin, as [5658]Gregory reports of him, ne cum sorore quidem sua putavit habitandum, would not live in the house with his own sister. Xenocrates lay with Lais of Corinth all night, and would not touch her. Socrates, though all the city of Athens supposed him to dote upon fair Alcibiades, yet when he had an opportunity, [5659]solus cum solo to lie in the chamber with, and was wooed by him besides, as the said Alcibiades publicly [5660]confessed, formam sprevit et superbe contempsit, he scornfully rejected him. Petrarch, that had so magnified his Laura in several poems, when by the pope's means she was offered unto him, would not accept of her. [5661]
It is a good happiness to be free from this passion of love, and great discretion it argues in such a man that he can so contain himself; but when thou art once in love, to moderate thyself (as he saith) is a singular point of wisdom.
But, forasmuch as few men are free, so discreet lovers, or that can contain
themselves, and moderate their passions, to curb their senses, as not to
see them, not to look lasciviously, not to confer with them, such is the
fury of this headstrong passion of raging lust, and their weakness, ferox
ille ardor a natura insitus, [5663]as he terms it such a furious desire
nature hath inscribed, such unspeakable delight.
he was not the same man:proripuit sese tandem, as [5672]Aeneas fled from Dido, not vouchsafing her any farther parley, loathing his folly, and ashamed of that which formerly he had done. [5673]Non sum stultus ut ante jam Neaera.
O Neaera, put your tricks, and practise hereafter upon somebody else, you shall befool me no longer.Petrarch hath such another tale of a young gallant, that loved a wench with one eye, and for that cause by his parents was sent to travel into far countries,
after some years he returned, and meeting the maid for whose sake he was sent abroad, asked her how, and by what chance she lost her eye? no, said she, I have lost none, but you have found yours:signifying thereby, that all lovers were blind, as Fabius saith, Amantes de forma judicare non possunt, lovers cannot judge of beauty, nor scarce of anything else, as they will easily confess after they return unto themselves, by some discontinuance or better advice, wonder at their own folly, madness, stupidity, blindness, be much abashed,
and laugh at love, and call it an idle thing, condemn themselves that ever they should be so besotted or misled: and be heartily glad they have so happily escaped.
If so be (which is seldom) that change of place will not effect this
alteration, then other remedies are to be annexed, fair and foul means, as
to persuade, promise, threaten, terrify, or to divert by some contrary
passion, rumour, tales, news, or some witty invention to alter his
affection, [5674]by some greater sorrow to drive out the less,
saith
Gordonius, as that his house is on fire, his best friends dead, his money
stolen. [5675]That he is made some great governor, or hath some honour,
office, some inheritance is befallen him.
He shall be a knight, a baron;
or by some false accusation, as they do to such as have the hiccup, to make
them forget it. St. Hierome, lib. 2. epist. 16. to Rusticus the monk,
hath an instance of a young man of Greece, that lived in a monastery in
Egypt, [5676]that by no labour, no continence, no persuasion, could be
diverted, but at last by this trick he was delivered. The abbot sets one of
his convent to quarrel with him, and with some scandalous reproach or other
to defame him before company, and then to come and complain first, the
witnesses were likewise suborned for the plaintiff. The young man wept, and
when all were against him, the abbot cunningly took his part, lest he
should be overcome with immoderate grief: but what need many words? by this
invention he was cured, and alienated from his pristine
love-thoughts
—Injuries, slanders, contempts, disgraces—spretaeque
injuria formae, the insult of her slighted beauty,
are very forcible
means to withdraw men's affections, contumelia affecti amatores amare
desinunt, as [5677]Lucian saith, lovers reviled or neglected, contemned
or misused, turn love to hate; [5678]redeam? Non si me obsecret, I'll
never love thee more.
Egone illam, quae illum, quae me, quae non? So
Zephyrus hated Hyacinthus because he scorned him, and preferred his
co-rival Apollo (Palephaetus fab. Nar.), he will not come again though he
be invited. Tell him but how he was scoffed at behind his back, ('tis the
counsel of Avicenna), that his love is false, and entertains another,
rejects him, cares not for him, or that she is a fool; a nasty quean, a
slut, a vixen, a scold, a devil, or, which Italians commonly do, that he or
she hath some loathsome filthy disease, gout, stone, strangury, falling
sickness, and that they are hereditary, not to be avoided, he is subject to
a consumption, hath the pox, that he hath three or four incurable tetters,
issues; that she is bald, her breath stinks, she is mad by inheritance, and
so are all the kindred, a hair-brain, with many other secret infirmities,
which I will not so much as name, belonging to women. That he is a
hermaphrodite, an eunuch, imperfect, impotent, a spendthrift, a gamester, a
fool, a gull, a beggar, a whoremaster, far in debt, and not able to
maintain her, a common drunkard, his mother was a witch, his father hanged,
that he hath a wolf in his bosom, a sore leg, he is a leper, hath some
incurable disease, that he will surely beat her, he cannot hold his water,
that he cries out or walks in the night, will stab his bedfellow, tell all
his secrets in his sleep, and that nobody dare lie with him, his house is
haunted with spirits, with such fearful and tragical things, able to avert
and terrify any man or woman living, Gordonius, cap. 20. part. 2. hunc in
modo consulit; Paretur aliqua vetula turpissima aspectu, cum turpi et vili
habitu: et portet subtus gremium pannum menstrualem, et dicat quod amica
sua sit ebriosa, et quod mingat in lecto, et quod est epileptica et
impudicia; et quod in corpore suo sunt excrescentiae enormes, cum faetore
anhelitus, et aliae enormitates, quibus vetulae sunt edoctae: si nolit his
persuaderi, subito extrahat [5679]pannum menstrualem, coram facie
portando, exclamando, talis est amica tua; et si ex his non demiserit, non
est homo, sed diabolus incarnatus. Idem fere, Avicenna, cap. 24, de
cura Elishi, lib. 3, Fen. 1. Tract. 4. Narrent res immundas vetulae, ex
quibus abominationem incurrat, et res [5680]sordidas et, hoc assiduent.
Idem Arculanus cap. 16. in 9. Rhasis, &c.
Withal as they do discommend the old, for the better effecting a more
speedy alteration, they must commend another paramour, alteram inducere,
set him or her to be wooed, or woo some other that shall be fairer, of
better note, better fortune, birth, parentage, much to be preferred, [5681]
Invenies alium si te hic fastidit Alexis, by this means, which Jason
Pratensis wisheth, to turn the stream of affection another way,
Successore novo truditur omnis amor; or, as Valesius adviseth, by
[5682]subdividing to diminish it, as a great river cut into many channels
runs low at last. [5683]Hortor et ut pariter binas habeatis amicas,
&c. If you suspect to be taken, be sure, saith the poet, to have two
mistresses at once, or go from one to another: as he that goes from a good
fire in cold weather is both to depart from it, though in the next room
there be a better which will refresh him as much; there's as much
difference of haec as hac ignis; or bring him to some public shows,
plays, meetings, where he may see variety, and he shall likely loathe his
first choice: carry him but to the next town, yea peradventure to the next
house, and as Paris lost Oenone's love by seeing Helen, and Cressida
forsook Troilus by conversing with Diomede, he will dislike his former
mistress, and leave her quite behind him, as [5684]Theseus left Ariadne
fast asleep in the island of Dia, to seek her fortune, that was erst his
loving mistress. [5685]Nunc primum Dorida vetus amator contempsi, as he
said, Doris is but a dowdy to this. As he that looks himself in a glass
forgets his physiognomy forthwith, this flattering glass of love will be
diminished by remove; after a little absence it will be remitted, the next
fair object will likely alter it. A young man in [5686]Lucian was
pitifully in love, he came to the theatre by chance, and by seeing other
fair objects there, mentis sanitatem recepit, was fully recovered, [5687]
and went merrily home, as if he had taken a dram of oblivion.
[5688]A
mouse (saith an apologer) was brought up in a chest, there fed with
fragments of bread and cheese, though there could be no better meat, till
coming forth at last, and feeding liberally of other variety of viands,
loathed his former life: moralise this fable by thyself. Plato, in. his
seventh book De Legibus, hath a pretty fiction of a city under ground,
[5689]to which by little holes some small store of light came; the
inhabitants thought there could not be a better place, and at their first
coming abroad they might not endure the light, aegerrime solem intueri;
but after they were accustomed a little to it, [5690]they deplored their
fellows' misery that lived under ground.
A silly lover is in like state,
none so fair as his mistress at first, he cares for none but her; yet after
a while, when he hath compared her with others, he abhors her name, sight,
and memory. 'Tis generally true; for as he observes, [5691]Priorem
flammam novus ignis extrudit; et ea multorum natura, ut praesentes maxime
ament, one fire drives out another; and such is women's weakness, that
they love commonly him that is present. And so do many men; as he
confessed, he loved Amye, till he saw Florial, and when he saw Cynthia,
forgat them both: but fair Phillis was incomparably beyond, them all,
Cloris surpassed her, and yet when he espied Amaryllis, she was his sole
mistress; O divine Amaryllis: quam procera, cupressi ad instar, quam
elegans, quam decens, &c. How lovely, how tall, how comely she was (saith
Polemius) till he saw another, and then she was the sole subject of his
thoughts. In conclusion, her he loves best he saw last. [5692]Triton, the
sea-god, first loved Leucothoe, till he came in presence of Milaene, she was
the commandress of his heart, till he saw Galatea: but (as [5693]she
complains) he loved another eftsoons, another, and another. 'Tis a thing
which, by Hierom's report, hath been usually practised. [5694]Heathen
philosophers drive out one love with another, as they do a peg, or pin with
a pin. Which those seven Persian princes did to Ahasuerus, that they might
requite the desire of Queen Vashti with the love of others.
Pausanias in
Eliacis saith, that therefore one Cupid was painted to contend with
another, and to take the garland from him, because one love drives out
another, [5695]Alterius vires subtrahit alter amor; and Tully, 3.
Nat. Deor. disputing with C. Cotta, makes mention of three several Cupids,
all differing in office. Felix Plater, in the first book of his
observations, boasts how he cured a widower in Basil, a patient of his, by
this stratagem alone, that doted upon a poor servant his maid, when
friends, children, no persuasion could serve to alienate his mind: they
motioned him to another honest man's daughter in the town, whom he loved,
and lived with long after, abhorring the very name and sight of the first.
After the death of Lucretia, [5696]Euryalus would admit of no comfort,
till the Emperor Sigismund married him to a noble lady of his court, and so
in short space he was freed.
As there be divers causes of this burning lust, or heroical love, so there be many good remedies to ease and help; amongst which, good counsel and persuasion, which I should have handled in the first place, are of great moment, and not to be omitted. Many are of opinion, that in this blind headstrong passion counsel can do no good.
Tell me, sweetheart (saith Tryphena to a lovesick Charmides in [5701]Lucian), what is it that troubles thee? peradventure I can ease thy mind, and further thee in thy suit;and so, without question, she might, and so mayst thou, if the patient be capable of good counsel, and will hear at least what may be said.
If he love at all, she is either an honest woman or a whore. If dishonest,
let him read or inculcate to him that 5. of Solomon's Proverbs, Ecclus. 26.
Ambros. lib. 1. cap. 4. in his book of Abel and Cain, Philo Judeus de
mercede mer. Platina's dial. in Amores, Espencaeus, and those three books
of Pet. Haedus de contem. amoribus, Aeneas Sylvius' tart Epistle, which he
wrote to his friend Nicholas of Warthurge, which he calls medelam illiciti
amoris &c. [5702]For what's a whore,
as he saith, but a poller of
youth, a [5703]ruin of men, a destruction, a devourer of patrimonies, a
downfall of honour, fodder for the devil, the gate of death, and supplement
of hell?
[5704]Talis amor est laqueus animae, &c., a bitter honey, sweet
poison, delicate destruction, a voluntary mischief, commixtum coenum,
sterquilinium. And as [5705]Pet. Aretine's Lucretia, a notable quean,
confesseth: Gluttony, anger, envy, pride, sacrilege, theft, slaughter,
were all born that day that a whore began her profession; for,
as she
follows it, her pride is greater than a rich churl's, she is more envious
than the pox, as malicious as melancholy, as covetous as hell. If from the
beginning of the world any were mala, pejor, pessima, bad in the
superlative degree, 'tis a whore; how many have I undone, caused to be
wounded, slain! O Antonia, thou seest [5706]what I am without, but within,
God knows, a puddle of iniquity, a sink of sin, a pocky quean.
Let him now
that so dotes meditate on this; let him see the event and success of
others, Samson, Hercules, Holofernes, &c. Those infinite mischiefs attend
it: if she be another man's wife he loves, 'tis abominable in the sight of
God and men; adultery is expressly forbidden in God's commandment, a mortal
sin, able to endanger his soul: if he be such a one that fears God, or have
any religion, he will eschew it, and abhor the loathsomeness of his own
fact. If he love an honest maid, 'tis to abuse or marry her; if to abuse,
'tis fornication, a foul fact (though some make light of it), and almost
equal to adultery itself. If to marry, let him seriously consider what he
takes in hand, look before ye leap, as the proverb is, or settle his
affections, and examine first the party, and condition of his estate and
hers, whether it be a fit match, for fortunes, years, parentage, and such
other circumstances, an sit sitae Veneris. Whether it be likely to
proceed: if not, let him wisely stave himself off at the first, curb in his
inordinate passion, and moderate his desire, by thinking of some other
subject, divert his cogitations. Or if it be not for his good, as Aeneas,
forewarned by Mercury in a dream, left Dido's love, and in all haste got
him to sea,
our eyes and other senses will commonly deceive us;it may be, to thee thyself upon a more serious examination, or after a little absence, she is not so fair as she seems. Quaedam videntur et non sunt; compare her to another standing by, 'tis a touchstone to try, confer hand to hand, body to body, face to face, eye to eye, nose to nose, neck to neck, &c., examine every part by itself, then altogether, in all postures, several sites, and tell me how thou likest her. It may be not she, that is so fair, but her coats, or put another in her clothes, and she will seem all out as fair; as the [5711]poet then prescribes, separate her from her clothes: suppose thou saw her in a base beggar's weed, or else dressed in some old hirsute attires out of fashion, foul linen, coarse raiment, besmeared with soot, colly, perfumed with opoponax, sagapenum, asafoetida, or some such filthy gums, dirty, about some indecent action or other; or in such a case as [5712]Brassivola, the physician, found Malatasta, his patient, after a potion of hellebore, which he had prescribed: Manibus in terram depositis, et ano versus caelum elevato (ac si videretur Socraticus ille Aristophanes, qui Geometricas figuras in terram scribens, tubera colligere videbatur) atram bilem in album parietem injiciebat, adeoque totam cameram, et se deturpabat, ut, &c., all to bewrayed, or worse; if thou saw'st her (I say) would thou affect her as thou dost? Suppose thou beheldest her in a [5713] frosty morning, in cold weather, in some passion or perturbation of mind, weeping, chafing, &c., rivelled and ill-favoured to behold. She many times that in a composed look seems so amiable and delicious, tam scitula, forma, if she do but laugh or smile, makes an ugly sparrow-mouthed face, and shows a pair of uneven, loathsome, rotten, foul teeth: she hath a black skin, gouty legs, a deformed crooked carcass under a fine coat. It may be for all her costly tires she is bald, and though she seem so fair by dark, by candlelight, or afar off at such a distance, as Callicratides observed in [5714]Lucian,
If thou should see her near, or in a morning, she would appear more ugly than a beast;[5715]si diligenter consideres, quid per os et nares et caeteros corporis meatus egreditur, vilius sterquilinium nunquam vidisti. Follow my counsel, see her undressed, see her, if it be possible, out of her attires, furtivis nudatam coloribus, it may be she is like Aesop's jay, or [5716]Pliny's cantharides, she will be loathsome, ridiculous, thou wilt not endure her sight: or suppose thou saw'st her, pale, in a consumption, on her death-bed, skin and bones, or now dead, Cujus erat gratissimus amplexus (whose embrace was so agreeable) as Barnard saith, erit horribilis aspectus; Non redolet, sed olet, quae, redolere solet,
As a posy she smells sweet, is most fresh and fair one day, but dried up, withered, and stinks another.Beautiful Nireus, by that Homer so much admired, once dead, is more deformed than Thersites, and Solomon deceased as ugly as Marcolphus: thy lovely mistress that was erst [5717]Charis charior ocellis,
dearer to thee than thine eyes,once sick or departed, is Vili vilior aestimata coeno,
worse than any dirt or dunghill.Her embraces were not so acceptable, as now her looks be terrible: thou hadst better behold a Gorgon's head, than Helen's carcass.
Some are of opinion, that to see a woman naked is able of itself to alter his affection; and it is worthy of consideration, saith [5718]Montaigne the Frenchman in his Essays, that the skilfulest masters of amorous dalliance, appoint for a remedy of venerous passions, a full survey of the body; which the poet insinuates,
and after he had used her as a wife one night, because her breath stunk, they say, or for some other secret fault, sent her back again to her father.Peter Mattheus, in the life of Lewis the Eleventh, finds fault with our English [5721]chronicles, for writing how Margaret the king of Scots' daughter, and wife to Louis the Eleventh, French king, was ob graveolentiam oris, rejected by her husband. Many such matches are made for by-respects, or some seemly comeliness, which after honeymoon's past, turn to bitterness: for burning lust is but a flash, a gunpowder passion; and hatred oft follows in the highest degree, dislike and contempt.
Yea, but you will infer, your mistress is complete, of a most absolute form
in all men's opinions, no exceptions can be taken at her, nothing may be
added to her person, nothing detracted, she is the mirror of women for her
beauty, comeliness and pleasant grace, inimitable, merae deliciae, meri
lepores, she is Myrothetium Veneris, Gratiarum pixis, a mere magazine
of natural perfections, she hath all the Veneres and Graces,—mille faces
et mille figuras, in each part absolute and complete, [5726]Laeta genas
laeta os roseum, vaga lumina laeta: to be admired for her person, a most
incomparable, unmatchable piece, aurea proles, ad simulachrum alicujus
numinis composita, a Phoenix, vernantis aetatulae Venerilla, a nymph, a
fairy, [5727]like Venus herself when she was a maid, nulli secunda, a
mere quintessence, flores spirans et amaracum, foeminae prodigium: put
case she be, how long will she continue? [5728]Florem decoris singuli
carpunt dies: Every day detracts from her person,
and this beauty is
bonum fragile, a mere flash, a Venice glass, quickly broken,
Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vanity,Prov. xxxi. 30.
can she be fair and honest too?[5732] Aristo, the son of Agasicles, married a Spartan lass, the fairest lady in all Greece next to Helen, but for her conditions the most abominable and beastly creature of the world. So that I would wish thee to respect, with [5733]Seneca, not her person but qualities.
Will you say that's a good blade which hath a gilded scabbard, embroidered with gold and jewels? No, but that which hath a good edge and point, well tempered metal, able to resist.This beauty is of the body alone, and what is that, but as [5734] Gregory Nazianzen telleth us,
a mock of time and sickness?or as Boethius, [5735]
as mutable as a flower, and 'tis not nature so makes us, but most part the infirmity of the beholder.For ask another, he sees no such matter: Dic mihi per gratias quails tibi videtur,
I pray thee tell me how thou likest my sweetheart,as she asked her sister in Aristenaetus, [5736]
whom I so much admire, methinks he is the sweetest gentleman, the properest man that ever I saw: but I am in love, I confess (nec pudet fateri) and cannot therefore well judge.But be she fair indeed, golden-haired, as Anacreon his Bathillus, (to examine particulars) she have [5737]Flammeolos oculos, collaque lacteola, a pure sanguine complexion, little mouth, coral lips, white teeth, soft and plump neck, body, hands, feet, all fair and lovely to behold, composed of all graces, elegances, an absolute piece,
To conclude with Chrysostom, [5743]When thou seest a fair and beautiful
person, a brave Bonaroba, a bella donna, quae salivam moveat, lepidam
puellam et quam tu facile ames, a comely woman, having bright eyes, a
merry countenance, a shining lustre in her look, a pleasant grace, wringing
thy soul, and increasing thy concupiscence; bethink with thyself that it is
but earth thou lovest, a mere excrement, which so vexeth thee, which thou
so admirest, and thy raging soul will be at rest. Take her skin from her
face, and thou shalt see all loathsomeness under it, that beauty is a
superficial skin and bones, nerves, sinews: suppose her sick, now rivelled,
hoary-headed, hollow-cheeked, old; within she is full of filthy phlegm,
stinking, putrid, excremental stuff: snot and snivel in her nostrils,
spittle in her mouth, water in her eyes, what filth in her brains,
&c. Or
take her at best, and look narrowly upon her in the light, stand near her,
nearer yet, thou shalt perceive almost as much, and love less, as [5744]
Cardan well writes, minus amant qui acute vident, though Scaliger deride
him for it: if he see her near, or look exactly at such a posture,
whosoever he is, according to the true rules of symmetry and proportion,
those I mean of Albertus Durer, Lomatius and Tasnier, examine him of her.
If he be elegans formarum spectator he shall find many faults in
physiognomy, and ill colour: if form, one side of the face likely bigger
than the other, or crooked nose, bad eyes, prominent veins, concavities
about the eyes, wrinkles, pimples, red streaks, freckles, hairs, warts,
neves, inequalities, roughness, scabredity, paleness, yellowness, and as
many colours as are in a turkeycock's neck, many indecorums in their other
parts; est quod desideres, est quod amputes, one leers, another frowns,
a third gapes, squints, &c. And 'tis true that he saith, [5745]Diligenter
consideranti raro facies absoluta, et quae vitio caret, seldom shall you
find an absolute face without fault, as I have often observed; not in the
face alone is this defect or disproportion to be found; but in all the
other parts, of body and mind; she is fair, indeed, but foolish; pretty,
comely, and decent, of a majestical presence, but peradventure, imperious,
dishonest, acerba, iniqua, self-willed: she is rich, but deformed; hath
a sweet face, but bad carriage, no bringing up, a rude and wanton flirt; a
neat body she hath, but it is a nasty quean otherwise, a very slut, of a
bad kind. As flowers in a garden have colour some, but no smell, others
have a fragrant smell, but are unseemly to the eye; one is unsavoury to the
taste as rue, as bitter as wormwood, and yet a most medicinal cordial
flower, most acceptable to the stomach; so are men and women; one is well
qualified, but of ill proportion, poor and base: a good eye she hath, but a
bad hand and foot, foeda pedes et foeda manus, a fine leg, bad teeth, a
vast body, &c. Examine all parts of body and mind, I advise thee to inquire
of all. See her angry, merry, laugh, weep, hot, cold, sick, sullen,
dressed, undressed, in all attires, sites, gestures, passions, eat her
meals, &c., and in some of these you will surely dislike. Yea, not her only
let him observe, but her parents how they carry themselves: for what
deformities, defects, encumbrances of body or mind be in them at such an
age, they will likely be subject to, be molested in like manner, they will
patrizare or matrizare. And withal let him take notice of her
companions, in convictu (as Quiverra prescribes), et quibuscum
conversetur, whom she converseth with. Noscitur ex comite, qui non
cognoscitur ex se. [5746]According to Thucydides, she is commonly the
best, de quo minimus foras habetur sermo, that is least talked of abroad.
For if she be a noted reveller, a gadder, a singer, a pranker or dancer,
than take heed of her. For what saith Theocritus?
but if she be not so to me, what care I how kind she be?I say with [5749]Philostratus, formosa aliis, mihi superba, she is a tyrant to me, and so let her go. Besides these outward neves or open faults, errors, there be many inward infirmities, secret, some private (which I will omit), and some more common to the sex, sullen fits, evil qualities, filthy diseases, in this case fit to be considered; consideratio foeditatis mulierum, menstruae imprimis, quam immundae sunt, quam Savanarola proponit regula septima penitus observandam; et Platina dial. amoris fuse perstringit. Lodovicus Bonacsialus, mulieb. lib. 2. cap. 2. Pet. Haedus, Albertus, et infiniti fere medici. [5750]A lover, in Calcagninus's Apologies, wished with all his heart he were his mistress's ring, to hear, embrace, see, and do I know not what: O thou fool, quoth the ring, if thou wer'st in my room, thou shouldst hear, observe, and see pudenda et poenitenda, that which would make thee loathe and hate her, yea, peradventure, all women for her sake.
I will say nothing of the vices of their minds, their pride, envy,
inconstancy, weakness, malice, selfwill, lightness, insatiable lust,
jealousy, Ecclus. v. 14. No malice to a woman's, no bitterness like to
hers,
Eccles. vii. 21. and as the same author urgeth, Prov. xxxi. 10. Who
shall find a virtuous woman?
He makes a question of it. Neque jus neque
bonum, neque aequum sciunt, melius pejus, prosit, obsit, nihil vident, nisi
quod libido suggerit. They know neither good nor bad, be it better or
worse
(as the comical poet hath it), beneficial or hurtful, they will do
what they list.
But to my purpose: If women in general be so bad (and men worse than they)
what a hazard is it to marry? where shall a man find a good wife, or a
woman a good husband? A woman a man may eschew, but not a wife: wedding is
undoing (some say) marrying marring, wooing woeing: [5759]a wife is a
fever hectic,
as Scaliger calls her, and not be cured but by death,
as
out of Menander, Athenaeus adds,
better dwell with a dragon or a lion, than keep house with a wicked wife,Ecclus. xxv. 18.
better dwell in a wilderness,Prov. xxi. 19.
no wickedness like to her,Ecclus. xxv. 22.
She makes a sorry heart, an heavy countenance, a wounded mind, weak hands, and feeble knees,vers. 25.
A woman and death are two the bitterest things in the world:uxor mihi ducenda est hodie, id mihi visus est dicere, abi domum et suspende te. Ter. And. 1. 5. And yet for all this we bachelors desire to be married; with that vestal virgin, we long for it, [5764]Felices nuptae! moriar, nisi nubere dulce est. 'Tis the sweetest thing in the world, I would I had a wife saith he,
So long as we are wooers, may kiss and coll at our pleasure, nothing is so sweet, we are in heaven as we think; but when we are once tied, and have lost our liberty, marriage is an hell,
give me my yellow hose again:a mouse in a trap lives as merrily, we are in a purgatory some of us, if not hell itself. Dulce bellum inexpertis, as the proverb is, 'tis fine talking of war, and marriage sweet in contemplation, till it be tried: and then as wars are most dangerous, irksome, every minute at death's door, so is, &c. When those wild Irish peers, saith [5766]Stanihurst, were feasted by king Henry the Second, (at what time he kept his Christmas at Dublin) and had tasted of his prince-like cheer, generous wines, dainty fare, had seen his [5767]massy plate of silver, gold, enamelled, beset with jewels, golden candlesticks, goodly rich hangings, brave furniture, heard his trumpets sound, fifes, drums, and his exquisite music in all kinds: when they had observed his majestical presence as he sat in purple robes, crowned, with his sceptre, &c., in his royal seat, the poor men were so amazed, enamoured, and taken with the object, that they were pertaesi domestici et pristini tyrotarchi, as weary and ashamed of their own sordidity and manner of life. They would all be English forthwith; who but English! but when they had now submitted themselves, and lost their former liberty, they began to rebel some of them, others repent of what they had done, when it was too late. 'Tis so with us bachelors, when we see and behold those sweet faces, those gaudy shows that women make, observe their pleasant gestures and graces, give ear to their siren tunes, see them dance, &c., we think their conditions are as fine as their faces, we are taken, with dumb signs, in amplexum ruimus, we rave, we burn, and would fain be married. But when we feel the miseries, cares, woes, that accompany it, we make our moan many of us, cry out at length and cannot be released. If this be true now, as some out of experience will inform us, farewell wiving for my part, and as the comical poet merrily saith,
he hath married a wife and cannot come) a stop to all preferments, a rock on which many are saved, many impinge and are cast away: not that the thing is evil in itself or troublesome, but full of all contentment and happiness, one of the three things which please God, [5773]
when a man and his wife agree together,an honourable and happy estate, who knows it not? If they be sober, wise, honest, as the poet infers,
one man will never please thee;nor one woman many men. But as [5780]Pan replied to his father Mercury, when he asked whether he was married, Nequaquam pater, amator enim sum &c.
No, father, no, I am a lover still, and cannot be contented with one woman.Pythias, Echo, Menades, and I know not how many besides, were his mistresses, he might not abide marriage. Varietas delectat, 'tis loathsome and tedious, what one still? which the satirist said of Iberina, is verified in most,
Being that men and women are so irreligious, depraved by nature, so wandering in their affections, so brutish, so subject to disagreement, so unobservant of marriage rites, what shall I say? If thou beest such a one, or thou light on such a wife, what concord can there be, what hope of agreement? 'tis not conjugium but conjurgium, as the Reed and Fern in the [5783]Emblem, averse and opposite in nature: 'tis twenty to one thou wilt not marry to thy contentment: but as in a lottery forty blanks were drawn commonly for one prize, out of a multitude you shall hardly choose a good one: a small ease hence then, little comfort,
and what greater misery can there be than to beget children, to whom thou canst leave no other inheritance but hunger and thirst?[5788]cum fames dominatur, strident voces rogantium panem, penetrantes patris cor: what so grievous as to turn them up to the wide world, to shift for themselves? No plague like to want: and when thou hast good means, and art very careful of their education, they will not be ruled. Think but of that old proverb, ᾑρώων τέκνα πήματα, heroum filii noxae, great men's sons seldom do well; O utinam aut coelebs mansissem, aut prole carerem!
would that I had either remained single, or not had children,[5789]Augustus exclaims in Suetonius. Jacob had his Reuben, Simeon and Levi; David an Amnon, an Absalom, Adoniah; wise men's sons are commonly fools, insomuch that Spartian concludes, Neminem prope magnorum virorum optimum et utilem reliquisse filium: [5790]they had been much better to have been childless. 'Tis too common in the middle sort; thy son's a drunkard, a gamester, a spendthrift; thy daughter a fool, a whore; thy servants lazy drones and thieves; thy neighbours devils, they will make thee weary of thy life. [5791]
If thy wife be froward, when she may not have her will, thou hadst better be buried alive; she will be so impatient, raving still, and roaring like Juno in the tragedy, there's nothing but tempests, all is in an uproar.If she be soft and foolish, thou wert better have a block, she will shame thee and reveal thy secrets; if wise and learned, well qualified, there is as much danger on the other side, mulierem doctam ducere periculosissimum, saith Nevisanus, she will be too insolent and peevish, [5792]Malo Venusinam quam te Cornelia mater. Take heed; if she be a slut, thou wilt loathe her; if proud, she'll beggar thee, so [5793]
she'll spend thy patrimony in baubles, all Arabia will not serve to perfume her hair,saith Lucian; if fair and wanton, she'll make thee a cornuto; if deformed, she will paint. [5794]
If her face be filthy by nature, she will mend it by art,alienis et adscititiis imposturis,
which who can endure?If she do not paint, she will look so filthy, thou canst not love her, and that peradventure will make thee dishonest. Cromerus lib. 12. hist., relates of Casimirus,[5795]that he was unchaste, because his wife Aleida, the daughter of Henry, Landgrave of Hesse, was so deformed. If she be poor, she brings beggary with her (saith Nevisanus), misery and discontent. If you marry a maid, it is uncertain how she proves, Haec forsan veniet non satis apta tibi. [5796]If young, she is likely wanton and untaught; if lusty, too lascivious; and if she be not satisfied, you know where and when, nil nisi jurgia, all is in an uproar, and there is little quietness to be had; If an old maid, 'tis a hazard she dies in childbed; if a [5797]rich widow, induces te in laqueum, thou dost halter thyself, she will make all away beforehand, to her other children, &c.—[5798]dominam quis possit ferre tonantem? she will hit thee still in the teeth with her first husband; if a young widow, she is often insatiable and immodest. If she be rich, well descended, bring a great dowry, or be nobly allied, thy wife's friends will eat thee out of house and home, dives ruinam aedibus inducit, she will be so proud, so high-minded, so imperious. For—nihil est magis intolerabile dite,
there's nothing so intolerable,thou shalt be as the tassel of a goshawk, [5799]
she will ride upon thee, domineer as she list,wear the breeches in her oligarchical government, and beggar thee besides. Uxores divites servitutem exigunt (as Seneca hits them, declam. lib. 2. declam. 6.)—Dotem accepi imperium perdidi. They will have sovereignty, pro conjuge dominam arcessis, they will have attendance, they will do what they list. [5800]In taking a dowry thou losest thy liberty, dos intrat, libertas exit, hazardest thine estate.
with many such inconveniences:say the best, she is a commanding servant; thou hadst better have taken a good housewife maid in her smock. Since then there is such hazard, if thou be wise keep thyself as thou art, 'tis good to match, much better to be free.
Consider withal how free, how happy, how secure, how heavenly, in respect, a single man is, [5803]as he said in the comedy, Et isti quod fortunatum esse autumant, uxorem nunquam habui, and that which all my neighbours admire and applaud me for, account so great a happiness, I never had a wife; consider how contentedly, quietly, neatly, plentifully, sweetly, and how merrily he lives! he hath no man to care for but himself, none to please, no charge, none to control him, is tied to no residence, no cure to serve, may go and come, when, whither, live where he will, his own master, and do what he list himself. Consider the excellency of virgins, [5804] Virgo coelum meruit, marriage replenisheth the earth, but virginity Paradise; Elias, Eliseus, John Baptist, were bachelors: virginity is a precious jewel, a fair garland, a never-fading flower; [5805]for why was Daphne turned to a green bay-tree, but to show that virginity is immortal?
it cannot be believed(saith [5809]Ammianus)
with what humble service he shall be worshipped,how loved and respected:
If he want children, (and have means) he shall be often invited, attended on by princes, and have advocates to plead his cause for nothing,as [5810] Plutarch adds. Wilt thou then be reverenced, and had in estimation?
How happy had I been, if I had wanted a wife!If this which I have said will not suffice, see more in Lemnius lib. 4. cap. 13. de occult. nat. mir. Espencaeus de continentia, lib. 6. cap. 8. Kornman de virginitate, Platina in Amor. dial. Practica artis amandi, Barbarus de re uxoria, Arnisaeus in polit. cap. 3. and him that is instar omnium, Nevisanus the lawyer, Sylva nuptial, almost in every page.
Where persuasions and other remedies will not take place, many fly to
unlawful means, philters, amulets, magic spells, ligatures, characters,
charms, which as a wound with the spear of Achilles, if so made and caused,
must so be cured. If forced by spells and philters, saith Paracelsus, it
must be eased by characters, Mag. lib. 2. cap 28. and by incantations.
Fernelius Path. lib. 6. cap. 13. [5817]Skenkius lib. 4. observ. med.
hath some examples of such as have been so magically caused, and magically
cured, and by witchcraft: so saith Baptista Codronchus, lib. 3. cap. 9. de
mor. ven. Malleus malef. cap. 6. 'Tis not permitted to be done, I confess;
yet often attempted: see more in Wierus lib. 3. cap. 18. de praestig. de
remediis per philtra. Delrio tom. 2. lib. 2. quaest. 3. sect. 3. disquisit.
magic. Cardan lib. 16. cap. 90. reckons up many magnetical medicines, as
to piss through a ring, &c. Mizaldus cent. 3. 30, Baptista Porta, Jason
Pratensis, Lobelius pag. 87, Matthiolus, &c., prescribe many absurd
remedies. Radix mandragora ebibitae, Annuli ex ungulis Asini, Stercus amatae
sub cervical positum, illa nesciente, &c., quum odorem foeditatis sentit,
amor solvitur. Noctuae ocum abstemios facit comestum, ex consilio Jarthae
Indorum gymnosophistae apud Philostratum lib. 3. Sanguis amasiae, ebibitus
omnem amoris sensum tollit: Faustinam Marci Aurelii uxorem, gladiatoris
amore captam, ita penitus consilio Chaldaeorum liberatam, refert Julius
Capitolinus. Some of our astrologers will effect as much by
characteristical images, ex sigillis Hermetis, Salomonis, Chaelis, &c.
mulieris imago habentis crines sparsos, &c. Our old poets and fantastical
writers have many fabulous remedies for such as are lovesick, as that of
Protesilaus' tomb in Philostratus, in his dialogue between Phoenix and
Vinitor: Vinitor, upon occasion discoursing of the rare virtues of that
shrine, telleth him that Protesilaus' altar and tomb [5818]cures almost
all manner of diseases, consumptions, dropsies, quartan-agues, sore eyes:
and amongst the rest, such as are lovesick shall there be helped.
But
the most famous is [5819]Leucata Petra, that renowned rock in Greece, of
which Strabo writes, Geog. lib. 10. not far from St. Maures, saith Sands,
lib. 1. from which rock if any lover flung himself down headlong, he was
instantly cured. Venus after the death of Adonis, when she could take no
rest for love,
[5820]Cum vesana suas torreret flamma medullas, came to
the temple of Apollo to know what she should do to be eased of her pain:
Apollo sent her to Leucata Petra, where she precipitated herself, and was
forthwith freed; and when she would needs know of him a reason of it, he
told her again, that he had often observed [5821]Jupiter, when he was
enamoured on Juno, thither go to ease and wash himself, and after him
divers others. Cephalus for the love of Protela, Degonetus' daughter,
leaped down here, that Lesbian Sappho for Phaon, on whom she miserably
doted. [5822]Cupidinis aestro percita e summo praeceps ruit, hoping thus
to ease herself, and to be freed of her love pangs.
he took burning torches, and extinguished them in the river; his statute was to be seen in the temple of Venus Eleusina,of which Ovid makes mention, and saith
that all lovers of old went thither on pilgrimage, that would be rid of their love-pangs.Pausanias, in [5825] Phocicis, writes of a temple dedicated Veneri in spelunca, to Venus in the vault, at Naupactus in Achaia (now Lepanto) in which your widows that would have second husbands, made their supplications to the goddess; all manner of suits concerning lovers were commenced, and their grievances helped. The same author, in Achaicis, tells as much of the river [5826] Senelus in Greece; if any lover washed himself in it, by a secret virtue of that water, (by reason of the extreme coldness belike) he was healed, of love's torments, [5827]Amoris vulnus idem qui sanat facit; which if it be so, that water, as he holds, is omni auro pretiosior, better than any gold. Where none of all these remedies will take place, I know no other but that all lovers must make a head and rebel, as they did in [5828]Ausonius, and crucify Cupid till he grant their request, or satisfy their desires.
The last refuge and surest remedy, to be put in practice in the utmost place, when no other means will take effect, is to let them go together, and enjoy one another: potissima cura est ut heros amasia sua potiatur, saith Guianerius, cap. 15. tract. 15. Aesculapius himself, to this malady, cannot invent a better remedy, quam ut amanti cedat amatum, [5829](Jason Pratensis) than that a lover have his desire.
there is no speedier or safer course, than to join the parties together according to their desires and wishes, the custom and form of law; and so we have seen him quickly restored to his former health, that was languished away to skin and bones; after his desire was satisfied, his discontent ceased, and we thought it strange; our opinion is therefore that in such cases nature is to be obeyed.Areteus, an old author, lib. 3. cap. 3. hath an instance of a young man, [5834]when no other means could prevail, was so speedily relieved. What remains then but to join them in marriage?
they may then kiss and coll, lie and look babies in one another's eyes,as heir sires before them did, they may then satiate themselves with love's pleasures, which they have so long wished and expected;
Yea, but hic labor, hoc opus, this cannot conveniently be done, by reason
of many and several impediments. Sometimes both parties themselves are not
agreed: parents, tutors, masters, guardians, will not give consent; laws,
customs, statutes hinder: poverty, superstition, fear and suspicion: many
men dote on one woman, semel et simul: she dotes as much on him, or them,
and in modesty must not, cannot woo, as unwilling to confess as willing to
love: she dare not make it known, show her affection, or speak her mind.
And hard is the choice
(as it is in Euphues) when one is compelled either
by silence to die with grief, or by speaking to live with shame.
In this
case almost was the fair lady Elizabeth, Edward the Fourth his daughter,
when she was enamoured on Henry the Seventh, that noble young prince, and
new saluted king, when she broke forth into that passionate speech, [5836]
O that I were worthy of that comely prince! but my father being dead, I
want friends to motion such a matter! What shall I say? I am all alone, and
dare not open my mind to any. What if I acquaint my mother with it?
bashfulness forbids. What if some of the lords? audacity wants. O that I
might but confer with him, perhaps in discourse I might let slip such a
word that might discover mine intention!
How many modest maids may this
concern, I am a poor servant, what shall I do? I am a fatherless child, and
want means, I am blithe and buxom, young and lusty, but I have never a
suitor, Expectant stolidi ut ego illos rogatum veniam, as [5837]she
said, A company of silly fellows look belike that I should woo them and
speak first: fain they would and cannot woo,—[5838]quae primum exordia
sumam? being merely passive they may not make suit, with many such lets
and inconveniences, which I know not; what shall we do in such a case? sing
Fortune my foe?
———
Some are so curious in this behalf, as those old Romans, our modern Venetians, Dutch and French, that if two parties clearly love, the one noble, the other ignoble, they may not by their laws match, though equal otherwise in years, fortunes, education, and all good affection. In Germany, except they can prove their gentility by three descents, they scorn to match with them. A nobleman must marry a noblewoman: a baron, a baron's daughter; a knight, a knight's; a gentleman, a gentleman's: as slaters sort their slates, do they degrees and families. If she be never so rich, fair, well qualified otherwise, they will make him forsake her. The Spaniards abhor all widows; the Turks repute them old women, if past five-and-twenty. But these are too severe laws, and strict customs, dandum aliquid amori, we are all the sons of Adam, 'tis opposite to nature, it ought not to be so. Again: he loves her most impotently, she loves not him, and so e contra. [5839]Pan loved Echo, Echo Satyrus, Satyrus Lyda.
They love and loathe of all sorts, he loves her, she hates him; and is loathed of him, on whom she dotes.Cupid hath two darts, one to force love, all of gold, and that sharp,—[5840]Quod facit auratum est; another blunt, of lead, and that to hinder;—fugat hoc, facit illud amorem,
this dispels, that creates love.This we see too often verified in our common experience. [5841]Choresus dearly loved that virgin Callyrrhoe; but the more he loved her, the more she hated him. Oenone loved Paris, but he rejected her: they are stiff of all sides, as if beauty were therefore created to undo, or be undone. I give her all attendance, all observance, I pray and intreat, [5842]Alma precor miserere mei, fair mistress pity me, I spend myself, my time, friends and fortunes, to win her favour, (as he complains in the [5843]Eclogue,) I lament, sigh, weep, and make my moan to her,
but she is hard as flint,—cautibus Ismariis immotior—as fair and hard as a diamond, she will not respect, Despectus tibi sum, or hear me,
She neglects me for all this, she derides me,contemns me, she hates me,
Phillida flouts me:Caute, feris, quercu durior Eurydice, stiff, churlish, rocky still.
And 'tis most true, many gentlewomen are so nice, they scorn all suitors, crucify their poor paramours, and think nobody good enough for them, as dainty to please as Daphne herself.
he would rather die than give consent.Psyche ran whining after Cupid,
Their love danceth in a ring, and Cupid hunts them round about; he dotes, is doted on again.Dumque petit petitur, pariterque accedit et ardet, their affection cannot be reconciled. Oftentimes they may and will not, 'tis their own foolish proceedings that mars all, they are too distrustful of themselves, too soon dejected: say she be rich, thou poor: she young, thou old; she lovely and fair, thou most ill-favoured and deformed; she noble, thou base: she spruce and fine, but thou an ugly clown: nil desperandum, there's hope enough yet: Mopso Nisa datur, quid non speremus amantes? Put thyself forward once more, as unlikely matches have been and are daily made, see what will be the event. Many leave roses and gather thistles, loathe honey and love verjuice: our likings are as various as our palates. But commonly they omit opportunities, oscula qui sumpsit, &c., they neglect the usual means and times.
Take her to you, God give you joy, sir.The fox in the emblem would eat no grapes, but why? because he could not get them; care not then for that which may not be had.
Many such inconveniences, lets, and hindrances there are, which cross their projects and crucify poor lovers, which sometimes may, sometimes again cannot be so easily removed. But put case they be reconciled all, agreed hitherto, suppose this love or good liking be between two alone, both parties well pleased, there is mutuus amor, mutual love and great affection; yet their parents, guardians, tutors, cannot agree, thence all is dashed, the match is unequal: one rich, another poor: durus pater, a hard-hearted, unnatural, a covetous father will not marry his son, except he have so much money, ita in aurum omnes insaniunt, as [5857]Chrysostom notes, nor join his daughter in marriage, to save her dowry, or for that he cannot spare her for the service she doth him, and is resolved to part with nothing whilst he lives, not a penny, though he may peradventure well give it, he will not till he dies, and then as a pot of money broke, it is divided amongst them that gaped after it so earnestly. Or else he wants means to set her out, he hath no money, and though it be to the manifest prejudice of her body and soul's health, he cares not, he will take no notice of it, she must and shall tarry. Many slack and careless parents, iniqui patres, measure their children's affections by their own, they are now cold and decrepit themselves, past all such youthful conceits, and they will therefore starve their children's genus, have them a pueris [5858] illico nasci senes, they must not marry, nec earum affines esse rerum quas secum fert adolescentia: ex sua libidine moderatur quae est nunc, non quae olim fuit: as he said in the comedy: they will stifle nature, their young bloods must not participate of youthful pleasures, but be as they are themselves old on a sudden. And 'tis a general fault amongst most parents in bestowing of their children, the father wholly respects wealth, when through his folly, riot, indiscretion, he hath embezzled his estate, to recover himself, he confines and prostitutes his eldest son's love and affection to some fool, or ancient, or deformed piece for money.
denies that he so much as venially sins, that marries a maid for comeliness of person.The Jews, Deut. xxi. 11, if they saw amongst the captives a beautiful woman, some small circumstances observed, might take her to wife. They should not be too severe in that kind, especially if there be no such urgent occasion, or grievous impediment. 'Tis good for a commonwealth. [5864]Plato holds, that in their contracts
young men should never avoid the affinity of poor folks, or seek after rich.Poverty and base parentage may be sufficiently recompensed by many other good qualities, modesty, virtue, religion, and choice bringing up, [5865]
I am poor, I confess, but am I therefore contemptible, and an abject? Love itself is naked, the graces; the stars, and Hercules clad in a lion's skin.Give something to virtue, love, wisdom, favour, beauty, person; be not all for money. Besides, you must consider that Amor cogi non potest, love cannot be compelled, they must affect as they may: [5866]Fatum est in partibus illis quas sinus abscondit, as the saying is, marriage and hanging goes by destiny, matches are made in heaven.
O mistress, fortune hath made my body your servant, but not my soul!Affections are free, not to be commanded. Moreover it may be to restrain their ambition, pride, and covetousness, to correct those hereditary diseases of a family, God in his just judgment assigns and permits such matches to be made. For I am of Plato and [5869] Bodine's mind, that families have their bounds and periods as well as kingdoms, beyond which for extent or continuance they shall not exceed, six or seven hundred years, as they there illustrate by a multitude of examples, and which Peucer and [5870]Melancthon approve, but in a perpetual tenor (as we see by many pedigrees of knights, gentlemen, yeomen) continue as they began, for many descents with little alteration. Howsoever let them, I say, give something to youth, to love; they must not think they can fancy whom they appoint; [5871]Amor enim non imperatur, affectus liber si quis alius et vices exigens, this is a free passion, as Pliny said in a panegyric of his, and may not be forced: Love craves liking, as the saying is, it requires mutual affections, a correspondency: invito non datur nec aufertur, it may not be learned, Ovid himself cannot teach us how to love, Solomon describe, Apelles paint, or Helen express it. They must not therefore compel or intrude; [5872]quis enim (as Fabius urgeth) amare alieno animo potest? but consider withal the miseries of enforced marriages; take pity upon youth: and such above the rest as have daughters to bestow, should be very careful and provident to marry them in due time. Siracides cap. 7. vers. 25. calls it
a weighty matter to perform, so to marry a daughter to a man of understanding in due time:Virgines enim tempestive locandae, as [5873]Lemnius admonisheth, lib. 1. cap. 6. Virgins must be provided for in season, to prevent many diseases, of which [5874]Rodericus a Castro de morbis mulierum, lib. 2. cap. 3. and Lod. Mercatus lib. 2. de mulier. affect, cap. 4, de melanch. virginum et viduarum, have both largely discoursed. And therefore as well to avoid these feral maladies, 'tis good to get them husbands betimes, as to prevent some other gross inconveniences, and for a thing that I know besides; ubi nuptiarum tempus et aetas advenerit, as Chrysostom adviseth, let them not defer it; they perchance will marry themselves else, or do worse. If Nevisanus the lawyer do not impose, they may do it by right: for as he proves out of Curtius, and some other civilians, Sylvae, nup. lib. 2. numer. 30. [5875]
A maid past twenty-five years of age, against her parents' consent may marry such a one as is unworthy of, and inferior to her, and her father by law must be compelled to give her a competent dowry.Mistake me not in the mean time, or think that I do apologise here for any headstrong, unruly, wanton flirts. I do approve that of St. Ambrose (Comment. in Genesis xxiv. 51), which he hath written touching Rebecca's spousals,
A woman should give unto her parents the choice of her husband, [5876]lest she be reputed to be malapert and wanton, if she take upon her to make her own choice; [5877]for she should rather seem to be desired by a man, than to desire a man herself.To those hard parents alone I retort that of Curtius, (in the behalf of modester maids), that are too remiss and careless of their due time and riper years. For if they tarry longer, to say truth, they are past date, and nobody will respect them. A woman with us in Italy (saith [5878]Aretine's Lucretia) twenty-four years of age,
is old already, past the best, of no account.An old fellow, as Lycistrata confesseth in [5879]Aristophanes, etsi sit canus, cito puellam virginem ducat uxorem, and 'tis no news for an old fellow to marry a young wench: but as he follows it, mulieris brevis occasio est, etsi hoc non apprehenderit, nemo vult ducere uxorem, expectans vero sedet; who cares for an old maid? she may set, &c. A virgin, as the poet holds, lasciva et petulans puella virgo, is like a flower, a rose withered on a sudden.
Now for such as have free liberty to bestow themselves, I could wish that good counsel of the comical old man were put in practice,
her beauty is a maiden's dower,and he doth well that will accept of such a wife. Eubulides, in [5887]Aristaenetus, married a poor man's child, facie non illaetabili, of a merry countenance, and heavenly visage, in pity of her estate, and that quickly. Acontius coming to Delos, to sacrifice to Diana, fell in love with Cydippe, a noble lass, and wanting means to get her love, flung a golden apple into her lap, with this inscription upon it,
Forego not a wife and good woman; for her grace is above gold.If she have fortunes of her own, let her make a man. Danaus of Lacedaemon had a many daughters to bestow, and means enough for them all, he never stood inquiring after great matches, as others used to do, but [5892]sent for a company of brave young gallants to his house, and bid his daughters choose every one one, whom she liked best, and take him for her husband, without any more ado. This act of his was much approved in those times. But in this iron age of ours, we respect riches alone, (for a maid must buy her husband now with a great dowry, if she will have him) covetousness and filthy lucre mars all good matches, or some such by-respects. Crales, a Servian prince (as Nicephorus Gregoras Rom. hist. lib. 6. relates it,) was an earnest suitor to Eudocia, the emperor's sister; though her brother much desired it, yet she could not [5893]abide him, for he had three former wives, all basely abused; but the emperor still, Cralis amicitiam magni faciens, because he was a great prince, and a troublesome neighbour, much desired his affinity, and to that end betrothed his own daughter Simonida to him, a little girl five years of age (he being forty-five,) and five [5894]years older than the emperor himself: such disproportionable and unlikely matches can wealth and a fair fortune make. And yet not that alone, it is not only money, but sometimes vainglory, pride, ambition, do as much harm as wretched covetousness itself in another extreme. If a yeoman have one sole daughter, he must overmatch her, above her birth and calling, to a gentleman forsooth, because of her great portion, too good for one of her own rank, as he supposeth: a gentleman's daughter and heir must be married to a knight baronet's eldest son at least; and a knight's only daughter to a baron himself, or an earl, and so upwards, her great dower deserves it. And thus striving for more honour to their wealth, they undo their children, many discontents follow, and oftentimes they ruinate their families. [5895]Paulus Jovius gives instance in Galeatius the Second, that heroical Duke of Milan, externas affinitates, decoras quidem regio fastu, sed sibi et posteris damnosas et fere exitiales quaesivit; he married his eldest son John Galeatius to Isabella the King of France his sister, but she was socero tam gravis, ut ducentis millibus aureorum constiterit, her entertainment at Milan was so costly that it almost undid him. His daughter Violanta was married to Lionel Duke of Clarence, the youngest son to Edward the Third, King of England, but, ad ejus adventum tantae opes tam admirabili liberalitate profusae sunt, ut opulentissimorum regum splendorem superasse videretur, he was welcomed with such incredible magnificence, that a king's purse was scarce able to bear it; for besides many rich presents of horses, arms, plate, money, jewels, &c., he made one dinner for him and his company, in which were thirty-two messes and as much provision left, ut relatae a mensa dapes decem millibus hominum sufficerent, as would serve ten thousand men: but a little after Lionel died, novae nuptae et intempestivis conviviis operam dans, &c., and to the duke's great loss, the solemnity was ended. So can titles, honours, ambition, make many brave, but unfortunate matches of all sides for by-respects, (though both crazed in body and mind, most unwilling, averse, and often unfit,) so love is banished, and we feel the smart of it in the end. But I am too lavish peradventure in this subject.
Another let or hindrance is strict and severe discipline, laws and rigorous customs, that forbid men to marry at set times, and in some places; as apprentices, servants, collegiates, states of lives in copyholds, or in some base inferior offices, [5896]Velle licet in such cases, potiri non licet, as he said. They see but as prisoners through a grate, they covet and catch, but Tantalus a labris, &c. Their love is lost, and vain it is in such an estate to attempt. [5897]Gravissimum est adamare nec potiri, 'tis a grievous thing to love and not enjoy. They may, indeed, I deny not, marry if they will, and have free choice, some of them; but in the meantime their case is desperate, Lupum auribus tenent, they hold a wolf by the ears, they must either burn or starve. 'Tis cornutum sophisma, hard to resolve, if they marry they forfeit their estates, they are undone, and starve themselves through beggary and want: if they do not marry, in this heroical passion they furiously rage, are tormented, and torn in pieces by their predominate affections. Every man hath not the gift of continence, let him [5898]pray for it then, as Beza adviseth in his Tract de Divortiis, because God hath so called him to a single life, in taking away the means of marriage. [5899]Paul would have gone from Mysia to Bithynia, but the spirit suffered him not, and thou wouldst peradventure be a married man with all thy will, but that protecting angel holds it not fit. The devil too sometimes may divert by his ill suggestions, and mar many good matches, as the same [5900]Paul was willing to see the Romans, but hindered of Satan he could not. There be those that think they are necessitated by fate, their stars have so decreed, and therefore they grumble at their hard fortune, they are well inclined to marry, but one rub or other is ever in the way; I know what astrologers say in this behalf, what Ptolemy quadripartit. Tract. 4. cap. 4. Skoner lib. 1. cap. 12. what Leovitius genitur. exempl. 1. which Sextus ab Heminga takes to be the horoscope of Hieronymus Wolfius, what Pezelius, Origanaus and Leovitius his illustrator Garceus, cap. 12. what Junctine, Protanus, Campanella, what the rest, (to omit those Arabian conjectures a parte conjugii, a parte lasciviae, triplicitates veneris, &c., and those resolutions upon a question, an amica potiatur, &c.) determine in this behalf, viz. an sit natus conjugem habiturus, facile an difficulter sit sponsam impetraturus, quot conjuges, quo tempore, quales decernantur nato uxores, de mutuo amore conjugem, both in men's and women's genitures, by the examination of the seventh house the almutens, lords and planets there, a ☉d et ☾a &c., by particular aphorisms, Si dominus 7mae in 7ma vel secunda nobilem decernit uxorem, servam aut ignobilem si duodecima. Si Venus in 12ma, &c., with many such, too tedious to relate. Yet let no man be troubled, or find himself grieved with such predictions, as Hier. Wolfius well saith in his astrological [5901]dialogue, non sunt praetoriana decreta, they be but conjectures, the stars incline, but not enforce,
Of like nature is superstition, those rash vows of monks and friars, and
such as live in religious orders, but far more tyrannical and much worse.
Nature, youth, and his furious passion forcibly inclines, and rageth on the
one side; but their order and vow checks them on the other. [5905]Votoque
suo sua forma repugnat. What merits and indulgences they heap unto
themselves by it, what commodities, I know not; but I am sure, from such
rash vows, and inhuman manner of life, proceed many inconveniences, many
diseases, many vices, mastupration, satyriasis, [5906]priapismus,
melancholy, madness, fornication, adultery, buggery, sodomy, theft, murder,
and all manner of mischiefs: read but Bale's Catalogue of Sodomites, at the
visitation of abbeys here in England, Henry Stephan. his Apol. for
Herodotus, that which Ulricus writes in one of his epistles, [5907]that
Pope Gregory when he saw 600 skulls and bones of infants taken out of a
fishpond near a nunnery, thereupon retracted that decree of priests'
marriages, which was the cause of such a slaughter, was much grieved at it,
and purged himself by repentance.
Read many such, and then ask what is to
be done, is this vow to be broke or not? No, saith Bellarmine, cap. 38.
lib. de Monach. melius est scortari et uri quam de voto coelibatus ad
nuptias transire, better burn or fly out, than to break thy vow. And
Coster in his Enchirid. de coelibat. sacerdotum, saith it is absolutely
gravius peccatum, [5908]a greater sin for a priest to marry, than to
keep a concubine at home.
Gregory de Valence, cap. 6. de coelibat.
maintains the same, as those of Essei and Montanists of old. Insomuch that
many votaries, out of a false persuasion of merit and holiness in this
kind, will sooner die than marry, though it be to the saving of their
lives. [5909]Anno 1419. Pius 2, Pope, James Rossa, nephew to the King of
Portugal, and then elect Archbishop of Lisbon, being very sick at Florence,
[5910]when his physicians told him, that his disease was such, he must
either lie with a wench, marry, or die, cheerfully chose to die.
Now they
commended him for it; but St. Paul teacheth otherwise, Better marry than
burn,
and as St. Hierome gravely delivers it, Aliae, sunt leges Caesarum,
aliae Christi, aliud Papinianus, aliud Paulus noster praecipit, there's a
difference betwixt God's ordinances and men's laws: and therefore Cyprian
Epist. 8. boldly denounceth, impium est, adulterum est, sacrilegum est,
quodcunque humano furore statuitur, ut dispositio divina violetur, it is
abominable, impious, adulterous, and sacrilegious, what men make and ordain
after their own furies to cross God's laws. [5911]Georgius Wicelius, one
of their own arch divines (Inspect. eccles. pag. 18) exclaims against it,
and all such rash monastical vows, and would have such persons seriously to
consider what they do, whom they admit, ne in posterum querantur de
inanibus stupris, lest they repent it at last. For either, as he follows
it, [5912]you must allow them concubines, or suffer them to marry, for
scarce shall you find three priests of three thousand, qui per aetatem non
ament, that are not troubled with burning lust. Wherefore I conclude it is
an unnatural and impious thing to bar men of this Christian liberty, too
severe and inhuman an edict.
O chastity(saith he)
thou art a rare goddess in the world, not so easily got, seldom continuate: thou mayst now and then be compelled, either for defect of nature, or if discipline persuade, decrees enforce:or for some such by-respects, sullenness, discontent, they have lost their first loves, may not have whom they will themselves, want of means, rash vows, &c. But can he willingly contain? I think not. Therefore, either out of commiseration of human imbecility, in policy, or to prevent a far worse inconvenience, for they hold some of them as necessary as meat and drink, and because vigour of youth, the state and temper of most men's bodies do so furiously desire it, they have heretofore in some nations liberally admitted polygamy and stews, a hundred thousand courtesans in Grand Cairo in Egypt, as [5920]Radzivilus observes, are tolerated, besides boys: how many at Fez, Rome, Naples, Florence, Venice, &c., and still in many other provinces and cities of Europe they do as much, because they think young men, churchmen, and servants amongst the rest, can hardly live honest. The consideration of this belike made Vibius, the Spaniard, when his friend [5921]Crassus, that rich Roman gallant, lay hid in the cave, ut voluptatis quam aetas illa desiderat copiam faceret, to gratify him the more, send two [5922]lusty lasses to accompany him all that while he was there imprisoned, And Surenus, the Parthian general, when he warred against the Romans, to carry about with him 200 concubines, as the Swiss soldiers do now commonly their wives. But, because this course is not generally approved, but rather contradicted as unlawful and abhorred, [5923]in most countries they do much encourage them to marriage, give great rewards to such as have many children, and mulct those that will not marry, Jus trium liberorum, and in Agellius, lib. 2. cap. 15. Elian. lib. 6. cap. 5. Valerius, lib. 1. cap. 9. [5924]We read that three children freed the father from painful offices, and five from all contribution.
A woman shall be saved by bearing children.Epictetus would have all marry, and as [5925]Plato will, 6 de legibus, he that marrieth not before 35 years of his age, must be compelled and punished, and the money consecrated to [5926]Juno's temple, or applied to public uses. They account him, in some countries, unfortunate that dies without a wife, a most unhappy man, as [5927]Boethius infers, and if at all happy, yet infortunio felix, unhappy in his supposed happiness. They commonly deplore his estate, and much lament him for it: O, my sweet son, &c. See Lucian, de Luctu, Sands fol. 83, &c.
Yet, notwithstanding, many with us are of the opposite part, they are
married themselves, and for others, let them burn, fire and flame, they
care not, so they be not troubled with them. Some are too curious, and some
too covetous, they may marry when they will both for ability and means, but
so nice, that except as Theophilus the emperor was presented, by his mother
Euprosune, with all the rarest beauties of the empire in the great chamber
of his palace at once, and bid to give a golden apple to her he liked best.
If they might so take and choose whom they list out of all the fair maids
their nation affords, they could happily condescend to marry: otherwise,
&c., why should a man marry, saith another epicurean rout, what's matrimony
but a matter of money? why should free nature be entrenched on, confined or
obliged, to this or that man or woman, with these manacles of body and
goods? &c. There are those too that dearly love, admire and follow women
all their lives long, sponsi Penelopes, never well but in their company,
wistly gazing on their beauties, observing close, hanging after them,
dallying still with them, and yet dare not, will not marry. Many poor
people, and of the meaner sort, are too distrustful of God's providence,
they will not, dare not for such worldly respects,
fear of want, woes,
miseries, or that they shall light, as [5928]Lemnius saith, on a scold, a
slut, or a bad wife.
And therefore, [5929]Tristem Juventam venere
deserta colunt, they are resolved to live single, as [5930]Epaminondas
did, [5931]Nil ait esse prius, melius nil coelibe vita, and ready
with Hippolitus to abjure all women, [5932]Detestor omnes, horreo, fugio,
execror, &c. But,
alas, poor Hippolitus, thou knowest not what thou sayest, 'tis otherwise, Hippolitus.[5933]Some make a doubt, an uxor literato sit ducenda, whether a scholar should marry, if she be fair she will bring him back from his grammar to his horn book, or else with kissing and dalliance she will hinder his study; if foul with scolding, he cannot well intend to do both, as Philippus Beroaldus, that great Bononian doctor, once writ, impediri enim studia literarum, &c., but he recanted at last, and in a solemn sort with true conceived words he did ask the world and all women forgiveness. But you shall have the story as he relates himself, in his Commentaries on the sixth of Apuleius. For a long time I lived a single life, et ab uxore ducenda semper abhorrui, nec quicquam libero lecto censui jucundius. I could not abide marriage, but as a rambler, erraticus ac volaticus amator (to use his own words) per multiplices amores discurrebam, I took a snatch where I could get it; nay more, I railed at marriage downright, and in a public auditory, when I did interpret that sixth Satire of Juvenal, out of Plutarch and Seneca, I did heap up all the dicteries I could against women; but now recant with Stesichorus, palinodiam cano, nec poenitet censeri in ordine maritorum, I approve of marriage, I am glad I am a [5934]married man, I am heartily glad I have a wife, so sweet a wife, so noble a wife, so young, so chaste a wife, so loving a wife, and I do wish and desire all other men to marry; and especially scholars, that as of old Martia did by Hortensius, Terentia by Tullius, Calphurnia to Plinius, Pudentilla to Apuleius, [5935]hold the candle whilst their husbands did meditate and write, so theirs may do them, and as my dear Camilla doth to me. Let other men be averse, rail then and scoff at women, and say what they can to the contrary, vir sine uxore malorum expers est, &c., a single man is a happy man, &c., but this is a toy. [5936]Nec dulces amores sperne puer, neque tu choreas; these men are too distrustful and much to blame, to use such speeches, [5937]Parcite paucorum diffundere, crimen in omnes.
They must not condemn all for some.As there be many bad, there be some good wives; as some be vicious, some be virtuous. Read what Solomon hath said in their praises, Prov. xiii. and Siracides, cap. 26 et 30,
Blessed is the man that hath a virtuous wife, for the number of his days shall be double. A virtuous woman rejoiceth her husband, and she shall fulfil the years of his life in peace. A good wife is a good portion(and xxxvi. 24),
an help, a pillar of rest,columina quietis, [5938] Qui capit uxorem, fratrem capit atque sororem. And 30,
He that hath no wife wandereth to and fro mourning.Minuuntur atrae conjuge curae, women are the sole, only joy, and comfort of a man's life, born ad usum et lusum hominum, firmamenta familiae,
A wife is a young man's mistress, a middle age's companion, an old man's nurse:Particeps laetorum et tristium, a prop, a help, &c.
He that will avoid trouble must avoid the world.(Eusebius praepar. Evangel. 5. cap. 50.) Some trouble there is in marriage I deny not, Etsi grave sit matrimonium, saith Erasmus, edulcatur tamen multis, &c., yet there be many things to [5945]sweeten it, a pleasant wife, placens uxor, pretty children, dulces nati, deliciae filiorum hominum, the chief delight of the sons of men; Eccles. ii. 8. &c. And howsoever though it were all troubles, [5946]utilitatis publicae causa devorandum, grave quid libenter subeundum, it must willingly be undergone for public good's sake,
have no commerce with a single man:Holding belike that a bachelor could not live honestly as he should, and with Georgius Wicelius, a great divine and holy man, who of late by twenty-six arguments commends marriage as a thing most necessary for all kinds of persons, most laudable and fit to be embraced: and is persuaded withal, that no man can live and die religiously, and as he ought, without a wife, persuasus neminem posse neque pie vivere, neque bene mori citra uxorem, he is false, an enemy to the commonwealth, injurious to himself, destructive to the world, an apostate to nature, a rebel against heaven and earth. Let our wilful, obstinate, and stale bachelors ruminate of this,
If we could live without wives,as Marcellus Numidicus said in [5954] Agellius,
we would all want them; but because we cannot, let all marry, and consult rather to the public good, than their own private pleasure or estate.It were an happy thing, as wise [5955]Euripides hath it, if we could buy children with gold and silver, and be so provided, sine mulierum congressu, without women's company; but that may not be:
But what do I trouble myself, to find arguments to persuade to, or commend marriage? behold a brief abstract of all that which I have said, and much more, succinctly, pithily, pathetically, perspicuously, and elegantly delivered in twelve motions to mitigate the miseries of marriage, by [5957] Jacobus de Voragine,
1. Res est? habes quae tucatur et augeat.—2. Non est? habes quae quaerat.—3. Secundae res sunt? felicitas duplicatur.—4. Adversae sunt? Consolatur, adsidet, onus participat ut tolerabile fiat.—5. Domi es? solitudinis taedium pellit.—6. Foras? Discendentem visu prosequitur, absentem desiderat, redeuntem laeta excipit.—7. Nihil jucundum absque societate? Nulla societas matrimonio suavior.—8. Vinculum conjugalis charitatis adamentinum.—9. Accrescit dulcis affinium turba, duplicatur numerus parentum, fratrum, sororum, nepotum.—10. Pulchra sis prole parens.—11. Lex Mosis sterilitatem matrimonii execratur, quanto amplius coelibatum?—12. Si natura poenam non effugit, ne voluntas quidem effugiet.
1. Hast thou means? thou hast none to keep and increase it.—2. Hast none? thou hast one to help to get it.—3. Art in prosperity? thine happiness is doubled.—4. Art in adversity? she'll comfort, assist, bear a part of thy burden to make it more tolerable.—5. Art at home? she'll drive away melancholy.—6. Art abroad? she looks after thee going from home, wishes for thee in thine absence, and joyfully welcomes thy return.—7. There's nothing delightsome without society, no society so sweet as matrimony.—8. The band of conjugal love is adamantine.—9. The sweet company of kinsmen increaseth, the number of parents is doubled, of brothers, sisters, nephews.—10. Thou art made a father by a fair and happy issue.—11. Moses curseth the barrenness of matrimony, how much more a single life?—12. If nature escape not punishment, surely thy will shall not avoid it.
All this is true, say you, and who knows it not? but how easy a matter is it to answer these motives, and to make an Antiparodia quite opposite unto it? To exercise myself I will essay:
1. Hast thou means? thou hast one to spend it.—2. Hast none? thy beggary is increased.—3. Art in prosperity? thy happiness is ended.—4. Art in adversity? like Job's wife she'll aggravate thy misery, vex thy soul, make thy burden intolerable.—5. Art at home? she'll scold thee out of doors.—6. Art abroad? If thou be wise keep thee so, she'll perhaps graft horns in thine absence, scowl on thee coming home.—7. Nothing gives more content than solitariness, no solitariness like this of a single life,—8. The band of marriage is adamantine, no hope of losing it, thou art undone.—9. Thy number increaseth, thou shalt be devoured by thy wife's friends.—10. Thou art made a cornuto by an unchaste wife, and shalt bring up other folks' children instead of thine own.—11. Paul commends marriage, yet he prefers a single life.—12. Is marriage honourable? What an immortal crown belongs to virginity?
So Siracides himself speaks as much as may be for and against women, so doth almost every philosopher plead pro and con, every poet thus argues the case (though what cares vulgus nominum what they say?): so can I conceive peradventure, and so canst thou: when all is said, yet since some be good, some bad, let's put it to the venture. I conclude therefore with Seneca,
Why dost thou lie alone, let thy youth and best days to pass away?Marry whilst thou mayst, donec viventi canities abest morosa, whilst thou art yet able, yet lusty, [5958]Elige cui dicas, tu mihi sola places, make thy choice, and that freely forthwith, make no delay, but take thy fortune as it falls. 'Tis true,
Take me to thee, and thee to me,tomorrow is St. Valentine's day, let's keep it holiday for Cupid's sake, for that great god Love's sake, for Hymen's sake, and celebrate [5961]Venus' vigil with our ancestors for company together, singing as they did,
No, not in that severe family of Stoics, who shall refuse to submit his grave beard, and supercilious looks to the clipping of a wife,or disagree from his fellows in this point.
For what more willingly(as [5964]Varro holds)
can a proper man see than a fair wife, a sweet wife, a loving wife?can the world afford a better sight, sweeter content, a fairer object, a more gracious aspect?
Since then this of marriage is the last and best refuge, and cure of heroical love, all doubts are cleared, and impediments removed; I say again, what remains, but that according to both their desires, they be happily joined, since it cannot otherwise be helped? God send us all good wives, every man his wish in this kind, and me mine!
after many troubles and cares, the marriages of lovers are more sweet and pleasant.As we commonly conclude a comedy with a [5970]wedding, and shaking of hands, let's shut up our discourse, and end all with an [5971]Epithalamium.
Feliciter nuptis, God give them joy together. [5972]Hymen O Hymenae, Hymen ades O Hymenaee! Bonum factum, 'tis well done, Haud equidem sine mente reor, sine numine Divum, 'tis a happy conjunction, a fortunate match, an even couple,
they both excel in gifts of body and mind, are both equal in years,youth, vigour, alacrity, she is fair and lovely as Lais or Helen, he as another Charinus or Alcibiades,
Go give a sweet smell as incense, and bring forth flowers as the lily:that we may say hereafter, Scitus Mecastor natus est Pamphilo puer. In the meantime I say,
so couple their hearts, that no irksomeness or anger ever befall them: let him never call her other name than my joy, my light, or she call him otherwise than sweetheart. To this happiness of theirs, let not old age any whit detract, but as their years, so let their mutual love and comfort increase.And when they depart this life,
Atque haec de amore dixisse sufficiat, sub correctione, [5980]quod ait ille, cujusque melius sentientis. Plura qui volet de remediis amoris, legat Jasonem Pratensem, Arnoldum, Montaltum, Savanarolum, Langium, Valescum, Crimisonum, Alexandrum Benedictum, Laurentium, Valleriolam, e Poetis Nasonem, e nostratibus Chaucerum, &c., with whom I conclude,
Valescus de Taranta cap. de Melanchol. Aelian Montaltus, Felix Platerus,
Guianerius, put jealousy for a cause of melancholy, others for a symptom;
because melancholy persons amongst these passions and perturbations of the
mind, are most obnoxious to it. But methinks for the latitude it hath, and
that prerogative above other ordinary symptoms, it ought to be treated of
as a species apart, being of so great and eminent note, so furious a
passion, and almost of as great extent as love itself, as [5982]Benedetto
Varchi holds, no love without a mixture of jealousy,
qui non zelat, non
amat. For these causes I will dilate, and treat of it by itself, as a
bastard-branch or kind of love-melancholy, which, as heroical love goeth
commonly before marriage, doth usually follow, torture, and crucify in like
sort, deserves therefore to be rectified alike, requires as much care and
industry, in setting out the several causes of it, prognostics and cures.
Which I have more willingly done, that he that is or hath been jealous, may
see his error as in a glass; he that is not, may learn to detest, avoid it
himself, and dispossess others that are anywise affected with it.
Jealousy is described and defined to be [5983]a certain suspicion which
the lover hath of the party he chiefly loveth, lest he or she should be
enamoured of another:
or any eager desire to enjoy some beauty alone, to
have it proper to himself only: a fear or doubt, lest any foreigner should
participate or share with him in his love. Or (as [5984]Scaliger adds) a
fear of losing her favour whom he so earnestly affects.
Cardan calls it a
[5985]zeal for love, and a kind of envy lest any man should beguile us.
[5986]Ludovicus Vives defines it in the very same words, or little
differing in sense.
There be many other jealousies, but improperly so called all; as that of parents, tutors, guardians over their children, friends whom they love, or such as are left to their wardship or protection.
not of beauty, but lest they should miscarry, do amiss, or any way discredit, disgrace(as Vives notes)
or endanger themselves and us.[5989]Aegeus was so solicitous for his son Theseus, (when he went to fight with the Minotaur) of his success, lest he should be foiled, [5990]Prona est timori semper in pejus fides. We are still apt to suspect the worst in such doubtful cases, as many wives in their husband's absence, fond mothers in their children's, lest if absent they should be misled or sick, and are continually expecting news from them, how they do fare, and what is become of them, they cannot endure to have them long out of their sight: oh my sweet son, O my dear child, &c. Paul was jealous over the Church of Corinth, as he confesseth, 2 Cor. xi. 12.
With a godly jealousy, to present them a pure virgin to Christ;and he was afraid still, lest as the serpent beguiled Eve, through his subtlety, so their minds should be corrupt from the simplicity that is in Christ. God himself, in some sense, is said to be jealous, [5991]
I am a jealous God, and will visit:so Psalm lxxix. 5.
Shall thy jealousy burn like fire for ever?But these are improperly called jealousies, and by a metaphor, to show the care and solicitude they have of them. Although some jealousies express all the symptoms of this which we treat of, fear, sorrow, anguish, anxiety, suspicion, hatred, &c., the object only varied. That of some fathers is very eminent, to their sons and heirs; for though they love them dearly being children, yet now coming towards man's estate they may not well abide them, the son and heir is commonly sick of the father, and the father again may not well brook his eldest son, inde simultates, plerumque contentiones et inimicitiae; but that of princes is most notorious, as when they fear co-rivals (if I may so call them) successors, emulators, subjects, or such as they have offended. [5992] Omnisque potestas impatiens consortis erit:
they are still suspicious, lest their authority should be diminished,[5993]as one observes; and as Comineus hath it, [5994]
it cannot be expressed what slender causes they have of their grief and suspicion, a secret disease, that commonly lurks and breeds in princes' families.Sometimes it is for their honour only, as that of Adrian the emperor, [5995]
that killed all his emulators.Saul envied David; Domitian Agricola, because he did excel him, obscure his honour, as he thought, eclipse his fame. Juno turned Praetus' daughters into kine, for that they contended with her for beauty; [5996]Cyparissae, king Eteocles' children, were envied of the goddesses for their excellent good parts, and dancing amongst the rest, saith [5997]Constantine,
and for that cause flung headlong from heaven, and buried in a pit, but the earth took pity of them, and brought out cypress trees to preserve their memories.[5998]Niobe, Arachne, and Marsyas, can testify as much. But it is most grievous when it is for a kingdom itself, or matters of commodity, it produceth lamentable effects, especially amongst tyrants, in despotico Imperio, and such as are more feared than beloved of their subjects, that get and keep their sovereignty by force and fear. [5999]Quod civibus tenere te invitis scias, &c., as Phalaris, Dionysius, Periander held theirs. For though fear, cowardice, and jealousy, in Plutarch's opinion, be the common causes of tyranny, as in Nero, Caligula, Tiberius, yet most take them to be symptoms. For [6000]
what slave, what hangman(as Bodine well expresseth this passion, l. 2. c. 5. de rep.)
can so cruelly torture a condemned person, as this fear and suspicion? Fear of death, infamy, torments, are those furies and vultures that vex and disquiet tyrants, and torture them day and night, with perpetual terrors and affrights, envy, suspicion, fear, desire of revenge, and a thousand such disagreeing perturbations, turn and affright the soul out of the hinges of health, and more grievously wound and pierce, than those cruel masters can exasperate and vex their apprentices or servants, with clubs, whips, chains, and tortures.Many terrible examples we have in this kind, amongst the Turks especially, many jealous outrages; [6001]Selimus killed Kornutus his youngest brother, five of his nephews, Mustapha Bassa, and divers others. [6002]Bajazet the second Turk, jealous of the valour and greatness of Achmet Bassa, caused him to be slain. [6003]Suleiman the Magnificent murdered his own son Mustapha; and 'tis an ordinary thing amongst them, to make away their brothers, or any competitors, at the first coming to the crown: 'tis all the solemnity they use at their fathers' funerals. What mad pranks in his jealous fury did Herod of old commit in Jewry, when he massacred all the children of a year old? [6004]Valens the emperor in Constantinople, when as he left no man alive of quality in his kingdom that had his name begun with Theo; Theodoti, Theognosti, Theodosii, Theoduli, &c. They went all to their long home, because a wizard told him that name should succeed in his empire. And what furious designs hath [6005]Jo. Basilius, that Muscovian tyrant, practised of late? It is a wonder to read that strange suspicion, which Suetonius reports of Claudius Caesar, and of Domitian, they were afraid of every man they saw: and which Herodian of Antoninus and Geta, those two jealous brothers, the one could not endure so much as the other's servants, but made away him, his chiefest followers, and all that belonged to him, or were his well-wishers. [6006]Maximinus
perceiving himself to be odious to most men, because he was come to that height of honour out of base beginnings, and suspecting his mean parentage would be objected to him, caused all the senators that were nobly descended, to be slain in a jealous humour, turned all the servants of Alexander his predecessor out of doors, and slew many of them, because they lamented their master's death, suspecting them to be traitors, for the love they bare to him.When Alexander in his fury had made Clitus his dear friend to be put to death, and saw now (saith [6007]Curtius) an alienation in his subjects' hearts, none durst talk with him, he began to be jealous of himself, lest they should attempt as much on him,
and said they lived like so many wild beasts in a wilderness, one afraid of another.Our modern stories afford us many notable examples. [6008]Henry the Third of France, jealous of Henry of Lorraine, Duke of Guise, anno 1588, caused him to be murdered in his own chamber. [6009]Louis the Eleventh was so suspicious, he durst not trust his children, every man about him he suspected for a traitor; many strange tricks Comineus telleth of him. How jealous was our Henry the [6010]Fourth of King Richard the Second, so long as he lived, after he was deposed? and of his own son Henry in his latter days? which the prince well perceiving, came to visit his father in his sickness, in a watchet velvet gown, full of eyelet holes, and with needles sticking in them (as an emblem of jealousy), and so pacified his suspicious father, after some speeches and protestations, which he had used to that purpose. Perpetual imprisonment, as that of Robert [6011]Duke of Normandy, in the days of Henry the First, forbidding of marriage to some persons, with such like edicts and prohibitions, are ordinary in all states. In a word ([6012]as he said) three things cause jealousy, a mighty state, a rich treasure, a fair wife; or where there is a cracked title, much tyranny, and exactions. In our state, as being freed from all these fears and miseries, we may be most secure and happy under the reign of our fortunate prince:
But this furious passion is most eminent in men, and is as well amongst
bachelors as married men. If it appear amongst bachelors, we commonly call
them rivals or co-rivals, a metaphor derived from a river, rivales, a
[6022]rivo; for as a river, saith Acron in Hor. Art. Poet. and Donat
in Ter. Eunuch. divides a common ground between two men, and both
participate of it, so is a woman indifferent between two suitors, both
likely to enjoy her; and thence comes this emulation, which breaks out many
times into tempestuous storms, and produceth lamentable effects, murder
itself, with much cruelty, many single combats. They cannot endure the
least injury done unto them before their mistress, and in her defence will
bite off one another's noses; they are most impatient of any flout,
disgrace, lest emulation or participation in that kind. [6023]Lacerat
lacerium Largi mordax Memnius. Memnius the Roman (as Tully tells the
story, de oratore, lib. 2.), being co-rival with Largus Terracina, bit
him by the arm, which fact of his was so famous, that it afterwards grew to
a proverb in those parts. [6024]Phaedria could not abide his co-rival
Thraso; for when Parmeno demanded, numquid aliud imperas? whether he
would command him any more service: No more
(saith he) but to speak in his
behalf, and to drive away his co-rival if he could.
Constantine, in the
eleventh book of his husbandry, cap. 11, hath a pleasant tale of the
pine-tree; [6025]she was once a fair maid, whom Pineus and Boreas, two
co-rivals, dearly sought; but jealous Boreas broke her neck, &c. And in his
eighteenth chapter he telleth another tale of [6026]Mars, that in his
jealousy slew Adonis. Petronius calleth this passion amantium furiosum
aemulationem, a furious emulation; and their symptoms are well expressed
by Sir Geoffrey Chaucer in his first Canterbury Tale. It will make the
nearest and dearest friends fall out; they will endure all other things to
be common, goods, lands, moneys, participate of each pleasure, and take in
good part any disgraces, injuries in another kind; but as Propertius well
describes it in an elegy of his, in this they will suffer nothing, have no
co-rivals.
a fury, a continual fever, full of suspicion, fear, and sorrow, a martyrdom, a mirth-marring monster. The sorrow and grief of heart of one woman jealous of another, is heavier than death,Ecclus. xxviii. 6. as [6028]Peninnah did Hannah,
vex her and upbraid her sore.'Tis a main vexation, a most intolerable burden, a corrosive to all content, a frenzy, a madness itself; as [6029]Beneditto Varchi proves out of that select sonnet of Giovanni de la Casa, that reverend lord, as he styles him.
Astrologers make the stars a cause or sign of this bitter passion, and out
of every man's horoscope will give a probable conjecture whether he will be
jealous or no, and at what time, by direction of the significators to their
several promissors: their aphorisms are to be read in Albubater, Pontanus,
Schoner, Junctine, &c. Bodine, cap. 5. meth. hist. ascribes a great
cause to the country or clime, and discourseth largely there of this
subject, saying, that southern men are more hot, lascivious, and jealous,
than such as live in the north; they can hardly contain themselves in those
hotter climes, but are most subject to prodigious lust. Leo Afer telleth
incredible things almost, of the lust and jealousy of his countrymen of
Africa, and especially such as live about Carthage, and so doth every
geographer of them in [6030]Asia, Turkey, Spaniards, Italians. Germany
hath not so many drunkards, England tobacconists, France dancers, Holland
mariners, as Italy alone hath jealous husbands. And in [6031]Italy some
account them of Piacenza more jealous than the rest. In [6032]Germany,
France, Britain, Scandia, Poland, Muscovy, they are not so troubled with
this feral malady, although Damianus a Goes, which I do much wonder at, in
his topography of Lapland, and Herbastein of Russia, against the stream of
all other geographers, would fasten it upon those northern inhabitants.
Altomarius Poggius, and Munster in his description of Baden, reports that
men and women of all sorts go commonly into the baths together, without all
suspicion, the name of jealousy
(saith Munster) is not so much as once
heard of among them.
In Friesland the women kiss him they drink to, and
are kissed again of those they pledge. The virgins in Holland go hand in
hand with young men from home, glide on the ice, such is their harmless
liberty, and lodge together abroad without suspicion, which rash Sansovinus
an Italian makes a great sign of unchastity. In France, upon small
acquaintance, it is usual to court other men's wives, to come to their
houses, and accompany them arm in arm in the streets, without imputation.
In the most northern countries young men and maids familiarly dance
together, men and their wives, [6033]which, Siena only excepted, Italians
may not abide. The [6034]Greeks, on the other side, have their private
baths for men and women, where they must not come near, nor so much as see
one another: and as [6035]Bodine observes lib. 5. de repub. the
Italians could never endure this,
or a Spaniard, the very conceit of it
would make him mad: and for that cause they lock up their women, and will
not suffer them to be near men, so much as in the [6036]church, but with a
partition between. He telleth, moreover, how that when he was ambassador
in England, he heard Mendoza the Spanish legate finding fault with it, as a
filthy custom for men and women to sit promiscuously in churches together;
but Dr. Dale the master of the requests told him again, that it was indeed
a filthy custom in Spain, where they could not contain themselves from
lascivious thoughts in their holy places, but not with us.
Baronius in his
Annals, out of Eusebius, taxeth Licinius the emperor for a decree of his
made to this effect, Jubens ne viri simul cum mulieribus in ecclesia
interessent: for being prodigiously naught himself, aliorum naturam ex
sua vitiosa mente spectavit, he so esteemed others. But we are far from
any such strange conceits, and will permit our wives and daughters to go to
the tavern with a friend, as Aubanus saith, modo absit lascivia, and
suspect nothing, to kiss coming and going, which, as Erasmus writes in one
of his epistles, they cannot endure. England is a paradise for women, and
hell for horses: Italy a paradise for horses, hell for women, as the diverb
goes. Some make a question whether this headstrong passion rage more in
women than men, as Montaigne l. 3. But sure it is more outrageous in women,
as all other melancholy is, by reason of the weakness of their sex.
Scaliger Poet. lib. cap. 13. concludes against women: [6037]Besides
their inconstancy, treachery, suspicion, dissimulation, superstition,
pride,
(for all women are by nature proud) desire of sovereignty, if they
be great women,
(he gives instance in Juno) bitterness and jealousy are the
most remarkable affections.
an idle woman is presumed to be lascivious, and often jealous.Mulier cum sola cogitat, male cogitat: and 'tis not unlikely, for they have no other business to trouble their heads with.
More particular causes be these which follow. Impotency first, when a man is not able of himself to perform those dues which he ought unto his wife: for though he be an honest liver, hurt no man, yet Trebius the lawyer may make a question, an suum cuique tribuat, whether he give every one their own; and therefore when he takes notice of his wants, and perceives her to be more craving, clamorous, insatiable and prone to lust than is fit, he begins presently to suspect, that wherein he is defective, she will satisfy herself, she will be pleased by some other means. Cornelius Gallus hath elegantly expressed this humour in an epigram to his Lychoris.
All women are slippery, often unfaithful to their husbands(as Aeneas Sylvius epist. 38. seconds him),
but to old men most treacherous:they had rather mortem amplexarier, lie with a corse than such a one: [6044]Oderunt illum pueri, contemnunt mulieres. On the other side many men, saith Hieronymus, are suspicious of their wives, [6045]if they be lightly given, but old folks above the rest. Insomuch that she did not complain without a cause in [6046]Apuleius, of an old bald bedridden knave she had to her good man:
Poor woman as I am, what shall I do? I have an old grim sire to my husband, as bald as a coot, as little and as unable as a child,a bedful of bones,
he keeps all the doors barred and locked upon me, woe is me, what shall I do?He was jealous, and she made him a cuckold for keeping her up: suspicion without a cause, hard usage is able of itself to make a woman fly out, that was otherwise honest,
bad usage aggravates the matter.Nam quando mulieres cognoscunt maritum hoc advertere, licentius peccant, [6048]as Nevisanus holds, when a woman thinks her husband watcheth her, she will sooner offend; [6049]Liberius peccant, et pudor omnis abest, rough handling makes them worse: as the goodwife of Bath in Chaucer brags,
we govern all the world abroad, and our wives at home rule us.These offend in one extreme; but too hard and too severe, are far more offensive on the other. As just a cause may be long absence of either party, when they must of necessity be much from home, as lawyers, physicians, mariners, by their professions; or otherwise make frivolous, impertinent journeys, tarry long abroad to no purpose, lie out, and are gadding still, upon small occasions, it must needs yield matter of suspicion, when they use their wives unkindly in the meantime, and never tarry at home, it cannot use but engender some such conceit.
to oversee his wife in his absence, (as Apollo set a raven to watch his Coronis) although she lived in his house with her father and mother, who be knew would have a care of her; yet that would not satisfy his jealousy, he would have his special friend Dionysius to dwell in his house with her all the time of his peregrination, and to observe her behaviour, how she carried herself in her husband's absence, and that she did not lust after other men. [6058]For a woman had need to have an overseer to keep her honest; they are bad by nature, and lightly given all, and if they be not curbed in time, as an unpruned tree, they will be full of wild branches, and degenerate of a sudden.Especially in their husband's absence: though one Lucretia were trusty, and one Penelope, yet Clytemnestra made Agamemnon cuckold; and no question there be too many of her conditions. If their husbands tarry too long abroad upon unnecessary business, well they may suspect: or if they run one way, their wives at home will fly out another, quid pro quo. Or if present, and give them not that content which they ought, [6059]Primum ingratae, mox invisae noctes quae per somnum transiguntur, they cannot endure to lie alone, or to fast long. [6060] Peter Godefridus, in his second book of Love, and sixth chapter, hath a story out of St. Anthony's life, of a gentleman, who, by that good man's advice, would not meddle with his wife in the passion week, but for his pains she set a pair of horns on his head. Such another he hath out of Abstemius, one persuaded a new married man, [6061]
to forbear the three first nights, and he should all his lifetime after be fortunate in cattle,but his impatient wife would not tarry so long: well he might speed in cattle, but not in children. Such a tale hath Heinsius of an impotent and slack scholar, a mere student, and a friend of his, that seeing by chance a fine damsel sing and dance, would needs marry her, the match was soon made, for he was young and rich, genis gratus, corpore glabellus, arte multiscius, et fortuna opulentus, like that Apollo in [6062]Apuleius. The first night, having liberally taken his liquor (as in that country they do) my fine scholar was so fuzzled, that he no sooner was laid in bed, but he fell fast asleep, never waked till morning, and then much abashed, purpureis formosa rosis cum Aurora ruberet; when the fair morn with purple hue 'gan shine, he made an excuse, I know not what, out of Hippocrates Cous, &c., and for that time it went current: but when as afterward he did not play the man as he should do, she fell in league with a good fellow, and whilst he sat up late at his study about those criticisms, mending some hard places in Festus or Pollux, came cold to bed, and would tell her still what he had done, she did not much regard what he said, &c. [6063]
She would have another matter mended much rather, which he did not conceive was corrupt:thus he continued at his study late, she at her sport, alibi enim festivas noctes agitabat, hating all scholars for his sake, till at length he began to suspect, and turned a little yellow, as well he might; for it was his own fault; and if men be jealous in such cases ([6064]as oft it falls out) the mends is in their own hands, they must thank themselves. Who will pity them, saith Neander, or be much offended with such wives, si deceptae prius viros decipiant, et cornutos reddant, if they deceive those that cozened them first. A lawyer's wife in [6065]Aristaenetus, because her husband was negligent in his business, quando lecto danda opera, threatened to cornute him: and did not stick to tell Philinna, one of her gossips, as much, and that aloud for him to hear:
If he follow other men's matters and leave his own, I'll have an orator shall plead my cause,I care not if he know it.
A fourth eminent cause of jealousy may be this, when he that is deformed,
and as Pindarus of Vulcan, sine gratiis natus, hirsute, ragged, yet
virtuously given, will marry some fair nice piece, or light housewife,
begins to misdoubt (as well he may) she doth not affect him. [6066]Lis
est cum forma magna pudicitiae, beauty and honesty have ever been at odds.
Abraham was jealous of his wife because she was fair: so was Vulcan of his
Venus, when he made her creaking shoes, saith [6067]Philostratus, ne
maecharetur, sandalio scilicet deferente, that he might hear by them when
she stirred, which Mars indigne ferre, [6068]was not well pleased with.
Good cause had Vulcan to do as he did, for she was no honester than she
should be. Your fine faces have commonly this fault; and it is hard to
find, saith Francis Philelphus in an epistle to Saxola his friend, a rich
man honest, a proper woman not proud or unchaste. Can she be fair and
honest too?
[6071]Nevisanus, lib. 4. num. 72, will have barrenness to be a main cause of jealousy. If her husband cannot play the man, some other shall, they will leave no remedies unessayed, and thereupon the good man grows jealous; I could give an instance, but be it as it is.
I find this reason given by some men, because they have been formerly naught themselves, they think they may be so served by others, they turned up trump before the cards were shuffled; they shall have therefore legem talionis, like for like.
stolen waters be more pleasant:or as Vitellius the emperor was wont to say, Jucundiores amores, qui cum periculo habentur, like stolen venison, still the sweetest is that love which is most difficultly attained: they like better to hunt by stealth in another man's walk, than to have the fairest course that may be at game of their own.
as a horse they neigh,saith [6082]Jeremiah, after their neighbours' wives,—ut visa pullus adhinnit equa: and if they be in company with other women, though in their own wives' presence, they must be courting and dallying with them. Juno in Lucian complains of Jupiter that he was still kissing Ganymede before her face, which did not a little offend her: and besides he was a counterfeit Amphitryo, a bull, a swan, a golden shower, and played many such bad pranks, too long, too shameful to relate.
Or that they care little for their own ladies, and fear no laws, they dare freely keep whores at their wives' noses. 'Tis too frequent with noblemen to be dishonest; Pielas, probitas, fides, privata bona sunt, as [6083]he said long since, piety, chastity, and such like virtues are for private men: not to be much looked after in great courts: and which Suetonius of the good princes of his time, they might be all engraven in one ring, we may truly hold of chaste potentates of our age. For great personages will familiarly run out in this kind, and yield occasion of offence. [6084] Montaigne, in his Essays, gives instate in Caesar, Mahomet the Turk, that sacked Constantinople, and Ladislaus, king of Naples, that besieged Florence: great men, and great soldiers, are commonly great, &c., probatum est, they are good doers. Mars and Venus are equally balanced in their actions,
This vice([6090] saith mine author)
is so common with us in France, that he is of no account, a mere coward, not worthy the name of a soldier, that is not a notorious whoremaster.In Italy he is not a gentleman, that besides his wife hath not a courtesan and a mistress. 'Tis no marvel, then, if poor women in such cases be jealous, when they shall see themselves manifestly neglected, contemned, loathed, unkindly used: their disloyal husbands to entertain others in their rooms, and many times to court ladies to their faces: other men's wives to wear their jewels: how shall a poor woman in such a case moderate her passion? [6091]Quis tibi nunc Dido cernenti talia sensus?
How, on the other side, shall a poor man contain himself from this feral
malady, when he shall see so manifest signs of his wife's inconstancy?
when, as Milo's wife, she dotes upon every young man she sees, or, as
[6092]Martial's Sota,—deserto sequitur Clitum marito, deserts her
husband and follows Clitus.
Though her husband be proper and tall, fair
and lovely to behold, able to give contentment to any one woman, yet she
will taste of the forbidden fruit: Juvenal's Iberina to a hair, she is as
well pleased with one eye as one man. If a young gallant come by chance
into her presence, a fastidious brisk, that can wear his clothes well in
fashion, with a lock, jingling spur, a feather, that can cringe, and withal
compliment, court a gentlewoman, she raves upon him, O what a lovely
proper man he was,
another Hector, an Alexander, a goodly man, a demigod,
how sweetly he carried himself, with how comely a grace, sic oculos, sic
ille manus, sic ora ferebat, how neatly he did wear his clothes! [6093]
Quam sese ore ferens, quam forti pectore et armis, how bravely did he
discourse, ride, sing, and dance, &c., and then she begins to loathe her
husband, repugnans osculatur, to hate him and his filthy beard, his
goatish complexion, as Doris said of Polyphemus, [6094]totus qui saniem,
totus ut hircus olet, he is a rammy fulsome fellow, a goblin-faced fellow,
he smells, he stinks, Et caepas simul alliumque ructat [6095]—si quando
ad thalamum, &c., how like a dizzard, a fool, an ass, he looks, how like a
clown he behaves himself! [6096]she will not come near him by her own good
will, but wholly rejects him, as Venus did her fuliginous Vulcan, at last,
Nec Deus hunc mensa, Dea nec dignata cubili est. [6097]So did Lucretia, a
lady of Senae, after she had but seen Euryalus, in Eurialum tota ferebatur,
domum reversa, &c., she would not hold her eyes off him in his presence,—
[6098]tantum egregio decus enitet ore, and in his absence could think of
none but him, odit virum, she loathed her husband forthwith, might not
abide him:
to be so free and familiar with every gallant, her immodesty and wantonness,(as [6100]Camerarius notes) it must needs yield matter of suspicion to him, when she still pranks up herself beyond her means and fortunes, makes impertinent journeys, unnecessary visitations, stays out so long, with such and such companions, so frequently goes to plays, masks, feasts, and all public meetings, shall use such immodest [6101]gestures, free speeches, and withal show some distaste of her own husband; how can he choose,
though he were another Socrates, but be suspicious, and instantly jealous?[6102] Socraticas tandem faciet transcendere metas; more especially when he shall take notice of their more secret and sly tricks, which to cornute their husbands they commonly use (dum ludis, ludos haec te facit) they pretend love, honour, chastity, and seem to respect them before all men living, saints in show, so cunningly can they dissemble, they will not so much as look upon another man in his presence, [6103]so chaste, so religious, and so devout, they cannot endure the name or sight of a quean, a harlot, out upon her! and in their outward carriage are most loving and officious, will kiss their husband, and hang about his neck (dear husband, sweet husband), and with a composed countenance salute him, especially when he comes home; or if he go from home, weep, sigh, lament, and take upon them to be sick and swoon (like Jocundo's wife in [6104]Ariosto, when her husband was to depart), and yet arrant, &c. they care not for him,
kiss their husbands, whom they had rather see hanging on a gallows, and swear they love him dearer than their own lives, whose soul they would not ransom for their little dog's,
to see and to be seen, to observe what fashions are in use, to meet some pander, bawd, monk, friar, or to entice some good fellow.For they persuade themselves, as [6107] Nevisanus shows,
That it is neither sin nor shame to lie with a lord or parish priest, if he be a proper man;[6108]
and though she kneel often, and pray devoutly, 'tis(saith Platina)
not for her husband's welfare, or children's good, or any friend, but for her sweetheart's return, her pander's health.If her husband would have her go, she feigns herself sick, [6109]Et simulat subito condoluisse caput: her head aches, and she cannot stir: but if her paramour ask as much, she is for him in all seasons, at all hours of the night. [6110]In the kingdom of Malabar, and about Goa in the East Indies, the women are so subtile that, with a certain drink they give them to drive away cares as they say, [6111]
they will make them sleep for twenty-four hours, or so intoxicate them that they can remember nought of that they saw done, or heard, and, by washing of their feet, restore them again, and so make their husbands cuckolds to their faces.Some are ill-disposed at all times, to all persons they like, others more wary to some few, at such and such seasons, as Augusta, Livia, non nisi plena navi vectorem tollebat. But as he said,
Now when those other circumstances of time and place, opportunity and importunity shall concur, what will they not effect?
showed his nakedness in his drunkenness, which for six hundred years he had covered in soberness.Lot lay with his daughters in his drink, as Cyneras with Myrrha,—[6120]quid enim Venus ebria curat? The most continent may be overcome, or if otherwise they keep bad company, they that are modest of themselves, and dare not offend,
confirmed by [6121]others, grow impudent, and confident, and get an ill habit.
If you leave her in such a place, you shall likely find her in company you like not, either they come to her, or she is gone to them.[6124]Kornmannus makes a doubting jest in his lascivious country, Virginis illibata censeatur ne castitas ad quam frequentur accedant scholares? And Baldus the lawyer scoffs on, quum scholaris, inquit, loquitur cum puella, non praesumitur ei dicere, Pater noster, when a scholar talks with a maid, or another man's wife in private, it is presumed he saith not a pater noster. Or if I shall see a monk or a friar climb up a ladder at midnight into a virgin's or widow's chamber window, I shall hardly think he then goes to administer the sacraments, or to take her confession. These are the ordinary causes of jealousy, which are intended or remitted as the circumstances vary.
Of all passions, as I have already proved, love is most violent, and of
those bitter potions which this love-melancholy affords, this bastard
jealousy is the greatest, as appears by those prodigious symptoms which it
hath, and that it produceth. For besides fear and sorrow, which is common
to all melancholy, anxiety of mind, suspicion, aggravation, restless
thoughts, paleness, meagreness, neglect of business, and the like, these
men are farther yet misaffected, and in a higher strain. 'Tis a more
vehement passion, a more furious perturbation, a bitter pain, a fire, a
pernicious curiosity, a gall corrupting the honey of our life, madness,
vertigo, plague, hell, they are more than ordinarily disquieted, they lose
bonum pacis, as [6125]Chrysostom observes; and though they be rich, keep
sumptuous tables, be nobly allied, yet miserrimi omnium sunt, they are
most miserable, they are more than ordinarily discontent, more sad, nihil
tristius, more than ordinarily suspicious. Jealousy, saith [6126]Vives,
begets unquietness in the mind, night and day: he hunts after every word
he hears, every whisper, and amplifies it to himself
(as all melancholy men
do in other matters) with a most unjust calumny of others, he misinterprets
everything is said or done, most apt to mistake or misconstrue,
he pries
into every corner, follows close, observes to a hair. 'Tis proper to
jealousy so to do,
but in a rage ran upon a yellow-haired wench,with whom she suspected her husband to be naught,
cut off her hair, did beat her black and blue, and so dragged her about.It is an ordinary thing for women in such cases to scratch the faces, slit the noses of such as they suspect; as Henry the Second's importune Juno did by Rosamond at Woodstock; for she complains in a [6132]modern poet, she scarce spake,
The hatred of a jealous woman is inseparable against such as she suspects.
they geld innumerable infantsto this purpose; the King of [6138]China
maintains 10,000 eunuchs in his family to keep his wives.The Xeriffes of Barbary keep their courtesans in such a strict manner, that if any man come but in sight of them he dies for it; and if they chance to see a man, and do not instantly cry out, though from their windows, they must be put to death. The Turks have I know not how many black, deformed eunuchs (for the white serve for other ministeries) to this purpose sent commonly from Egypt, deprived in their childhood of all their privities, and brought up in the seraglio at Constantinople to keep their wives; which are so penned up they may not confer with any living man, or converse with younger women, have a cucumber or carrot sent into them for their diet, but sliced, for fear, &c. and so live and are left alone to their unchaste thoughts all the days of their lives. The vulgar sort of women, if at any time they come abroad, which is very seldom, to visit one another, or to go to their baths, are so covered, that no man can see them, as the matrons were in old Rome, lectica aut sella tecta, vectae, so [6139]Dion and Seneca record, Velatae totae incedunt, which [6140]Alexander ab Alexandro relates of the Parthians, lib. 5. cap. 24. which, with Andreas Tiraquellus his commentator, I rather think should be understood of Persians. I have not yet said all, they do not only lock them up, sed et pudendis seras adhibent: hear what Bembus relates lib. 6. of his Venetian history, of those inhabitants that dwell about Quilon in Africa. Lusitani, inquit, quorundum civitates adierunt: qui natis statim faeminis naturam consuunt, quoad urinae exitus ne impediatur, easque quum adoleverint sic consutas in matrimonium collocant, ut sponsi prima cura sit conglutinatas puellae oras ferro interscindere. In some parts of Greece at this day, like those old Jews, they will not believe their wives are honest, nisi pannum menstruatum prima nocte videant: our countryman [6141]Sands, in his peregrination, saith it is severely observed in Zanzynthus, or Zante; and Leo Afer in his time at Fez, in Africa, non credunt virginem esse nisi videant sanguineam mappam; si non, ad parentes pudore rejicitur. Those sheets are publicly shown by their parents, and kept as a sign of incorrupt virginity. The Jews of old examined their maids ex tenui membrana, called Hymen, which Laurentius in his anatomy, Columbus lib. 12. cap. 10. Capivaccius lib. 4. cap. 11. de uteri affectibus, Vincent, Alsarus Genuensis quaesit. med. cent. 4. Hieronymus Mercurialis consult. Ambros. Pareus, Julius Caesar Claudinus Respons. 4. as that also de [6142]ruptura venarum ut sauguis fluat, copiously confute; 'tis no sufficient trial they contend. And yet others again defend it, Gaspar Bartholinus Institut. Anat. lib. 1. cap. 31. Pinaeus of Paris, Albertus Magnus de secret. mulier. cap. 9 & 10. &c. and think they speak too much in favour of women. [6143] Ludovicus Boncialus lib. 4. cap. 2. muliebr. naturalem illam uteri labiorum constrictionem, in qua virginitatem consistere volunt, astringentibus medicinis fieri posse vendicat, et si defloratae sint, astutae [6144]mulieres (inquit) nos fallunt in his. Idem Alsarius Crucius Genuensis iisdem fere verbis. Idem Avicenna lib. 3. Fen. 20. Tract. 1, cap. 47. [6145]Rhasis Continent. lib. 24. Rodericus a Castro de nat. mul. lib. 1. cap. 3. An old bawdy nurse in [6146]Aristaenetus, (like that Spanish Caelestina, [6147]quae, quinque mille virgines fecit mulieres, totidemque mulieres arte sua virgines) when a fair maid of her acquaintance wept and made her moan to her, how she had been deflowered, and now ready to be married, was afraid it would be perceived, comfortably replied, Noli vereri filia, &c.
Fear not, daughter, I'll teach thee a trick to help it.Sed haec extra callem. To what end are all those astrological questions, an sit virgo, an sit casta, an sit mulier? and such strange absurd trials in Albertus Magnus, Bap. Porta, Mag. lib. 2. cap. 21. in Wecker. lib. 5. de secret, by stones, perfumes, to make them piss, and confess I know not what in their sleep; some jealous brain was the first founder of them. And to what passion may we ascribe those severe laws against jealousy, Num. v. 14, Adulterers Deut. cap. 22. v. xxii. as amongst the Hebrews, amongst the Egyptians (read [6148]Bohemus l. 1. c. 5. de mor. gen. of the Carthaginians, cap. 6. of Turks, lib. 2. cap. 11.) amongst the Athenians of old, Italians at this day, wherein they are to be severely punished, cut in pieces, burned, vivi-comburio, buried alive, with several expurgations, &c. are they not as so many symptoms of incredible jealousy? we may say the same of those vestal virgins that fetched water in a sieve, as Tatia did in Rome, anno ab. urb. condita 800. before the senators; and [6149]Aemilia, virgo innocens, that ran over hot irons, as Emma, Edward the Confessor's mother did, the king himself being a spectator, with the like. We read in Nicephorus, that Chunegunda the wife of Henricus Bavarus emperor, suspected of adultery, insimulata adulterii per ignitos vomeres illaesa transiit, trod upon red hot coulters, and had no harm: such another story we find in Regino lib. 2. In Aventinus and Sigonius of Charles the Third and his wife Richarda, an. 887, that was so purged with hot irons. Pausanias saith, that he was once an eyewitness of such a miracle at Diana's temple, a maid without any harm at all walked upon burning coals. Pius Secund. in his description of Europe, c. 46. relates as much, that it was commonly practised at Diana's temple, for women to go barefoot over hot coals, to try their honesties: Plinius, Solinus, and many writers, make mention of [6150]Geronia's temple, and Dionysius Halicarnassus, lib. 3. of Memnon's statue, which were used to this purpose. Tatius lib. 6. of Pan his cave, (much like old St. Wilfrid's needle in Yorkshire) wherein they did use to try, maids, [6151]whether they were honest; when Leucippe went in, suavissimus exaudiri sonus caepit Austin de civ. Dei lib. 10. c. 16. relates many such examples, all which Lavater de spectr. part. 1. cap. 19 contends to be done by the illusion of devils; though Thomas quaest. 6. de polentia, &c. ascribes it to good angels. Some, saith [6152]Austin, compel their wives to swear they be honest, as if perjury were a lesser sin than adultery; [6153]some consult oracles, as Phaerus that blind king of Egypt. Others reward, as those old Romans used to do; if a woman were contented with one man, Corona pudicitiae donabatur, she had a crown of chastity bestowed on her. When all this will not serve, saith Alexander Gaguinus, cap. 5. descript. Muscoviae, the Muscovites, if they suspect their wives, will beat them till they confess, and if that will not avail, like those wild Irish, be divorced at their pleasures, or else knock them on the heads, as the old [6154]Gauls have done in former ages. Of this tyranny of jealousy read more in Parthenius Erot. cap. 10. Camerarius cap. 53. hor. subcis. et cent. 2. cap. 34. Caelia's epistles, Tho. Chaloner de repub. Aug. lib. 9. Ariosto lib. 31. stasse 1. Felix Platerus observat. lib. 1. &c.
Those which are jealous, most part, if they be not otherwise relieved,
[6155]proceed from suspicion to hatred, from hatred to frenzy, madness,
injury, murder and despair.
[6163]Paulus Aemilius, in his history of France, hath a tragical story of
Chilpericus the First his death, made away by Ferdegunde his queen. In a
jealous humour he came from hunting, and stole behind his wife, as she was
dressing and combing her head in the sun, gave her a familiar touch with
his wand, which she mistaking for her lover, said, Ah Landre, a good
knight should strike before, and not behind:
but when she saw herself
betrayed by his presence, she instantly took order to make him away.
Hierome Osorius, in his eleventh book of the deeds of Emanuel King of
Portugal, to this effect hath a tragical narration of one Ferdinandus
Chalderia, that wounded Gotherinus, a noble countryman of his, at Goa in
the East Indies, [6164]and cut off one of his legs, for that he looked as
he thought too familiarly upon his wife, which was afterwards a cause of
many quarrels, and much bloodshed.
Guianerius cap. 36. de aegritud.
matr. speaks of a silly jealous fellow, that seeing his child new-born
included in a caul, thought sure a [6165]Franciscan that used to come to
his house, was the father of it, it was so like the friar's cowl, and
thereupon threatened the friar to kill him: Fulgosus of a woman in
Narbonne, that cut off her husband's privities in the night, because she
thought he played false with her. The story of Jonuses Bassa, and fair
Manto his wife, is well known to such as have read the Turkish history; and
that of Joan of Spain, of which I treated in my former section. Her
jealousy, saith Gomesius, was the cause of both their deaths: King Philip
died for grief a little after, as [6166]Martian his physician gave it out,
and she for her part after a melancholy discontented life, misspent in
lurking-holes and corners, made an end of her miseries.
Felix Plater, in
the first book of his observations, hath many such instances, of a
physician of his acquaintance, [6167]that was first mad through jealousy,
and afterwards desperate:
of a merchant [6168]that killed his wife in
the same humour, and after precipitated himself:
of a doctor of
law that cut off his man's nose: of a painter's wife in Basil, anno 1600,
that was mother of nine children and had been twenty-seven years married,
yet afterwards jealous, and so impatient that she became desperate, and
would neither eat nor drink in her own house, for fear her husband should
poison her. 'Tis a common sign this; for when once the humours are stirred,
and the imagination misaffected, it will vary itself in divers forms; and
many such absurd symptoms will accompany, even madness itself. Skenkius
observat. lib. 4. cap. de Uter. hath an example of a jealous
woman that by this means had many fits of the mother: and in his first book
of some that through jealousy ran mad: of a baker that gelded himself to
try his wife's honesty, &c. Such examples are too common.
As of all other melancholy, some doubt whether this malady may be cured or no, they think 'tis like the [6169]gout, or Switzers, whom we commonly call Walloons, those hired soldiers, if once they take possession of a castle, they can never be got out.
the nails of it be pared before they grow too long.No better means to resist or repel it than by avoiding idleness, to be still seriously busied about some matters of importance, to drive out those vain fears, foolish fantasies and irksome suspicions out of his head, and then to be persuaded by his judicious friends, to give ear to their good counsel and advice, and wisely to consider, how much he discredits himself, his friends, dishonours his children, disgraceth his family, publisheth his shame, and as a trumpeter of his own misery, divulgeth, macerates, grieves himself and others; what an argument of weakness it is, how absurd a thing in its own nature, how ridiculous, how brutish a passion, how sottish, how odious; for as [6172]Hierome well hath it, Odium sui facit, et ipse novissime sibi odio est, others hate him, and at last he hates himself for it; how harebrain a disease, mad and furious. If he will but hear them speak, no doubt he may be cured. [6173]Joan, queen of Spain, of whom I have formerly spoken, under pretence of changing air was sent to Complutum, or Alcada de las Heneras, where Ximenius the archbishop of Toledo then lived, that by his good counsel (as for the present she was) she might be eased. [6174]
For a disease of the soul, if concealed, tortures and overturns it, and by no physic can sooner be removed than by a discreet man's comfortable speeches.I will not here insert any consolatory sentences to this purpose, or forestall any man's invention, but leave it every one to dilate and amplify as he shall think fit in his own judgment: let him advise with Siracides cap. 9. 1.
Be not jealous over the wife of thy bosom;read that comfortable and pithy speech to this purpose of Ximenius, in the author himself, as it is recorded by Gomesius; consult with Chaloner lib. 9. de repub. Anglor. or Caelia in her epistles, &c. Only this I will add, that if it be considered aright, which causeth this jealous passion, be it just or unjust, whether with or without cause, true or false, it ought not so heinously to be taken; 'tis no such real or capital matter, that it should make so deep a wound. 'Tis a blow that hurts not, an insensible smart, grounded many times upon false suspicion alone, and so fostered by a sinister conceit. If she be not dishonest, he troubles and macerates himself without a cause; or put case which is the worst, he be a cuckold, it cannot be helped, the more he stirs in it, the more he aggravates his own misery. How much better were it in such a case to dissemble or contemn it? why should that be feared which cannot be redressed? multae tandem deposuerunt (saith [6175]Vives) quum flecti maritos non posse vident, many women, when they see there is no remedy, have been pacified; and shall men be more jealous than women? 'Tis some comfort in such a case to have companions, Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris; Who can say he is free? Who can assure himself he is not one de praeterito, or secure himself de futuro? If it were his case alone, it were hard; but being as it is almost a common calamity, 'tis not so grievously to be taken. If a man have a lock, which every man's key will open, as well as his own, why should he think to keep it private to himself? In some countries they make nothing of it, ne nobiles quidem, saith [6176]Leo Afer, in many parts of Africa (if she be past fourteen) there's not a nobleman that marries a maid, or that hath a chaste wife; 'tis so common; as the moon gives horns once a month to the world, do they to their husbands at least. And 'tis most part true which that Caledonian lady, [6177]Argetocovus, a British prince's wife, told Julia Augusta, when she took her up for dishonesty,
We Britons are naught at least with some few choice men of the better sort, but you Romans lie with every base knave, you are a company of common whores.Severus the emperor in his time made laws for the restraint of this vice; and as [6178]Dion Nicaeus relates in his life, tria millia maechorum, three thousand cuckold-makers, or naturae monetam adulterantes, as Philo calls them, false coiners, and clippers of nature's money, were summoned into the court at once. And yet, Non omnem molitor quae fluit undam videt,
the miller sees not all the water that goes by his mill:no doubt, but, as in our days, these were of the commonalty, all the great ones were not so much as called in question for it. [6179]Martial's Epigram I suppose might have been generally applied in those licentious times, Omnia solus habes, &c., thy goods, lands, money, wits are thine own, Uxorem sed habes Candide cum populo; but neighbour Candidus your wife is common: husband and cuckold in that age it seems were reciprocal terms; the emperors themselves did wear Actaeon's badge; how many Caesars might I reckon up together, and what a catalogue of cornuted kings and princes in every story? Agamemnon, Menelaus, Philippus of Greece, Ptolomeus of Egypt, Lucullus, Caesar, Pompeius, Cato, Augustus, Antonius, Antoninus, &c., that wore fair plumes of bull's feathers in their crests. The bravest soldiers and most heroical spirits could not avoid it. They have been active and passive in this business, they have either given or taken horns. [6180]King Arthur, whom we call one of the nine worthies, for all his great valour, was unworthily served by Mordred, one of his round table knights: and Guithera, or Helena Alba, his fair wife, as Leland interprets it, was an arrant honest woman. Parcerem libenter (saith mine [6181]author) Heroinarum laesae majestati, si non historiae veritas aurem vellicaret, I could willingly wink at a fair lady's faults, but that I am bound by the laws of history to tell the truth: against his will, God knows, did he write it, and so do I repeat it. I speak not of our times all this while, we have good, honest, virtuous men and women, whom fame, zeal, fear of God, religion and superstition contains: and yet for all that, we have many knights of this order, so dubbed by their wives, many good women abused by dissolute husbands. In some places, and such persons you may as soon enjoin them to carry water in a sieve, as to keep themselves honest. What shall a man do now in such a case? What remedy is to be had? how shall he be eased? By suing a divorce? this is hard to be effected: si non caste, tamen caute they carry the matter so cunningly, that though it be as common as simony, as clear and as manifest as the nose in a man's face, yet it cannot be evidently proved, or they likely taken in the fact: they will have a knave Gallus to watch, or with that Roman [6182]Sulpitia, all made fast and sure,
she will hardly be surprised by her husband, be he never so wary.Much better then to put it up: the more he strives in it, the more he shall divulge his own shame: make a virtue of necessity, and conceal it. Yea, but the world takes notice of it, 'tis in every man's mouth: let them talk their pleasure, of whom speak they not in this sense? From the highest to the lowest they are thus censured all: there is no remedy then but patience. It may be 'tis his own fault, and he hath no reason to complain, 'tis quid pro quo, she is bad, he is worse: [6183]
Bethink thyself, hast thou not done as much for some of thy neighbours? why dost thou require that of thy wife, which thou wilt not perform thyself?Thou rangest like a town bull, [6184]
why art thou so incensed if she tread, awry?
teach her not an evil lesson against thyself,which as Jansenius, Lyranus, on his text, and Carthusianus interpret, is no otherwise to be understood than that she do thee not a mischief. I do not excuse her in accusing thee; but if both be naught, mend thyself first; for as the old saying is, a good husband makes a good wife.
Yea but thou repliest, 'tis not the like reason betwixt man and woman,
through her fault my children are bastards, I may not endure it; [6187]Sit
amarulenta, sit imperiosa prodiga, &c. Let her scold, brawl, and spend, I
care not, modo sit casta, so she be honest, I could easily bear it; but
this I cannot, I may not, I will not; my faith, my fame, mine eye must not
be touched,
as the diverb is, Non patitur tactum fama, fides, oculus. I
say the same of my wife, touch all, use all, take all but this. I
acknowledge that of Seneca to be true, Nullius boni jucunda possessio sine
socio, there is no sweet content in the possession of any good thing
without a companion, this only excepted, I say, This.
And why this? Even
this which thou so much abhorrest, it may be for thy progeny's good, [6188]
better be any man's son than thine, to be begot of base Irus, poor Seius,
or mean Mevius, the town swineherd's, a shepherd's son: and well is he,
that like Hercules he hath any two fathers; for thou thyself hast
peradventure more diseases than a horse, more infirmities of body and mind,
a cankered soul, crabbed conditions, make the worst of it, as it is vulnus
insanabile, sic vulnus insensibile, as it is incurable, so it is
insensible. But art thou sure it is so? [6189]res agit ille tuas? doth he
so indeed?
It may be thou art over-suspicious, and without a cause as some
are: if it be octimestris partus, born at eight months, or like him, and
him, they fondly suspect he got it; if she speak or laugh familiarly with
such or such men, then presently she is naught with them; such is thy
weakness; whereas charity, or a well-disposed mind, would interpret all
unto the best. St. Francis, by chance seeing a friar familiarly kissing
another man's wife, was so far from misconceiving it, that he presently
kneeled down and thanked God there was so much charity left: but they on
the other side will ascribe nothing to natural causes, indulge nothing to
familiarity, mutual society, friendship: but out of a sinister suspicion,
presently lock them close, watch them, thinking by those means to prevent
all such inconveniences, that's the way to help it; whereas by such tricks
they do aggravate the mischief. 'Tis but in vain to watch that which will
away.
Those jealous Italians do very ill to lock up their wives; for women are of such a disposition, they will most covet that which is denied most, and offend least when they have free liberty to trespass.It is in vain to lock her up if she be dishonest; et tyrranicum imperium, as our great Mr. Aristotle calls it, too tyrannical a task, most unfit: for when she perceives her husband observes her and suspects, liberius peccat, saith [6194]Nevisanus. [6195]Toxica Zelotypo dedit uxor moecha marito, she is exasperated, seeks by all means to vindicate herself, and will therefore offend, because she is unjustly suspected. The best course then is to let them have their own wills, give them free liberty, without any keeping.
I shall always be Penelope the wife of Ulysses.And as Phocias' wife in [6196]Plutarch, called her husband
her wealth, treasure, world, joy, delight, orb and sphere,she will hers. The vow she made unto her good man; love, virtue, religion, zeal, are better keepers than all those locks, eunuchs, prisons; she will not be moved:
Sir, 'tis not common:she is wholly reserved to her husband. [6201]Bilia had an old man to her spouse, and his breath stunk, so that nobody could abide it abroad;
coming home one day he reprehended his wife, because she did not tell him of it: she vowed unto him, she had told him, but she thought every man's breath had been as strong as his.[6202]Tigranes and Armena his lady were invited to supper by King Cyrus: when they came home, Tigranes asked his wife, how she liked Cyrus, and what she did especially commend in him?
she swore she did not observe him; when he replied again, what then she did observe, whom she looked on? She made answer, her husband, that said he would die for her sake.Such are the properties and conditions of good women: and if she be well given, she will so carry herself; if otherwise she be naught, use all the means thou canst, she will be naught, Non deest animus sed corruptor, she hath so many lies, excuses, as a hare hath muses, tricks, panders, bawds, shifts, to deceive, 'tis to no purpose to keep her up, or to reclaim her by hard usage.
Fair means peradventure may do somewhat.[6203] Obsequio vinces aptius ipse tuo. Men and women are both in a predicament in this behalf, no sooner won, and better pacified. Duci volunt, non cogi: though she be as arrant a scold as Xanthippe, as cruel as Medea, as clamorous as Hecuba, as lustful as Messalina, by such means (if at all) she may be reformed. Many patient [6204]Grizels, by their obsequiousness in this kind, have reclaimed their husbands from their wandering lusts. In Nova Francia and Turkey (as Leah, Rachel, and Sarah did to Abraham and Jacob) they bring their fairest damsels to their husbands' beds; Livia seconded the lustful appetites of Augustus: Stratonice, wife to King Diotarus, did not only bring Electra, a fair maid, to her good man's bed, but brought up the children begot on her, as carefully as if they had been her own. Tertius Emilius' wife, Cornelia's mother, perceiving her husband's intemperance, rem dissimulavit, made much of the maid, and would take no notice of it. A new-married man, when a pickthank friend of his, to curry favour, had showed him his wife familiar in private with a young gallant, courting and dallying, &c. Tush, said he, let him do his worst, I dare trust my wife, though I dare not trust him. The best remedy then is by fair means; if that will not take place, to dissemble it as I say, or turn it off with a jest: hear Guexerra's advice in this case, vel joco excipies, vel silentio eludes; for if you take exceptions at everything your wife doth, Solomon's wisdom, Hercules' valour, Homer's learning, Socrates' patience, Argus' vigilance, will not serve turn. Therefore Minus malum, [6205]a less mischief, Nevisanus holds, dissimulare, to be [6206]Cunarum emptor, a buyer of cradles, as the proverb is, than to be too solicitous. [6207]
A good fellow, when his wife was brought to bed before her time, bought half a dozen of cradles beforehand for so many children, as if his wife should continue to bear children every two months.[6208]Pertinax the Emperor, when one told him a fiddler was too familiar with his empress, made no reckoning of it. And when that Macedonian Philip was upbraided with his wife's dishonesty, cum tot victor regnorum ac populorum esset, &c., a conqueror of kingdoms could not tame his wife (for she thrust him out of doors), he made a jest of it. Sapientes portant cornua in pectore, stulti in fronte, saith Nevisanus, wise men bear their horns in their hearts, fools on their foreheads. Eumenes, king of Pergamus, was at deadly feud with Perseus of Macedonia, insomuch that Perseus hearing of a journey he was to take to Delphos, [6209]set a company of soldiers to intercept him in his passage; they did it accordingly, and as they supposed left him stoned to death. The news of this fact was brought instantly to Pergamus; Attalus, Eumenes' brother, proclaimed himself king forthwith, took possession of the crown, and married Stratonice the queen. But by-and-by, when contrary news was brought, that King Eumenes was alive, and now coming to the city, he laid by his crown, left his wife, as a private man went to meet him, and congratulate his return. Eumenes, though he knew all particulars passed, yet dissembling the matter, kindly embraced his brother, and took his wife into his favour again, as if on such matter had been heard of or done. Jocundo, in Ariosto, found his wife in bed with a knave, both asleep, went his ways, and would not so much as wake them, much less reprove them for it. [6210]An honest fellow finding in like sort his wife had played false at tables, and borne a man too many, drew his dagger, and swore if he had not been his very friend, he would have killed him. Another hearing one had done that for him, which no man desires to be done by a deputy, followed in a rage with his sword drawn, and having overtaken him, laid adultery to his charge; the offender hotly pursued, confessed it was true; with which confession he was satisfied, and so left him, swearing that if he had denied it, he would not have put it up. How much better is it to do thus, than to macerate himself, impatiently to rave and rage, to enter an action (as Arnoldus Tilius did in the court of Toulouse, against Martin Guerre his fellow-soldier, for that he counterfeited his habit, and was too familiar with his wife), so to divulge his own shame, and to remain for ever a cuckold on record? how much better be Cornelius Tacitus than Publius Cornutus, to condemn in such cases, or take no notice of it? Melius sic errare, quam Zelotypiae curis, saith Erasmus, se conficere, better be a wittol and put it up, than to trouble himself to no purpose. And though he will not omnibus dormire, be an ass, as he is an ox, yet to wink at it as many do is not amiss at some times, in some cases, to some parties, if it be for his commodity, or some great man's sake, his landlord, patron, benefactor, (as Calbas the Roman saith [6211]Plutarch did by Maecenas, and Phayllus of Argos did by King Philip, when he promised him an office on that condition he might lie with his wife) and so let it pass:
it never troubles me(saith Amphitrio)
to be cornuted by Jupiter,let it not molest thee then; be friends with her;
Receive Alcmena to your grace again;let it, I say, make no breach of love between you. Howsoever the best way is to contemn it, which [6214]Henry II. king of France advised a courtier of his, jealous of his wife, and complaining of her unchasteness, to reject it, and comfort himself; for he that suspects his wife's incontinency, and fears the Pope's curse, shall never live a merry hour, or sleep a quiet night: no remedy but patience. When all is done according to that counsel of [6215]Nevisanus, si vitium uxoris corrigi non potest, ferendum est: if it may not be helped, it must be endured. Date veniam et sustinete taciti, 'tis Sophocles' advice, keep it to thyself, and which Chrysostom calls palaestram philosophiae, et domesticum gymnasium a school of philosophy, put it up. There is no other cure but time to wear it out, Injuriarum remedium est oblivio, as if they had drunk a draught of Lethe in Trophonius' den: to conclude, age will bereave her of it, dies dolorem minuit, time and patience must end it.
Of such medicines as conduce to the cure of this malady, I have
sufficiently treated; there be some good remedies remaining, by way of
prevention, precautions, or admonitions, which if rightly practised, may do
much good. Plato, in his Commonwealth, to prevent this mischief belike,
would have all things, wives and children, all as one: and which Caesar in
his Commentaries observed of those old Britons, that first inhabited this
land, they had ten or twelve wives allotted to such a family, or
promiscuously to be used by so many men; not one to one, as with us, or
four, five, or six to one, as in Turkey. The [6217]Nicholaites, a set that
sprang, saith Austin, from Nicholas the deacon, would have women
indifferent; and the cause of this filthy sect, was Nicholas the deacon's
jealousy, for which when he was condemned to purge himself of his offence,
he broached his heresy, that it was lawful to lie with one another's wives,
and for any man to lie with his: like to those [6218]Anabaptists in Munster,
that would consort with other men's wives as the spirit moved them: or as
[6219]Mahomet, the seducing prophet, would needs use women as he list
himself, to beget prophets; two hundred and five, their Alcoran saith, were
in love with him, and [6220]he as able as forty men. Amongst the old
Carthaginians, as [6221]Bohemus relates out of Sabellicus., the king of the
country lay with the bride the first night, and once in a year they went
promiscuously all together. Munster Cosmog. lib. 3. cap. 497. ascribes
the beginning of this brutish custom (unjustly) to one Picardus, a
Frenchman, that invented a new sect of Adamites, to go naked as Adam did,
and to use promiscuous venery at set times. When the priest repeated that
of Genesis, Increase and multiply,
out [6222]went the candles in the place
where they met, and without all respect of age, persons, conditions, catch
that catch may, every man took her that came next,
&c.; some fasten this
on those ancient Bohemians and Russians: [6223]others on the inhabitants of
Mambrium, in the Lucerne valley in Piedmont; and, as I read, it was
practised in Scotland amongst Christians themselves, until King Malcolm's
time, the king or the lord of the town had their maidenheads. In some parts
of [6224]India in our age, and those [6225]islanders, [6226]as amongst the
Babylonians of old, they will prostitute their wives and daughters (which
Chalcocondila, a Greek modern writer, for want of better intelligence, puts
upon us Britons) to such travellers or seafaring men as come amongst them
by chance, to show how far they were from this feral vice of jealousy, and
how little they esteemed it. The kings of Calecut, as [6227]Lod. Vertomannus
relates, will not touch their wives, till one of their Biarmi or high
priests have lain first with them, to sanctify their wombs. But those Esai
and Montanists, two strange sects of old, were in another extreme, they
would not marry at all, or have any society with women, [6228]because of
their intemperance they held them all to be naught.
Nevisanus the lawyer,
lib. 4. num. 33. sylv. nupt. would have him that is inclined to this
malady, to prevent the worst, marry a quean, Capiens meretricem, hoc habet
saltem boni quod non decipitur, quia scit eam sic esse, quod non contingit
aliis. A fornicator in Seneca constuprated two wenches in a night; for
satisfaction, the one desired to hang him, the other to marry him. [6229]
Hierome, king of Syracuse in Sicily, espoused himself to Pitho, keeper of
the stews; and Ptolemy took Thais a common whore to be his wife, had two
sons, Leontiscus and Lagus by her, and one daughter Irene: 'tis therefore
no such unlikely thing. [6230]A citizen of Engubine gelded himself to try his
wife's honesty, and to be freed from jealousy; so did a baker in [6231]
Basil, to the same intent. But of all other precedents in this kind, that
of [6232]Combalus is most memorable; who to prevent his master's suspicion,
for he was a beautiful young man, and sent by Seleucus his lord and king,
with Stratonice the queen to conduct her into Syria, fearing the worst,
gelded himself before he went, and left his genitals behind him in a box
sealed up. His mistress by the way fell in love with him, but he not
yielding to her, was accused to Seleucus of incontinency, (as that
Bellerophon was in like case, falsely traduced by Sthenobia, to King Praetus
her husband, cum non posset ad coitum inducere) and that by her, and was
therefore at his corning home cast into prison: the day of hearing
appointed, he was sufficiently cleared and acquitted, by showing his
privities, which to the admiration of the beholders he had formerly cut
off. The Lydians used to geld women whom they suspected, saith Leonicus
var. hist. Tib. 3. cap. 49. as well as men. To this purpose [6233]Saint
Francis, because he used to confess women in private, to prevent suspicion,
and prove himself a maid, stripped himself before the Bishop of Assise and
others: and Friar Leonard for the same cause went through Viterbium in
Italy, without any garments.
Our pseudo-Catholics, to help these inconveniences which proceed from jealousy, to keep themselves and their wives honest, make severe laws; against adultery present death; and withal fornication, a venal sin, as a sink to convey that furious and swift stream of concupiscence, they appoint and permit stews, those punks and pleasant sinners, the more to secure their wives in all populous cities, for they hold them as necessary as churches; and howsoever unlawful, yet to avoid a greater mischief, to be tolerated in policy, as usury, for the hardness of men's hearts; and for this end they have whole colleges of courtesans in their towns and cities. Of [6234]Cato's mind belike, that would have his servants (cum ancillis congredi coitus causa, definito aere, ut graviora facinora evitarent, caeteris interim interdicens) familiar with some such feminine creatures, to avoid worse mischiefs in his house, and made allowance for it. They hold it impossible for idle persons, young, rich, and lusty, so many servants, monks, friars, to live honest, too tyrannical a burden to compel them to be chaste, and most unfit to suffer poor men, younger brothers and soldiers at all to marry, as those diseased persons, votaries, priests, servants. Therefore, as well to keep and ease the one as the other, they tolerate and wink at these kind of brothel-houses and stews. Many probable arguments they have to prove the lawfulness, the necessity, and a toleration of them, as of usury; and without question in policy they are not to be contradicted: but altogether in religion. Others prescribe filters, spells, charms to keep men and women honest. [6235]Mulier ut alienum virum non admittat praeter suum: Accipe fel hirci, et adipem, et exsicca, calescat in oleo, &c., et non alium praeter et amabit. In Alexi. Porta, &c., plura invenies, et multo his absurdiora, uti et in Rhasi, ne mulier virum admittat, et maritum solum diligat, &c. But these are most part Pagan, impious, irreligious, absurd, and ridiculous devices.
The best means to avoid these and like inconveniences are, to take away the causes and occasions. To this purpose [6236]Varro writ Satyram Menippeam, but it is lost. [6237]Patritius prescribes four rules to be observed in choosing of a wife (which who so will may read); Fonseca, the Spaniard, in his 45. c. Amphitheat. Amoris, sets down six special cautions for men, four for women; Sam. Neander out of Shonbernerus, five for men, five for women; Anthony Guivarra many good lessons; [6238]Cleobulus two alone, others otherwise; as first to make a good choice in marriage, to invite Christ to their wedding, and which [6239]St. Ambrose adviseth, Deum conjugii praesidem habere, and to pray to him for her, A Domino enim datur uxor prudens, Prov. xix. ) not to be too rash and precipitate in his election, to run upon the first he meets, or dote on every stout fair piece he sees, but to choose her as much by his ears as eyes, to be well advised whom he takes, of what age, &c., and cautelous in his proceedings. An old man should not marry a young woman, nor a young woman an old man, [6240] Quam male inaequales veniunt ad arata juvenci! such matches must needs minister a perpetual cause of suspicion, and be distasteful to each other.
Seneca therefore disallows all such unseasonable matches, habent enim
maledicti locum crebrae nuptiae. And as [6245]Tully farther inveighs, 'tis
unfit for any, but ugly and filthy in old age.
Turpe senilis amor, one
of the three things [6246]God hateth. Plutarch, in his book contra Coleten,
rails downright at such kind of marriages, which are attempted by old men,
qui jam corpore impotenti, et a voluptatibus deserti, peccant animo, and
makes a question whether in some cases it be tolerable at least for such a
man to marry,—qui Venerem affectat sine viribus, that is now past those
venerous exercises,
as a gelded man lies with a virgin and sighs,
Ecclus. xxx. 20, and now complains with him in Petronius, funerata est haec
pars jam, quad fuit olim Achillea, he is quite done,
as many mortal men marry precipitately and inconsiderately, when they are effete and old: the second when they marry unequally for fortunes and birth: the third, when a sick impotent person weds one that is sound, novae nuptae spes frustratur: many dislikes instantly follow.Many doting dizzards, it may not be denied, as Plutarch confesseth, [6250]
recreate themselves with such obsolete, unseasonable and filthy remedies(so he calls them),
with a remembrance of their former pleasures, against nature they stir up their dead flesh:but an old lecher is abominable; mulier tertio nubens, [6251]Nevisanus holds, praesumitur lubrica, et inconstans, a woman that marries a third time may be presumed to be no honester than she should. Of them both, thus Ambrose concludes in his comment upon Luke, [6252]
they that are coupled together, not to get children, but to satisfy their lust, are not husbands, but fornicators,with whom St. Austin consents: matrimony without hope of children, non matrimonium, sed concubium dici debet, is not a wedding but a jumbling or coupling together. In a word (except they wed for mutual society, help and comfort one of another, in which respects, though [6253]Tiberius deny it, without question old folks may well marry) for sometimes a man hath most need of a wife, according to Puccius, when he hath no need of a wife; otherwise it is most odious, when an old Acherontic dizzard, that hath one foot in his grave, a silicernium, shall flicker after a young wench that is blithe and bonny,
Another main caution fit to be observed is this, that though they be equal in years, birth, fortunes, and other conditions, yet they do not omit virtue and good education, which Musonius and Antipater so much inculcate in Stobeus:
If, as Plutarch adviseth, one must eat modium salis, a bushel of salt with him, before he choose his friend, what care should be had in choosing a wife, his second self, how solicitous should he be to know her qualities and behaviour; and when he is assured of them, not to prefer birth, fortune, beauty, before bringing up, and good conditions. [6263]Coquage god of cuckolds, as one merrily said, accompanies the goddess Jealousy, both follow the fairest, by Jupiter's appointment, and they sacrifice to them together: beauty and honesty seldom agree; straight personages have often crooked manners; fair faces, foul vices; good complexions, ill conditions. Suspicionis plena res est, et insidiarum, beauty (saith [6264]Chrysostom) is full of treachery and suspicion: he that hath a fair wife, cannot have a worse mischief, and yet most covet it, as if nothing else in marriage but that and wealth were to be respected. [6265]Francis Sforza, Duke of Milan, was so curious in this behalf, that he would not marry the Duke of Mantua's daughter, except he might see her naked first: which Lycurgus appointed in his laws, and Morus in his Utopian Commonwealth approves. [6266]In Italy, as a traveller observes, if a man have three or four daughters, or more, and they prove fair, they are married eftsoons: if deformed, they change their lovely names of Lucia, Cynthia, Camaena, call them Dorothy, Ursula, Bridget, and so put them into monasteries, as if none were fit for marriage, but such as are eminently fair: but these are erroneous tenets: a modest virgin well conditioned, to such a fair snout-piece, is much to be preferred. If thou wilt avoid them, take away all causes of suspicion and jealousy, marry a coarse piece, fetch her from Cassandra's [6267]temple, which was wont in Italy to be a sanctuary of all deformed maids, and so shalt thou be sure that no man will make thee cuckold, but for spite. A citizen of Bizance in France had a filthy, dowdy, deformed slut to his wife, and finding her in bed with another man, cried out as one amazed; O miser! quae te necessitas huc adegit? O thou wretch, what necessity brought thee hither? as well he might; for who can affect such a one? But this is warily to be understood, most offend in another extreme, they prefer wealth before beauty, and so she be rich, they care not how she look; but these are all out as faulty as the rest. Attendenda uxoris forma, as [6268]Salisburiensis adviseth, ne si alteram aspexeris, mox eam sordere putes, as the Knight in Chaucer, that was married to an old woman,Howsoever, quod iterum maneo, I would advise thee thus much, be she fair or foul, to choose a wife out of a good kindred, parentage, well brought up, in an honest place.
Such [6273]a mother, such a daughter;mali corvi malum ovum., cat to her kind.
If the mother be dishonest, in all likelihood the daughter will matrizare, take after her in all good qualities,
If the dam trot, the foal will not amble.My last caution is, that a woman do not bestow herself upon a fool, or an apparent melancholy person; jealousy is a symptom of that disease, and fools have no moderation. Justina, a Roman lady, was much persecuted, and after made away by her jealous husband, she caused and enjoined this epitaph, as a caveat to others, to be engraven on her tomb:
when you are in bed, take heed of your wife's flattering speeches over night, and curtain, sermons in the morning.Let them do their endeavour likewise to maintain them to their means, which [6277]Patricius ingeminates, and let them have liberty with discretion, as time and place requires: many women turn queans by compulsion, as [6278]Nevisanus observes, because their husbands are so hard, and keep them so short in diet and apparel, paupertas cogit eas meretricari, poverty and hunger, want of means, makes them dishonest, or bad usage; their churlish behaviour forceth them to fly out, or bad examples, they do it to cry quittance. In the other extreme some are too liberal, as the proverb is, Turdus malum sibi cacat, they make a rod for their own tails, as Candaules did to Gyges in [6279]Herodotus, commend his wife's beauty himself, and besides would needs have him see her naked. Whilst they give their wives too much liberty to gad abroad, and bountiful allowance, they are accessory to their own miseries; animae uxorum pessime olent, as Plautus jibes, they have deformed souls, and by their painting and colours procure odium mariti, their husband's hate, especially,—[6280] cum misere viscantur labra mariti. Besides, their wives (as [6281]Basil notes) Impudenter se exponunt masculorum aspectibus, jactantes tunicas, et coram tripudiantes, impudently thrust themselves into other men's companies, and by their indecent wanton carriage provoke and tempt the spectators. Virtuous women should keep house; and 'twas well performed and ordered by the Greeks,
going for to see the daughters of the land,lost her virginity, she may be defiled and overtaken of a sudden: Imbelles damae quid nisi praeda sumus? [6283]
And therefore I know not what philosopher he was, that would have women
come but thrice abroad all their time, [6284]to be baptised, married, and
buried;
but he was too strait-laced. Let them have their liberty in good
sort, and go in good sort, modo non annos viginti aetatis suae domi
relinquant, as a good fellow said, so that they look not twenty years
younger abroad than they do at home, they be not spruce, neat, angels
abroad, beasts, dowdies, sluts at home; but seek by all means to please and
give content to their husbands: to be quiet above all things, obedient,
silent and patient; if they be incensed, angry, chid a little, their wives
must not [6285]cample again, but take it in good part. An honest woman, I
cannot now tell where she dwelt, but by report an honest woman she was,
hearing one of her gossips by chance complain of her husband's impatience,
told her an excellent remedy for it, and gave her withal a glass of water,
which when he brawled she should hold still in her mouth, and that toties
quoties, as often as he chid; she did so two or three times with good
success, and at length seeing her neighbour, gave her great thanks for it,
and would needs know the ingredients, [6286]she told her in brief what it
was, fair water,
and no more: for it was not the water, but her silence
which performed the cure. Let every froward woman imitate this example, and
be quiet within doors, and (as [6287]M. Aurelius prescribes) a necessary
caution it is to be observed of all good matrons that love their credits,
to come little abroad, but follow their work at home, look to their
household affairs and private business, oeconomiae incumbentes, be sober,
thrifty, wary, circumspect, modest, and compose themselves to live to their
husbands' means, as a good housewife should do,
These cautions concern him; and if by those or his own discretion otherwise
he cannot moderate himself, his friends must not be wanting by their
wisdom, if it be possible, to give the party grieved satisfaction, to
prevent and remove the occasions, objects, if it may be to secure him. If
it be one alone, or many, to consider whom he suspects or at what times, in
what places he is most incensed, in what companies. [6290]Nevisanus makes a
question whether a young physician ought to be admitted in cases of
sickness, into a new-married man's house, to administer a julep, a syrup,
or some such physic. The Persians of old would not suffer a young physician
to come amongst women. [6291]Apollonides Cous made Artaxerxes cuckold, and
was after buried alive for it. A goaler in Aristaenetus had a fine young
gentleman to his prisoner; [6292]in commiseration of his youth and person he
let him loose, to enjoy the liberty of the prison, but he unkindly made him
a cornuto. Menelaus gave good welcome to Paris a stranger, his whole house
and family were at his command, but he ungently stole away his best beloved
wife. The like measure was offered to Agis king of Lacedaemon, by [6293]
Alcibiades an exile, for his good entertainment, he was too familiar with
Timea his wife, begetting a child of her, called Leotichides: and bragging
moreover when he came home to Athens, that he had a son should be king of
the Lacedaemonians. If such objects were removed, no doubt but the parties
might easily be satisfied, or that they could use them gently and entreat
them well, not to revile them, scoff at, hate them, as in such cases
commonly they do, 'tis a human infirmity, a miserable vexation, and they
should not add grief to grief, nor aggravate their misery, but seek to
please, and by all means give them content, by good counsel, removing such
offensive objects, or by mediation of some discreet friends. In old Rome
there was a temple erected by the matrons to that [6294]Viriplaca Dea,
another to Venus verticorda, quae maritos uxoribus reddebat benevolos,
whither (if any difference happened between man and wife) they did
instantly resort: there they did offer sacrifice, a white hart, Plutarch
records, sine felle, without the gall, (some say the like of Juno's
temple) and make their prayers for conjugal peace; before some [6295]
indifferent arbitrators and friends, the matter was heard between man and
wife, and commonly composed. In our times we want no sacred churches, or
good men to end such controversies, if use were made, of them. Some say
that precious stone called [6296]beryllus, others a diamond, hath excellent
virtue, contra hostium injurias, et conjugatos invicem conciliare, to
reconcile men and wives, to maintain unity and love; you may try this when
you will, and as you see cause. If none of all these means and cautions
will take place, I know not what remedy to prescribe, or whither such
persons may go for ease, except they can get into the same [6297]Turkey
paradise, Where they shall have as many fair wives as they will
themselves, with clear eyes, and such as look on none but their own
husbands,
no fear, no danger of being cuckolds; or else I would have them
observe that strict rule of [6298]Alphonsus, to marry a deaf and dumb man to
a blind woman. If this will not help, let them, to prevent the worst,
consult with an [6299]astrologer, and see whether the significators in her
horoscope agree with his, that they be not in signis et partibus odiose
intuentibus aut imperantibus, sed mutuo et amice antisciis et
obedientibus, otherwise (as they hold) there will be intolerable enmities
between them: or else get them sigillum veneris, a characteristical seal
stamped in the day and hour of Venus, when she is fortunate, with such and
such set words and charms, which Villanovanus and Leo Suavius prescribe,
ex sigillis magicis Salomonis, Hermetis, Raguelis, &c., with many such,
which Alexis, Albertus, and some of our natural magicians put upon us: ut
mulier cum aliquo adulterare non possit, incide de capillis ejus, &c., and
he shall surely be gracious in all women's eyes, and never suspect or
disagree with his own wife so long as he wears it. If this course be not
approved, and other remedies may not be had, they must in the last place
sue for a divorce; but that is somewhat difficult to effect, and not all
out so fit. For as Felisacus in his tract de justa uxore urgeth, if that
law of Constantine the Great, or that of Theodosius and Valentinian,
concerning divorce, were in use in our times, innumeras propemodum viduas
haberemus, et coelibes viros, we should have almost no married couples
left. Try therefore those former remedies; or as Tertullian reports of
Democritus, that put out his eyes, [6300]because he could not look upon a
woman without lust, and was much troubled to see that which he might not
enjoy; let him make himself blind, and so he shall avoid that care and
molestation of watching his wife. One other sovereign remedy I could
repeat, an especial antidote against jealousy, an excellent cure, but I am
not now disposed to tell it, not that like a covetous empiric I conceal it
for any gain, but some other reasons, I am not willing to publish it: if
you be very desirous to know it, when I meet you next I will peradventure
tell you what it is in your ear. This is the best counsel I can give; which
he that hath need of, as occasion serves, may apply unto himself. In the
mean time,—dii talem terris avertite pestem, [6301]as the proverb is,
from heresy, jealousy and frenzy, good Lord deliver us.
That there is such a distinct species of love melancholy, no man hath ever yet doubted: but whether this subdivision of [6302]Religious Melancholy be warrantable, it may be controverted.
Love melancholy(saith he)
is twofold; the first is that (to which peradventure some will not vouchsafe this name or species of melancholy) affection of those which put God for their object, and are altogether about prayer, fasting, &c., the other about women.Peter Forestus in his observations delivereth as much in the same words: and Felix Platerus de mentis alienat. cap. 3. frequentissima est ejus species, in qua curanda saepissime multum fui impeditus; 'tis a frequent disease; and they have a ground of what they say, forth of Areteus and Plato. [6310]Areteus, an old author, in his third book cap. 6. doth so divide love melancholy, and derives this second from the first, which comes by inspiration or otherwise. [6311]Plato in his Phaedrus hath these words,
Apollo's priests in Delphos, and at Dodona, in their fury do many pretty feats, and benefit the Greeks, but never in their right wits.He makes them all mad, as well he might; and he that shall but consider that superstition of old, those prodigious effects of it (as in its place I will shew the several furies of our fatidici dii, pythonissas, sibyls, enthusiasts, pseudoprophets, heretics, and schismatics in these our latter ages) shall instantly confess, that all the world again cannot afford so much matter of madness, so many stupendous symptoms, as superstition, heresy, schism have brought out: that this species alone may be paralleled to all the former, has a greater latitude, and more miraculous effects; that it more besots and infatuates men, than any other above named whatsoever, does more harm, works more disquietness to mankind, and has more crucified the souls of mortal men (such hath been the devil's craft) than wars, plagues, sicknesses, dearth, famine, and all the rest.
Give me but a little leave, and I will set before your eyes in brief a stupendous, vast, infinite ocean of incredible madness and folly: a sea full of shelves and rocks, sands, gulfs, euripes and contrary tides, full of fearful monsters, uncouth shapes, roaring waves, tempests, and siren calms, halcyonian seas, unspeakable misery, such comedies and tragedies, such absurd and ridiculous, feral and lamentable fits, that I know not whether they are more to be pitied or derided, or may be believed, but that we daily see the same still practised in our days, fresh examples, nova novitia, fresh objects of misery and madness, in this kind that are still represented unto us, abroad, at home, in the midst of us, in our bosoms.
But before I can come to treat of these several errors and obliquities, their causes, symptoms, affections, &c., I must say something necessarily of the object of this love, God himself, what this love is, how it allureth, whence it proceeds, and (which is the cause of all our miseries) how we mistake, wander and swerve from it.
Amongst all those divine attributes that God doth vindicate to himself,
eternity, omnipotency, immutability, wisdom, majesty, justice, mercy, &c.,
his [6312]beauty is not the least, one thing, saith David, have I desired of
the Lord, and that I will still desire, to behold the beauty of the Lord,
Psal. xxvii. 4. And out of Sion, which is the perfection of beauty, hath
God shined, Psal. 1. 2. All other creatures are fair, I confess, and many
other objects do much enamour us, a fair house, a fair horse, a comely
person. [6313]I am amazed,
saith Austin, when 1 look up to heaven and
behold the beauty of the stars, the beauty of angels, principalities,
powers, who can express it? who can sufficiently commend, or set out this
beauty which appears in us? so fair a body, so fair a face, eyes, nose,
cheeks, chin, brows, all fair and lovely to behold; besides the beauty of
the soul which cannot be discerned. If we so labour and be so much affected
with the comeliness of creatures, how should we be ravished with that
admirable lustre of God himself?
If ordinary beauty have such a
prerogative and power, and what is amiable and fair, to draw the eyes and
ears, hearts and affections of all spectators unto it, to move, win,
entice, allure: how shall this divine form ravish our souls, which is the
fountain and quintessence of all beauty? Coelum pulchrum, sed pulchrior
coeli fabricator; if heaven be so fair, the sun so fair, how much fairer
shall he be, that made them fair? For by the greatness and beauty of the
creatures, proportionally, the maker of them is seen,
Wisd. xiii. 5. If
there be such pleasure in beholding a beautiful person alone, and as a
plausible sermon, he so much affect us, what shall this beauty of God
himself, that is infinitely fairer than all creatures, men, angels, &c. [6314]
Omnis pulchritudo florem, hominum, angelorum, et rerum omnium
pulcherrimarum ad Dei pulchritudinem collata, nox est et tenebrae, all
other beauties are night itself, mere darkness to this our inexplicable,
incomprehensible, unspeakable, eternal, infinite, admirable and divine
beauty. This lustre, pulchritudo omnium pulcherrima. This beauty and [6315]
splendour of the divine Majesty,
is it that draws all creatures to it, to
seek it, love, admire, and adore it; and those heathens, pagans,
philosophers, out of those relics they have yet left of God's image, are so
far forth incensed, as not only to acknowledge a God; but, though after
their own inventions, to stand in admiration of his bounty, goodness, to
adore and seek him; the magnificence and structure of the world itself, and
beauty of all his creatures, his goodness, providence, protection,
enforceth them to love him, seek him, fear him, though a wrong way to adore
him: but for us that are Christians, regenerate, that are his adopted sons,
illuminated by his word, having the eyes of our hearts and understandings
opened; how fairly doth he offer and expose himself? Ambit nos Deus
(Austin saith) donis et forma sua, he woos us by his beauty, gifts,
promises, to come unto him; [6316]the whole Scripture is a message, an
exhortation, a love letter to this purpose;
to incite us, and invite us,
[6317]God's epistle, as Gregory calls it, to his creatures. He sets out his
son and his church in that epithalamium or mystical song of Solomon, to
enamour us the more, comparing his head to fine gold, his locks curled and
black as a raven,
Cant. iv. 5. his eyes like doves on rivers of waters,
washed with milk, his lips as lilies, drooping down pure juice, his hands
as rings of gold set with chrysolite: and his church to a vineyard, a
garden enclosed, a fountain of living waters, an orchard of pomegranates,
with sweet scents of saffron, spike, calamus and cinnamon, and all the
trees of incense, as the chief spices, the fairest amongst women, no spot
in her, [6318]his sister, his spouse, undefiled, the only daughter of her
mother, dear unto her, fair as the moon, pure as the sun, looking out as
the morning;
that by these figures, that glass, these spiritual eyes of
contemplation, we might perceive some resemblance of his beauty, the love
between his church and him. And so in the xlv. Psalm this beauty of his
church is compared to a queen in a vesture of gold of Ophir, embroidered
raiment of needlework, that the king might take pleasure in her beauty.
To
incense us further yet, [6319]John, in his apocalypse, makes a description of
that heavenly Jerusalem, the beauty, of it, and in it the maker of it;
Likening it to a city of pure gold, like unto clear glass, shining and
garnished with all manner of precious stones, having no need of sun or
moon: for the lamb is the light of it, the glory of God doth illuminate it:
to give us to understand the infinite glory, beauty and happiness of it.
Not that it is no fairer than these creatures to which it is compared, but
that this vision of his, this lustre of his divine majesty, cannot
otherwise be expressed to our apprehensions, no tongue can tell, no heart
can conceive it,
as Paul saith. Moses himself, Exod. xxxiii. 18. when he
desired to see God in his glory, was answered that he might not endure it,
no man could see his face and live. Sensibile forte destruit sensum, a
strong object overcometh the sight, according to that axiom in philosophy:
fulgorem solis ferre non potes, multo magis creatoris; if thou canst not
endure the sunbeams, how canst thou endure that fulgor and brightness of
him that made the sun? The sun itself and all that we can imagine, are but
shadows of it, 'tis visio praecellens, as [6320]Austin calls it, the
quintessence of beauty this, which far exceeds the beauty of heavens, sun
and moon, stars, angels, gold and silver, woods, fair fields, and
whatsoever is pleasant to behold.
All those other beauties fail, vary, are
subject to corruption, to loathing; [6321]But this is an immortal vision, a
divine beauty, an immortal love, an indefatigable love and beauty, with
sight of which we shall never be tired nor wearied, but still the more we
see the more we shall covet him.
[6322]For as one saith, where this vision
is, there is absolute beauty; and where is that beauty, from the same
fountain comes all pleasure and happiness; neither can beauty, pleasure,
happiness, be separated from his vision or sight, or his vision, from
beauty, pleasure, happiness.
In this life we have but a glimpse of this
beauty and happiness: we shall hereafter, as John saith, see him as he is:
thine eyes, as Isaiah promiseth, xxxiii. 17. shall behold the king in his
glory,
then shall we be perfectly enamoured, have a full fruition of it,
desire, [6323]behold and love him alone as the most amiable and fairest
object, or summum bonum, or chiefest good.
This likewise should we now have done, had not our will been corrupted; and
as we are enjoined to love God with all our heart, and all our soul: for to
that end were we born, to love this object, as [6324]Melancthon discourseth,
and to enjoy it. And him our will would have loved and sought alone as our
summum bonum, or principal good, and all other good things for God's
sake: and nature, as she proceeded from it, would have sought this
fountain; but in this infirmity of human nature this order is disturbed,
our love is corrupt:
and a man is like that monster in [6325]Plato,
composed of a Scylla, a lion and a man; we are carried away headlong with
the torrent of our affections: the world, and that infinite variety of
pleasing objects in it, do so allure and enamour us, that we cannot so much
as look towards God, seek him, or think on him as we should: we cannot,
saith Austin, Rempub. coelestem cogitare, we cannot contain ourselves
from them, their sweetness is so pleasing to us. Marriage, saith [6326]
Gualter, detains many; a thing in itself laudable, good and necessary, but
many, deceived and carried away with the blind love of it, have quite laid
aside the love of God, and desire of his glory. Meat and drink hath
overcome as many, whilst they rather strive to please, satisfy their guts
and belly, than to serve God and nature.
Some are so busied about
merchandise to get money, they lose their own souls, whilst covetously
carried, and with an insatiable desire of gain, they forget God; as much we
may say of honour, leagues, friendships, health, wealth, and all other
profits or pleasures in this life whatsoever. [6327]In this world there be
so many beautiful objects, splendours and brightness of gold, majesty of
glory, assistance of friends, fair promises, smooth words, victories,
triumphs, and such an infinite company of pleasing beauties to allure us,
and draw us from God, that we cannot look after him.
And this is it which
Christ himself, those prophets and apostles so much thundered against, 1
John, xvii. 15, dehort us from; love not the world, nor the things that
are in the world: if any man love the world, the love of the Father is not
in him,
16. For all that is in the world, as lust of the flesh, the lust of
the eyes, and pride of life, is not of the Father, but of the world: and
the world passeth away and the lust thereof; but he that fulfilleth the
will of God abideth for ever. No man, saith our Saviour, can serve two
masters, but he must love the one and hate the other,
&c., bonos vel
malos mores, boni vel mali faciunt amores, Austin well infers: and this is
that which all the fathers inculcate. He cannot ([6328]Austin admonisheth) be
God's friend, that is delighted with the pleasures of the world: make
clean thine heart, purify thine heart; if thou wilt see this beauty,
prepare thyself for it. It is the eye of contemplation by which we must
behold it, the wing of meditation which lifts us up and rears our souls
with the motion of our hearts, and sweetness of contemplation:
so saith
Gregory cited by [6329]Bonaventure. And as [6330]Philo Judeus seconds him, he
that loves God, will soar aloft and take him wings; and leaving the earth
fly up to heaven, wander with sun and moon, stars, and that heavenly troop,
God himself being his guide.
If we desire to see him, we must lay aside
all vain objects, which detain us and dazzle our eyes, and as [6331]Ficinus
adviseth us, get us solar eyes, spectacles as they that look on the sun:
to see this divine beauty, lay aside all material objects, all sense, and
then thou shalt see him as he is.
Thou covetous wretch, as [6332]Austin
expostulates, why dost thou stand gaping on this dross, muck-hills, filthy
excrements? behold a far fairer object, God himself woos thee; behold him,
enjoy him, he is sick for love.
Cant. v. he invites thee to his sight, to
come into his fair garden, to eat and drink with him, to be merry with him,
to enjoy his presence for ever. [6333]Wisdom cries out in the streets
besides the gates, in the top of high places, before the city, at the entry
of the door, and bids them give ear to her instruction, which is better
than gold or precious stones; no pleasures can be compared to it: leave all
then and follow her, vos exhortor o amici et obsecro. In. [6334]Ficinus's
words, I exhort and beseech you, that you would embrace and follow this
divine love with all your hearts and abilities, by all offices and
endeavours make this so loving God propitious unto you.
For whom alone,
saith [6335]Plotinus, we must forsake the kingdoms and empires of the whole
earth, sea, land, and air, if we desire to be engrafted into him, leave all
and follow him.
Now, forasmuch as this love of God is a habit infused of God, as [6336]
Thomas holds, l. 2. quaest. 23. by which a man is inclined to love God
above all, and his neighbour as himself,
we must pray to God that he will
open our eyes, make clear our hearts, that we may be capable of his
glorious rays, and perform those duties that he requires of us, Deut. vi.
and Josh. xxiii. to love God above all, and our neighbour as ourself, to
keep his commandments.
In this we know,
saith John, c. v. 2, we love the
children of God, when we love God and keep his commandments.
This is the
love of God, that we keep his commandments; he that loveth not, knoweth not
God, for God is love,
cap. iv. 8, and he that dwelleth in love, dwelleth
in God, and God in him;
for love pre-supposeth knowledge, faith, hope, and
unites us to God himself, as [6337]Leon Hebreus delivereth unto us, and is
accompanied with the fear of God, humility, meekness, patience, all those
virtues, and charity itself. For if we love God, we shall love our
neighbour, and perform the duties which are required at our hands, to which
we are exhorted, 1 Cor. xv. 4, 5; Ephes. iv.; Colos. iii.; Rom. xii. We
shall not be envious or puffed up, or boast, disdain, think evil, or be
provoked to anger, but suffer all things; endeavour to keep the unity of
the spirit in the bond of peace.
Forbear one another, forgive one another,
clothe the naked, visit the sick, and perform all those works of mercy,
which [6338]Clemens Alexandrinus calls amoris et amicitiae, impletionem et
extentionem, the extent and complement of love; and that not for fear or
worldly respects, but ordine ad Deum, for the love of God himself. This
we shall do if we be truly enamoured; but we come short in both, we neither
love God nor our neighbour as we should. Our love in spiritual things is
too [6339]defective, in worldly things too excessive, there is a jar in
both. We love the world too much; God too little; our neighbour not at all,
or for our own ends. Vulgus amicitias utilitate probat. The chief thing
we respect is our commodity;
and what we do is for fear of worldly
punishment, for vainglory, praise of men, fashion, and such by respects,
not for God's sake. We neither know God aright, nor seek, love or worship
him as we should. And for these defects, we involve ourselves into a
multitude of errors, we swerve from this true love and worship of God:
which is a cause unto us of unspeakable miseries; running into both
extremes, we become fools, madmen, without sense, as now in the next place
1 will show you.
The parties affected are innumerable almost, and scattered over the face of
the earth, far and near, and so have been in all precedent ages, from the
beginning of the world to these times, of all sorts and conditions. For
method's sake I will reduce them to a twofold division, according to those
two extremes of excess and defect, impiety and superstition, idolatry and
atheism. Not that there is any excess of divine worship or love of God;
that cannot be, we cannot love God too much, or do our duty as we ought, as
Papists hold, or have any perfection in this life, much less supererogate:
when we have all done, we are unprofitable servants. But because we do
aliud agere, zealous without knowledge, and too solicitous about that
which is not necessary, busying ourselves about impertinent, needless,
idle, and vain ceremonies, populo ut placerent, as the Jews did about
sacrifices, oblations, offerings, incense, new moons, feasts, &c., but
Isaiah taxeth them, i. 12, who required this at your hands?
We have too
great opinion of our own worth, that we can satisfy the law: and do more
than is required at our hands, by performing those evangelical counsels,
and such works of supererogation, merit for others, which Bellarmine,
Gregory de Valentia, all their Jesuits and champions defend, that if God
should deal in rigour with them, some of their Franciscans and Dominicans
are so pure, that nothing could be objected to them. Some of us again are
too dear, as we think, more divine and sanctified than others, of a better
mettle, greater gifts, and with that proud Pharisee, contemn others in
respect of ourselves, we are better Christians, better learned, choice
spirits, inspired, know more, have special revelation, perceive God's
secrets, and thereupon presume, say and do that many times which is not
befitting to be said or done. Of this number are all superstitious
idolaters, ethnics, Mahometans, Jews, heretics, [6340]enthusiasts,
divinators, prophets, sectaries, and schismatics. Zanchius reduceth such
infidels to four chief sects; but I will insist and follow mine own
intended method: all which with many other curious persons, monks, hermits,
&c., may be ranged in this extreme, and fight under this superstitious
banner, with those rude idiots, and infinite swarms of people that are
seduced by them. In the other extreme or in defect, march those impious
epicures, libertines, atheists, hypocrites, infidels, worldly, secure,
impenitent, unthankful, and carnal-minded men, that attribute all to
natural causes, that will acknowledge no supreme power; that have
cauterised consciences, or live in a reprobate sense; or such desperate
persons as are too distrustful of his mercies. Of these there be many
subdivisions, diverse degrees of madness and folly, some more than other,
as shall be shown in the symptoms: and yet all miserably out, perplexed,
doting, and beside themselves for religion's sake. For as [6341]Zanchy well
distinguished, and all the world knows religion is twofold, true or false;
false is that vain superstition of idolaters, such as were of old, Greeks,
Romans, present Mahometans, &c. Timorem deorum inanem, [6342]Tully could
term it; or as Zanchy defines it, Ubi falsi dii, aut falso cullu colitur
Deus, when false gods, or that God is falsely worshipped. And 'tis a
miserable plague, a torture of the soul, a mere madness, Religiosa
insania, [6343]Meteran calls it, or insanus error, as [6344]Seneca, a
frantic error; or as Austin, Insanus animi morbus, a furious disease of
the soul; insania omnium insanissima, a quintessence of madness; [6345]for
he that is superstitious can never be quiet. 'Tis proper to man alone, uni
superbia, avaritia, superstitio, saith Plin. lib. 7. cap. 1. atque
etiam post saevit de futuro, which wrings his soul for the present, and to
come: the greatest misery belongs to mankind, a perpetual servitude, a
slavery, [6346]Ex timore timor, a heavy yoke, the seal of damnation, an
intolerable burden. They that are superstitious are still fearing,
suspecting, vexing themselves with auguries, prodigies, false tales,
dreams, idle, vain works, unprofitable labours, as [6347]Boterus observes,
cura mentis ancipite versantur: enemies to God and to themselves. In a
word, as Seneca concludes, Religio Deum colit, superstitio destruit,
superstition destroys, but true religion honours God. True religion, ubi
verus Deus vere colitur, where the true God is truly worshipped, is the
way to heaven, the mother of virtues, love, fear, devotion, obedience,
knowledge, &c. It rears the dejected soul of man, and amidst so many cares,
miseries, persecutions, which this world affords, it is a sole ease, an
unspeakable comfort, a sweet reposal, Jugum suave, et leve, a light yoke,
an anchor, and a haven. It adds courage, boldness, and begets generous
spirits: although tyrants rage, persecute, and that bloody Lictor or
sergeant be ready to martyr them, aut lita, aut morere, (as in those
persecutions of the primitive Church, it was put in practice, as you may
read in Eusebius and others) though enemies be now ready to invade, and all
in an uproar, [6348]Si fractus illabatur orbis, impavidos ferient ruinae,
though heaven should fall on his head, he would not be dismayed. But as a
good Christian prince once made answer to a menacing Turk, facile
scelerata hominum arma contemnit, qui del praesidio tutus est: or as [6349]
Phalaris writ to Alexander in a wrong cause, he nor any other enemy could
terrify him, for that he trusted in God. Si Deus nobiscum, quis contra
nos? In all calamities, persecutions whatsoever, as David did, 2 Sam. ii.
22, he will sing with him, the Lord is my rock, my fortress, my strength,
my refuge, the tower and horn of my salvation,
&c. In all troubles and
adversities, Psal. xlvi. 1. God is my hope and help, still ready to be
found, I will not therefore fear,
&c., 'tis a fear expelling fear; he hath
peace of conscience, and is full of hope, which is (saith [6350]Austin)
vita vitae mortalis, the life of this our mortal life, hope of
immortality, the sole comfort of our misery: otherwise, as Paul saith, we
of all others were most wretched, but this makes us happy, counterpoising
our hearts in all miseries; superstition torments, and is from the devil,
the author of lies; but this is from God himself, as Lucian, that
Antiochian priest, made his divine confession in [6351]Eusebius, Auctor
nobis de Deo Deus est, God is the author of our religion himself, his word
is our rule, a lantern to us, dictated by the Holy Ghost, he plays upon our
hearts as many harpstrings, and we are his temples, he dwelleth in us, and
we in him.
The part affected of superstition, is the brain, heart, will,
understanding, soul itself, and all the faculties of it, totum
compositum, all is mad and dotes: now for the extent, as I say, the world
itself is the subject of it, (to omit that grand sin of atheism,) all times
have been misaffected, past, present, there is not one that doth good, no
not one, from the prophet to the priest, &c.
A lamentable thing it is to
consider, how many myriads of men this idolatry and superstition (for that
comprehends all) hath infatuated in all ages, besotted by this blind zeal,
which is religion's ape, religion's bastard, religion's shadow, false
glass. For where God hath a temple, the devil will have a chapel: where God
hath sacrifices, the devil will have his oblations: where God hath
ceremonies, the devil will have his traditions: where there is any
religion, the devil will plant superstition; and 'tis a pitiful sight to
behold and read, what tortures, miseries, it hath procured, what slaughter
of souls it hath made, how it rageth amongst those old Persians, Syrians,
Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Tuscans, Gauls, Germans, Britons, &c. Britannia
jam hodie celebrat tam attonite, saith [6352]Pliny, tantis ceremoniis
(speaking of superstition) ut dedisse Persis videri possit. The Britons
are so stupendly superstitious in their ceremonies, that they go beyond
those Persians. He that shall but read in Pausanias alone, those gods,
temples, altars, idols, statues, so curiously made with such infinite cost
and charge, amongst those old Greeks, such multitudes of them and frequent
varieties, as [6353]Gerbelius truly observes, may stand amazed, and never
enough wonder at it; and thank God withal, that by the light of the Gospel,
we are so happily freed from that slavish idolatry in these our days. But
heretofore, almost in all countries, in all places, superstition hath
blinded the hearts of men; in all ages what a small portion hath the true
church ever been! Divisum imperium cum Jove Daemon habet. [6354]The
patriarchs and their families, the Israelites a handful in respect, Christ
and his apostles, and not all of them, neither. Into what straits hath it
been compinged, a little flock! how hath superstition on the other side
dilated herself, error, ignorance, barbarism, folly, madness, deceived,
triumphed, and insulted over the most wise discreet, and understanding man,
philosophers, dynasts, monarchs, all were involved and overshadowed in this
mist, in more than Cimmerian darkness. [6355]Adeo ignara superstitio mentes
hominum depravat, et nonnunquam sapientum animos transversos agit. At this
present, quota pars! How small a part is truly religious! How little in
respect! Divide the world into six parts, and one, or not so much, as
Christians; idolaters and Mahometans possess almost Asia, Africa, America,
Magellanica. The kings of China, great Cham, Siam, and Borneo, Pegu,
Deccan, Narsinga, Japan, &c., are gentiles, idolaters, and many other petty
princes in Asia, Monomotopa, Congo, and I know not how many Negro princes
in Africa, all Terra Australis incognita most of America pagans, differing
all in their several superstitions; and yet all idolaters. The Mahometans
extend themselves over the great Turk's dominions in Europe, Africa, Asia,
to the Xeriffes in Barbary, and its territories in Fez, Sus, Morocco, &c.
The Tartar, the great Mogor, the Sophy of Persia, with most of their
dominions and subjects, are at this day Mahometans. See how the devil
rageth: those at odds, or differing among themselves, some for [6356]Ali,
some Enbocar, for Acmor, and Ozimen, those four doctors, Mahomet's
successors, and are subdivided into seventy-two inferior sects, as [6357]Leo
Afer reports. The Jews, as a company of vagabonds, are scattered over all
parts; whose story, present estate, progress from time to time, is fully
set down by [6358]Mr. Thomas Jackson, Doctor of Divinity, in his comment on
the creed. A fifth part of the world, and hardly that, now professeth
CHRIST, but so inlarded and interlaced with several superstitions, that
there is scarce a sound part to be found, or any agreement amongst them.
Presbyter John, in Africa, lord of those Abyssinians, or Ethiopians, is by
his profession a Christian, but so different from us, with such new
absurdities and ceremonies, such liberty, such a mixture of idolatry and
paganism, [6359]that they keep little more than a bare title of
Christianity. They suffer polygamy, circumcision, stupend fastings, divorce
as they will themselves, &c., and as the papists call on the Virgin Mary,
so do they on Thomas Didymus before Christ. [6360]The Greek or Eastern Church
is rent from this of the West, and as they have four chief patriarchs, so
have they four subdivisions, besides those Nestorians, Jacobins, Syrians,
Armenians, Georgians, &c., scattered over Asia Minor, Syria, Egypt, &c.,
Greece, Walachia, Circassia, Bulgaria, Bosnia, Albania, Illyricum,
Sclavonia, Croatia, Thrace, Servia, Rascia, and a sprinkling amongst the
Tartars, the Russians, Muscovites, and most of that great duke's (czar's)
subjects, are part of the Greek Church, and still Christians: but as
[6361]one saith, temporis successu multas illi addiderunt superstitiones.
In process of time they have added so many superstitions, they be rather
semi-Christians than otherwise. That which remains is the Western Church
with us in Europe, but so eclipsed with several schisms, heresies and
superstitions, that one knows not where to find it. The papists have Italy,
Spain, Savoy, part of Germany, France, Poland, and a sprinkling in the rest
of Europe. In America, they hold all that which Spaniards inhabit, Hispania
Nova, Castella Aurea, Peru, &c. In the East Indies, the Philippines, some
small holds about Goa, Malacca, Zelan, Ormus, &c., which the Portuguese got
not long since, and those land-leaping Jesuits have essayed in China,
Japan, as appears by their yearly letters; in Africa they have Melinda,
Quiloa, Mombaze, &c., and some few towns, they drive out one superstition
with another. Poland is a receptacle of all religions, where Samosetans,
Socinians, Photinians (now protected in Transylvania and Poland), Arians,
Anabaptists are to be found, as well as in some German cities. Scandia is
Christian, but [6362]Damianus A-Goes, the Portugal knight, complains, so
mixed with magic, pagan rites and ceremonies, they may be as well counted
idolaters: what Tacitus formerly said of a like nation, is verified in
them, [6363]A people subject to superstition, contrary to religion.
And
some of them as about Lapland and the Pilapians, the devil's possession to
this day, Misera haec gens (saith mine [6364]author) Satanae hactenus
possessio,—et quod maxime mirandum et dolendum, and which is to be
admired and pitied; if any of them be baptised, which the kings of Sweden
much labour, they die within seven or nine days after, and for that cause
they will hardly be brought to Christianity, but worship still the devil,
who daily appears to them. In their idolatrous courses, Gandentibus diis
patriis, quos religiose colunt, &c. Yet are they very superstitious, like
our wild Irish: though they of the better note, the kings of Denmark and
Sweden themselves, that govern them, be Lutherans; the remnant are
Calvinists, Lutherans, in Germany equally mixed. And yet the emperor
himself, dukes of Lorraine, Bavaria, and the princes, electors, are most
part professed papists. And though some part of France and Ireland, Great
Britain, half the cantons in Switzerland, and the Low Countries, be
Calvinists, more defecate than the rest, yet at odds amongst themselves,
not free from superstition. And which [6365]Brochard, the monk, in his
description of the Holy Land, after he had censured the Greek church, and
showed their errors, concluded at last, Faxit Deus ne Latinis multa
irrepserint stultifies, I say God grant there be no fopperies in our
church. As a dam of water stopped in one place breaks out into another, so
doth superstition. I say nothing of Anabaptists, Socinians, Brownists,
Familists, &c. There is superstition in our prayers, often in our hearing
of sermons, bitter contentions, invectives, persecutions, strange conceits,
besides diversity of opinions, schisms, factions, &c. But as the Lord (Job
xlii. cap. 7. v.) said to Eliphaz, the Temanite, and his two friends,
his wrath was kindled against them, for they had not spoken of him things
that were right:
we may justly of these schismatics and heretics, how wise
soever in their own conceits, non recte loquuntur de Deo, they speak not,
they think not, they write not well of God, and as they ought. And
therefore, Quid quaeso mi Dorpi, as Erasmus concludes to Dorpius, hisce
Theologis faciamus, aut quid preceris, nisi forte fidelem medicum, qui
cerebro medeatur? What shall we wish them, but sanam mentem, and a good
physician? But more of their differences, paradoxes, opinions, mad pranks,
in the symptoms: I now hasten to the causes.
We are taught in Holy Scripture, that the Devil rangeth abroad like a
roaring lion, still seeking whom he may devour:
and as in several shapes,
so by several engines and devices he goeth about to seduce us; sometimes
he transforms himself into an angel of light; and is so cunning that he is
able, if it were possible, to deceive the very elect. He will be worshipped
as [6366]God himself, and is so adored by the heathen, and esteemed. And in
imitation of that divine power, as [6367]Eusebius observes, [6368]to abuse or
emulate God's glory, as Dandinus adds, he will have all homage, sacrifices,
oblations, and whatsoever else belongs to the worship of God, to be done
likewise unto him, similis erit altissimo, and by this means infatuates
the world, deludes, entraps, and destroys many a thousand souls. Sometimes
by dreams, visions (as God to Moses by familiar conference), the devil in
several shapes talks with them: in the [6369]Indies it is common, and in
China nothing so familiar as apparitions, inspirations, oracles, by
terrifying them with false prodigies, counterfeit miracles, sending storms,
tempests, diseases, plagues (as of old in Athens there was Apollo,
Alexicacus, Apollo λόιμιος, pestifer et malorum depulsor),
raising wars, seditions by spectrums, troubling their consciences, driving
them to despair, terrors of mind, intolerable pains; by promises, rewards,
benefits, and fair means, he raiseth such an opinion of his deity and
greatness, that they dare not do otherwise than adore him, do as he will
have them, they dare not offend him. And to compel them more to stand in
awe of him, [6370]he sends and cures diseases, disquiets their spirits
(as
Cyprian saith), torments and terrifies their souls, to make them adore him:
and all his study, all his endeavour is to divert them from true religion
to superstition: and because he is damned himself, and in an error, he
would have all the world participate of his errors, and be damned with him.
The primum mobile, therefore, and first mover of all superstition, is the
devil, that great enemy of mankind, the principal agent, who in a thousand
several, shapes, after diverse fashions, with several engines, illusions,
and by several names hath deceived the inhabitants of the earth, in several
places and countries, still rejoicing at their falls. All the world over
before Christ's time, he freely domineered, and held the souls of men in
most slavish subjection
(saith [6371]Eusebius) in diverse forms, ceremonies,
and sacrifices, till Christ's coming,
as if those devils of the air had
shared the earth amongst them, which the Platonists held for gods
([6372]Ludus deorum sumus), and were our governors and keepers. In several
places, they had several rites, orders, names, of which read Wierus de
praestigiis daemonum, lib. 1. cap. 5. [6373]Strozzius Cicogna, and others;
Adonided amongst the Syrians; Adramalech amongst the Capernaites, Asiniae
amongst the Emathites; Astartes with the Sidonians; Astaroth with the
Palestines; Dagon with the Philistines; Tartary with the Hanaei; Melchonis
amongst the Ammonites: Beli the Babylonians; Beelzebub and Baal with the
Samaritans and Moabites; Apis, Isis, and Osiris amongst the Egyptians;
Apollo Pythius at Delphos, Colophon, Ancyra, Cuma, Erythra; Jupiter in
Crete, Venus at Cyprus, Juno at Carthage, Aesculapius at Epidaurus, Diana at
Ephesus, Pallas at Athens, &c. And even in these our days, both in the East
and West Indies, in Tartary, China, Japan, &c., what strange idols, in what
prodigious forms, with what absurd ceremonies are they adored? What strange
sacraments, like ours of Baptism and the Lord's Supper, what goodly
temples, priests, sacrifices they had in America, when the Spaniards first
landed there, let Acosta the Jesuit relate, lib. 5. cap. 1, 2, 3, 4,
&c., and how the devil imitated the Ark and the children of Israel's coming
out of Egypt; with many such. For as Lipsius well discourseth out of the
doctrine of the Stoics, maxime cupiunt adorationem hominum, now and of
old, they still and most especially desire to be adored by men. See but
what Vertomannus, l. 5. c. 2. Marcus Polus, Lerius, Benzo, P. Martyr in
his Ocean Decades, Acosta, and Mat. Riccius expedit. Christ. in Sinus,
lib. 1. relate. [6374]Eusebius wonders how that wise city of Athens, and
flourishing kingdoms of Greece, should be so besotted; and we in our times,
how. those witty Chinese, so perspicacious in all other things should be so
gulled, so tortured with superstition, so blind as to worship stocks and
stones. But it is no marvel, when we see all out as great effects amongst
Christians themselves; how are those Anabaptists, Arians, and Papists above
the rest, miserably infatuated! Mars, Jupiter, Apollo, and Aesculapius, have
resigned their interest, names, and offices to Saint George.
tomorrow I will cause a contest between a Libyan and a Pontic minstrel), and the day following this enigma was understood; for with a great south wind which came from Libya, she quite overwhelmed Mithridates' army. What prodigies and miracles, dreams, visions, predictions, apparitions, oracles, have been of old at Delphos, Dodona, Trophonius' den, at Thebes, and Lebaudia, of Jupiter Ammon in Egypt, Amphiaraus in Attica, &c.; what strange cures performed by Apollo and Aesculapius? Juno's image and that of [6380]Fortune spake, [6381]Castor and Pollux fought in person for the Romans against Hannibal's army, as Pallas, Mars, Juno, Venus, for Greeks and Trojans, &c. Amongst our pseudo-Catholics nothing so familiar as such miracles; how many cures done by our lady of Loretto, at Sichem! of old at our St. Thomas's shrine, &c. [6382]St. Sabine was seen to fight for Arnulphus, duke of Spoleto. [6383]St. George fought in person for John the Bastard of Portugal, against the Castilians; St. James for the Spaniards in America. In the battle of Bannockburn, where Edward the Second, our English king, was foiled by the Scots, St. Philanus' arm was seen to fight (if [6384]Hector Boethius doth not impose), that was before shut up in a silver cap-case; another time, in the same author, St. Magnus fought for them. Now for visions, revelations, miracles, not only out of the legend, out of purgatory, but everyday comes news from the Indies, and at home read the Jesuits' Letters, Ribadineira, Thurselinus, Acosta, Lippomanus, Xaverius, Ignatius' Lives, &c., and tell me what difference?
His ordinary instruments or factors which he useth, as God himself, did
good kings, lawful magistrates, patriarchs, prophets, to the establishing
of his church, [6385]are politicians, statesmen, priests, heretics, blind
guides, impostors, pseudoprophets, to propagate his superstition. And first
to begin of politicians, it hath ever been a principal axiom with them to
maintain religion or superstition, which they determine of, alter and vary
upon all occasions, as to them seems best, they make religion mere policy,
a cloak, a human invention, nihil aeque valet ad regendos vulgi animos ac
superstitio, as [6386]Tacitus and [6387]Tully hold. Austin, l. 4. de
civitat. Dei. c. 9. censures Scaevola saying and acknowledging expedire
civitates religione falli, that it was a fit thing cities should be
deceived by religion, according to the diverb, Si mundus vult decipi,
decipiatur, if the world will be gulled, let it be gulled, 'tis good
howsoever to keep it in subjection. 'Tis that [6388]Aristotle and [6389]Plato
inculcate in their politics, Religion neglected, brings plague to the
city, opens a gap to all naughtiness.
'Tis that which all our late
politicians ingeminate. Cromerus, l. 2. pol. hist. Boterus, l. 3. de
incrementis urbium. Clapmarius, l. 2. c. 9. de Arcanis rerump. cap.
4. lib. 2. polit. Captain Machiavel will have a prince by all means to
counterfeit religion, to be superstitious in show at least, to seem to be
devout, frequent holy exercises, honour divines, love the church, affect
priests, as Numa, Lycurgus, and such lawmakers were and did, non ut his
fidem habeant, sed ut subditos religionis metu facilius in officio
contineant, to keep people in obedience. [6390]Nam naturaliter (as Cardan
writes) lex Christiana lex est pietatis, justitiae, fidei, simplicitatis,
&c. But this error of his, Innocentius Jentilettus, a French lawyer,
theorem. 9. comment. 1. de Relig, and Thomas Bozius in his book de
ruinis gentium et Regnorum have copiously confuted. Many politicians, I
dare not deny, maintain religion as a true means, and sincerely speak of it
without hypocrisy, are truly zealous and religious themselves. Justice and
religion are the two chief props and supporters of a well-governed
commonwealth: but most of them are but Machiavellians, counterfeits only for
political ends; for solus rex (which Campanella, cap. 18. atheismi
triumphali observes), as amongst our modern Turks, reipub. Finis, as
knowing [6391]magnus ejus in animos imperium; and that, as [6392]Sabellicus
delivers, A man without religion, is like a horse without a bridle.
No
way better to curb than superstition, to terrify men's consciences, and to
keep them in awe: they make new laws, statutes, invent new religions,
ceremonies, as so many stalking horses, to their ends. [6393]Haec enim
(religio) si falsa sit, dummodo vera credatur, animorum ferociam domat,
libidines coercet, subditos principi obsequentes efficit. [6394]Therefore
(saith [6395]Polybius of Lycurgus), did he maintain ceremonies, not that he
was superstitious himself, but that he had perceived mortal men more apt to
embrace paradoxes than aught else, and durst attempt no evil things for
fear of the gods.
This was Zamolcus's stratagem amongst the Thracians,
Numa's plot, when he said he had conference with the nymph Aegeria, and that
of Sertorius with a hart; to get more credit to their decrees, by deriving
them from the gods; or else they did all by divine instinct, which Nicholas
Damascen well observes of Lycurgus, Solon, and Minos, they had their laws
dictated, monte sacro, by Jupiter himself. So Mahomet referred his new
laws to the [6396]angel Gabriel, by whose direction he gave out they were
made. Caligula in Dion feigned himself to be familiar with Castor and
Pollux, and many such, which kept those Romans under (who, as Machiavel
proves, lib. 1. disput. cap. 11. et 12. were Religione maxime moti,
most superstitious): and did curb the people more by this means, than by
force of arms, or severity of human laws. Sola plebecula eam agnoscebat
(saith Vaninus, dial. 1. lib. 4. de admirandis naturae arcanis)
speaking of religion, que facile decipitur, magnates vero et philosophi
nequaquam, your grandees and philosophers had no such conceit, sed ad
imperii conformationem et amplificationem quam sine praetextu religionis
tueri non poterant; and many thousands in all ages have ever held as much,
Philosophers especially, animadvertebant hi semper haec esse fabellas,
attamen ob metum publicae potestatis silere cogebantur they were still
silent for fear of laws, &c. To this end that Syrian Phyresides, Pythagoras
his master, broached in the East amongst the heathens, first the
immortality of the soul, as Trismegistus did in Egypt, with a many of
feigned gods. Those French and Briton Druids in the West first taught,
saith [6397]Caesar, non interire animas (that souls did not die), but
after death to go from one to another, that so they might encourage them to
virtue.
'Twas for a politic end, and to this purpose the old [6398]poets
feigned those elysian fields, their Aeacus, Minos, and Rhadamanthus, their
infernal judges, and those Stygian lakes, fiery Phlegethons, Pluto's
kingdom, and variety of torments after death. Those that had done well,
went to the elysian fields, but evil doers to Cocytus, and to that burning
lake of [6399]hell with fire, and brimstone for ever to be tormented. 'Tis
this which [6400]Plato labours for in his Phaedon, et 9. de rep. The
Turks in their Alcoran, when they set down rewards, and several punishments
for every particular virtue and vice, [6401]when they persuade men, that
they that die in battle shall go directly to heaven, but wicked livers to
eternal torment, and all of all sorts (much like our papistical purgatory),
for a set time shall be tortured in their graves, as appears by that tract
which John Baptista Alfaqui, that Mauritanian priest, now turned Christian,
hath written in his confutation of the Alcoran. After a man's death two
black angels, Nunquir and Nequir (so they call them) come to him to his
grave and punish him for his precedent sins; if he lived well, they torture
him the less; if ill, per indesinentes cruciatus ad diem fudicii, they
incessantly punish him to the day of judgment, Nemo viventium qui ad horum
mentionem non totus horret et contremiscit, the thought of this crucifies
them all their lives long, and makes them spend their days in fasting and
prayer, ne mala haec contingant, &c. A Tartar prince, saith Marcus Polus,
lib. 1. cap. 23. called Senex de Montibus, the better to establish his
government amongst his subjects, and to keep them in awe, found a
convenient place in a pleasant valley, environed with hills, in [6402]which
he made a delicious park full of odoriferous flowers and fruits, and a
palace of all worldly contents,
that could possibly be devised, music,
pictures, variety of meats, &c., and chose out a certain young man, whom
with a [6403]soporiferous potion he so benumbed, that he perceived nothing:
and so fast asleep as he was, caused him to be conveyed into this fair
garden:
where after he had lived awhile in all such pleasures a sensual
man could desire, [6404]He cast him into a sleep again, and brought him
forth, that when he awaked he might tell others he had been in Paradise.
The like he did for hell, and by this means brought his people to
subjection. Because heaven and hell are mentioned in the scriptures, and to
be believed necessary by Christians: so cunningly can the devil and his
ministers, in imitation of true religion, counterfeit and forge the like,
to circumvent and delude his superstitious followers. Many such tricks and
impostures are acted by politicians, in China especially, but with what
effect I will discourse in the symptoms.
Next to politicians, if I may distinguish them, are some of our priests
(who make religion policy), if not far beyond them, for they domineer over
princes and statesmen themselves. Carnificinam exercent, one saith they
tyrannise over men's consciences more than any other tormentors whatsoever,
partly for their commodity and gain; Religionem enim omnium abusus (as
[6405]Postellus holds), quaestus scilicet sacrificum in causa est: for
sovereignty, credit, to maintain their state and reputation, out of
ambition and avarice, which are their chief supporters: what have they not
made the common people believe? Impossibilities in nature, incredible
things; what devices, traditions, ceremonies, have they not invented in all
ages to keep men in obedience, to enrich themselves? Quibus quaestui sunt
capti superstitione animi, as [6406]Livy saith. Those Egyptian priests of
old got all the sovereignty into their hands, and knowing, as [6407]Curtius
insinuates, nulla res efficacius multitudinem regit quam superstitio;
melius vatibus quam ducibus parent, vana religione capti, etiam impotentes
faeminae; the common people will sooner obey priests than captains, and
nothing so forcible as superstition, or better than blind zeal to rule a
multitude; have so terrified and gulled them, that it is incredible to
relate. All nations almost have been besotted in this kind; amongst our
Britons and old Gauls the Druids; magi in Persia; philosophers in Greece;
Chaldeans amongst the Oriental; Brachmanni in India; Gymnosophists in
Ethiopia; the Turditanes in Spain; Augurs in Rome, have insulted; Apollo's
priests in Greece, Phaebades and Pythonissae, by their oracles and
phantasms; Amphiaraus and his companions; now Mahometan and pagan priests,
what can they not effect? How do they not infatuate the world? Adeo
ubique (as [6408]Scaliger writes of the Mahometan priests), tum gentium
tum locorum, gens ista sacrorum ministra, vulgi secat spes, ad ea quae ipsi
fingunt somnia, so cunningly can they gull the commons in all places and
countries.
But above all others, that high priest of Rome, the dam of that
monstrous and superstitious brood, the bull-bellowing pope, which now
rageth in the West, that three-headed Cerberus hath played his part. [6409]
Whose religion at this day is mere policy, a state wholly composed of
superstition and wit, and needs nothing but wit and superstition to
maintain it, that useth colleges and religious houses to as good purpose as
forts and castles, and doth more at this day
by a company of scribbling
parasites, fiery-spirited friars, zealous anchorites, hypocritical
confessors, and those praetorian soldiers, his Janissary Jesuits, and that
dissociable society, as [6410]Languis terms it, postremus diaboli conatus et
saeculi excrementum, that now stand in the fore front of the battle, will
have a monopoly of, and engross all other learning, but domineer in
divinity, [6411]Excipiunt soli totius vulnera belli, and fight alone almost
(for the rest are but his dromedaries and asses), than ever he could have
done by garrisons and armies. What power of prince, or penal law, be it
never so strict, could enforce men to do that which for conscience' sake
they will voluntarily undergo? And as to fast from all flesh, abstain from
marriage, rise to their prayers at midnight, whip themselves, with
stupendous fasting and penance, abandon the world, wilful poverty, perform
canonical and blind obedience, to prostrate their goods, fortunes, bodies,
lives, and offer up themselves at their superior's feet, at his command?
What so powerful an engine as superstition? which they right well
perceiving, are of no religion at all themselves: Primum enim (as Calvin
rightly suspects, the tenor and practice of their life proves), arcanae
illius theologiae, quod apud eos regnat, caput est, nullum esse deum, they
hold there is no God, as Leo X. did, Hildebrand the magician, Alexander
VI., Julius II., mere atheists, and which the common proverb amongst them
approves, [6412]The worst Christians of Italy are the Romans, of the Romans
the priests are wildest, the lewdest priests are preferred to be cardinals,
and the baddest men amongst the cardinals is chosen to be pope,
that is an
epicure, as most part the popes are, infidels and Lucianists, for so they
think and believe; and what is said of Christ to be fables and impostures,
of heaven and hell, day of judgment, paradise, immortality of the soul, are
all,
Dreams, toys, and old wives' tales.Yet as so many [6414]whetstones to make other tools cut, but cut not themselves, though they be of no religion at all, they will make others most devout and superstitious, by promises and threats, compel, enforce from, and lead them by the nose like so many bears in a line; when as their end is not to propagate the church, advance God's kingdom, seek His glory or common good, but to enrich themselves, to enlarge their territories, to domineer and compel them to stand in awe, to live in subjection to the See of Rome. For what otherwise care they? Si mundus vult decipi, decipiatur,
since the world wishes to be gulled, let it be gulled,'tis fit it should be so. And for which [6415]Austin cites Varro to maintain his Roman religion, we may better apply to them: multa vera, quae vulgus scire non est utile; pleraque falsa, quae tamen uliter existimare populum expedit; some things are true, some false, which for their own ends they will not have the gullish commonalty take notice of. As well may witness their intolerable covetousness, strange forgeries, fopperies, fooleries, unrighteous subtleties, impostures, illusions, new doctrines, paradoxes, traditions, false miracles, which they have still forged, to enthral, circumvent and subjugate them, to maintain their own estates. [6416]One while by bulls, pardons, indulgencies, and their doctrines of good works, that they be meritorious, hope of heaven, by that means they have so fleeced the commonalty, and spurred on this free superstitious horse, that he runs himself blind, and is an ass to carry burdens. They have so amplified Peter's patrimony, that from a poor bishop, he is become Rex Regum, Dominus dominantium, a demigod, as his canonists make him (Felinus and the rest), above God himself. And for his wealth and [6417] temporalities, is not inferior to many kings: [6418]his cardinals, princes' companions; and in every kingdom almost, abbots, priors, monks, friars, &c., and his clergy, have engrossed a [6419]third part, half, in some places all, into their hands. Three princes, electors in Germany, bishops; besides Magdeburg, Spire, Saltsburg, Breme, Bamberg, &c. In France, as Bodine lib. de repub. gives us to understand, their revenues are 12,300,000 livres; and of twelve parts of the revenues in France, the church possesseth seven. The Jesuits, a new sect, begun in this age, have, as [6420]Middendorpius and [6421]Pelargus reckon up, three or four hundred colleges in Europe, and more revenues than many princes. In France, as Arnoldus proves, in thirty years they have got bis centum librarum millia annua, 200,000l. I say nothing of the rest of their orders. We have had in England, as Armachanus demonstrates, above 30,000 friars at once, and as [6422]Speed collects out of Leland and others, almost 600 religious houses, and near 200,000l. in revenues of the old rent belonging to them, besides images of gold, silver, plate, furniture, goods and ornaments, as [6423]Weever calculates, and esteems them at the dissolution of abbeys, worth a million of gold. How many towns in every kingdom hath superstition enriched? What a deal of money by musty relics, images, idolatry, have their mass-priests engrossed, and what sums have they scraped by their other tricks! Loretto in Italy, Walsingham in England, in those days. Ubi omnia auro nitent,
where everything shines with gold,saith Erasmus, St. Thomas's shrine, &c., may witness. [6424]Delphos so renowned of old in Greece for Apollo's oracle, Delos commune conciliabulum et emporium sola religions manitum; Dodona, whose fame and wealth were sustained by religion, were not so rich, so famous. If they can get but a relic of some saint, the Virgin Mary's picture, idols or the like, that city is for ever made, it needs no other maintenance. Now if any of these their impostures or juggling tricks be controverted, or called in question: if a magnanimous or zealous Luther, an heroical Luther, as [6425]Dithmarus Calls him, dare touch the monks' bellies, all is in a combustion, all is in an uproar: Demetrius and his associates are ready to pull him in pieces, to keep up their trades, [6426]
Great is Diana of the Ephesians:with a mighty shout of two hours long they will roar and not be pacified.
Now for their authority, what by auricular confession, satisfaction,
penance, Peter's keys, thunderings, excommunications, &c., roaring bulls,
this high priest of Rome, shaking his Gorgon's head, hath so terrified the
soul of many a silly man, insulted over majesty itself, and swaggered
generally over all Europe for many ages, and still doth to some, holding
them as yet in slavish subjection, as never tyrannising Spaniards did by
their poor Negroes, or Turks by their galley-slaves. [6427]The bishop of
Rome
(saith Stapleton, a parasite of his, de mag. Eccles. lib. 2. cap.
1.) hath done that without arms, which those Roman emperors could never
achieve with forty legions of soldiers,
deposed kings, and crowned them
again with his foot, made friends, and corrected at his pleasure, &c. [6428]
'Tis a wonder,
saith Machiavel, Florentinae, his. lib. 1. what slavery
King Henry II. endured for the death of Thomas a Beckett, what things he
was enjoined by the Pope, and how he submitted himself to do that which in
our times a private man would not endure,
and all through superstition.
[6429]Henry IV. disposed of his empire, stood barefooted with his wife at
the gates of Canossus. [6430]Frederic the Emperor was trodden on by
Alexander III., another held Adrian's stirrup, King John kissed the knees
of Pandulphos the Pope's legate, See. What made so many thousand Christians
travel from France, Britain, &c., into the Holy Land, spend such huge sums
of money, go a pilgrimage so familiarly to Jerusalem, to creep and crouch,
but slavish superstition? What makes them so freely venture their lives, to
leave their native countries, to go seek martyrdom in the Indies, but
superstition? to be assassins, to meet death, murder kings, but a false
persuasion of merit, of canonical or blind obedience which they instil into
them, and animate them by strange illusions, hope of being martyrs and
saints: such pretty feats can the devil work by priests, and so well for
their own advantage can they play their parts. And if it were not yet
enough, by priests and politicians to delude mankind, and crucify the souls
of men, he hath more actors in his tragedy, more irons in the fire, another
scene of heretics, factious, ambitious wits, insolent spirits, schismatics,
impostors, false prophets, blind guides, that out of pride, singularity,
vainglory, blind zeal, cause much more madness yet, set all in an uproar
by their new doctrines, paradoxes, figments, crotchets, make new divisions,
subdivisions, new sects, oppose one superstition to another, one kingdom to
another, commit prince and subjects, brother against brother, father
against son, to the ruin and destruction of a commonwealth, to the
disturbance of peace, and to make a general confusion of all estates. How
did those Arians rage of old? how many did they circumvent? Those
Pelagians, Manichees, &c., their names alone would make a just volume. How
many silly souls have impostors still deluded, drawn away, and quite
alienated from Christ! Lucian's Alexander Simon Magus, whose statue was to
be seen and adored in Rome, saith Justin Martyr, Simoni deo sancto, &c.,
after his decease. [6431]Apollonius Tianaeus, Cynops, Eumo, who by
counterfeiting some new ceremonies and juggling tricks of that Dea Syria,
by spitting fire, and the like, got an army together of 40,000 men, and did
much harm: with Eudo de stellis, of whom Nubrigensis speaks, lib. 1.
cap. 19. that in King Stephen's days imitated most of Christ's miracles,
fed I know not how many people in the wilderness, and built castles in the
air, &c., to the seducing of multitudes of poor souls. In Franconia, 1476,
a base illiterate fellow took upon him to be a prophet, and preach, John
Beheim by name, a neatherd at Nicholhausen, he seduced 30,000 persons, and
was taken by the commonalty to be a most holy man, come from heaven. [6432]
Tradesmen left their shops, women their distaffs, servants ran from their
masters, children from their parents, scholars left their tutors, all to
hear him, some for novelty, some for zeal. He was burnt at last by the
Bishop of Wartzburg, and so he and his heresy vanished together.
How many
such impostors, false prophets, have lived in every king's reign? what
chronicles will not afford such examples? that as so many ignes fatui,
have led men out of the way, terrified some, deluded others, that are apt
to be carried about by the blast of every wind, a rude inconstant
multitude, a silly company of poor souls, that follow all, and are
cluttered together like so many pebbles in a tide. What prodigious follies,
madness, vexations, persecutions, absurdities, impossibilities, these
impostors, heretics, &c., have thrust upon the world, what strange effects
shall be shown in the symptoms.
Now the means by which, or advantages the devil and his infernal ministers
take, so to delude and disquiet the world with such idle ceremonies, false
doctrines, superstitious fopperies, are from themselves, innate fear,
ignorance, simplicity, hope and fear, those two battering cannons and
principal engines, with their objects, reward and punishment, purgatory,
Limbus Patrum, &c. which now more than ever tyrannise; [6433]for what
province is free from atheism, superstition, idolatry, schism, heresy,
impiety, their factors and followers?
thence they proceed, and from that
same decayed image of God, which is yet remaining in us.
the heavens declare the glory of God, and the firmament declares his handy work,Psalm xix.
Every creature will evince it;Praesentemque refert quaelibet herba deum. Nolentes sciunt, fatentur inviti, as the said Tyrius proceeds, will or nill, they must acknowledge it. The philosophers, Socrates, Plato, Plotinus, Pythagoras, Trismegistus, Seneca, Epictetus, those Magi, Druids, &c. went as far as they could by the light of nature; [6435]multa praeclara, de natura Dei seripta reliquerunt,
writ many things well of the nature of God, but they had but a confused light, a glimpse,
as he that walks by moonshine in a wood,they groped in the dark; they had a gross knowledge, as he in Euripides, O Deus quicquid es, sive coelum, sive terra, sive aliud quid, and that of Aristotle, Ens entium miserere mei. And so of the immortality of the soul, and future happiness. Immortalitatem animae (saith Hierom) Pythagoras somniavit, Democritus non credidit in consolalionem damnationis suae Socrates in carcere disputavit; Indus, Persa, Cothus, &c. Philosophantur. So some said this, some that, as they conceived themselves, which the devil perceiving, led them farther out (as [6437]Lemnius observes) and made them worship him as their God with stocks and stones, and torture themselves to their own destruction, as he thought fit himself, inspired his priests and ministers with lies and fictions to prosecute the same, which they for their own ends were as willing to undergo, taking advantage of their simplicity, fear and ignorance. For the common people are as a flock of sheep, a rude, illiterate rout, void many times of common sense, a mere beast, bellua multorum capitum, will go whithersoever they are led: as you lead a ram over a gap by the horns, all the rest will follow, [6438]Non qua eundum, sed qua itur, they will do as they see others do, and as their prince will have them, let him be of what religion he will, they are for him. Now for those idolaters, Maxentius and Licinius, then for Constantine a Christian. [6439]Qui Christum negant male pereant, acclamatum est Decies, for two hours' space; qui Christum non colunt, Augusti inimici sunt, acclamatum est ter decies; and by and by idolaters again under that Apostate Julianus; all Arians under Constantius, good Catholics again under Jovinianus,
And little difference there is between the discretion of men and children in this case, especially of old folks and women,as [6440] Cardan discourseth,
when, as they are tossed with fear and superstition, and with other men's folly and dishonesty.So that I may say their ignorance is a cause of their superstition, a symptom, and madness itself: Supplicii causa est, sappliciumque sui. Their own fear, folly, stupidity, to be deplored lethargy, is that which gives occasion to the other, and pulls these miseries on their own heads. For in all these religions and superstitions, amongst our idolaters, you shall find that the parties first affected, are silly, rude, ignorant people, old folks, that are naturally prone to superstition, weak women, or some poor, rude, illiterate persons, that are apt to be wrought upon, and gulled in this kind, prone without either examination or due consideration (for they take up religion a trust, as at mercers' they do their wares) to believe anything. And the best means they have to broach first, or to maintain it when they have done, is to keep them still in ignorance: for
ignorance is the mother of devotion,as all the world knows, and these times can amply witness. This hath been the devil's practice, and his infernal ministers in all ages; not as our Saviour by a few silly fishermen, to confound the wisdom of the world, to save publicans and sinners, but to make advantage of their ignorance, to convert them and their associates; and that they may better effect what they intend, they begin, as I say, with poor, [6441]stupid, illiterate persons. So Mahomet did when he published his Alcoran, which is a piece of work (saith [6442]Bredenbachius)
full of nonsense, barbarism, confusion, without rhyme, reason, or any good composition, first published to a company of rude rustics, hog-rubbers, that had no discretion, judgment, art, or understanding, and is so still maintained.For it is a part of their policy to let no man comment, dare to dispute or call in question to this day any part of it, be it never so absurd, incredible, ridiculous, fabulous as it is, must be believed implicite, upon pain of death no man must dare to contradict it,
God and the emperor, &c.What else do our papists, but by keeping the people in ignorance vent and broach all their new ceremonies and traditions, when they conceal the scripture, read it in Latin, and to some few alone, feeding the slavish people in the meantime with tales out of legends, and such like fabulous narrations? Whom do they begin with but collapsed ladies, some few tradesmen, superstitious old folks, illiterate persons, weak women, discontent, rude, silly companions, or sooner circumvent? So do all our schismatics and heretics. Marcus and Valentinian heretics, in [6443]Irenaeus, seduced first I know not how many women, and made them believe they were prophets. [6444]Friar Cornelius of Dort seduced a company of silly women. What are all our Anabaptists, Brownists, Barrowists, familists, but a company of rude, illiterate, capricious, base fellows? What are most of our papists, but stupid, ignorant and blind bayards? how should they otherwise be, when as they are brought up and kept still in darkness? [6445]
If their pastors(saith Lavater)
have done their duties, and instructed their flocks as they ought, in the principles of Christian religion, or had not forbidden them the reading of scriptures, they had not been as they are.But being so misled all their lives in superstition, and carried hoodwinked like hawks, how can they prove otherwise than blind idiots, and superstitious asses? what else shall we expect at their hands? Neither is it sufficient to keep them blind, and in Cimmerian darkness, but withal, as a schoolmaster doth by his boys, to make them follow their books, sometimes by good hope, promises and encouragements, but most of all by fear, strict discipline, severity, threats and punishment, do they collogue and soothe up their silly auditors, and so bring them into a fools' paradise. Rex eris aiunt, si recte facies, do well, thou shalt be crowned; but for the most part by threats, terrors, and affrights, they tyrannise and terrify their distressed souls: knowing that fear alone is the sole and only means to keep men in obedience, according to that hemistichium of Petronius, primus in orbe deos fecit timor, the fear of some divine and supreme powers, keeps men in obedience, makes the people do their duties: they play upon their consciences; [6446]which was practised of old in Egypt by their priests; when there was an eclipse, they made the people believe God was angry, great miseries were to come; they take all opportunities of natural causes, to delude the people's senses, and with fearful tales out of purgatory, feigned apparitions, earthquakes in Japonia or China, tragical examples of devils, possessions, obsessions, false miracles, counterfeit visions, &c. They do so insult over and restrain them, never hoby so dared a lark, that they will not [6447]offend the least tradition, tread, or scarce look awry: Deus bone ([6448]Lavater exclaims) quot hoc commentum de purgatorio misere afflixit! good God, how many men have been miserably afflicted by this fiction of purgatory!
To these advantages of hope and fear, ignorance and simplicity, he hath
several engines, traps, devices, to batter and enthral, omitting no
opportunities, according to men's several inclinations, abilities, to
circumvent and humour them, to maintain his superstitions, sometimes to
stupefy, besot them: sometimes again by oppositions, factions, to set all
at odds and in an uproar; sometimes he infects one man, and makes him a
principal agent; sometimes whole cities, countries. If of meaner sort, by
stupidity, canonical obedience, blind zeal, &c. If of better note, by
pride, ambition, popularity, vainglory. If of the clergy and more eminent,
of better parts than the rest, more learned, eloquent, he puffs them up
with a vain conceit of their own worth, scientia inflati, they begin to
swell, and scorn all the world in respect of themselves, and thereupon turn
heretics, schismatics, broach new doctrines, frame new crotchets and the
like; or else out of too much learning become mad, or out of curiosity they
will search into God's secrets, and eat of the forbidden fruit; or out of
presumption of their holiness and good gifts, inspirations, become
prophets, enthusiasts, and what not? Or else if they be displeased,
discontent, and have not (as they suppose) preferment to their worth, have
some disgrace, repulse, neglected, or not esteemed as they fondly value
themselves, or out of emulation, they begin presently to rage and rave,
coelum terrae, miscent, they become so impatient in an instant, that a
whole kingdom cannot contain them, they will set all in a combustion, all
at variance, to be revenged of their adversaries. [6449]Donatus, when he saw
Cecilianus preferred before him in the bishopric of Carthage, turned
heretic, and so did Arian, because Alexander was advanced: we have examples
at home, and too many experiments of such persons. If they be laymen of
better note, the same engines of pride, ambition, emulation and jealousy,
take place, they will be gods themselves: [6450]Alexander in India, after
his victories, became so insolent, he would be adored for a god: and those
Roman emperors came to that height of madness, they must have temples built
to them, sacrifices to their deities, Divus Augustus, D. Claudius, D.
Adrianus: [6451]Heliogabalus, put out that vestal fire at Rome, expelled
the virgins, and banished all other religions all over the world, and would
be the sole God himself.
Our Turks, China kings, great Chams, and Mogors
do little less, assuming divine and bombast titles to themselves; the
meaner sort are too credulous, and led with blind zeal, blind obedience, to
prosecute and maintain whatsoever their sottish leaders shall propose, what
they in pride and singularity, revenge, vainglory, ambition, spleen, for
gain, shall rashly maintain and broach, their disciples make a matter of
conscience, of hell and damnation, if they do it not, and will rather
forsake wives, children, house and home, lands, goods, fortunes, life
itself, than omit or abjure the least tittle of it, and to advance the
common cause, undergo any miseries, turn traitors, assassins,
pseudomartyrs, with full assurance and hope of reward in that other world,
that they shall certainly merit by it, win heaven, be canonised for saints.
Now when they are truly possessed with blind zeal, and misled with
superstition, he hath many other baits to inveigle and infatuate them
farther yet, to make them quite mortified and mad, and that under colour of
perfection, to merit by penance, going woolward, whipping, alms, fastings,
&c. An. 1320. there was a sect of [6452]whippers in Germany, that, to the
astonishment of the beholders, lashed, and cruelly tortured themselves. I
could give many other instances of each particular. But these works so done
are meritorious, ex opere operato, ex condigno, for themselves and
others, to make them macerate and consume their bodies, specie virtutis et
umbra, those evangelical counsels are propounded, as our pseudo-Catholics
call them, canonical obedience, wilful poverty, [6453]vows of chastity,
monkery, and a solitary life, which extend almost to all religions and
superstitions, to Turks, Chinese, Gentiles, Abyssinians, Greeks, Latins,
and all countries. Amongst the rest, fasting, contemplation, solitariness,
are as it were certain rams by which the devil doth batter and work upon
the strongest constitutions. Nonnulli (saith Peter Forestus) ob longas
inedias, studia et meditationes coelestes, de rebus sacris et religione
semper agitant, by fasting overmuch, and divine meditations, are overcome.
Not that fasting is a thing of itself to be discommended, for it is an
excellent means to keep the body in subjection, a preparative to devotion,
the physic of the soul, by which chaste thoughts are engendered, true zeal,
a divine spirit, whence wholesome counsels do proceed, concupiscence is
restrained, vicious and predominant lusts and humours are expelled. The
fathers are very much in commendation of it, and, as Calvin notes,
sometimes immoderate. [6454]The mother of health, key of heaven, a
spiritual wing to arear us, the chariot of the Holy Ghost, banner of
faith,
&c. And 'tis true they say of it, if it be moderately and
seasonably used, by such parties as Moses, Elias, Daniel, Christ, and his
[6455]apostles made use of it; but when by this means they will
supererogate, and as [6456]Erasmus well taxeth, Coelum non sufficere putant
suis meritis. Heaven is too small a reward for it; they make choice of
times and meats, buy and sell their merits, attribute more to them than to
the ten Commandments, and count it a greater sin to eat meat in Lent, than
to kill a man, and as one sayeth, Plus respiciunt assum piscem, quam
Christum crucifixum, plus salmonem quam Solomonem, quibus in ore Christus,
Epicurus in corde, pay more respect to a broiled fish than to Christ
crucified, more regard to salmon than to Solomon, have Christ on their
lips, but Epicurus in their hearts,
when some counterfeit, and some
attribute more to such works of theirs than to Christ's death and passion;
the devil sets in a foot, strangely deludes them, and by that means makes
them to overthrow the temperature of their bodies, and hazard their souls.
Never any strange illusions of devils amongst hermits, anchorites, never
any visions, phantasms, apparitions, enthusiasms, prophets, any
revelations, but immoderate fasting, bad diet, sickness, melancholy,
solitariness, or some such things, were the precedent causes, the
forerunners or concomitants of them. The best opportunity and sole occasion
the devil takes to delude them. Marcilius Cognatus, lib. 1. cont. cap.
7. hath many stories to this purpose, of such as after long fasting have
been seduced by devils; and [6457]'tis a miraculous thing to relate
(as
Cardan writes) what strange accidents proceed from fasting; dreams,
superstition, contempt of torments, desire of death, prophecies, paradoxes,
madness; fasting naturally prepares men to these things.
Monks,
anchorites, and the like, after much emptiness, become melancholy,
vertiginous, they think they hear strange noises, confer with hobgoblins,
devils, rivel up their bodies, et dum hostem insequimur, saith Gregory,
civem quem diligimus, trucidamus, they become bare skeletons, skin and
bones; Carnibus abstinentes proprias carnes devorant, ut nil praeter cutem
et ossa sit reliquum. Hilarion, as [6458]Hierome reports in his life, and
Athanasius of Antonius, was so bare with fasting, that the skin did scarce
stick to the bones; for want of vapours he could not sleep, and for want of
sleep became idleheaded, heard every night infants cry, oxen low, wolves
howl, lions roar
(as he thought), clattering of chains, strange voices, and
the like illusions of devils.
Such symptoms are common to those that fast
long, are solitary, given to contemplation, overmuch solitariness and
meditation. Not that these things (as I said of fasting) are to be
discommended of themselves, but very behoveful in some cases and good:
sobriety and contemplation join our souls to God, as that heathen
[6459]Porphyry can tell us. [6460]Ecstasy is a taste of future happiness, by
which we are united unto God, a divine melancholy, a spiritual wing,
Bonaventure terms it, to lift us up to heaven; but as it is abused, a mere
dotage, madness, a cause and symptom of religious melancholy. [6461]If you
shall at any time see
(saith Guianerius) a religious person
over-superstitious, too solitary, or much given to fasting, that man will
certainly be melancholy, thou mayst boldly say it, he will be so.
P.
Forestus hath almost the same words, and [6462]Cardan subtil, lib. 18. et
cap. 40. lib. 8. de rerum varietate, solitariness, fasting, and that
melancholy humour, are the causes of all hermits' illusions.
Lavater, de
spect. cap. 19. part. 1. and part. 1. cap. 10. puts solitariness a
main cause of such spectrums and apparitions; none, saith he, so melancholy
as monks and hermits, the devil's hath melancholy; [6463]none so subject to
visions and dotage in this kind, as such as live solitary lives, they hear
and act strange things in their dotage.
[6464]Polydore Virgil, lib. 2.
prodigiis, holds that those prophecies and monks' revelations? nuns,
dreams, which they suppose come from God, to proceed wholly ab instinctu
daemonum, by the devil's means;
and so those enthusiasts, Anabaptists,
pseudoprophets from the same cause. [6465]Fracastorius, lib. 2. de
intellect, will have all your pythonesses, sibyls, and pseudoprophets to
be mere melancholy, so doth Wierus prove, lib. 1. cap. 8. et l. 3.
cap. 7. and Arculanus in 9 Rhasis, that melancholy is a sole cause, and
the devil together, with fasting and solitariness, of such sibylline
prophecies, if there were ever such, which with [6466]Casaubon and others I
justly except at; for it is not likely that the Spirit of God should ever
reveal such manifest revelations and predictions of Christ, to those
Pythonissae witches, Apollo's priests, the devil's ministers, (they were no
better) and conceal them from his own prophets; for these sibyls set down
all particular circumstances of Christ's coming, and many other future
accidents far more perspicuous and plain than ever any prophet did. But,
howsoever, there be no Phaebades or sibyls, I am assured there be other
enthusiasts, prophets, dii Fatidici, Magi, (of which read Jo. Boissardus,
who hath laboriously collected them into a great [6467]volume of late, with
elegant pictures, and epitomised their lives) &c., ever have been in all
ages, and still proceeding from those causes, [6468]qui visiones suas
enarrant, somniant futura, prophetisant, et ejusmodi deliriis agitati,
Spiritum Sanctum sibi communicari putant. That which is written of Saint
Francis' five wounds, and other such monastical effects, of him and others,
may justly be referred to this our melancholy; and that which Matthew Paris
relates of the [6469]monk of Evesham, who saw heaven and hell in a vision; of
[6470]Sir Owen, that went down into Saint Patrick's purgatory in King
Stephen's days, and saw as much; Walsingham of him that showed as much by
Saint Julian. Beda, lib. 5. cap. 13. 14. 15. et 20. reports of King
Sebba, lib. 4. cap. 11. eccles. hist. that saw strange [6471]visions;
and Stumphius Helvet Cornic, a cobbler of Basle, that beheld rare
apparitions at Augsburg, [6472]in Germany. Alexander ab Alexandro, gen.
dier. lib. 6. cap. 21. of an enthusiastical prisoner, (all out as
probable as that of Eris Armenius, in Plato's tenth dialogue de Repub.
that revived again ten days after he was killed in a battle, and told
strange wonders, like those tales Ulysses related to Alcinous in Homer, or
Lucian's vera historia itself) was still after much solitariness,
fasting, or long sickness, when their brains were addled, and their bellies
as empty of meat as their heads of wit. Florilegus hath many such examples,
fol. 191. one of Saint Gultlake of Crowald that fought with devils, but
still after long fasting, overmuch solitariness, [6473]the devil persuaded
him therefore to fast, as Moses and Elias did, the better to delude him.
[6474]In the same author is recorded Carolus Magnus vision an. 185. or
ecstasies, wherein he saw heaven and hell after much fasting and
meditation. So did the devil of old with Apollo's priests. Amphiaraus and
his fellows, those Egyptians, still enjoin long fasting before he would
give any oracles, triduum a cibo et vino abstinerent, [6475]before they
gave any answers, as Volateran lib. 13. cap. 4. records, and Strabo
Geog. lib. 14. describes Charon's den, in the way between Tralles and
Nissum, whither the priests led sick and fanatic men: but nothing performed
without long fasting, no good to be done. That scoffing [6476]Lucian conducts
his Menippus to hell by the directions of that Chaldean Mithrobarzanes, but
after long fasting, and such like idle preparation. Which the Jesuits right
well perceiving of what force this fasting and solitary meditation is, to
alter men's minds, when they would make a man mad, ravish him, improve him
beyond himself, to undertake some great business of moment, to kill a king,
or the like, [6477]they bring him into a melancholy dark chamber, where he
shall see no light for many days together, no company, little meat, ghastly
pictures of devils all about him, and leave him to lie as he will himself,
on the bare floor in this chamber of meditation, as they call it, on his
back, side, belly, till by this strange usage they make him quite mad and
beside himself. And then after some ten days, as they find him animated and
resolved, they make use of him. The devil hath many such factors, many such
engines, which what effect they produce, you shall hear in the following
symptoms.
Fleat Heraclitus, an rideat Democritus? in attempting to speak of these symptoms, shall I laugh with Democritus, or weep with Heraclitus? they are so ridiculous and absurd on the one side, so lamentable and tragical on the other: a mixed scene offers itself, so full of errors and a promiscuous variety of objects, that I know not in what strain to represent it. When I think of the Turkish paradise, those Jewish fables, and pontifical rites, those pagan superstitions, their sacrifices, and ceremonies, as to make images of all matter, and adore them when they have done, to see them, kiss the pyx, creep to the cross, &c. I cannot choose but laugh with Democritus: but when I see them whip and torture themselves, grind their souls for toys and trifles, desperate, and now ready to die, I cannot but weep with Heraclitus. When I see a priest say mass, with all those apish gestures, murmurings, &c. read the customs of the Jews' synagogue, or Mahometa Meschites, I must needs [6478]laugh at their folly, risum teneatis amici? but when I see them make matters of conscience of such toys and trifles, to adore the devil, to endanger their souls, to offer their children to their idols, &c. I must needs condole their misery. When I see two superstitious orders contend pro aris et focis, with such have and hold, de lana, caprina, some write such great volumes to no purpose, take so much pains to so small effect, their satires, invectives, apologies, dull and gross fictions; when I see grave learned men rail and scold like butter-women, methinks 'tis pretty sport, and fit [6479]for Calphurnius and Democritus to laugh at. But when I see so much blood spilt, so many murders and massacres, so many cruel battles fought, &c. 'tis a fitter subject for Heraclitus to lament. [6480]As Merlin when he sat by the lake side with Vortigern, and had seen the white and red dragon fight, before he began to interpret or to speak, in fletum prorupit, fell a weeping, and then proceeded to declare to the king what it meant. I should first pity and bewail this misery of human kind with some passionate preface, wishing mine eyes a fountain of tears, as Jeremiah did, and then to my task. For it is that great torture, that infernal plague of mortal men, omnium pestium pestilentissima superstitio, and able of itself alone to stand in opposition to all other plagues, miseries and calamities whatsoever; far more cruel, more pestiferous, more grievous, more general, more violent, of a greater extent. Other fears and sorrows, grievances of body and mind, are troublesome for the time; but this is for ever, eternal damnation, hell itself, a plague, a fire: an inundation hurts one province alone, and the loss may be recovered; but this superstition involves all the world almost, and can never be remedied. Sickness and sorrows come and go, but a superstitious soul hath no rest; [6481]superstitione imbutus animus nunquam quietus esse potest, no peace, no quietness. True religion and superstition are quite opposite, longe diversa carnificina et pietas, as Lactantius describes, the one erects, the other dejects; illorum pietas, mera impietus; the one is an easy yoke, the other an intolerable burden, an absolute tyranny; the one a sure anchor, a haven; the other a tempestuous ocean; the one makes, the other mars; the one is wisdom, the other is folly, madness, indiscretion; the one unfeigned, the other a counterfeit; the one a diligent observer, the other an ape; one leads to heaven, the other to hell. But these differences will more evidently appear by their particular symptoms. What religion is, and of what parts it doth consist, every catechism will tell you, what symptoms it hath, and what effects it produceth: but for their superstitions, no tongue can tell them, no pen express, they are so many, so diverse, so uncertain, so inconstant, and so different from themselves. Tot mundi superstitiones quot coelo stellae, one saith, there be as many superstitions in the world, as there be stars in heaven, or devils themselves that are the first founders of them: with such ridiculous, absurd symptoms and signs, so many several rites, ceremonies, torments and vexations accompanying, as may well express and beseem the devil to be the author and maintainer of them. I will only point at some of them, ex ungue leonem guess at the rest, and those of the chief kinds of superstition, which beside us Christians now domineer and crucify the world, Gentiles, Mahometans, Jews, &c.
Of these symptoms some be general, some particular to each private sect: general to all, are, an extraordinary love and affection they bear and show to such as are of their own sect, and more than Vatinian hate to such as are opposite in religion, as they call it, or disagree from them in their superstitious rites, blind zeal, (which is as much a symptom as a cause,) vain fears, blind obedience, needless works, incredibilities, impossibilities, monstrous rites and ceremonies, wilfulness, blindness, obstinacy, &c. For the first, which is love and hate, as [6482]Montanus saith, nulla firmior amicitia quam quae contrahitur hinc; nulla discordia major, quam quae a religione fit; no greater concord, no greater discord than that which proceeds from religion, it is incredible to relate, did not our daily experience evince it, what factions, quam teterrimae factiones, (as [6483]Rich. Dinoth writes) have been of late for matters of religion in France, and what hurlyburlies all over Europe for these many years. Nihil est quod tam impotentur rapiat homines, quam suscepta de salute opinio; siquidem pro ea omnes gentes corpora et animas devovere solent, et arctissimo necessitudinis vinculo se invicem colligare. We are all brethren in Christ, servants of one Lord, members of one body, and therefore are or should be at least dearly beloved, inseparably allied in the greatest bond of love and familiarity, united partakers not only of the same cross, but coadjutors, comforters, helpers, at all times, upon all occasions: as they did in the primitive church, Acts the 5. they sold their patrimonies, and laid them at the apostles' feet, and many such memorable examples of mutual love we have had under the ten general persecutions, many since. Examples on the other side of discord none like, as our Saviour saith, he came therefore into the world to set father against son, &c. In imitation of whom the devil belike ([6484]nam superstitio irrepsit verae religionis imitatrix, superstition is still religion's ape, as in all other things, so in this) doth so combine and glue together his superstitious followers in love and affection, that they will live and die together: and what an innate hatred hath he still inspired to any other superstition opposite? How those old Romans were affected, those ten persecutions may be a witness, and that cruel executioner in Eusebius, aut lita aut morere, sacrifice or die. No greater hate, more continuate, bitter faction, wars, persecution in all ages, than for matters of religion, no such feral opposition, father against son, mother against daughter, husband against wife, city against city, kingdom against kingdom: as of old at Tentira and Combos:
than they that now scoff at them, curse them, persecute and revile them, shall be coheirs and brethren with them, or have any part or fellowship with their Messiah, they would crucify their Messiah ten times over, and God himself, his angels, and all his creatures, if it were possible, though they endure a thousand hells for it.Such is their malice towards us. Now for Papists, what in a common cause, for the advancement of their religion they will endure, our traitors and pseudo-Catholics will declare unto us; and how bitter on the other side to their adversaries, how violently bent, let those Marian times record, as those miserable slaughters at Merindol and Cabriers, the Spanish inquisition, the Duke of Alva's tyranny in the Low Countries, the French massacres and civil wars. [6487]Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum.
Such wickedness did religion persuade.Not there only, but all over Europe, we read of bloody battles, racks and wheels, seditions, factions, oppositions.
my name(saith [6489]Luther)
is more odious to them than any thief or murderer.So it is with all heretics and schismatics whatsoever: and none so passionate, violent in their tenets, opinions, obstinate, wilful, refractory, peevish, factious, singular and stiff in defence of them; they do not only persecute and hate, but pity all other religions, account them damned, blind, as if they alone were the true church, they are the true heirs, have the fee-simple of heaven by a peculiar donation, 'tis entailed on them and their posterities, their doctrine sound, per funem aureum de coelo delapsa doctrinci,
let down from, heaven by a golden rope,they alone are to be saved, The Jews at this day are so incomprehensibly proud and churlish, saith [6490]Luther, that soli salvari, soli domini terrarum salutari volunt. And as [6491]Buxtorfius adds,
so ignorant and self-willed withal, that amongst their most understanding Rabbins you shall find nought but gross dotage, horrible hardness of heart, and stupendous obstinacy, in all their actions, opinions, conversations: and yet so zealous with all, that no man living can be more, and vindicate themselves for the elect people of GOD.'Tis so with all other superstitious sects, Mahometans, Gentiles in China, and Tartary: our ignorant Papists, Anabaptists, Separatists, and peculiar churches of Amsterdam, they alone, and none but they can be saved. [6492]
Zealous(as Paul saith, Rom. x. 2.)
without knowledge,they will endure any misery, any trouble, suffer and do that which the sunbeams will not endure to see, Religionis acti Furiis, all extremities, losses and dangers, take any pains, fast, pray, vow chastity, wilful poverty, forsake all and follow their idols, die a thousand deaths as some Jews did to Pilate's soldiers, in like case, exertos praebentes jugulos, et manifeste prae se ferentes, (as Josephus hath it) cariorem esse rita sibi legis patriae observationem, rather than abjure, or deny the least particle of that religion which their fathers profess, and they themselves have been brought up in, be it never so absurd, ridiculous, they will embrace it, and without farther inquiry or examination of the truth, though it be prodigiously false, they will believe it; they will take much more pains to go to hell, than we shall do to heaven. Single out the most ignorant of them, convince his understanding, show him his errors, grossness, and absurdities of his sect. Non persuadebis etiamsi persuaseris, he will not be persuaded. As those pagans told the Jesuits in Japona, [6493]they would do as their forefathers have done: and with Ratholde the Frisian Prince, go to hell for company, if most of their friends went thither: they will not be moved, no persuasion, no torture can stir them. So that papists cannot brag of their vows, poverty, obedience, orders, merits, martyrdoms, fastings, alms, good works, pilgrimages: much and more than all this, I shall show you, is, and hath been done by these superstitious Gentiles, Pagans, Idolaters and Jews: their blind zeal and idolatrous superstition in all kinds is much at one; little or no difference, and it is hard to say which is the greatest, which is the grossest. For if a man shall duly consider those superstitious rites amongst the Ethnics in Japan, the Bannians in Gusart, the Chinese idolaters, [6494]Americans of old, in Mexico especially, Mahometan priests, he shall find the same government almost, the same orders and ceremonies, or so like, that they may seem all apparently to be derived from some heathen spirit, and the Roman hierarchy no better than the rest. In a word, this is common to all superstition, there is nothing so mad and absurd, so ridiculous, impossible, incredible, which they will not believe, observe, and diligently perform, as much as in them lies; nothing so monstrous to conceive, or intolerable to put in practice, so cruel to suffer, which they will not willingly undertake. So powerful a thing is superstition. [6495]
O Egypt(as Trismegistus exclaims)
thy religion is fables, and such as posterity will not believe.I know that in true religion itself, many mysteries are so apprehended alone by faith, as that of the Trinity, which Turks especially deride, Christ's incarnation, resurrection of the body at the last day, quod ideo credendum (saith Tertullian) quod incredible, &c. many miracles not to be controverted or disputed of. Mirari non rimari sapientia vera est, saith [6496]Gerhardus; et in divinis (as a good father informs us) quaedam credenda, quaedam admiranda, &c. some things are to be believed, embraced, followed with all submission and obedience, some again admired. Though Julian the apostate scoff at Christians in this point, quod captivemus intellectum in obsequium fidei, saying, that the Christian creed is like the Pythagorean Ipse dixit, we make our will and understanding too slavishly subject to our faith, without farther examination of the truth; yet as Saint Gregory truly answers, our creed is altioris praestantiae, and much more divine; and as Thomas will, pie consideranti semper suppetunt rationes, ostendentes credibilitatem in mysteriis supernaturalibus, we do absolutely believe it, and upon good reasons, for as Gregory well informeth us; Fides non habet meritum, ubi humana ratio quaerit experimentum; that faith hath no merit, is not worth the name of faith, that will not apprehend without a certain demonstration: we must and will believe God's word; and if we be mistaken or err in our general belief, as [6497]Richardus de Sancto Victore, vows he will say to Christ himself at the day of judgment;
Lord, if we be deceived, thou alone hast deceived us:thus we plead. But for the rest I will not justify that pontificial consubstantiation, that which [6498]Mahometans and Jews justly except at, as Campanella confesseth, Atheismi triumphat. cap. 12. fol. 125, difficillimum dogma esse, nec aliud subjectum magis haereticorum blasphemiis, et stultis irrisionibus politicorum reperiri. They hold it impossible, Deum in pane manducari; and besides they scoff at it, vide gentem comedentem Deum suum, inquit quidam Maurus. [6499]Hunc Deum muscae et vermes irrident, quum ipsum polluunt et devorant, subditus est igni, aquae, et latrones furantur, pixidem auream humi prosternunt, et se tamen non defendit hic Deus. Qui fieri potest, ut sit integer in singulis hostiae particulis, idem corpus numero, tam multis locis, caelo, terra, &c. But he that shall read the [6500]Turks' Alcoran, the Jews' Talmud, and papists' golden legend, in the mean time will swear that such gross fictions, fables, vain traditions, prodigious paradoxes and ceremonies, could never proceed from any other spirit, than that of the devil himself, which is the author of confusion and lies; and wonder withal how such wise men as have been of the Jews, such learned understanding men as Averroes, Avicenna, or those heathen philosophers, could ever be persuaded to believe, or to subscribe to the least part of them: aut fraudem non detegere: but that as [6501]Vanninus answers, ob publicae, potestatis formidinem allatrare philosophi non audebant, they durst not speak for fear of the law. But I will descend to particulars: read their several symptoms and then guess.
Of such symptoms as properly belong to superstition, or that irreligious religion, I may say as of the rest, some are ridiculous, some again feral to relate. Of those ridiculous, there can be no better testimony than the multitude of their gods, those absurd names, actions, offices they put upon them, their feasts, holy days, sacrifices, adorations, and the like. The Egyptians that pretended so great antiquity, 300 kings before Amasis: and as Mela writes, 13,000 years from the beginning of their chronicles, that bragged so much of their knowledge of old, for they invented arithmetic, astronomy, geometry: of their wealth and power, that vaunted of 20,000 cities: yet at the same time their idolatry and superstition was most gross: they worshipped, as Diodorus Siculus records, sun and moon under the name of Isis and Osiris, and after, such men as were beneficial to them, or any creature that did them good. In the city of Bubasti they adored a cat, saith Herodotus. Ibis and storks, an ox: (saith Pliny) [6502]leeks and onions, Macrobius,
When a good man dies, his body is buried, but his soul, ex homine daemon evadit, becomes forthwith a demigod, nothing disparaged with malignity of air, or variety of forms, rejoiceth, exults and sees that perfect beauty with his eyes. Now being deified, in commiseration he helps his poor friends here on earth, his kindred and allies, informs, succours, &c. punisheth those that are bad and do amiss, as a good genius to protect and govern mortal men appointed by the gods, so they will have it, ordaining some for provinces, some for private men, some for one office, some for another. Hector and Achilles assist soldiers to this day; Aesculapius all sick men, the Dioscuri seafaring men, &c. and sometimes upon occasion they show themselves. The Dioscuri, Hercules and Aesculapius, he saw himself (or the devil in his likeness) non somnians sed vigilans ipse vidi:So far Tyrius. And not good men only do they thus adore, but tyrants, monsters, devils, (as [6509] Stuckius inveighs) Neros, Domitians, Heliogables, beastly women, and arrant whores amongst the rest.
For all intents, places, creatures, they assign gods;
As children make babies(so saith [6510]Morneus),
their poets make gods,et quos adorant in templis, ludunt in Theatris, as Lactantius scoffs. Saturn, a man, gelded himself, did eat his own children, a cruel tyrant driven out of his kingdom by his son Jupiter, as good a god as himself, a wicked lascivious paltry king of Crete, of whose rapes, lusts, murders, villainies, a whole volume is too little to relate. Venus, a notorious strumpet, as common as a barber's chair, Mars, Adonis, Anchises' whore, is a great she-goddess, as well as the rest, as much renowned by their poets, with many such; and these gods so fabulously and foolishly made, ceremoniis, hymnis, et canticis celebrunt; their errors, luctus et gaudia, amores, iras, nuptias et liberorum procreationes ([6511]as Eusebius well taxeth), weddings, mirth and mournings, loves, angers, and quarrelling they did celebrate in hymns, and sing of in their ordinary songs, as it were publishing their villainies. But see more of their originals. When Romulus was made away by the sedition of the senators, to pacify the people, [6512]Julius Proculus gave out that Romulus was taken up by Jupiter into heaven, and therefore to be ever after adored for a god amongst the Romans. Syrophanes of Egypt had one only son, whom he dearly loved; he erected his statue in his house, which his servants did adorn with garlands, to pacify their master's wrath when he was angry, so by little and little he was adored for a god. This did Semiramis for her husband Belus, and Adrian the emperor by his minion Antinous. Flora was a rich harlot in Rome, and for that she made the commonwealth her heir, her birthday was solemnised long after; and to make it a more plausible holiday, they made her goddess of flowers, and sacrificed to her amongst the rest. The matrons of Rome, as Dionysius Halicarnassaeus relates, because at their entreaty Coriolanus desisted from his wars, consecrated a church Fortunes muliebri; and [6513]Venus Barbata had a temple erected, for that somewhat was amiss about hair, and so the rest. The citizens [6514]of Alabanda, a small town in Asia Minor, to curry favour with the Romans (who then warred in Greece with Perseus of Macedon, and were formidable to these parts), consecrated a temple to the City of Rome, and made her a goddess, with annual games and sacrifices; so a town of houses was deified, with shameful flattery of the one side to give, and intolerable arrogance on the other to accept, upon so vile and absurd an occasion. Tully writes to Atticus, that his daughter Tulliola might be made a goddess, and adored as Juno and Minerva, and as well she deserved it. Their holy days and adorations were all out as ridiculous; those Lupercals of Pan, Florales of Flora, Bona dea, Anna Perenna, Saturnals, &c., as how they were celebrated, with what lascivious and wanton gestures, bald ceremonies, [6515]by what bawdy priests, how they hang their noses over the smoke of sacrifices, saith [6516]Lucian, and lick blood like flies that was spilled about the altars. Their carved idols, gilt images of wood, iron, ivory, silver, brass, stone, olim truncus eram, &c., were most absurd, as being their own workmanship; for as Seneca notes, adorant ligneos deos, et fabros interim qui fecerunt, contemnunt, they adore work, contemn the workman; and as Tertullian follows it, Si homines non essent diis propitii, non essent dii, had it not been for men, they had never been gods, but blocks, and stupid statues in which mice, swallows, birds make their nests, spiders their webs, and in their very mouths laid their excrements. Those images, I say, were all out as gross as the shapes in which they did represent them: Jupiter with a ram's head, Mercury a dog's, Pan like a goat, Heccate with three heads, one with a beard, another without; see more in Carterius and [6517]Verdurius of their monstrous forms and ugly pictures: and, which was absurder yet, they told them these images came from heaven, as that of Minerva in her temple at Athens, quod e coelo cecidisse credebant accolae, saith Pausanias. They formed some like storks, apes, bulls, and yet seriously believed: and that which was impious and abominable, they made their gods notorious whoremasters, incestuous Sodomites (as commonly they were all, as well as Jupiter, Mars, Apollo, Mercury, Neptune, &c.), thieves, slaves, drudges (for Apollo and Neptune made tiles in Phrygia), kept sheep, Hercules emptied stables, Vulcan a blacksmith, unfit to dwell upon the earth for their villainies, much less in heaven, as [6518]Mornay well saith, and yet they gave them out to be such; so weak and brutish, some to whine, lament, and roar, as Isis for her son and Cenocephalus, as also all her weeping priests; Mars in Homer to be wounded, vexed; Venus ran away crying, and the like; than which what can be more ridiculous? Nonne ridiculum lugere quod colas, vel colere quod lugeas? (which [6519]Minutius objects) Si dii, cur plangitis? si mortui, cur adoratis? that it is no marvel if [6520]Lucian, that adamantine persecutor of superstition, and Pliny could so scoff at them and their horrible idolatry as they did; if Diagoras took Hercules' image, and put it under his pot to seethe his pottage, which was, as he said, his 13th labour. But see more of their fopperies in Cypr. 4. tract, de Idol. varietat. Chrysostom advers. Gentil. Arnobius adv. Gentes. Austin, de civ. dei. Theodoret. de curat. Graec. affect. Clemens Alexandrinus, Minutius Felix, Eusebius, Lactantius, Stuckius, &c. Lamentable, tragical, and fearful those symptoms are, that they should be so far forth affrighted with their fictitious gods, as to spend the goods, lives, fortunes, precious time, best days in their honour, to [6521]sacrifice unto them, to their inestimable loss, such hecatombs, so many thousand sheep, oxen with gilded horns, goats, as [6522]Croesus, king of Lydia, [6523] Marcus Julianus, surnamed ob crebras hostias Victimarius, et Tauricremus, and the rest of the Roman emperors usually did with such labour and cost; and not emperors only and great ones, pro communi bono, were at this charge, but private men for their ordinary occasions. Pythagoras offered a hundred oxen for the invention of a geometrical problem, and it was an ordinary thing to sacrifice in [6524]Lucian's time,
a heifer for their good health, four oxen for wealth, a hundred for a kingdom, nine bulls for their safe return from Troja to Pylus,&c. Every god almost had a peculiar sacrifice—the Sun horses, Vulcan fire, Diana a white hart, Venus a turtle, Ceres a hog, Proserpine a black lamb, Neptune a bull (read more in [6525] Stuckius at large), besides sheep, cocks, corals, frankincense, to their undoings, as if their gods were affected with blood or smoke.
And surely([6526]saith he)
if one should but repeat the fopperies of mortal men, in their sacrifices, feasts, worshipping their gods, their rites and ceremonies, what they think of them, of their diet, houses, orders, &c., what prayers and vows they make; if one should but observe their absurdity and madness, he would burst out a laughing, and pity their folly.For what can be more absurd than their ordinary prayers, petitions, [6527]requests, sacrifices, oracles, devotions? of which we have a taste in Maximus Tyrius, serm. 1. Plato's Alcibiades Secundus, Persius Sat. 2. Juvenal. Sat. 10. there likewise exploded, Mactant opimas et pingues hostias deo quasi esurienti, profundunt vina tanquam sitienti, lumina accendunt velut in tenebris agenti (Lactantius, lib. 2. cap. 6). As if their gods were hungry, athirst, in the dark, they light candles, offer meat and drink. And what so base as to reveal their counsels and give oracles, e viscerum sterquiliniis, out of the bowels and excremental parts of beasts? sordidos deos Varro truly calls them therefore, and well he might. I say nothing of their magnificent and sumptuous temples, those majestical structures: to the roof of Apollo Didymeus' temple, ad branchidas, as [6528]Strabo writes, a thousand oaks did not suffice. Who can relate the glorious splendour, and stupend magnificence, the sumptuous building of Diana at Ephesus, Jupiter Ammon's temple in Africa, the Pantheon at Rome, the Capitol, the Sarapium at Alexandria, Apollo's temple at Daphne in the suburbs of Antioch. The great temple at Mexico so richly adorned, and so capacious (for 10,000 men might stand in it at once), that fair Pantheon of Cusco, described by Acosta in his Indian History, which eclipses both Jews and Christians. There were in old Jerusalem, as some write, 408 synagogues; but new Cairo reckons up (if [6529]Radzivilus may be believed) 6800 mosques; Fez 400, whereof 50 are most magnificent, like St. Paul's in London. Helena built 300 fair churches in the Holy Land, but one Bassa hath built 400 mosques. The Mahometans have 1000 monks in a monastery; the like saith Acosta of Americans; Riccius of the Chinese, for men and women, fairly built; and more richly endowed some of them, than Arras in Artois, Fulda in Germany, or St. Edmund's-Bury in England with us: who can describe those curious and costly statues, idols, images, so frequently mentioned in Pausanias? I conceal their donaries, pendants, other offerings, presents, to these their fictitious gods daily consecrated. [6530]Alexander, the son of Amyntas, king of Macedonia, sent two statues of pure gold to Apollo at Delphos. [6531]Croesus, king of Lydia dedicated a hundred golden tiles in the same place with a golden altar: no man came empty-handed to their shrines. But these are base offerings in respect; they offered men themselves alive. The Leucadians, as Strabo writes, sacrificed every year a man, averruncandae, deorum irae, causa, to pacify their gods, de montis praecipitio dejecerent, &c. and they did voluntarily undergo it. The Decii did so sacrifice, Diis manibus; Curtius did leap into the gulf. Were they not all strangely deluded to go so far to their oracles, to be so gulled by them, both in war and peace, as Polybius relates (which their argurs, priests, vestal virgins can witness), to be so superstitious, that they would rather lose goods and lives than omit any ceremonies, or offend their heathen gods? Nicias, that generous and valiant captain of the Greeks, overthrew the Athenian navy, by reason of his too much superstition, [6532] because the augurs told him it was ominous to set sail from the haven of Syracuse whilst the moon was eclipsed; he tarried so long till his enemies besieged him, he and all his army were overthrown. The [6533]Parthians of old were so sottish in this kind, they would rather lose a victory, nay lose their own lives, than fight in the night, 'twas against their religion. The Jews would make no resistance on the Sabbath, when Pompeius besieged Jerusalem; and some Jewish Christians in Africa, set upon by the Goths, suffered themselves upon the same occasion to be utterly vanquished. The superstition of the Dibrenses, a bordering town in Epirus, besieged by the Turks, is miraculous almost to report. Because a dead dog was flung into the only fountain which the city had, they would die of thirst all, rather than drink of that [6534]unclean water, and yield up the city upon any conditions. Though the praetor and chief citizens began to drink first, using all good persuasions, their superstition was such, no saying would serve, they must all forthwith die or yield up the city. Vix ausum ipse credere (saith [6535]Barletius) tantam superstitionem, vel affirmare levissimam hanc causam tantae rei vel magis ridiculam, quum non dubitem risum potius quum admirationem posteris excitaturam. The story was too ridiculous, he was ashamed to report it, because he thought nobody would believe it. It is stupend to relate what strange effects this idolatry and superstition hath brought forth of the latter years in the Indies and those bordering parts: [6536]in what feral shapes the [6537]devil is adored, ne quid mali intentent, as they say; for in the mountains betwixt Scanderoon and Aleppo, at this day, there are dwelling a certain kind of people called Coords, coming of the race of the ancient Parthians, who worship the devil, and allege this reason in so doing: God is a good man and will do no harm, but the devil is bad and must be pleased, lest he hurt them. It is wonderful to tell how the devil deludes them, how he terrifies them, how they offer men and women sacrifices unto him, a hundred at once, as they did infants in Crete to Saturn of old, the finest children, like Agamemnon's Iphigenia, &c. At [6538]Mexico, when the Spaniards first overcame them, they daily sacrificed viva hominum corda e viventium corporibus extracta, the hearts of men yet living, 20,000 in a year (Acosta lib. 5. cap. 20) to their idols made of flour and men's blood, and every year 6000 infants of both sexes: and as prodigious to relate, [6539]how they bury their wives with husbands deceased, 'tis fearful to report, and harder to believe,
In this superstitious row, Jews for antiquity may go next to Gentiles: what
of old they have done, what idolatries they have committed in their groves
and high places, what their Pharisees, Sadducees, Scribes, Essei, and such
sectaries have maintained, I will not so much as mention: for the present,
I presume no nation under heaven can be more sottish, ignorant, blind,
superstitious, wilful, obstinate, and peevish, tiring themselves with vain
ceremonies to no purpose; he that shall but read their Rabbins' ridiculous
comments, their strange interpretation of scriptures, their absurd
ceremonies, fables, childish tales, which they steadfastly believe, will
think they be scarce rational creatures; their foolish [6548]customs, when
they rise in the morning, and how they prepare themselves to prayer, to
meat, with what superstitious washings, how to their Sabbath, to their
other feasts, weddings, burials, &c. Last of all, the expectation of their
Messiah, and those figments, miracles, vain pomp that shall attend him, as
how he shall terrify the Gentiles, and overcome them by new diseases; how
Michael the archangel shall sound his trumpet, how he shall gather all the
scattered Jews in the Holy Land, and there make them a great banquet, [6549]
Wherein shall be all the birds, beasts, fishes, that ever God made, a cup
of wine that grew in Paradise, and that hath been kept in Adam's cellar
ever since.
At the first course shall be served in that great ox in Job
iv. 10., that every day feeds on a thousand hills,
Psal. 1. 10., that
great Leviathan, and a great bird, that laid an egg so big, [6550]that by
chance tumbling out of the nest, it knocked down three hundred tall cedars,
and breaking as it fell, drowned one hundred and sixty villages:
this bird
stood up to the knees in the sea, and the sea was so deep, that a hatchet
would not fall to the bottom in seven years: of their Messiah's [6551]wives
and children; Adam and Eve, &c., and that one stupend fiction amongst the
rest: when a Roman prince asked of rabbi Jehosua ben Hanania, why the Jews'
God was compared to a lion; he made answer, he compared himself to no
ordinary lion, but to one in the wood Ela, which, when he desired to see,
the rabbin prayed to God he might, and forthwith the lion set forward. [6552]
But when he was four hundred miles from Rome he so roared that all the
great-bellied women in Rome made abortions, the city walls fell down, and
when he came a hundred miles nearer, and roared the second time, their
teeth fell out of their heads, the emperor himself fell down dead, and so
the lion went back.
With an infinite number of such lies and forgeries,
which they verily believe, feed themselves with vain hope, and in the mean
time will by no persuasions be diverted, but still crucify their souls with
a company of idle ceremonies, live like slaves and vagabonds, will not be
relieved or reconciled.
Mahometans are a compound of Gentiles, Jews, and Christians, and so absurd
in their ceremonies, as if they had taken that which is most sottish out of
every one of them, full of idle fables in their superstitious law, their
Alcoran itself a gallimaufry of lies, tales, ceremonies, traditions,
precepts, stolen from other sects, and confusedly heaped up to delude a
company of rude and barbarous clowns. As how birds, beasts, stones, saluted
Mahomet when he came from Mecca, the moon came down from heaven to visit
him, [6553]how God sent for him, spake to him, &c., with a company of
stupend figments of the angels, sun, moon, and stars, &c. Of the day of
judgment, and three sounds to prepare to it, which must last fifty thousand
years of Paradise, which wholly consists in coeundi et comedendi
voluptate, and pecorinis hominibus scriptum, bestialis beatitudo, is so
ridiculous, that Virgil, Dante, Lucian, nor any poet can be more fabulous.
Their rites and ceremonies are most vain and superstitious, wine and
swine's flesh are utterly forbidden by their law, [6554]they must pray five
times a day; and still towards the south, wash before and after all their
bodies over, with many such. For fasting, vows, religious orders,
peregrinations, they go far beyond any papists, [6555]they fast a month
together many times, and must not eat a bit till sun be set. Their
kalendars, dervises, and torlachers, &c. are more [6556]abstemious some of
them, than Carthusians, Franciscans, Anchorites, forsake all, live
solitary, fare hard, go naked, &c. [6557]Their pilgrimages are as far as to
the river [6558]Ganges (which the Gentiles of those tracts likewise do), to
wash themselves, for that river as they hold hath a sovereign virtue to
purge them of all sins, and no man can be saved that hath not been washed
in it. For which reason they come far and near from the Indies; Maximus
gentium omnium confluxus est; and infinite numbers yearly resort to it.
Others go as far as Mecca to Mahomet's tomb, which journey is both
miraculous and meritorious. The ceremonies of flinging stones to stone the
devil, of eating a camel at Cairo by the way; their fastings, their running
till they sweat, their long prayers, Mahomet's temple, tomb, and building
of it, would ask a whole volume to dilate: and for their pains taken in
this holy pilgrimage, all their sins are forgiven, and they reputed for so
many saints. And diverse of them with hot bricks, when they return, will
put out their eyes, [6559]that they never after see any profane thing, bite
out their tongues,
&c. They look for their prophet Mahomet as Jews do for
their Messiah. Read more of their customs, rites, ceremonies, in Lonicerus
Turcic. hist. tom. 1. from the tenth to the twenty-fourth chapter.
Bredenbachius, cap. 4, 5, 6. Leo Afer, lib. 1. Busbequius Sabellicus,
Purchas, lib. 3. cap. 3, et 4, 5. Theodorus Bibliander, &c. Many
foolish ceremonies you shall find in them; and which is most to be
lamented, the people are generally so curious in observing of them, that if
the least circumstance be omitted, they think they shall be damned, 'tis an
irremissible offence, and can hardly be forgiven. I kept in my house
amongst my followers (saith Busbequius, sometime the Turk's orator in
Constantinople) a Turkey boy, that by chance did eat shellfish, a meat
forbidden by their law, but the next day when he knew what he had done, he
was not only sick to cast and vomit, but very much troubled in mind, would
weep and [6560]grieve many days after, torment himself for his foul offence.
Another Turk being to drink a cup of wine in his cellar, first made a huge
noise and filthy faces, [6561]to warn his soul, as he said, that it should
not be guilty of that foul fact which he was to commit.
With such toys as
these are men kept in awe, and so cowed, that they dare not resist, or
offend the least circumstance of their law, for conscience' sake misled by
superstition, which no human edict otherwise, no force of arms, could have
enforced.
In the last place are pseudo-Christians, in describing of whose
superstitious symptoms, as a mixture of the rest, I may say that which St.
Benedict once saw in a vision, one devil in the marketplace, but ten in a
monastery, because there was more work; in populous cities they would swear
and forswear, lie, falsify, deceive fast enough of themselves, one devil
could circumvent a thousand; but in their religious houses a thousand
devils could scarce tempt one silly monk. All the principal devils, I
think, busy themselves in subverting Christians; Jews, Gentiles, and
Mahometans, are extra caulem, out of the fold, and need no such
attendance, they make no resistance, [6562]eos enim pulsare negligit, quos
quieto jure possidere se sentit, they are his own already: but Christians
have that shield of faith, sword of the Spirit to resist, and must have a
great deal of battery before they can be overcome. That the devil is most
busy amongst us that are of the true church, appears by those several
oppositions, heresies, schisms, which in all ages he hath raised to subvert
it, and in that of Rome especially, wherein Antichrist himself now sits and
plays his prize. This mystery of iniquity began to work even in the
Apostles' time, many Antichrists and heretics' were abroad, many sprung up
since, many now present, and will be to the world's end, to dementate men's
minds, to seduce and captivate their souls. Their symptoms I know not how
better to express, than in that twofold division, of such as lead, and are
led. Such as lead are heretics, schismatics, false prophets, impostors, and
their ministers: they have some common symptoms, some peculiar. Common, as
madness, folly, pride, insolency, arrogancy, singularity, peevishness,
obstinacy, impudence, scorn and contempt of all other sects: Nullius
addicti jurare in verba magistri; [6563]they will approve of nought but
what they first invent themselves, no interpretation good but what their
infallible spirit dictates: none shall be in secundis, no not in
tertiis, they are only wise, only learned in the truth, all damned but
they and their followers, caedem scripturarum faciunt ad materiam suam,
saith Tertullian, they make a slaughter of Scriptures, and turn it as a
nose of wax to their own ends. So irrefragable, in the mean time, that what
they have once said, they must and will maintain, in whole tomes,
duplications, triplications, never yield to death, so self-conceited, say
what you can. As [6564]Bernard (erroneously some say) speaks of P. Aliardus,
omnes patres sic, atque ego sic. Though all the Fathers, Councils, the
whole world contradict it, they care not, they are all one: and as [6565]
Gregory well notes of such as are vertiginous, they think all turns round
and moves, all err: when as the error is wholly in their own brains.
Magallianus, the Jesuit, in his Comment on 1 Tim. xvi. 20, and Alphonsus
de castro lib. 1. adversus haereses, gives two more eminent notes or
probable conjectures to know such men by, (they might have taken themselves
by the noses when they said it) [6566]First they affect novelties and toys,
and prefer falsehood before truth; [6567]secondly, they care not what they
say, that which rashness and folly hath brought out, pride afterward,
peevishness and contumacy shall maintain to the last gasp.
Peculiar
symptoms are prodigious paradoxes, new doctrines, vain phantasms, which are
many and diverse as they themselves. [6568]Nicholaites of old, would have
wives in common: Montanists will not marry at all, nor Tatians, forbidding
all flesh, Severians wine; Adamians go naked, [6569]because Adam did so in
Paradise; and some [6570]barefoot all their lives, because God, Exod. iii.
and Joshua v. bid Moses so to do; and Isaiah xx. was bid put off his shoes;
Manichees hold that Pythagorean transmigration of souls from men to beasts;
[6571]the Circumcellions in Africa, with a mad cruelty made away
themselves, some by fire, water, breaking their necks, and seduced others
to do the like, threatening some if they did not,
with a thousand such; as
you may read in [6572]Austin (for there were fourscore and eleven heresies
in his times, besides schisms and smaller factions) Epiphanius, Alphonsus
de Castro, Danaeus, Gab, Prateolus, &c. Of prophets, enthusiasts and
impostors, our Ecclesiastical stories afford many examples; of Elias and
Christs, as our [6573]Eudo de stellis, a Briton in King Stephen's time,
that went invisible, translated himself from one to another in a moment,
fed thousands with good cheer in the wilderness, and many such; nothing so
common as miracles, visions, revelations, prophecies. Now what these
brain-sick heretics once broach, and impostors set on foot, be it never so
absurd, false, and prodigious, the common people will follow and believe.
It will run along like murrain in cattle, scab in sheep. Nulla scabies,
as [6574]he said, superstitione scabiosior; as he that is bitten with a
mad dog bites others, and all in the end become mad; either out of
affection of novelty, simplicity, blind zeal, hope and fear, the
giddy-headed multitude will embrace it, and without further examination
approve it.
Sed vetera querimur, these are old, haec prius fuere. In our days we have a new scene of superstitious impostors and heretics. A new company of actors, of Antichrists, that great Antichrist himself: a rope of hopes, that by their greatness and authority bear down all before them: who from that time they proclaimed themselves universal bishops, to establish their own kingdom, sovereignty, greatness, and to enrich themselves, brought in such a company of human traditions, purgatory, Limbus Patrum, Infantum, and all that subterranean geography, mass, adoration of saints, alms, fastings, bulls, indulgences, orders, friars, images, shrines, musty relics, excommunications, confessions, satisfactions, blind obediences, vows, pilgrimages, peregrinations, with many such curious toys, intricate subtleties, gross errors, obscure questions, to vindicate the better and set a gloss upon them, that the light of the Gospel was quite eclipsed, darkness over all, the Scriptures concealed, legends brought in, religion banished, hypocritical superstition exalted, and the Church itself [6575] obscured and persecuted: Christ and his members crucified more, saith Benzo, by a few necromantical, atheistical popes, than ever it was by [6576] Julian the Apostate, Porphyrius the Platonist, Celsus the physician, Libanius the Sophister; by those heathen emperors, Huns, Goths, and Vandals. What each of them did, by what means, at what times, quibus auxiliis, superstition climbed to this height, tradition increased, and Antichrist himself came to his estate, let Magdeburgenses, Kemnisius, Osiander, Bale, Mornay, Fox, Usher, and many others relate. In the mean time, he that shall but see their profane rites and foolish customs, how superstitiously kept, how strictly observed, their multitude of saints, images, that rabble of Romish deities, for trades, professions, diseases, persons, offices, countries, places; St. George for England; St. Denis for France, Patrick, Ireland; Andrew, Scotland; Jago, Spain; &c. Gregory for students; Luke for painters; Cosmus and Damian for philosophers; Crispin, shoemakers; Katherine, spinners; &c. Anthony for pigs; Gallus, geese; Wenceslaus, sheep; Pelagius, oxen; Sebastian, the plague; Valentine, falling sickness; Apollonia, toothache; Petronella for agues; and the Virgin Mary for sea and land, for all parties, offices: he that shall observe these things, their shrines, images, oblations, pendants, adorations, pilgrimages they make to them, what creeping to crosses, our Lady of Loretto's rich [6577]gowns, her donaries, the cost bestowed on images, and number of suitors; St. Nicholas Burge in France; our St. Thomas's shrine of old at Canterbury; those relics at Rome, Jerusalem, Genoa, Lyons, Pratum, St. Denis; and how many thousands come yearly to offer to them, with what cost, trouble, anxiety, superstition (for forty several masses are daily said in some of their [6578]churches, and they rise at all hours of the night to mass, come barefoot, &c.), how they spend themselves, times, goods, lives, fortunes, in such ridiculous observations; their tales and figments, false miracles, buying and selling of pardons, indulgences for 40,000 years to come, their processions on set days, their strict fastings, monks, anchorites, friar mendicants, Franciscans, Carthusians, &c. Their vigils and fasts, their ceremonies at Christmas, Shrovetide, Candlemas, Palm Sunday, Blaise, St. Martin, St. Nicholas' day; their adorations, exorcisms, &c., will think all those Grecian, Pagan, Mahometan superstitions, gods, idols, and ceremonies, the name, time and place, habit only altered, to have degenerated into Christians. Whilst they prefer traditions before Scriptures; those Evangelical Councils, poverty, obedience, vows, alms, fasting, supererogations, before God's Commandments; their own ordinances instead of his precepts, and keep them in ignorance, blindness, they have brought the common people into such a case by their cunning conveyances, strict discipline, and servile education, that upon pain of damnation they dare not break the least ceremony, tradition, edict; hold it a greater sin to eat a bit of meat in Lent, than kill a man: their consciences are so terrified, that they are ready to despair if a small ceremony be omitted; and will accuse their own father, mother, brother, sister, nearest and dearest friends of heresy, if they do not as they do, will be their chief executioners, and help first to bring a faggot to burn them. What mulct, what penance soever is enjoined, they dare not but do it, tumble with St. Francis in the mire amongst hogs, if they be appointed, go woolward, whip themselves, build hospitals, abbeys, &c., go to the East or West Indies, kill a king, or run upon a sword point: they perform all, without any muttering or hesitation, believe all.
You may guess at the prognostics by the symptoms. What can these signs fore
tell otherwise than folly, dotage, madness, gross ignorance, despair,
obstinacy, a reprobate sense, [6590]a bad end? What else can superstition,
heresy produce, but wars, tumults, uproars, torture of souls, and despair,
a desolate land, as Jeremy teacheth, cap. vii. 34. when they commit
idolatry, and walk after their own ways? how should it be otherwise with
them? what can they expect but blasting, famine, dearth,
and all the
plagues of Egypt, as Amos denounceth, cap. iv. vers. 9. 10. to be led
into captivity? If our hopes be frustrate, we sow much and bring in
little, eat and have not enough, drink and are not filled, clothe and be
not warm,
&c. Haggai i. 6. we look for much and it comes to little, whence
is it? His house was waste, they came to their own houses,
vers. 9.
therefore the heaven stayed his dew, the earth his fruit.
Because we are
superstitious, irreligious, we do not serve God as we ought, all these
plagues and miseries come upon us; what can we look for else but mutual
wars, slaughters, fearful ends in this life, and in the life to come
eternal damnation? What is it that hath caused so many feral battles to be
fought, so much Christian blood shed, but superstition! That Spanish
inquisition, racks, wheels, tortures, torments, whence do they proceed?
from superstition. Bodine the Frenchman, in his [6591]method. hist.
accounts Englishmen barbarians, for their civil wars: but let him read
those Pharsalian fields [6592]fought of late in France for their religion,
their massacres, wherein by their own relations in twenty-four years, I
know not how many millions have been consumed, whole families and cities,
and he shall find ours to be but velitations to theirs. But it hath ever
been the custom of heretics and idolaters, when they are plagued for their
sins, and God's just judgments come upon them, not to acknowledge any fault
in themselves, but still impute it unto others. In Cyprian's time it was
much controverted between him and Demetrius an idolater, who should be the
cause of those present calamities. Demetrius laid all the fault on
Christians, (and so they did ever in the primitive church, as appears by
the first book of [6593]Arnobius), [6594]that there were not such ordinary
showers in winter, the ripening heat in summer, so seasonable springs,
fruitful autumns, no marble mines in the mountains, less gold and silver
than of old; that husbandmen, seamen, soldiers, all were scanted, justice,
friendship, skill in arts, all was decayed,
and that through Christians'
default, and all their other miseries from them, quod dii nostri a vobis
non colantur, because they did not worship their gods. But Cyprian retorts
all upon him again, as appears by his tract against him. 'Tis true the
world is miserably tormented and shaken with wars, dearth, famine, fire,
inundations, plagues, and many feral diseases rage amongst us, sed non ut
tu quereris ista accidunt quod dii vestri a nobis non colantur, sed quod a
vobis non colatur Deus, a quibus nec quaeritur, nec timetur, not as thou
complainest, that we do not worship your Gods, but because you are
idolaters, and do not serve the true God, neither seek him, nor fear him as
you ought. Our papists object as much to us, and account us heretics, we
them; the Turks esteem of both as infidels, and we them as a company of
pagans, Jews against all; when indeed there is a general fault in us all,
and something in the very best, which may justly deserve God's wrath, and
pull these miseries upon our heads. I will say nothing here of those vain
cares, torments, needless works, penance, pilgrimages, pseudomartyrdom, &c.
We heap upon ourselves unnecessary troubles, observations; we punish our
bodies, as in Turkey (saith [6595]Busbequius leg. Turcic. ep. 3.) one did,
that was much affected with music, and to hear boys sing, but very
superstitious; an old sibyl coming to his house, or a holy woman,
(as that
place yields many) took him down for it, and told him, that in that other
world he should suffer for it; thereupon he flung his rich and costly
instruments which he had bedecked with jewels, all at once into the fire.
He was served in silver plate, and had goodly household stuff: a little
after, another religious man reprehended him in like sort, and from
thenceforth he was served in earthen vessels, last of all a decree came
forth, because Turks might not drink wine themselves, that neither Jew nor
Christian then living in Constantinople, might drink any wine at all.
In
like sort amongst papists, fasting at first was generally proposed as a
good thing; after, from such meats at set times, and then last of all so
rigorously proposed, to bind the consciences upon pain of damnation. First
Friday,
saith Erasmus, then Saturday,
et nunc periclitatur dies
Mercurii) and Wednesday now is in danger of a fast. [6596]And for such
like toys, some so miserably afflict themselves, to despair, and death
itself, rather than offend, and think themselves good Christians in it,
when as indeed they are superstitious Jews.
So saith Leonardus Fuchsius, a
great physician in his time. [6597]We are tortured in Germany with these
popish edicts, our bodies so taken down, our goods so diminished, that if
God had not sent Luther, a worthy man, in time, to redress these mischiefs,
we should have eaten hay with our horses before this.
[6598]As in fasting,
so in all other superstitious edicts, we crucify one another without a
cause, barring ourselves of many good and lawful things, honest disports,
pleasures and recreations; for wherefore did God create them but for our
use? Feasts, mirth, music, hawking, hunting, singing, dancing, &c. non tam
necessitatibus nostris Deus inservit, sed in delicias amamur, as Seneca
notes, God would have it so. And as Plato 2. de legibus gives out, Deos
laboriosam hominum vitam miseratos, the gods in commiseration of human
estate sent Apollo, Bacchus, and the Muses, qui cum voluptate tripudia et
soltationes nobis ducant, to be merry with mortals, to sing and dance with
us. So that he that will not rejoice and enjoy himself, making good use of
such things as are lawfully permitted, non est temperatus, as he will,
sed superstitiosus. There is nothing better for a man, than that he
should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his
labour,
Eccles. ii. 24. And as [6599]one said of hawking and hunting, tot
solatia in hac aegri orbis calamitate, mortalibus taediis deus objecit, I
say of all honest recreations, God hath therefore indulged them to refresh,
ease, solace and comfort us. But we are some of us too stern, too rigid,
too precise, too grossly superstitious, and whilst we make a conscience of
every toy, with touch not, taste not, &c., as those Pythagoreans of old,
and some Indians now, that will eat no flesh, or suffer any living creature
to be killed, the Bannians about Guzzerat; we tyrannise over our brother's
soul, lose the right use of many good gifts; honest [6600]sports, games and
pleasant recreations, [6601]punish ourselves without a cause, lose our
liberties, and sometimes our lives. Anno 1270, at [6602]Magdeburg in
Germany, a Jew fell into a privy upon a Saturday, and without help could
not possibly get out; he called to his fellows for succour, but they denied
it, because it was their Sabbath, non licebat opus manuum exercere; the
bishop hearing of it, the next day forbade him to be pulled out, because it
was our Sunday. In the mean time the wretch died before Monday. We have
myriads of examples in this kind amongst those rigid Sabbatarians, and
therefore not without good cause, [6603]Intolerabilem pertubationem Seneca
calls it, as well he might, an intolerable perturbation, that causeth such
dire events, folly, madness, sickness, despair, death of body and soul, and
hell itself.
To purge the world of idolatry and superstition, will require some
monster-taming Hercules, a divine Aesculapius, or Christ himself to come in
his own person, to reign a thousand years on earth before the end, as the
Millenaries will have him. They are generally so refractory,
self-conceited, obstinate, so firmly addicted to that religion in which
they have been bred and brought up, that no persuasion, no terror, no
persecution, can divert them. The consideration of which, hath induced many
commonwealths to suffer them to enjoy their consciences as they will
themselves: a toleration of Jews is in most provinces of Europe. In Asia
they have their synagogues: Spaniards permit Moors to live amongst them:
the Mogullians, Gentiles: the Turks all religions. In Europe, Poland and
Amsterdam are the common sanctuaries. Some are of opinion, that no man
ought to be compelled for conscience' sake, but let him be of what religion
he will, he may be saved, as Cornelius was formerly accepted, Jew, Turks,
Anabaptists, &c. If he be an honest man, live soberly, and civilly in his
profession, (Volkelius, Crellius, and the rest of the Socinians, that now
nestle themselves about Krakow and Rakow in Poland, have renewed this
opinion) serve his own God, with that fear and reverence as he ought. Sua
cuique civitati (Laeli) religio sit, nostra nobis, Tully thought fit
every city should be free in this behalf, adore their own Custodes et
Topicos Deos, tutelar and local gods, as Symmachus calls them. Isocrates
adviseth Demonicus, when he came to a strange city, to [6604]worship by all
means the gods of the place,
et unumquemque, Topicum deum sic coli
oportere, quomodo ipse praeceperit: which Cecilius in [6605]Minutius
labours, and would have every nation sacrorum ritus gentiles habere et
deos colere municipes, keep their own ceremonies, worship their peculiar
gods, which Pomponius Mela reports of the Africans, Deos suos patrio more
venerantur, they worship their own gods according to their own ordination.
For why should any one nation, as he there pleads, challenge that
universality of God, Deum suum quem nec ostendunt, nec vident,
discurrantem silicet et ubique praesentem, in omnium mores, actus, et
occultas, cogitationes inquirentem, &c., as Christians do: let every
province enjoy their liberty in this behalf, worship one God, or all as
they will, and are informed. The Romans built altars Diis Asiae, Europae,
Lybiae, diis ignotis et peregrinis: others otherwise, &c. Plinius
Secundus, as appears by his Epistle to Trajan, would not have the
Christians so persecuted, and in some time of the reign of Maximinus, as we
find it registered in Eusebius lib. 9. cap. 9. there was a decree made
to this purpose, Nullus cogatur invitus ad hunc vel illum deorum cultum,
let no one be compelled against his will to worship any particular deity,
and by Constantine in the 19th year of his reign as [6606]Baronius informeth
us, Nemo alteri exhibeat molestiam, quod cujusque animus vult, hoc quisque
transigat, new gods, new lawgivers, new priests, will have new ceremonies,
customs and religions, to which every wise man as a good formalist should
accommodate himself.
Because God is immense and infinite, and his nature cannot perfectly be known, it is convenient he should be as diversely worshipped, as every man shall perceive or understand.It was impossible, he thought, for one religion to be universal: you see that one small province can hardly be ruled by one law, civil or spiritual; and
how shall so many distinct and vast empires of the world be united into one? It never was, never will beBesides, if there be infinite planetary and firmamental worlds, as [6610]some will, there be infinite genii or commanding spirits belonging to each of them; and so, per consequens (for they will be all adored), infinite religions. And therefore let every territory keep their proper rites and ceremonies, as their dii tutelares will, so Tyrius calls them,
and according to the quarter they hold,their own institutions, revelations, orders, oracles, which they dictate from time to time, or teach their own priests or ministers. This tenet was stiffly maintained in Turkey not long since, as you may read in the third epistle of Busbequius, [6611]
that all those should participate of eternal happiness, that lived a holy and innocent life, what religion soever they professed.Rustan Bassa was a great patron of it; though Mahomet himself was sent virtute gladdi, to enforce all, as he writes in his Alcoran, to follow him. Some again will approve of this for Jews, Gentiles, infidels, that are out of the fold, they can be content to give them all respect and favour, but by no means to such as are within the precincts of our own church, and called Christians, to no heretics, schismatics, or the like; let the Spanish inquisition, that fourth fury, speak of some of them, the civil wars and massacres in France, our Marian times. [6612]Magillianus the Jesuit will not admit of conference with a heretic, but severity and rigour to be used, non illis verba reddere, sed furcas, figere oportet; and Theodosius is commended in Nicephorus, lib. 12. cap. 15. [6613]
That he put all heretics to silence.Bernard. Epist. 180, will have club law, fire and sword for heretics, [6614]
compel them, stop their mouths not with disputations, or refute them with reasons, but with fists;and this is their ordinary practice. Another company are as mild on the other side; to avoid all heart-burning, and contentious wars and uproars, they would have a general toleration in every kingdom, no mulct at all, no man for religion or conscience be put to death, which [6615]Thuanus the French historian much favours; our late Socinians defend; Vaticanus against Calvin in a large Treatise in behalf of Servetus, vindicates; Castilio, &c., Martin Ballius and his companions, maintained this opinion not long since in France, whose error is confuted by Beza in a just volume. The medium is best, and that which Paul prescribes, Gal. i.
If any man shall fall by occasion, to restore such a one with the spirit of meekness, by all fair means, gentle admonitions;but if that will not take place, Post unam et alteram admonitionem haereticum devita, he must be excommunicate, as Paul did by Hymenaeus, delivered over to Satan. Immedicabile vulnus ense recidendum est. As Hippocrates said in physic, I may well say in divinity, Quae ferro non curantur, ignis curat. For the vulgar, restrain them by laws, mulcts, burn their books, forbid their conventicles; for when the cause is taken away, the effect will soon cease. Now for prophets, dreamers, and such rude silly fellows, that through fasting, too much meditation, preciseness, or by melancholy, are distempered: the best means to reduce them ad sanam mentem, is to alter their course of life, and with conference, threats, promises, persuasions, to intermix physic. Hercules de Saxonia, had such a prophet committed to his charge in Venice, that thought he was Elias, and would fast as he did; he dressed a fellow in angel's attire, that said he came from heaven to bring him divine food, and by that means stayed his fast, administered his physic; so by the meditation of this forged angel he was cured. [6616]Rhasis an Arabian, cont. lib. 1. cap. 9, speaks of a fellow that in like case complained to him, and desired his help:
I asked him(saith he)
what the matter was; he replied, I am continually meditating of heaven and hell, and methinks I see and talk with fiery spirits, and smell brimstone, &c., and am so carried away with these conceits, that I can neither eat, nor sleep, nor go about my business: I cured him(saith Rhasis)
partly by persuasion, partly by physic, and so have I done by many others.We have frequently such prophets and dreamers amongst us, whom we persecute with fire and faggot: I think the most compendious cure, for some of them at least, had been in Bedlam. Sed de his satis.
In that other extreme or defect of this love of God, knowledge, faith, fear, hope, &c. are such as err both in doctrine and manners, Sadducees, Herodians, libertines, politicians: all manner of atheists, epicures, infidels, that are secure, in a reprobate sense, fear not God at all, and such are too distrustful and timorous, as desperate persons be. That grand sin of atheism or impiety, [6617]Melancthon calls it monstrosam melancholiam, monstrous melancholy; or venenatam melancholiam, poisoned melancholy. A company of Cyclops or giants, that war with the gods, as the poets feigned, antipodes to Christians, that scoff at all religion, at God himself, deny him and all his attributes, his wisdom, power, providence, his mercy and judgment.
Their God is their belly,as Paul saith, Sancta mater saturitas;—quibus in solo vivendi causa palato est. The idol, which they worship and adore, is their mistress; with him in Plautus, mallem haec mulier me amet quam dii, they had rather have her favour than the gods'. Satan is their guide, the flesh is their instructor, hypocrisy their counsellor, vanity their fellow-soldier, their will their law, ambition their captain, custom their rule; temerity, boldness, impudence their art, toys their trading, damnation their end. All their endeavours are to satisfy their lust and appetite, how to please their genius, and to be merry for the present, Ede, lude, bibe, post mortem nulla voluptas.[6621]
The same condition is of men and of beasts; as the one dieth, so dieth the other,Eccles. iii. 19. The world goes round,
Our life is short and tedious, and in the death of a man there is no recovery, neither was any man known that hath returned from the grave; for we are born at all adventure, and we shall be hereafter as though we had never been; for the breath is as smoke in our nostrils, &c., and the spirit vanisheth as the soft air.[6625]
Come let us enjoy the pleasures that are present, let us cheerfully use the creatures as in youth, let us fill ourselves with costly wine and ointments, let not the flower of our life pass by us, let us crown ourselves with rose-buds before they are withered,&c. [6626]Vivamus mea Lesbia et amemus, &c. [6627]
Come let us take our fill of love, and pleasure in dalliance, for this is our portion, this is our lot.
Tempora labuntur, tacitisque senescimus annis.[6628] For the rest of heaven and hell, let children and superstitious
fools believe it: for their parts, they are so far from trembling at the
dreadful day of judgment that they wish with Nero, Me vivo fiat, let it
come in their times: so secure, so desperate, so immoderate in lust and
pleasure, so prone to revenge that, as Paterculus said of some caitiffs in
his time in Rome, Quod nequiter ausi, fortiter executi: it shall not be
so wickedly attempted, but as desperately performed, whatever they take in
hand. Were it not for God's restraining grace, fear and shame, temporal
punishment, and their own infamy, they would. Lycaon-like exenterate, as so
many cannibals eat up, or Cadmus' soldiers consume one another. These are
most impious, and commonly professed atheists, that never use the name of
God but to swear by it; that express nought else but epicurism in their
carriage, or hypocrisy; with Pentheus they neglect and contemn these rites
and religious ceremonies of the gods; they will be gods themselves, or at
least socii deorum. Divisum imperium cum Jove Caesar habet. Caesar
divides the empire with Jove.
Aproyis, an Egyptian tyrant, grew, saith
[6629]Herodotus, to that height of pride, insolency of impiety, to that
contempt of Gods and men, that he held his kingdom so sure, ut a nemine
deorum aut hominum sibi eripi posset, neither God nor men could take it
from him. [6630]A certain blasphemous king of Spain (as [6631]Lansius reports)
made an edict, that no subject of his, for ten years' space, should believe
in, call on, or worship any god. And as [6632]Jovius relates of Mahomet the
Second, that sacked Constantinople, he so behaved himself, that he believed
neither Christ nor Mahomet; and thence it came to pass, that he kept his
word and promise no farther than for his advantage, neither did he care to
commit any offence to satisfy his lust.
I could say the like of many
princes, many private men (our stories are full of them) in times past,
this present age, that love, fear, obey, and perform all civil duties as
they shall find them expedient or behoveful to their own ends. Securi
adversus Deos, securi adversus homines, votis non est opus, which [6633]
Tacitus reports of some Germans, they need not pray, fear, hope, for they
are secure, to their thinking, both from Gods and men. Bulco Opiliensis,
sometime Duke of [6634]Silesia, was such a one to a hair; he lived (saith
[6635]Aeneas Sylvius) at [6636]Vratislavia, and was so mad to satisfy his lust,
that he believed neither heaven nor hell, or that the soul was immortal,
but married wives, and turned them up as he thought fit, did murder and
mischief, and what he list himself.
This duke hath too many followers in
our days: say what you can, dehort, exhort, persuade to the contrary, they
are no more moved,—quam si dura, silex aut stet Marpesia cautes,
than so many stocks, and stones; tell them of heaven and hell, 'tis to no
purpose, laterem lavas, they answer as Ataliba that Indian prince did
friar Vincent, [6637]when he brought him a book, and told him all the
mysteries of salvation, heaven and hell, were contained in it: he looked
upon it, and said he saw no such matter, asking withal, how he knew it:
they will but scoff at it, or wholly reject it. Petronius in Tacitus, when
he was now by Nero's command bleeding to death, audiebat amicos nihil
referentes de immortalitate animae, aut sapientum placitis, sed levia
carmina et faciles versus; instead of good counsel and divine meditations,
he made his friends sing him bawdy verses and scurrilous songs. Let them
take heaven, paradise, and that future happiness that will, bonum est esse
hic, it is good being here: there is no talking to such, no hope of their
conversion, they are in a reprobate sense, mere carnalists, fleshly minded
men, which howsoever they may be applauded in this life by some few
parasites, and held for worldly wise men. [6638]They seem to me
(saith
Melancthon) to be as mad as Hercules was when he raved and killed his wife
and children.
A milder sort of these atheistical spirits there are that
profess religion, but timide et haesitanter, tempted thereunto out of that
horrible consideration of diversity of religions, which are and have been
in the world (which argument Campanella, Atheismi Triumphati, cap. 9.
both urgeth and answers), besides the covetousness, imposture, and knavery
of priests, quae faciunt (as [6639]Postellus observes) ut rebus sacris
minus faciant fidem; and those religions some of them so fantastical,
exorbitant, so violently maintained with equal constancy and assurance;
whence they infer, that if there be so many religious sects, and denied by
the rest, why may they not be all false? or why should this or that be
preferred before the rest? The sceptics urge this, and amongst others it is
the conclusion of Sextus Empericus, lib. 3. advers. Mathematicos: after
many philosophical arguments and reasons pro and con that there are
gods, and again that there are no gods, he so concludes, cum tot inter se
pugnent, &c. Una tantum potest esse vera, as Tully likewise disputes:
Christians say, they alone worship the true God, pity all other sects,
lament their case; and yet those old Greeks and Romans that worshipped the
devil, as the Chinese now do, aut deos topicos, their own gods; as Julian
the apostate, [6640]Cecilius in Minutius, Celsus and Porphyrius the
philosopher object: and as Machiavel contends, were much more noble,
generous, victorious, had a more flourishing commonwealth, better cities,
better soldiers, better scholars, better wits. Their gods overcame our
gods, did as many miracles, &c. Saint Cyril, Arnobius, Minutius, with many
other ancients of late, Lessius, Morneus, Grotius de Verit. Relig.
Christianae, Savanarola de Verit. Fidei Christianae, well defend; but
Zanchius, [6641]Campanella, Marinus Marcennus, Bozius, and Gentillettus
answer all these atheistical arguments at large. But this again troubles
many as of old, wicked men generally thrive, professed atheists thrive,
The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong(Eccles. ix. 11.),
nor yet bread to the wise, favour nor riches to men of understanding, but time and chance comes to all.There was a great plague in Athens (as Thucydides, lib. 2. relates), in which at last every man, with great licentiousness, did what he list, not caring at all for God's or men's laws.
Neither the fear of God nor laws of men(saith he)
awed any man, because the plague swept all away alike, good and bad; they thence concluded it was alike to worship or not worship the gods, since they perished all alike.Some cavil and make doubts of scripture itself: it cannot stand with God's mercy, that so many should be damned, so many bad, so few good, such have and hold about religions, all stiff on their side, factious alike, thrive alike, and yet bitterly persecuting and damning each other;
It cannot stand with God's goodness, protection, and providence(as [6644]Saint Chrysostom in the Dialect of such discontented persons)
to see and suffer one man to be lame, another mad, a third poor and miserable all the days of his life, a fourth grievously tormented with sickness and aches, to his last hour. Are these signs and works of God's providence, to let one man be deaf, another dumb? A poor honest fellow lives in disgrace, woe and want, wretched he is; when as a wicked caitiff abounds in superfluity of wealth, keeps whores, parasites, and what he will himself:Audis Jupiter haec? Talia multa connectentes, longum reprehensionis sermonem erga Dei providentiam contexunt. [6645]Thus they mutter and object (see the rest of their arguments in Marcennus in Genesin, and in Campanella, amply confuted), with many such vain cavils, well known, not worthy the recapitulation or answering: whatsoever they pretend, they are interim of little or no religion.
Cousin-germans to these men are many of our great philosophers and deists,
who, though they be more temperate in this life, give many good moral
precepts, honest, upright, and sober in their conversation, yet in effect
they are the same (accounting no man a good scholar that is not an
atheist), nimis altum sapiunt, too much learning makes them mad. Whilst
they attribute all to natural causes, [6646]contingence of all things, as
Melancthon calls them, Pertinax hominum genus, a peevish generation of
men, that misled by philosophy, and the devil's suggestion, their own
innate blindness, deny God as much as the rest, hold all religion a
fiction, opposite to reason and philosophy, though for fear of magistrates,
saith [6647]Vaninus, they durst not publicly profess it. Ask one of them of
what religion he is, he scoffingly replies, a philosopher, a Galenist, an
[6648]Averroist, and with Rabelais a physician, a peripatetic, an epicure. In
spiritual things God must demonstrate all to sense, leave a pawn with them,
or else seek some other creditor. They will acknowledge Nature and Fortune,
yet not God: though in effect they grant both: for as Scaliger defines,
Nature signifies God's ordinary power; or, as Calvin writes, Nature is
God's order, and so things extraordinary may be called unnatural: Fortune
his unrevealed will; and so we call things changeable that are beside
reason and expectation. To this purpose [6649]Minutius in Octavio, and [6650]
Seneca well discourseth with them, lib. 4. de beneficiis, cap. 5, 6, 7.
They do not understand what they say; what is Nature but God? call him
what thou wilt, Nature, Jupiter, he hath as many names as offices: it comes
all to one pass, God is the fountain of all, the first Giver and Preserver,
from whom all things depend,
[6651]a quo, et per quem omnia, Nam quocunque
vides Deus est, quocunque moveris, God is all in all, God is everywhere,
in every place.
And yet this Seneca, that could confute and blame them, is
all out as much to be blamed and confuted himself, as mad himself; for he
holds fatum Stoicum, that inevitable Necessity in the other extreme, as
those Chaldean astrologers of old did, against whom the prophet Jeremiah so
often thunders, and those heathen mathematicians, Nigidius Figulus,
magicians, and Priscilianists, whom St. Austin so eagerly confutes, those
Arabian questionaries, Novem Judices, Albumazer, Dorotheus, &c., and our
countryman [6652]Estuidus, that take upon them to define out of those great
conjunction of stars, with Ptolomeus, the periods of kingdoms, or
religions, of all future accidents, wars, plagues, schisms, heresies, and
what not? all from stars, and such things, saith Maginus, Quae sibi et
intelligentiis suis reservavit Deus, which God hath reserved to himself
and his angels, they will take upon them to foretell, as if stars were
immediate, inevitable causes of all future accidents. Caesar Vaninus, in his
book de admirandis naturae Arcanis, dial. 52. de oraculis, is more free,
copious, and open, in this explication of this astrological tenet of
Ptolemy, than any of our modern writers, Cardan excepted, a true disciple
of his master Pomponatius; according to the doctrine of Peripatetics, he
refers all apparitions, prodigies, miracles, oracles, accidents,
alterations of religions, kingdoms, &c. (for which he is soundly lashed by
Marinus Mercennus, as well he deserves), to natural causes (for spirits he
will not acknowledge), to that light, motion, influences of heavens and
stars, and to the intelligences that move the orbs. Intelligentia quae,
movet orbem mediante coelo, &c. Intelligences do all: and after a long
discourse of miracles done of old, si haec daemones possint, cur non et
intelligentiae, coelorum motrices? And as these great conjunctions, aspects
of planets, begin or end, vary, are vertical and predominant, so have
religions, rites, ceremonies, and kingdoms their beginning, progress,
periods, in urbibus, regibus, religionibus, ac in particularibus
hominibus, haec vera ac manifesta, sunt, ut Aristoteles innuere videtur, et
quotidiana docet experientia, ut historias perlegens videbit; quid olim in
Gentili lege Jove sanctius et illustrius? quid nunc vile magis et
execrandum? Ita coelestia corpora pro mortalium beneficio religiones
aedificant, et cum cessat influxus, cessat lex,[6653] &c. And because,
according to their tenets, the world is eternal, intelligences eternal,
influences of stars eternal, kingdoms, religions, alterations shall be
likewise eternal, and run round after many ages; Atque iterum ad Troiam
magnus mittetur Achilles; renascentur religiones, et ceremoniae, res humanae
in idem recident, nihil nunc quod non olim fuit, et post saeculorum
revolutiones alias est, erit,[6654]&c. idem specie, saith Vaninus, non
individuo quod Plato significavit. These (saith mine [6655]author), these
are the decrees of Peripatetics, which though I recite, in obsequium
Christianae fidei detestor, as I am a Christian I detest and hate. Thus
Peripatetics and astrologians held in former times, and to this effect of
old in Rome, saith Dionysius Halicarnassus, lib. 7, when those meteors
and prodigies appeared in the air, after the banishment of Coriolanus, [6656]
Men were diversely affected: some said they were God's just judgments for
the execution of that good man, some referred all to natural causes, some
to stars, some thought they came by chance, some by necessity
decreed ab
initio, and could not be altered. The two last opinions of necessity and
chance were, it seems, of greater note than the rest.
For the first of chance, as [6658]Sallust likewise informeth us, those old
Romans generally received; They supposed fortune alone gave kingdoms and
empires, wealth, honours, offices: and that for two causes; first, because
every wicked base unworthy wretch was preferred, rich, potent, &c.;
secondly, because of their uncertainty, though never so good, scarce any
one enjoyed them long: but after, they began upon better advice to think
otherwise, that every man made his own fortune.
The last of Necessity was
Seneca's tenet, that God was alligatus causis secundis, so tied to second
causes, to that inexorable Necessity, that he could alter nothing of that
which was once decreed; sic erat in fatis, it cannot be altered, semel
jussit, semper paret Deus, nulla vis rumpit, nullae preces, nec ipsum
fulmen, God hath once said it, and it must for ever stand good, no
prayers, no threats, nor power, nor thunder itself can alter it. Zeno,
Chrysippus, and those other Stoics, as you may read in Tully 2. de
divinatione, Gellius, lib. 6. cap. 2. &c., maintained as much. In all
ages, there have been such, that either deny God in all, or in part; some
deride him, they could have made a better world, and ruled it more orderly
themselves, blaspheme him, derogate at their pleasure from him. 'Twas so in
[6659]Plato's time, Some say there be no gods, others that they care not
for men, a middle sort grant both.
Si non sit Deus, unde mala? si sit
Deus, unde mala? So Cotta argues in Tully, why made he not all good, or at
least tenders not the welfare of such as are good? As the woman told
Alexander, if he be not at leisure to hear causes, and redress them, why
doth he reign? [6660]Sextus Empericus hath many such arguments. Thus
perverse men cavil. So it will ever be, some of all sorts, good, bad,
indifferent, true, false, zealous, ambidexters, neutralists, lukewarm,
libertines, atheists, &c. They will see these religious sectaries agree
amongst themselves, be reconciled all, before they will participate with,
or believe any: they think in the meantime (which [6661]Celsus objects, and
whom Origen confutes), We Christians adore a person put to [6662]death with
no more reason than the barbarous Getes worshipped Zamolxis, the Cilicians
Mopsus, the Thebans Amphiaraus, and the Lebadians Trophonius; one religion
is as true as another, new fangled devices, all for human respects;
great-witted Aristotle's works are as much authentical to them as
Scriptures, subtle Seneca's Epistles as canonical as St. Paul's, Pindarus'
Odes as good as the Prophet David's Psalms, Epictetus' Enchiridion
equivalent to wise Solomon's Proverbs. They do openly and boldly speak this
and more, some of them, in all places and companies. [6663]Claudius the
emperor was angry with Heaven, because it thundered, and challenged Jupiter
into the field; with what madness! saith Seneca; he thought Jupiter could
not hurt him, but he could hurt Jupiter.
Diagoras, Demonax, Epicurus,
Pliny, Lucian, Lucretius,—Contemptorque Deum Mezentius, professed
atheists all
in their times: though not simple atheists neither, as
Cicogna proves, lib. 1. cap. 1. they scoffed only at those Pagan gods,
their plurality, base and fictitious offices. Gilbertus Cognatus labours
much, and so doth Erasmus, to vindicate Lucian from scandal, and there be
those that apologise for Epicurus, but all in vain; Lucian scoffs at all,
Epicurus he denies all, and Lucretius his scholar defends him in it:
from which he infers, that it cannot be distinguished which is the true religion, Judaism, Mahommedanism, or Christianity,&c. [6669]Marinus Mercennus suspects Cardan for his subtleties, Campanella, and Charron's Book of Wisdom, with some other Tracts, to savour of [6670]atheism: but amongst the rest that pestilent book de tribus mundi impostoribus, quem sine horrore (inquit) non legas, et mundi Cymbalum dialogis quatuor contentum, anno 1538, auctore Peresio, Parisiis excusum, [6671]&c. And as there have been in all ages such blasphemous spirits, so there have not been wanting their patrons, protectors, disciples and adherents. Never so many atheists in Italy and Germany, saith [6672]Colerus, as in this age: the like complaint Mercennus makes in France, 50,000 in that one city of Paris. Frederic the Emperor, as [6673]Matthew Paris records licet non sit recitabile (I use his own words) is reported to have said, Tres praestigiatores, Moses, Christus, et Mahomet, uti mundo dominarentur, totum populum sibi contemporaneum se duxisse. (Henry, the Landgrave of Hesse, heard him speak it,) Si principes imperii institutioni meae adhaererent, ego multo meliorem modum credendi et vivendi ordinarem.
To these professed atheists, we may well add that impious and carnal crew
of worldly-minded men, impenitent sinners, that go to hell in a lethargy,
or in a dream; who though they be professed Christians, yet they will
nulla pallescere culpa, make a conscience of nothing they do, they have
cauterised consciences, and are indeed in a reprobate sense, past all
feeling, have given themselves over to wantonness, to work all manner of
uncleanness even with greediness,
Ephes. iv. 19. They do know there is a
God, a day of judgment to come, and yet for all that, as Hugo saith, ita
comedunt ac dormiunt, ac si diem judicii evasissent; ita ludunt ac rident,
ac si in coelis cum Deo regnarent: they are as merry for all the sorrow,
as if they had escaped all dangers, and were in heaven already:
that fashion themselves to this world,which [6675]Paul forbids, and like Mercury, the planet, are good with good, bad with bad. When they are at Rome, they do there as they see done, puritans with puritans, papists with papists; omnium horarum homines, formalists, ambidexters, lukewarm Laodiceans. [6676]All their study is to please, and their god is their commodity, their labour to satisfy their lusts, and their endeavours to their own ends. Whatsoever they pretend, or in public seem to do, [6677]
With the fool in their hearts, they say there is no God.Heus tu—de Jove quid sentis?
Hulloa! what is your opinion about a Jupiter?Their words are as soft as oil, but bitterness is in their hearts; like [6678]Alexander VI. so cunning dissemblers, that what they think they never speak. Many of them are so close, you can hardly discern it, or take any just exceptions at them; they are not factious, oppressors as most are, no bribers, no simoniacal contractors, no such ambitious, lascivious persons as some others are, no drunkards, sobrii solem vident orientem, sobrii vident occidentem, they rise sober, and go sober to bed, plain dealing, upright, honest men, they do wrong to no man, and are so reputed in the world's esteem at least, very zealous in religion, very charitable, meek, humble, peace-makers, keep all duties, very devout, honest, well spoken of, beloved of all men: but he that knows better how to judge, he that examines the heart, saith they are hypocrites, Cor dolo plenum; sonant vitium percussa maligne, they are not sound within. As it is with writers [6679]oftentimes, Plus sanctimoniae, in libello, quam libelli auctore, more holiness is in the book than in the author of it: so 'tis with them: many come to church with great Bibles, whom Cardan said he could not choose but laugh at, and will now and then dare operam Augustino, read Austin, frequent sermons, and yet professed usurers, mere gripes, tota vitae ratio epicurea est; all their life is epicurism and atheism, come to church all day, and lie with a courtesan at night. Qui curios simulant et Bacchanalia vivunt, they have Esau's hands, and Jacob's voice: yea, and many of those holy friars, sanctified men, Cappam, saith Hierom, et cilicium induunt, sed intus latronem tegunt. They are wolves in sheep's clothing, Introrsum turpes, speciosi pelle decora,
Fair without, and most foul within.[6680]Latet plerumque sub tristi amictu lascivia, et deformis horror vili veste tegitur; ofttimes under a mourning weed lies lust itself, and horrible vices under a poor coat. But who can examine all those kinds of hypocrites, or dive into their hearts? ]f we may guess at the tree by the fruit, never so many as in these days; show me a plain-dealing true honest man: Et pudor, et probitas, et timor omnis abest. He that shall but look into their lives, and see such enormous vices, men so immoderate in lust, unspeakable in malice, furious in their rage, flattering and dissembling (all for their own ends) will surely think they are not truly religious, but of an obdurate heart, most part in a reprobate sense, as in this age. But let them carry it as they will for the present, dissemble as they can, a time will come when they shall be called to an account, their melancholy is at hand, they pull a plague and curse upon their own heads, thesaurisant iram Dei. Besides all such as are in deos contumeliosi, blaspheme, contemn, neglect God, or scoff at him, as the poets feign of Salmoneus, that would in derision imitate Jupiter's thunder, he was precipitated for his pains, Jupiter intonuit contra, &c. so shall they certainly rue it in the end, ([6681]in se spuit, qui in coelum spuit), their doom's at hand, and hell is ready to receive them.
Some are of opinion, that it is in vain to dispute with such atheistical spirits in the meantime, 'tis not the best way to reclaim them. Atheism, idolatry, heresy, hypocrisy, though they have one common root, that is indulgence to corrupt affection, yet their growth is different, they have divers symptoms, occasions, and must have several cures and remedies. 'Tis true some deny there is any God, some confess, yet believe it not; a third sort confess and believe, but will not live after his laws, worship and obey him: others allow God and gods subordinate, but not one God, no such general God, non talem deum, but several topic gods for several places, and those not to persecute one another for any difference, as Socinus will, but rather love and cherish.
To describe them in particular, to produce their arguments and reasons,
would require a just volume, I refer them therefore that expect a more
ample satisfaction, to those subtle and elaborate treatises, devout and
famous tracts of our learned divines (schoolmen amongst the rest, and
casuists) that have abundance of reasons to prove there is a God, the
immortality of the soul, &c., out of the strength of wit and philosophy
bring irrefragable arguments to such as are ingenuous and well disposed; at
the least, answer all cavils and objections to confute their folly and
madness, and to reduce them, si fieri posset, ad sanam mentem, to a
better mind, though to small purpose many times. Amongst others consult
with Julius Caesar Lagalla, professor of philosophy in Rome, who hath
written a large volume of late to confute atheists: of the immortality of
the soul, Hierom. Montanus de immortalitate Animae: Lelius Vincentius of
the same subject: Thomas Giaminus, and Franciscus Collius de Paganorum
animabus post mortem, a famous doctor of the Ambrosian College in Milan.
Bishop Fotherby in his Atheomastix, Doctor Dove, Doctor Jackson, Abernethy,
Corderoy, have written well of this subject in our mother tongue: in Latin,
Colerus, Zanchius, Palearius, Illyricus, [6682]Philippus, Faber Faventinus,
&c. But instar omnium, the most copious confuter of atheists is Marinus
Mercennus in his Commentaries on Genesis: [6683]with Campanella's Atheismus
Triumphatus. He sets down at large the causes of this brutish passion,
(seventeen in number I take it) answers all their arguments and sophisms,
which he reduceth to twenty-six heads, proving withal his own assertion;
There is a God, such a God, the true and sole God,
by thirty-five
reasons. His Colophon is how to resist and repress atheism, and to that
purpose he adds four especial means or ways, which who so will may
profitably peruse.
There be many kinds of desperation, whereof some be holy, some unholy, as
[6684]one distinguisheth; that unholy he defines out of Tully to be
Aegritudinem animi sine ulla rerum expectatione meliore, a sickness of the
soul without any hope or expectation of amendment; which commonly succeeds
fear; for whilst evil is expected, we fear: but when it is certain, we
despair. According to Thomas 2. 2ae. distinct. 40. art. 4. it is
Recessus a re desiderata, propter impossibilitatem existimatam, a
restraint from the thing desired, for some impossibility supposed. Because
they cannot obtain what they would, they become desperate, and many times
either yield to the passion by death itself, or else attempt
impossibilities, not to be performed by men. In some cases, this desperate
humour is not much to be discommended, as in wars it is a cause many times
of extraordinary valour; as Joseph, lib. 1. de bello Jud. cap. 14. L.
Danaeus in Aphoris. polit. pag. 226. and many politicians hold. It makes
them improve their worth beyond itself, and of a forlorn impotent company
become conquerors in a moment. Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem,
the only hope for the conquered is despair.
In such courses when they see
no remedy, but that they must either kill or be killed, they take courage,
and oftentimes, praeter spem, beyond all hope vindicate themselves.
Fifteen thousand Locrenses fought against a hundred thousand Crotonienses,
and seeing now no way but one, they must all die, [6685]thought they would
not depart unrevenged, and thereupon desperately giving an assault,
conquered their enemies. Nec alia causa victoriae, (saith Justin mine
author) quam quod desperaverant. William the Conqueror, when he first
landed in England, sent back his ships, that his soldiers might have no
hope of retiring back. [6686]Bodine excuseth his countrymen's overthrow at
that famous battle at Agincourt, in Henry the Fifth his time, (cui
simile, saith Froissard, tota historia producere non possit, which no
history can parallel almost, wherein one handful of Englishmen overthrew a
royal army of Frenchmen) with this refuge of despair, pauci desperati, a
few desperate fellows being compassed in by their enemies, past all hope of
life, fought like so many devils; and gives a caution, that no soldiers
hereafter set upon desperate persons, which [6687]after Frontinus and
Vigetius, Guicciardini likewise admonisheth, Hypomnes. part. 2. pag.
25. not to stop an enemy that is going his way. Many such kinds there are
of desperation, when men are past hope of obtaining any suit, or in despair
of better fortune; Desperatio facit monachum, as the saying is, and
desperation causeth death itself; how many thousands in such distress have
made away themselves, and many others? For he that cares not for his own,
is master of another man's life. A Tuscan soothsayer, as [6688]Paterculus
tells the story, perceiving himself and Fulvius Flaccus his dear friend,
now both carried to prison by Opimius, and in despair of pardon, seeing the
young man weep, quin tu potius hoc inquit facis, do as I do; and with
that knocked out his brains against the door-cheek, as he was entering into
prison, protinusque illiso capite in capite in carceris januam effuso
cerebro expiravit, and so desperate died. But these are equivocal,
improper. When I speak of despair,
saith [6689]Zanchie, I speak not of
every kind, but of that alone which concerns God. It is opposite to hope,
and a most pernicious sin, wherewith the devil seeks to entrap men.
Musculus makes four kinds of desperation, of God, ourselves, our neighbour,
or anything to be done; but this division of his may be reduced easily to
the former: all kinds are opposite to hope, that sweet moderator of
passions, as Simonides calls it; I do not mean that vain hope which
fantastical fellows feign to themselves, which according to Aristotle is
insomnium vigilantium, a waking dream; but this divine hope which
proceeds from confidence, and is an anchor to a floating soul; spes alit
agricolas, even in our temporal affairs, hope revives us, but in spiritual
it farther animateth; and were it not for hope, we of all others were the
most miserable,
as Paul saith, in this life; were it not for hope, the
heart would break; for though they be punished in the sight of men,
(Wisdom iii. 4.) yet is their hope full of immortality:
yet doth it not
so rear, as despair doth deject; this violent and sour passion of despair,
is of all perturbations most grievous, as [6690]Patritius holds. Some divide
it into final and temporal; [6691]final is incurable, which befalleth
reprobates; temporal is a rejection of hope and comfort for a time, which
may befall the best of God's children, and it commonly proceeds [6692]from
weakness of faith,
as in David when he was oppressed he cried out, O
Lord, thou hast forsaken me,
but this for a time. This ebbs and flows with
hope and fear; it is a grievous sin howsoever: although some kind of
despair be not amiss, when, saith Zanchius, we despair of our own means,
and rely wholly upon God: but that species is not here meant. This
pernicious kind of desperation is the subject of our discourse, homicida
animae, the murderer of the soul, as Austin terms it, a fearful passion,
wherein the party oppressed thinks he can get no ease but by death, and is
fully resolved to offer violence unto himself; so sensible of his burthen,
and impatient of his cross, that he hopes by death alone to be freed of his
calamity (though it prove otherwise), and chooseth with Job vi. 8. 9. xvii.
5. Rather to be strangled and die, than to be in his bonds.
[6693]The part
affected is the whole soul, and all the faculties of it; there is a
privation of joy, hope, trust, confidence, of present and future good, and
in their place succeed fear, sorrow, &c. as in the symptoms shall be shown.
The heart is grieved, the conscience wounded, the mind eclipsed with black
fumes arising from those perpetual terrors.
The principal agent and procurer of this mischief is the devil; those whom
God forsakes, the devil by his permission lays hold on. Sometimes he
persecutes them with that worm of conscience, as he did Judas, [6694]Saul,
and others. The poets call it Nemesis, but it is indeed God's just
judgment, sero sed serio, he strikes home at last, and setteth upon them
as a thief in the night,
1 Thes. ii. [6695]This temporary passion made
David cry out, Lord, rebuke me not in thine anger, neither chasten me in
thine heavy displeasure; for thine arrows have light upon me, &c. there is
nothing sound in my flesh, because of thine anger.
Again, I roar for the
very grief of my heart: and Psalm xxii. My God, my God, why hast thou
forsaken me, and art so far from my health, and the words of my crying? I
am like to water poured out, my bones are out of joint, mine heart is like
wax, that is molten in the midst of my bowels.
So Psalm lxxxviii. 15 and
16 vers. and Psalm cii. I am in misery at the point of death, from my
youth I suffer thy terrors, doubting for my life; thine indignations have
gone over me, and thy fear hath cut me off.
Job doth often complain in
this kind; and those God doth not assist, the devil is ready to try and
torment, still seeking whom he may devour.
If he find them merry, saith
Gregory, he tempts them forthwith to some dissolute act; if pensive and
sad, to a desperate end.
Aut suadendo blanditur, aut minando terret,
sometimes by fair means, sometimes again by foul, as he perceives men
severally inclined. His ordinary engine by which he produceth this effect,
is the melancholy humour itself, which is balneum diaboli, the devil's
bath; and as in Saul, those evil spirits get in [6696]as it were, and take
possession of us. Black choler is a shoeing-horn, a bait to allure them,
insomuch that many writers make melancholy an ordinary cause, and a symptom
of despair, for that such men are most apt, by reason of their ill-disposed
temper, to distrust, fear, grief, mistake, and amplify whatsoever they
preposterously conceive, or falsely apprehend. Conscientia scrupulosa
nascitur ex vitio naturali, complexione melancholica (saith Navarrus cap.
27. num. 282. tom. 2. cas. conscien.) The body works upon the mind, by
obfuscating the spirits and corrupted instruments, which [6697]Perkins
illustrates by simile of an artificer, that hath a bad tool, his skill is
good, ability correspondent, by reason of ill tools his work must needs be
lame and imperfect. But melancholy and despair, though often, do not always
concur; there is much difference: melancholy fears without a cause, this
upon great occasion; melancholy is caused by fear and grief, but this
torment procures them and all extremity of bitterness; much melancholy is
without affliction of conscience, as [6698]Bright and Perkins illustrate by
four reasons; and yet melancholy alone may be sometimes a sufficient cause
of this terror of conscience. [6699]Felix Plater so found it in his
observations, e melancholicis alii damnatos se putant, Deo curae, non sunt,
nec praedestinati, &c. They think they are not predestinate, God hath
forsaken them;
and yet otherwise very zealous and religious; and 'tis
common to be seen, melancholy for fear of God's judgment and hell-fire,
drives men to desperation; fear and sorrow, if they be immoderate, end
often with it.
Intolerable pain and anguish, long sickness, captivity,
misery, loss of goods, loss of friends, and those lesser griefs, do
sometimes effect it, or such dismal accidents. Si non statim relevantur,
[6700]Mercennus, dubitant an sit Deus, if they be not eased forthwith, they
doubt whether there be any God, they rave, curse, and are desperately mad
because good men are oppressed, wicked men flourish, they have not as they
think to their desert,
and through impatience of calamities are so
misaffected. Democritus put out his eyes, ne malorum civium prosperos
videret successus, because he could not abide to see wicked men prosper,
and was therefore ready to make away himself, as [6701]Agellius writes of
him. Felix Plater hath a memorable example in this kind, of a painter's
wife in Basil, that was melancholy for her son's death, and for melancholy
became desperate; she thought God would not pardon her sins, [6702]and for
four months still raved, that she was in hell-fire, already damned.
When
the humour is stirred up, every small object aggravates and incenseth it,
as the parties are addicted. [6703]The same author hath an example of a
merchant man, that for the loss of a little wheat, which he had over long
kept, was troubled in conscience, for that he had not sold it sooner, or
given it to the poor, yet a good scholar and a great divine; no persuasion
would serve to the contrary, but that for this fact he was damned: in other
matters Very judicious and discreet. Solitariness, much fasting, divine
meditation, and contemplations of God's judgments, most part accompany this
melancholy, and are main causes, as [6704]Navarrus holds; to converse with
such kinds of persons so troubled, is sufficient occasion of trouble to
some men. Nonnulli ob longas inedias, studia et meditationes coelestes, de
rebus sacris et religione semper agitant, &c. Many, (saith P. Forestus)
through long fasting, serious meditations of heavenly things, fall into
such fits; and as Lemnius adds, lib. 4. cap. 21, [6705]If they be
solitary given, superstitious, precise, or very devout: seldom shall you
find a merchant, a soldier, an innkeeper, a bawd, a host, a usurer, so
troubled in mind, they have cheverel consciences that will stretch, they
are seldom moved in this kind or molested: young men and middle age are
more wild and less apprehensive; but old folks, most part, such as are
timorous and religiously given.
Pet. Forestus observat. lib. 10. cap.
12. de morbis cerebri, hath a fearful example of a minister, that through
precise fasting in Lent, and overmuch meditation, contracted this mischief,
and in the end became desperate, thought he saw devils in his chamber, and
that he could not be saved; he smelled nothing, as he said, but fire and
brimstone, was already in hell, and would ask them, still, if they did not
[6706]smell as much. I told him he was melancholy, but he laughed me to
scorn, and replied that he saw devils, talked with them in good earnest,
Would spit in my face, and ask me if 1 did not smell brimstone, but at last
he was by him cured. Such another story I find in Plater observat. lib.
1. A poor fellow had done some foul offence, and for fourteen days would
eat no meat, in the end became desperate, the divines about him could not
ease him, [6707]but so he died. Continual meditation of God's judgments
troubles many, Multi ob timorem futuri judicii, saith Guatinerius cap.
5. tract. 15. et suspicionem desperabundi sunt. David himself complains
that God's judgments terrified his soul, Psalm cxix. part. 16. vers. 8. My
flesh trembleth for fear of thee, and I am afraid of thy judgments.
Quoties diem illum cogito (saith [6708]Hierome) toto corpore
contremisco, I tremble as often as I think of it. The terrible meditation
of hell-fire and eternal punishment much torments a sinful silly soul.
What's a thousand years to eternity? Ubi moeror, ubi fletus, ubi dolor
sempiternus. Mors sine morte, finis sine fine; a finger burnt by chance we
may not endure, the pain is so grievous, we may not abide an hour, a night
is intolerable; and what shall this unspeakable fire then be that burns for
ever, innumerable infinite millions of years, in omne aevum in aeternum. O
eternity!
This meditation terrifies these poor distressed souls, especially if their
bodies be predisposed by melancholy, they religiously given, and have
tender consciences, every small object affrights them, the very
inconsiderate reading of Scripture itself, and misinterpretation of some
places of it; as, Many are called, few are chosen. Not every one that
saith Lord. Fear not little flock. He that stands, let him take heed lest
he fall. Work out your salvation with fear and trembling, That night two
shall be in a bed, one received, the other left. Strait is the way that
leads to heaven, and few there are that enter therein.
The parable of the
seed and of the sower, some fell on barren ground, some was choked. Whom
he hath predestinated he hath chosen. He will have mercy on whom he will
have mercy.
Non est volentis nec currentis, sed miserentis Dei. These
and the like places terrify the souls of many; election, predestination,
reprobation, preposterously conceived, offend divers, with a deal of
foolish presumption, curiosity, needless speculation, contemplation,
solicitude, wherein they trouble and puzzle themselves about those
questions of grace, free will, perseverance, God's secrets; they will know
more than is revealed of God in his word, human capacity, or ignorance can
apprehend, and too importunate inquiry after that which is revealed;
mysteries, ceremonies, observation of Sabbaths, laws, duties, &c., with
many such which the casuists discuss, and schoolmen broach, which divers
mistake, misconstrue, misapply to themselves, to their own undoing, and so
fall into this gulf. They doubt of their election, how they shall know,
it, by what signs. And so far forth,
saith Luther, with such nice points,
torture and crucify themselves, that they are almost mad, and all they get
by it is this, they lay open a gap to the devil by desperation to carry
them to hell;
but the greatest harm of all proceeds from those thundering
ministers, a most frequent cause they are of this malady: [6710]and do more
harm in the church
(saith Erasmus) than they that flatter; great danger on
both sides, the one lulls them asleep in carnal security, the other drives
them to despair.
Whereas, [6711]St. Bernard well adviseth, We should not
meddle with the one without the other, nor speak of judgment without mercy;
the one alone brings desperation, the other security.
But these men are
wholly for judgment; of a rigid disposition themselves, there is no mercy
with them, no salvation, no balsam for their diseased souls, they can speak
of nothing but reprobation, hell-fire, and damnation; as they did Luke xi.
46. lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, which they themselves touch
not with a finger. 'Tis familiar with our papists to terrify men's souls
with purgatory, tales, visions, apparitions, to daunt even the most
generous spirits, to [6712]require charity,
as Brentius observes, of
others, bounty, meekness, love, patience, when they themselves breathe
nought but lust, envy, covetousness.
They teach others to fast, give alms,
do penance, and crucify their mind with superstitious observations, bread
and water, hair clothes, whips, and the like, when they themselves have all
the dainties the world can afford, lie on a down-bed with a courtesan in
their arms: Heu quantum patimur pro Christo, as [6713]he said, what a
cruel tyranny is this, so to insult over and terrify men's souls! Our
indiscreet pastors many of them come not far behind, whilst in their
ordinary sermons they speak so much of election, predestination,
reprobation, ab aeterno, subtraction of grace, preterition, voluntary
permission, &c., by what signs and tokens they shall discern and try
themselves, whether they be God's true children elect, an sint reprobi,
praedestinati, &c., with such scrupulous points, they still aggravate sin,
thunder out God's judgments without respect, intempestively rail at and
pronounce them damned in all auditories, for giving so much to sports and
honest recreations, making every small fault and thing indifferent an
irremissible offence, they so rent, tear and wound men's consciences, that
they are almost mad, and at their wits' end.
These bitter potions
(saith [6714]Erasmus) are still in their mouths,
nothing but gall and horror, and a mad noise, they make all their auditors
desperate:
many are wounded by this means, and they commonly that are most
devout and precise, have been formerly presumptuous, and certain of their
salvation; they that have tender consciences, that follow sermons, frequent
lectures, that have indeed least cause, they are most apt to mistake, and
fall into these miseries. I have heard some complain of Parson's
Resolution, and other books of like nature (good otherwise), they are too
tragical, too much dejecting men, aggravating offences: great care and
choice, much discretion is required in this kind.
The last and greatest cause of this malady, is our own conscience, sense of
our sins, and God's anger justly deserved, a guilty conscience for some
foul offence formerly committed,—[6715]O miser Oreste, quid morbi te
perdit? Or: Conscientia, Sum enim mihi conscius de malis perpetratis.[6716]
A good conscience is a continual feast,
but a galled conscience is as
great a torment as can possibly happen, a still baking oven, (so Pierius in
his Hieroglyph, compares it) another hell. Our conscience, which is a great
ledger book, wherein are written all our offences, a register to lay them
up, (which those [6717]Egyptians in their hieroglyphics expressed by a mill,
as well for the continuance, as for the torture of it) grinds our souls
with the remembrance of some precedent sins, makes us reflect upon, accuse
and condemn our own selves. [6718]Sin lies at door,
&c. I know there be many
other causes assigned by Zanchius, [6719]Musculus, and the rest; as
incredulity, infidelity, presumption, ignorance, blindness, ingratitude,
discontent, those five grand miseries in Aristotle, ignominy, need,
sickness, enmity, death, &c.; but this of conscience is the greatest,
[6720]Instar ulceris corpus jugiter percellens: The scrupulous conscience
(as [6721]Peter Forestus calls it) which tortures so many, that either out of
a deep apprehension of their unworthiness, and consideration of their own
dissolute life, accuse themselves and aggravate every small offence, when
there is no such cause, misdoubting in the meantime God's mercies, they
fall into these inconveniences.
The poet calls them [6722]furies dire, but it
is the conscience alone which is a thousand witnesses to accuse us, [6723]
Nocte dieque suum gestant in pectore testem. A continual tester to give
in evidence, to empanel a jury to examine us, to cry guilty, a persecutor
with hue and cry to follow, an apparitor to summon us, a bailiff to carry
us, a serjeant to arrest, an attorney to plead against us, a gaoler to
torment, a judge to condemn, still accusing, denouncing, torturing and
molesting. And as the statue of Juno in that holy city near Euphrates in
[6724]Assyria will look still towards you, sit where you will in her temple,
she stares full upon you, if you go by, she follows with her eye, in all
sites, places, conventicles, actions, our conscience will be still ready to
accuse us. After many pleasant days, and fortunate adventures, merry tides,
this conscience at last doth arrest us. Well he may escape temporal
punishment, [6725]bribe a corrupt judge, and avoid the censure of law, and
flourish for a time; for [6726]who ever saw
(saith Chrysostom) a covetous
man troubled in mind when he is telling of his money, an adulterer mourn
with his mistress in his arms? we are then drunk with pleasure, and
perceive nothing:
yet as the prodigal son had dainty fare, sweet music at
first, merry company, jovial entertainment, but a cruel reckoning in the
end, as bitter as wormwood, a fearful visitation commonly follows. And the
devil that then told thee that it was a light sin, or no sin at all, now
aggravates on the other side, and telleth thee, that it is a most
irremissible offence, as he did by Cain and Judas, to bring them to
despair; every small circumstance before neglected and contemned, will now
amplify itself, rise up in judgment, and accuse the dust of their shoes,
dumb creatures, as to Lucian's tyrant, lectus et candela, the bed and
candle did bear witness, to torment their souls for their sins past.
Tragical examples in this kind are too familiar and common: Adrian, Galba,
Nero, Otho, Vitellius, Caracalla, were in such horror of conscience for
their offences committed, murders, rapes, extortions, injuries, that they
were weary of their lives, and could get nobody to kill them. [6727]Kennetus,
King of Scotland, when he had murdered his nephew Malcom, King Duffe's son,
Prince of Cumberland, and with counterfeit tears and protestations
dissembled the matter a long time, [6728]at last his conscience accused
him, his unquiet soul could not rest day or night, he was terrified with
fearful dreams, visions, and so miserably tormented all his life.
It is
strange to read what [6729]Cominaeus hath written of Louis XI. that French
King; of Charles VIII.; of Alphonsus, King of Naples; in the fury of his
passion how he came into Sicily, and what pranks he played. Guicciardini, a
man most unapt to believe lies, relates how that Ferdinand his father's
ghost who before had died for grief, came and told him, that he could not
resist the French King, he thought every man cried France, France; the
reason of it (saith Cominseus) was because he was a vile tyrant, a
murderer, an oppressor of his subjects, he bought up all commodities, and
sold them at his own price, sold abbeys to Jews and Falkoners; both
Ferdinand his father, and he himself never made conscience of any committed
sin; and to conclude, saith he, it was impossible to do worse than they
did. Why was Pausanias the Spartan tyrant, Nero, Otho, Galba, so persecuted
with spirits in every house they came, but for their murders which they had
committed? [6730]Why doth the devil haunt many men's houses after their
deaths, appear to them living, and take possession of their habitations, as
it were, of their palaces, but because of their several villainies? Why had
Richard the Third such fearful dreams, saith Polydore, but for his frequent
murders? Why was Herod so tortured in his mind? because he had made away
Mariamne his wife. Why was Theodoric, the King of the Goths, so suspicious,
and so affrighted with a fish head alone, but that he had murdered
Symmachus, and Boethius his son-in-law, those worthy Romans? Caelius, lib.
27. cap. 22. See more in Plutarch, in his tract De his qui sero a Numine
puniuntur, and in his book De tranquillitate animi, &c. Yea, and
sometimes GOD himself hath a hand in it, to show his power, humiliate,
exercise, and to try their faith, (divine temptation, Perkins calls it,
Cas. cons. lib. 1. cap. 8. sect. 1.) to punish them for their sins.
God the avenger, as [6731]David terms him, ultor a tergo Deus, his wrath
is apprehended of a guilty, soul, as by Saul and Judas, which the poets
expressed by Adrastia, or Nemesis:
the queen of causes, and moderator of things,now she pulls down the proud, now she rears and encourageth those that are good; he gives instance in his Eusebius; Nicephorus, lib. 10. cap. 35. eccles. hist. in Maximinus and Julian. Fearful examples of God's just judgment, wrath and vengeance, are to be found in all histories, of some that have been eaten to death with rats and mice, as [6734]Popelius, the second King of Poland, ann. 830, his wife and children; the like story is of Hatto, Archbishop of Mentz, ann. 969, so devoured by these vermin, which howsoever Serrarius the Jesuit Mogunt. rerum lib. 4. cap. 5. impugn by twenty-two arguments, Tritemius, [6735]Munster, Magdeburgenses, and many others relate for a truth. Such another example I find in Geraldus Cambrensis Itin. Cam. lib. 2. cap. 2. and where not?
And yet for all these terrors of conscience, affrighting punishments which are so frequent, or whatsoever else may cause or aggravate this fearful malady in other religions, I see no reason at all why a papist at any time should despair, or be troubled for his sins; for let him be never so dissolute a caitiff so notorious a villain, so monstrous a sinner, out of that treasure of indulgences and merits of which the pope is dispensator, he may have free pardon and plenary remission of all his sins. There be so many general pardons for ages to come, forty thousand years to come, so many jubilees, so frequent gaol-deliveries out of purgatory for all souls, now living, or after dissolution of the body, so many particular masses daily said in several churches, so many altars consecrated to this purpose, that if a man have either money or friends, or will take any pains to come to such an altar, hear a mass, say so many paternosters, undergo such and such penance, he cannot do amiss, it is impossible his mind should be troubled, or he have any scruple to molest him. Besides that Taxa Camerae Apostolicae, which was first published to get money in the days of Leo Decimus, that sharking pope, and since divulged to the same ends, sets down such easy rates and dispensations for all offences, for perjury, murder, incest, adultery, &c., for so many grosses or dollars (able to invite any man to sin, and provoke him to offend, methinks, that otherwise would not) such comfortable remission, so gentle and parable a pardon, so ready at hand, with so small cost and suit obtained, that I cannot see how he that hath any friends amongst them (as I say) or money in his purse, or will at least to ease himself, can any way miscarry or be misaffected, how he should be desperate, in danger of damnation, or troubled in mind. Their ghostly fathers can so readily apply remedies, so cunningly string and unstring, wind and unwind their devotions, play upon their consciences with plausible speeches and terrible threats, for their best advantage settle and remove, erect with such facility and deject, let in and out, that I cannot perceive how any man amongst them should much or often labour of this disease, or finally miscarry. The causes above named must more frequently therefore take hold in others.
As shoemakers do when they bring home shoes, still cry leather is dearer
and dearer, may I justly say of those melancholy symptoms: these of despair
are most violent, tragical, and grievous, far beyond the rest, not to be
expressed but negatively, as it is privation of all happiness, not to be
endured; for a wounded spirit who can bear it?
Prov. xviii. 19. What,
therefore, [6736]Timanthes did in his picture of Iphigenia, now ready to be
sacrificed, when he had painted Chalcas mourning, Ulysses sad, but most
sorrowful Menelaus; and showed all his art in expressing a variety of
affections, he covered the maid's father Agamemnon's head with a veil, and
left it to every spectator to conceive what he would himself; for that true
passion and sorrow in summo gradu, such as his was, could not by any art
be deciphered. What he did in his picture, I will do in describing the
symptoms of despair; imagine what thou canst, fear, sorrow, furies, grief,
pain, terror, anger, dismal, ghastly, tedious, irksome, &c. it is not
sufficient, it comes far short, no tongue can tell, no heart conceive it.
'Tis an epitome of hell, an extract, a quintessence, a compound, a mixture
of all feral maladies, tyrannical tortures, plagues, and perplexities.
There is no sickness almost but physic provideth a remedy for it; to every
sore chirurgery will provide a slave; friendship helps poverty; hope of
liberty easeth imprisonment; suit and favour revoke banishment; authority
and time wear away reproach: but what physic, what chirurgery, what wealth,
favour, authority can relieve, bear out, assuage, or expel a troubled
conscience? A quiet mind cureth all them, but all they cannot comfort a
distressed soul: who can put to silence the voice of desperation? All that
is single in other melancholy, Horribile, dirum, pestilens, atrox, ferum,
concur in this, it is more than melancholy in the highest degree; a burning
fever of the soul; so mad, saith [6737]Jacchinus, by this misery; fear,
sorrow, and despair, he puts for ordinary symptoms of melancholy. They are
in great pain and horror of mind, distraction of soul, restless, full of
continual fears, cares, torments, anxieties, they can neither eat, drink,
nor sleep for them, take no rest,
even in their greatest delights, singing, dancing, dalliance, they are still(saith [6739]Lemnius)
tortured in their souls.It consumes them to nought,
I am like a pelican in the wilderness (saith David of himself, temporally afflicted), an owl, because of thine indignation,Psalm cii. 8, 10, and Psalm lv. 4.
My heart trembleth within me, and the terrors of death have come upon me; fear and trembling are come upon me, &c. at death's door,Psalm cvii. 18.
Their soul abhors all manner of meats.Their [6740]sleep is (if it be any) unquiet, subject to fearful dreams and terrors. Peter in his bonds slept secure, for he knew God protected him; and Tully makes it an argument of Roscius Amerinus' innocency, that he killed not his father, because he so securely slept. Those martyrs in the primitive church were most [6741]cheerful and merry in the midst of their persecutions; but it is far otherwise with these men, tossed in a sea, and that continually without rest or intermission, they can think of nought that is pleasant, [6742]
their conscience will not let them be quiet,in perpetual fear, anxiety, if they be not yet apprehended, they are in doubt still they shall be ready to betray themselves, as Cain did, he thinks every man will kill him;
and roar for the grief of heart,Psalm xxxviii. 8, as David did; as Job did, xx. 3, 21, 22, &c.,
Wherefore is light given to him that is in misery, and life to them that have heavy hearts? which long for death, and if it come not, search it more than treasures, and rejoice when they can find the grave.They are generally weary of their lives, a trembling heart they have, a sorrowful mind, and little or no rest. Terror ubique tremor, timor undique et undique terror.
Fears, terrors, and affrights in all places, at all times and seasons.Cibum et potum pertinaciter aversantur multi, nodum in scirpo quaeritantes, et culpam imaginantes ubi nulla est, as Wierus writes de Lamiis lib. 3. c. 7.
they refuse many of them meat and drink, cannot rest, aggravating still and supposing grievous offences where there are none.God's heavy wrath is kindled in their souls, and notwithstanding their continual prayers and supplications to Christ Jesus, they have no release or ease at all, but a most intolerable torment, and insufferable anguish of conscience, and that makes them, through impatience, to murmur against God many times, to rave, to blaspheme, turn atheists, and seek to offer violence to themselves. Deut. xxviii. 65, 68.
In the morning they wish for evening, and for morning in the evening, for the sight of their eyes which they see, and fear of hearts.[6743]Marinus Mercennus, in his comment on Genesis, makes mention of a desperate friend of his, whom, amongst others, he came to visit, and exhort to patience, that broke out into most blasphemous atheistical speeches, too fearful to relate, when they wished him to trust in God, Quis est ille Deus (inquit) ut serviam illi, quid proderit si oraverim; si praesens est, cur non succurrit? cur non me carcere, inertia, squalore confectum liberat? quid ego feci? &c. absit a me hujusmodi Deus. Another of his acquaintance broke out into like atheistical blasphemies, upon his wife's death raved, cursed, said and did he cared not what. And so for the most part it is with them all, many of them, in their extremity, think they hear and see visions, outcries, confer with devils, that they are tormented, possessed, and in hell-fire, already damned, quite forsaken of God, they have no sense or feeling of mercy, or grace, hope of salvation, their sentence of condemnation is already past, and not to be revoked, the devil will certainly have them. Never was any living creature in such torment before, in such a miserable estate, in such distress of mind, no hope, no faith, past cure, reprobate, continually tempted to make away themselves. Something talks with them, they spit fire and brimstone, they cannot but blaspheme, they cannot repent, believe or think a good thought, so far carried; ut cogantur ad impia cogitandum etiam contra voluntatem, said [6744]Felix Plater, ad blasphemiam erga deum, ad multa horrenda perpetranda, ad manus violentas sibi inferendas, &c., and in their distracted fits and desperate humours, to offer violence to others, their familiar and dear friends sometimes, or to mere strangers, upon very small or no occasion; for he that cares not for his own, is master of another man's life. They think evil against their wills; that which they abhor themselves, they must needs think, do, and speak. He gives instance in a patient of his, that when he would pray, had such evil thoughts still suggested to him, and wicked [6745]meditations. Another instance he hath of a woman that was often tempted to curse God, to blaspheme and kill herself. Sometimes the devil (as they say) stands without and talks with them, sometimes he is within them, as they think, and there speaks and talks as to such as are possessed: so Apollodorus, in Plutarch, thought his heart spake within him. There is a most memorable example of [6746]Francis Spira, an advocate of Padua, Ann. 1545, that being desperate, by no counsel of learned men could be comforted: he felt (as he said) the pains of hell in his soul; in all other things he discoursed aright, but in this most mad. Frismelica, Bullovat, and some other excellent physicians, could neither make him eat, drink, or sleep, no persuasion could ease him. Never pleaded any man so well for himself, as this man did against himself, and so he desperately died. Springer, a lawyer, hath written his life. Cardinal Crescence died so likewise desperate at Verona, still he thought a black dog followed him to his death-bed, no man could drive the dog away, Sleiden. com. 23. cap. lib. 3. Whilst I was writing this Treatise, saith Montaltus, cap. 2. de mel. [6747]
A nun came to me for help, well for all other matters, but troubled in conscience for five years last past; she is almost mad, and not able to resist, thinks she hath offended God, and is certainly damned.Felix Plater hath store of instances of such as thought themselves damned, [6748] forsaken of God, &c. One amongst the rest, that durst not go to church, or come near the Rhine, for fear to make away himself, because then he was most especially tempted. These and such like symptoms are intended and remitted, as the malady itself is more or less; some will hear good counsel, some will not; some desire help, some reject all, and will not be eased.
Most part these kind of persons make [6749]away themselves, some are mad,
blaspheme, curse, deny God, but most offer violence to their own persons,
and sometimes to others. A wounded spirit who can bear?
Prov. xviii. 14.
As Cain, Saul, Achitophel, Judas, blasphemed and died. Bede saith, Pilate
died desperate eight years after Christ. [6750]Felix Plater hath collected
many examples. [6751]A merchant's wife that was long troubled with such
temptations, in the night rose from her bed, and out of the window broke
her neck into the street: another drowned himself desperate as he was in
the Rhine: some cut their throats, many hang themselves. But this needs no
illustration. It is controverted by some, whether a man so offering
violence to himself, dying desperate, may be saved, ay or no? If they die
so obstinately and suddenly, that they cannot so much as wish for mercy,
the worst is to be suspected, because they die impenitent. [6752]If their
death had been a little more lingering, wherein they might have some
leisure in their hearts to cry for mercy, charity may judge the best;
divers have been recovered out of the very act of hanging and drowning
themselves, and so brought ad sanam mentem, they have been very penitent,
much abhorred their former act, confessed that they have repented in an
instant, and cried for mercy in their hearts. If a man put desperate hands
upon himself, by occasion of madness or melancholy, if he have given
testimony before of his regeneration, in regard he doth this not so much
out of his will, as ex vi morbi, we must make the best construction of
it, as [6753]Turks do, that think all fools and madmen go directly to
heaven.
Experience teacheth us, that though many die obstinate and wilful in this
malady, yet multitudes again are able to resist and overcome, seek for help
and find comfort, are taken e faucibus Erebi, from the chops of hell, and
out of the devil's paws, though they have by [6754]obligation, given
themselves to him. Some out of their own strength, and God's assistance,
Though He kill me,
(saith Job,) yet will I trust in Him,
out of good
counsel, advice and physic. [6755]Bellovacus cured a monk by altering his
habit, and course of life: Plater many by physic alone. But for the most
part they must concur; and they take a wrong course that think to overcome
this feral passion by sole physic; and they are as much out, that think to
work this effect by good service alone, though both be forcible in
themselves, yet vis unita fortior, they must go hand in hand to this
disease:
—alterius sic altera poscit opem. For physic the like
course is to be taken with this as in other melancholy: diet, air,
exercise, all those passions and perturbations of the mind, &c. are to be
rectified by the same means. They must not be left solitary, or to
themselves, never idle, never out of company. Counsel, good comfort is to
be applied, as they shall see the parties inclined, or to the causes,
whether it be loss, fear, be grief, discontent, or some such feral
accident, a guilty conscience, or otherwise by frequent meditation, too
grievous an apprehension, and consideration of his former life; by hearing,
reading of Scriptures, good divines, good advice and conference, applying
God's word to their distressed souls, it must be corrected and
counterpoised. Many excellent exhortations, phraenetical discourses, are
extant to this purpose, for such as are any way troubled in mind: Perkins,
Greenham, Hayward, Bright, Abernethy, Bolton, Culmannus, Helmingius,
Caelius Secundus, Nicholas Laurentius, are copious on this subject: Azorius,
Navarrus, Sayrus, &c., and such as have written cases of conscience amongst
our pontifical writers. But because these men's works are not to all
parties at hand, so parable at all times, I will for the benefit and ease
of such as are afflicted, at the request of some [6756]friends, recollect
out of their voluminous treatises, some few such comfortable speeches,
exhortations, arguments, advice, tending to this subject, and out of God's
word, knowing, as Culmannus saith upon the like occasion, [6757]how
unavailable and vain men's councils are to comfort an afflicted conscience,
except God's word concur and be annexed, from which comes life, ease,
repentance,
&c. Presupposing first that which Beza, Greenham, Perkins,
Bolton, give in charge, the parties to whom counsel is given be
sufficiently prepared, humbled for their sins, fit for comfort, confessed,
tried how they are more or less afflicted, how they stand affected, or
capable of good advice, before any remedies be applied: to such therefore
as are so thoroughly searched and examined, I address this following
discourse.
Two main antidotes, [6758]Hemmingius observes, opposite to despair, good hope out of God's word, to be embraced; perverse security and presumption from the devil's treachery, to be rejected; Illa solus animae, haec pestis; one saves, the other kills, occidit animam, saith Austin, and doth as much harm as despair itself, [6759]Navarrus the casuist reckons up ten special cures out of Anton. 1. part. Tit. 3. cap. 10. 1. God. 2. Physic. 3. [6760]Avoiding such objects as have caused it. 4. Submission of himself to other men's judgments. 5. Answer of all objections, &c. All which Cajetan, Gerson, lib. de vit. spirit. Sayrus, lib. 1. cons. cap. 14. repeat and approve out of Emanuel Roderiques, cap. 51 et 52. Greenham prescribes six special rules, Culmannus seven. First, to acknowledge all help come from God. 2. That the cause of their present misery is sin. 3. To repent and be heartily sorry for their sins. 4. To pray earnestly to God they may be eased. 5. To expect and implore the prayers of the church, and good men's advice. 6. Physic. 7. To commend themselves to God, and rely upon His mercy: others, otherwise, but all to this effect. But forasmuch as most men in this malady are spiritually sick, void of reason almost, overborne by their miseries, and too deep an apprehension of their sins, they cannot apply themselves to good counsel, pray, believe, repent, we must, as much as in us lies, occur and help their peculiar infirmities, according to their several causes and symptoms, as we shall find them distressed and complain.
The main matter which terrifies and torments most that are troubled in
mind, is the enormity of their offences, the intolerable burthen of their
sins, God's heavy wrath and displeasure so deeply apprehended, that they
account themselves reprobates, quite forsaken of God, already damned, past
all hope of grace, incapable of mercy, diaboli mancipia, slaves of sin,
and their offences so great they cannot be forgiven. But these men must
know there is no sin so heinous which is not pardonable in itself, no crime
so great but by God's mercy it may be forgiven. Where sin aboundeth, grace
aboundeth much more,
Rom. v. 20. And what the Lord said unto Paul in his
extremity, 2 Cor. xi. 9. My grace is sufficient for thee, for my power is
made perfect through weakness:
concerns every man in like case. His
promises are made indefinite to all believers, generally spoken to all
touching remission of sins that are truly penitent, grieved for their
offences, and desire to be reconciled, Matt. ix. 12, 13, I came not to
call the righteous but sinners to repentance,
that is, such as are truly
touched in conscience for their sins. Again, Matt. xi. 28, Come unto me
all ye that are heavy laden, and I will ease you.
Ezek. xviii. 27, At
what time soever a sinner shall repent him of his sins from the bottom of
his heart, I will blot out all his wickedness out of my remembrance saith
the Lord.
Isaiah xliii. 25, I, even I, am He that put away thine iniquity
for mine own sake, and will not remember thy sins.
As a father
(saith
David Psal. ciii. 13) hath compassion on his children, so hath the Lord
compassion on them that fear him.
And will receive them again as the
prodigal son was entertained, Luke xv., if they shall so come with tears in
their eyes, and a penitent heart. Peccator agnoscat, Deus ignoscit. The
Lord is full of compassion and mercy, slow to anger, of great kindness,
Psal. ciii. 8. He will not always chide, neither keep His anger for ever,
9. As high as the heaven is above the earth, so great is His mercy towards
them that fear Him,
11. As far as the East is from the West, so far hath
He removed our sins from us,
12. Though Cain cry out in the anguish of his
soul, my punishment is greater than I can bear, 'tis not so; thou liest,
Cain (saith Austin), God's mercy is greater than thy sins. His mercy is
above all His works,
Psal. cxlv. 9, able to satisfy for all men's sins,
antilutron, 1 Tim. ii. 6. His mercy is a panacea, a balsam for an
afflicted soul, a sovereign medicine, an alexipharmacum for all sins, a
charm for the devil; his mercy was great to Solomon, to Manasseh, to Peter,
great to all offenders, and whosoever thou art, it may be so to thee. For
why should God bid us pray (as Austin infers) Deliver us from all evil,
nisi ipse misericors perseveraret, if He did not intend to help us? He
therefore that [6761]doubts of the remission of his sins, denies God's
mercy, and doth Him injury, saith Austin. Yea, but thou repliest, I am a
notorious sinner, mine offences are not so great as infinite. Hear
Fulgentius, [6762]God's invincible goodness cannot be overcome by sin, His
infinite mercy cannot be terminated by any: the multitude of His mercy is
equivalent to His magnitude.
Hear [6763]Chrysostom, Thy malice may be
measured, but God's mercy cannot be defined; thy malice is circumscribed,
His mercies infinite.
As a drop of water is to the sea, so are thy
misdeeds to His mercy: nay, there is no such proportion to be given; for
the sea, though great, yet may be measured, but God's mercy cannot be
circumscribed. Whatsoever thy sins be then in quantity or quality,
multitude or magnitude, fear them not, distrust not. I speak not this,
saith [6764]Chrysostom, to make thee secure and negligent, but to cheer
thee up.
Yea but, thou urgest again, I have little comfort of this which
is said, it concerns me not: Inanis poenitentia quam sequens culpa
coinquinat, 'tis to no purpose for me to repent, and to do worse than ever
I did before, to persevere in sin, and to return to my lusts as a dog to
his vomit, or a swine to the mire: [6765]to what end is it to ask
forgiveness of my sins, and yet daily to sin again and again, to do evil
out of a habit? I daily and hourly offend in thought, word, and deed, in a
relapse by mine own weakness and wilfulness: my bonus genius, my good
protecting angel is gone, I am fallen from that I was or would be, worse
and worse, my latter end is worse than my beginning:
Si quotidiae peccas,
quotidie, saith Chrysostom, poenitentiam age, if thou daily offend,
daily repent: [6766]if twice, thrice, a hundred, a hundred thousand times,
twice, thrice, a hundred thousand times repent.
As they do by an old house
that is out of repair, still mend some part or other; so do by thy soul,
still reform some vice, repair it by repentance, call to Him for grace, and
thou shalt have it; For we are freely justified by His grace,
Rom. iii.
24. If thine enemy repent, as our Saviour enjoined Peter, forgive him
seventy-seven times; and why shouldst thou think God will not forgive thee?
Why should the enormity of thy sins trouble thee? God can do it, he will do
it. My conscience
(saith [6767]Anselm) dictates to me that I deserve
damnation, my repentance will not suffice for satisfaction: but thy mercy,
O Lord, quite overcometh all my transgressions.
The gods once (as the
poets feign) with a gold chain would pull Jupiter out of heaven, but all
they together could not stir him, and yet he could draw and turn them as he
would himself; maugre all the force and fury of these infernal fiends, and
crying sins, His grace is sufficient.
Confer the debt and the payment;
Christ and Adam; sin, and the cure of it; the disease and the medicine;
confer the sick man to his physician, and thou shalt soon perceive that his
power is infinitely beyond it. God is better able, as [6768]Bernard
informeth us, to help, than sin to do us hurt; Christ is better able to
save, than the devil to destroy.
[6769]If he be a skilful Physician, as
Fulgentius adds, he can cure all diseases; if merciful, he will.
Non est
perfecta bonitas a qua non omnis malitia vincitur, His goodness is not
absolute and perfect, if it be not able to overcome all malice. Submit
thyself unto Him, as St. Austin adviseth, [6770]He knoweth best what he
doth; and be not so much pleased when he sustains thee, as patient when he
corrects thee; he is omnipotent, and can cure all diseases when he sees his
own time.
He looks down from heaven upon earth, that he may hear the
mourning of prisoners, and deliver the children of death,
Psal. cii. 19.
20. And though our sins be as red as scarlet, He can make them as white as
snow,
Isai. i. 18. Doubt not of this, or ask how it shall be done: He is
all-sufficient that promiseth; qui fecit mundum de immundo, saith
Chrysostom, he that made a fair world of nought, can do this and much more
for his part: do thou only believe, trust in him, rely on him, be penitent
and heartily sorry for thy sins. Repentance is a sovereign remedy for all
sins, a spiritual wing to rear us, a charm for our miseries, a protecting
amulet to expel sin's venom, an attractive loadstone to draw God's mercy
and graces unto us. [6771]Peccatum vulnus, poenitentia medicinam: sin made
the breach, repentance must help it; howsoever thine offence came, by
error, sloth, obstinacy, ignorance, exitur per poenitentiam, this is the
sole means to be relieved. [6772]Hence comes our hope of safety, by this
alone sinners are saved, God is provoked to mercy. This unlooseth all that
is bound, enlighteneth darkness, mends that is broken, puts life to that
which was desperately dying:
makes no respect of offences, or of persons.
[6773]This doth not repel a fornicator, reject a drunkard, resist a proud
fellow, turn away an idolater, but entertains all, communicates itself to
all.
Who persecuted the church more than Paul, offended more than Peter?
and yet by repentance (saith Curysologus) they got both Magisterium et
ministerium sanctitatis, the Magistery of holiness. The prodigal son went
far, but by repentance he came home at last. [6774]This alone will turn a
wolf into a sheep, make a publican a preacher, turn a thorn into an olive,
make a debauched fellow religious,
a blasphemer sing halleluja, make
Alexander the coppersmith truly devout, make a devil a saint. [6775]And him
that polluted his mouth with calumnies, lying, swearing, and filthy tunes
and tones, to purge his throat with divine Psalms.
Repentance will effect
prodigious cures, make a stupend metamorphosis. A hawk came into the ark,
and went out again a hawk; a lion came in, went out a lion; a bear, a bear;
a wolf, a wolf; but if a hawk came into this sacred temple of repentance,
he will go forth a dove
(saith [6776]Chrysostom), a wolf go out a sheep, a
lion a lamb. [6777]This gives sight to the blind, legs to the lame, cures
all diseases, confers grace, expels vice, inserts virtue, comforts and
fortifies the soul.
Shall I say, let thy sin be what it will, do but
repent, it is sufficient. [6778]Quem poenitet peccasse pene est innocens.
'Tis true indeed and all-sufficient this, they do confess, if they could
repent; but they are obdurate, they have cauterised consciences, they are
in a reprobate sense, they cannot think a good thought, they cannot hope
for grace, pray, believe, repent, or be sorry for their sins, they find no
grief for sin in themselves, but rather a delight, no groaning of spirit,
but are carried headlong to their own destruction, heaping wrath to
themselves against the day of wrath,
Rom. ii. 5. 'Tis a grievous case this
I do yield, and yet not to be despaired; God of his bounty and mercy calls
all to repentance, Rom. ii. 4, thou mayst be called at length, restored,
taken to His grace, as the thief upon the cross, at the last hour, as Mary
Magdalene and many other sinners have been, that were buried in sin. God
(saith [6779]Fulgentius) is delighted in the conversion of a sinner, he sets
no time;
prolixitas temporis Deo non praejudicat, aut gravitas peccati,
deferring of time or grievousness of sin, do not prejudicate his grace,
things past and to come are all one to Him, as present: 'tis never too late
to repent. [6780]This heaven of repentance is still open for all distressed
souls;
and howsoever as yet no signs appear, thou mayst repent in good
time. Hear a comfortable speech of St. Austin, [6781]Whatsoever thou shall
do, how great a sinner soever, thou art yet living; if God would not help
thee, he would surely take thee away; but in sparing thy life, he gives
thee leisure, and invites thee to repentance.
Howsoever as yet, I say,
thou perceivest no fruit, no feeling, findest no likelihood of it in
thyself, patiently abide the Lord's good leisure, despair not, or think
thou art a reprobate; He came to call sinners to repentance, Luke v. 32, of
which number thou art one; He came to call thee, and in his time will
surely call thee. And although as yet thou hast no inclination to pray, to
repent, thy faith be cold and dead, and thou wholly averse from all Divine
functions, yet it may revive, as trees are dead in winter, but flourish in
the spring! these virtues may lie hid in thee for the present, yet
hereafter show themselves, and peradventure already bud, howsoever thou
dost not perceive. 'Tis Satan's policy to plead against, suppress and
aggravate, to conceal those sparks of faith in thee. Thou dost not believe,
thou sayest, yet thou wouldst believe if thou couldst, 'tis thy desire to
believe; then pray, [6782]Lord help mine unbelief:
and hereafter thou
shall certainly believe: [6783]Dabitur sitienti, it shall be given to him
that thirsteth. Thou canst not yet repent, hereafter thou shall; a black
cloud of sin as yet obnubilates thy soul, terrifies thy conscience, but
this cloud may conceive a rainbow at the last, and be quite dissipated by
repentance. Be of good cheer; a child is rational in power, not in act; and
so art thou penitent in affection, though not yet in action. 'Tis thy
desire to please God, to be heartily sorry; comfort thyself, no time is
overpast, 'tis never too late. A desire to repent is repentance itself,
though not in nature, yet in God's acceptance; a willing mind is
sufficient. Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after righteousness,
Matt. v. 6. He that is destitute of God's grace, and wisheth for it, shall
have it. The Lord
(saith David, Psal. x. 17) will hear the desire of the
poor,
that is, such as are in distress of body and mind. 'Tis true thou
canst not as yet grieve for thy sin, thou hast no feeling of faith, I
yield; yet canst thou grieve thou dost not grieve? It troubles thee, I am
sure, thine heart should be so impenitent and hard, thou wouldst have it
otherwise; 'tis thy desire to grieve, to repent, and to believe. Thou
lovest God's children and saints in the meantime, hatest them not,
persecutest them not, but rather wishest thyself a true professor, to be as
they are, as thou thyself hast been heretofore; which is an evident token
thou art in no such desperate case. 'Tis a good sign of thy conversion, thy
sins are pardonable, thou art, or shalt surely be reconciled. The Lord is
near them that are of a contrite heart,
Luke iv. 18. [6784]A true desire of
mercy in the want of mercy, is mercy itself; a desire of grace in the want
of grace, is grace itself; a constant and earnest desire to believe,
repent, and to be reconciled to God, if it be in a touched heart, is an
acceptation of God, a reconciliation, faith and repentance itself. For it
is not thy faith and repentance, as [6785]Chrysostom truly teacheth, that is
available, but God's mercy that is annexed to it, He accepts the will for
the deed: so that I conclude, to feel in ourselves the want of grace, and
to be grieved for it, is grace itself. I am troubled with fear my sins are
not forgiven, Careless objects: but Bradford answers they are; For God
hath given thee a penitent and believing heart, that is, a heart which
desireth to repent and believe; for such an one is taken of him (he
accepting the will for the deed) for a truly penitent and believing heart.
All this is true thou repliest, but yet it concerns not thee, 'tis verified in ordinary offenders, in common sins, but thine are of a higher strain, even against the Holy Ghost himself, irremissible sins, sins of the first magnitude, written with a pen of iron, engraven with a point of a diamond. Thou art worse than a pagan, infidel, Jew, or Turk, for thou art an apostate and more, thou hast voluntarily blasphemed, renounced God and all religion, thou art worse than Judas himself, or they that crucified Christ: for they did offend out of ignorance, but thou hast thought in thine heart there is no God. Thou hast given thy soul to the devil, as witches and conjurors do, explicite and implicite, by compact, band and obligation (a desperate, a fearful case) to satisfy thy lust, or to be revenged of thine enemies, thou didst never pray, come to church, hear, read, or do any divine duties with any devotion, but for formality and fashion's sake, with a kind of reluctance, 'twas troublesome and painful to thee to perform any such thing, praeter voluntatem, against thy will. Thou never mad'st any conscience of lying, swearing, bearing false witness, murder, adultery, bribery, oppression, theft, drunkenness, idolatry, but hast ever done all duties for fear of punishment, as they were most advantageous, and to thine own ends, and committed all such notorious sins, with an extraordinary delight, hating that thou shouldst love, and loving that thou shouldst hate. Instead of faith, fear and love of God, repentance, &c., blasphemous thoughts have been ever harboured in his mind, even against God himself, the blessed Trinity; the [6786]Scripture false, rude, harsh, immethodical: heaven, hell, resurrection, mere toys and fables, [6787]incredible, impossible, absurd, vain, ill contrived; religion, policy, and human invention, to keep men in obedience, or for profit, invented by priests and lawgivers to that purpose. If there be any such supreme power, he takes no notice of our doings, hears not our prayers, regardeth them not, will not, cannot help, or else he is partial, an excepter of persons, author of sin, a cruel, a destructive God, to create our souls, and destinate them to eternal damnation, to make us worse than our dogs and horses, why doth he not govern things better, protect good men, root out wicked livers? why do they prosper and flourish? as she raved in the [6788]tragedy—pellices caelum tenent, there they shine, Suasque Perseus aureas stellas habet, where is his providence? how appears it?
These are abominable, unspeakable offences, and most opposite to God,
tentationes foedae, et impiae, yet in this case, he or they that shall be
tempted and so affected, must know, that no man living is free from such
thoughts in part, or at some times, the most divine spirits have been so
tempted in some sort, evil custom, omission of holy exercises, ill company,
idleness, solitariness, melancholy, or depraved nature, and the devil is
still ready to corrupt, trouble, and divert our souls, to suggest such
blasphemous thoughts into our fantasies, ungodly, profane, monstrous and
wicked conceits: If they come from Satan, they are more speedy, fearful and
violent, the parties cannot avoid them: they are more frequent, I say, and
monstrous when they come; for the devil he is a spirit, and hath means and
opportunities to mingle himself with our spirits, and sometimes more slyly,
sometimes more abruptly and openly, to suggest such devilish thoughts into
our hearts; he insults and domineers in melancholy distempered fantasies
and persons especially; melancholy is balneum, diaboli, as Serapio holds,
the devil's bath, and invites him to come to it. As a sick man frets, raves
in his fits, speaks and doth he knows not what, the devil violently compels
such crazed souls to think such damned thoughts against their wills, they
cannot but do it; sometimes more continuate, or by fits, he takes his
advantage, as the subject is less able to resist, he aggravates,
extenuates, affirms, denies, damns, confounds the spirits, troubles heart,
brain, humours, organs, senses, and wholly domineers in their imaginations.
If they proceed from themselves, such thoughts, they are remiss and
moderate, not so violent and monstrous, not so frequent. The devil commonly
suggests things opposite to nature, opposite to God and his word, impious,
absurd, such as a man would never of himself, or could not conceive, they
strike terror and horror into the parties' own hearts. For if he or they be
asked whether they do approve of such like thoughts or no, they answer (and
their own souls truly dictate as much) they abhor them as much as hell and
the devil himself, they would fain think otherwise if they could; he hath
thought otherwise, and with all his soul desires so to think again; he doth
resist, and hath some good motions intermixed now and then: so that such
blasphemous, impious, unclean thoughts, are not his own, but the devil's;
they proceed not from him, but from a crazed phantasy, distempered humours,
black fumes which offend his brain: [6792]they are thy crosses, the devil's
sins, and he shall answer for them, he doth enforce thee to do that which
thou dost abhor, and didst never give consent to: and although he hath
sometimes so slyly set upon thee, and so far prevailed, as to make thee in
some sort to assent to such wicked thoughts, to delight in, yet they have
not proceeded from a confirmed will in thee, but are of that nature which
thou dost afterwards reject and abhor. Therefore be not overmuch troubled
and dismayed with such kind of suggestions, at least if they please thee
not, because they are not thy personal sins, for which thou shalt incur the
wrath of God, or his displeasure: contemn, neglect them, let them go as
they come, strive not too violently, or trouble thyself too much, but as
our Saviour said to Satan in like case, say thou, avoid Satan, I detest
thee and them. Satanae est mala ingerere (saith Austin) nostrum non
consentire: as Satan labours to suggest, so must we strive not to give
consent, and it will be sufficient: the more anxious and solicitous thou
art, the more perplexed, the more thou shalt otherwise be troubled and
entangled. Besides, they must know this, all so molested and distempered,
that although these be most execrable and grievous sins, they are
pardonable yet, through God's mercy and goodness, they may be forgiven, if
they be penitent and sorry for them. Paul himself confesseth, Rom. xvii.
19. He did not the good he would do, but the evil which he would not do;
'tis not I, but sin that dwelleth in me.
'Tis not thou, but Satan's
suggestions, his craft and subtlety, his malice: comfort thyself then if
thou be penitent and grieved, or desirous to be so, these heinous sins
shall not be laid to thy charge; God's mercy is above all sins, which if
thou do not finally contemn, without doubt thou shalt be saved. [6793]No
man sins against the Holy Ghost, but he that wilfully and finally
renounceth Christ, and contemneth him and his word to the last, without
which there is no salvation, from which grievous sin, God of his infinite
mercy deliver us.
Take hold of this to be thy comfort, and meditate withal
on God's word, labour to pray, to repent, to be renewed in mind, keep
thine heart with all diligence.
Prov. iv. 13, resist the devil, and he
will fly from thee, pour out thy soul unto the Lord with sorrowful Hannah,
pray continually,
as Paul enjoins, and as David did, Psalm i. meditate
on his law day and night.
Yea, but this meditation is that mars all, and mistaken makes many men far
worse, misconceiving all they read or hear, to their own overthrow; the
more they search and read Scriptures, or divine treatises, the more they
puzzle themselves, as a bird in a net, the more they are entangled and
precipitated into this preposterous gulf: Many are called, but few are
chosen,
Matt. xx. 16. and xxii. 14. with such like places of Scripture
misinterpreted strike them with horror, they doubt presently whether they
be of this number or no: God's eternal decree of predestination, absolute
reprobation, and such fatal tables, they form to their own ruin, and
impinge upon this rock of despair. How shall they be assured of their
salvation, by what signs? If the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall
the ungodly and sinners appear?
1 Pet. iv. 18. Who knows, saith Solomon,
whether he be elect? This grinds their souls, how shall they discern they
are not reprobates? But I say again, how shall they discern they are? From
the devil can be no certainty, for he is a liar from the beginning; if he
suggests any such thing, as too frequently he doth, reject him as a
deceiver, an enemy of human kind, dispute not with him, give no credit to
him, obstinately refuse him, as St. Anthony did in the wilderness, whom the
devil set upon in several shapes, or as the collier did, so do thou by him.
For when the devil tempted him with the weakness of his faith, and told him
he could not be saved, as being ignorant in the principles of religion, and
urged him moreover to know what he believed, what he thought of such and
such points and mysteries: the collier told him, he believed as the church
did; but what (said the devil again) doth the church believe? as I do (said
the collier); and what's that thou believest? as the church doth, &c., when
the devil could get no other answer, he left him. If Satan summon thee to
answer, send him to Christ: he is thy liberty, thy protector against cruel
death, raging sin, that roaring lion, he is thy righteousness, thy Saviour,
and thy life. Though he say, thou art not of the number of the elect, a
reprobate, forsaken of God, hold thine own still, hic murus aheneus esto,
let this be as a bulwark, a brazen wall to defend thee, stay thyself in
that certainty of faith; let that be thy comfort, Christ will protect thee,
vindicate thee, thou art one of his flock, he will triumph over the law,
vanquish death, overcome the devil, and destroy hell. If he say thou art
none of the elect, no believer, reject him, defy him, thou hast thought
otherwise, and mayst so be resolved again; comfort thyself; this
persuasion cannot come from the devil, and much less can it be grounded
from thyself? men are liars, and why shouldst thou distrust? A denying
Peter, a persecuting Paul, an adulterous cruel David, have been received;
an apostate Solomon may be converted; no sin at all but impenitency, can
give testimony of final reprobation. Why shouldst thou then distrust,
misdoubt thyself, upon what ground, what suspicion? This opinion alone of
particularity? Against that, and for the certainty of election and
salvation on the other side, see God's good will toward men, hear how
generally his grace is proposed to him, and him, and them, each man in
particular, and to all. 1 Tim. ii. 4. God will that all men be saved, and
come to the knowledge of the truth.
'Tis a universal promise, God sent
not his son into the world to condemn the world, but that through him the
world might be saved.
John iii. 17. He that acknowledged himself a man in
the world, must likewise acknowledge he is of that number that is to be
saved.
Ezek. xxxiii. 11, I will not the death of a sinner, but that he
repent and live:
But thou art a sinner; therefore he will not thy death.
This is the will of him that sent me, that every man that believeth in the
Son, should have everlasting life.
John vi. 40. He would have no man
perish, but all come to repentance,
2 Pet. iii. 9. Besides, remission of
sins is to be preached, not to a few, but universally to all men, Go
therefore and tell all nations, baptising them,
&c. Matt. xxviii. 19. Go
into all the world, and preach the Gospel to every creature,
Mark xvi. 15.
Now there cannot be contradictory wills in God, he will have all saved, and
not all, how can this stand together? be secure then, believe, trust in
him, hope well and be saved. Yea, that's the main matter, how shall I
believe or discern my security from carnal presumption? my faith is weak
and faint, I want those signs and fruits of sanctification, [6794]sorrow for
sin, thirsting for grace, groanings of the spirit, love of Christians as
Christians, avoiding occasion of sin, endeavour of new obedience, charity,
love of God, perseverance. Though these signs be languishing in thee, and
not seated in thine heart, thou must not therefore be dejected or
terrified; the effects of the faith and spirit are not yet so fully felt in
thee; conclude not therefore thou art a reprobate, or doubt of thine
election, because the elect themselves are without them, before their
conversion. Thou mayst in the Lord's good time be converted; some are
called at the eleventh hour. Use, I say, the means of thy conversion,
expect the Lord's leisure, if not yet called, pray thou mayst be, or at
least wish and desire thou. mayst be.
Notwithstanding all this which might be said to this effect, to ease their
afflicted minds, what comfort our best divines can afford in this case,
Zanchius, Beza, &c. This furious curiosity, needless speculation, fruitless
meditation about election, reprobation, free will, grace, such places of
Scripture preposterously conceived, torment still, and crucify the souls of
too many, and set all the world together by the ears. To avoid which
inconveniences, and to settle their distressed minds, to mitigate those
divine aphorisms, (though in another extreme some) our late Arminians have
revived that plausible doctrine of universal grace, which many fathers, our
late Lutheran and modern papists do still maintain, that we have free will
of ourselves, and that grace is common to all that will believe. Some
again, though less orthodoxal, will have a far greater part saved than
shall be damned, (as [6795]Caelius Secundus stiffly maintains in his book,
De amplitudine regni coelestis, or some impostor under his name)
beatorum numerus multo major quam damnatorum. [6796]He calls that other
tenet of special [6797]election and reprobation, a prejudicate, envious and
malicious opinion, apt to draw all men to desperation. Many are called, few
chosen,
&c. He opposeth some opposite parts of Scripture to it, Christ
came into the world to save sinners,
&c. And four especial arguments he
produceth, one from God's power. If more be damned than saved, he
erroneously concludes, [6798]the devil hath the greater sovereignty! for
what is power but to protect? and majesty consists in multitude. If the
devil have the greater part, where is his mercy, where is his power? how is
he Deus Optimus Maximus, misericors? &c., where is his greatness, where
his goodness?
He proceeds, [6799]We account him a murderer that is
accessory only, or doth not help when he can; which may not be supposed of
God without great offence, because he may do what he will, and is otherwise
accessory, and the author of sin. The nature of good is to be communicated,
God is good, and will not then be contracted in his goodness: for how is he
the father of mercy and comfort, if his good concern but a few? O envious
and unthankful men to think otherwise! [6800]Why should we pray to God that
are Gentiles, and thank him for his mercies and benefits, that hath damned
us all innocuous for Adam's offence, one man's offence, one small offence,
eating of an apple? why should we acknowledge him for our governor that
hath wholly neglected the salvation of our souls, contemned us, and sent no
prophets or instructors to teach us, as he hath done to the Hebrews?
So
Julian the apostate objects. Why should these Christians (Caelius urgeth)
reject us and appropriate God unto themselves, Deum illum suum unicum,
&c. But to return to our forged Caelius. At last he comes to that, he will
have those saved that never heard of, or believed in Christ, ex puris
naturalibus, with the Pelagians, and proves it out of Origen and others.
They
(saith [6801]Origen) that never heard God's word, are to be excused for
their ignorance; we may not think God will be so hard, angry, cruel or
unjust as to condemn any man indicta causa.
They alone (he holds) are in
the state of damnation that refuse Christ's mercy and grace, when it is
offered. Many worthy Greeks and Romans, good moral honest men, that kept
the law of nature, did to others as they would be done to themselves, as
certainly saved, he concludes, as they were that lived uprightly before the
law of Moses. They were acceptable in. God's sight, as Job was, the Magi,
the queen of Sheba, Darius of Persia, Socrates, Aristides, Cato, Curius,
Tully, Seneca, and many other philosophers, upright livers, no matter of
what religion, as Cornelius, out of any nation, so that he live honestly,
call on God, trust in him, fear him, he shall be saved. This opinion was
formerly maintained by the Valentinian and Basiledian heretics, revived of
late in [6802]Turkey, of what sect Rustan Bassa was patron, defended by
[6803]Galeatius [6804]Erasmus, by Zuinglius in exposit. fidei ad Regem
Galliae, whose tenet Bullinger vindicates, and Gualter approves in a just
apology with many arguments. There be many Jesuits that follow these
Calvinists in this behalf, Franciscus Buchsius Moguntinus, Andradius
Consil. Trident, many schoolmen that out of the 1 Rom. v. 18. 19. are
verily persuaded that those good works of the Gentiles did so far please
God, that they might vitam aeternam promereri, and be saved in the end.
Sesellius, and Benedictus Justinianus in his comment on the first of the
Romans, Mathias Ditmarsh the politician, with many others, hold a
mediocrity, they may be salute non indigni but they will not absolutely
decree it. Hofmannus, a Lutheran professor of Helmstad, and many of his
followers, with most of our church, and papists, are stiff against it.
Franciscus Collius hath fully censured all opinions in his Five Books, de
Paganorum animabus post mortem, and amply dilated this question, which
whoso will may peruse. But to return to my author, his conclusion is, that
not only wicked livers, blasphemers, reprobates, and such as reject God's
grace, but that the devils themselves shall be saved at last,
as
[6805]Origen himself long since delivered in his works, and our late
[6806]Socinians defend, Ostorodius, cap. 41. institut. Smaltius, &c. Those
terms of all and for ever in Scripture, are not eternal, but only denote a
longer time, which by many examples they prove. The world shall end like a
comedy, and we shall meet at last in heaven, and live in bliss altogether,
or else in conclusion, in nihil evanescere. For how can he be merciful
that shall condemn any creature to eternal unspeakable punishment, for one
small temporary fault, all posterity, so many myriads for one and another
man's offence, quid meruistis oves? But these absurd paradoxes are
exploded by our church, we teach otherwise. That this vocation,
predestination, election, reprobation, non ex corrupta massa, praeviso,
fide, as our Arminians, or ex praevisis operibus, as our papists, non ex
praeteritione, but God's absolute decree ante mundum creatum, (as many of
our church hold) was from the beginning, before the foundation of the world
was laid, or homo conditus, (or from Adam's fall, as others will, homo
lapsus objectum est reprobationis) with perseverantia sanctorum, we must
be certain of our salvation, we may fall but not finally, which our
Arminians will not admit. According to his immutable, eternal, just decree
and counsel of saving men and angels, God calls all, and would have all to
be saved according to the efficacy of vocation: all are invited, but only
the elect apprehended: the rest that are unbelieving, impenitent, whom God
in his just judgment leaves to be punished for their sins, are in a
reprobate sense; yet we must not determine who are such, condemn ourselves
or others, because we have a universal invitation; all are commanded to
believe, and we know not how soon or how late our end may be received. I
might have said more of this subject; but forasmuch as it is a forbidden
question, and in the preface or declaration to the articles of the church,
printed 1633, to avoid factions and altercations, we that are university
divines especially, are prohibited all curious search, to print or preach,
or draw the article aside by our own sense and comments upon pain of
ecclesiastical censure.
I will surcease, and conclude with [6807]Erasmus of
such controversies: Pugnet qui volet, ego censeo leges majorum reverenter
suscipiendas, et religiose observandas, velut a Deo profectas; nec esse
tutum, nec esse pium, de potestate publica sinistram concipere aut serere
suspicionem. Et siquid est tyrannidis, quod tamen non cogat ad impietatem,
satius est ferre, quam seditiose reluctari.
But to my former task. The last main torture and trouble of a distressed
mind, is not so much this doubt of election, and that the promises of grace
are smothered and extinct in them, nay quite blotted out, as they suppose,
but withal God's heavy wrath, a most intolerable pain and grief of heart
seizeth on them: to their thinking they are already damned, they suffer the
pains of hell, and more than possibly can be expressed, they smell
brimstone, talk familiarly with devils, hear and see chimeras, prodigious,
uncouth shapes, bears, owls, antiques, black dogs, fiends, hideous
outcries, fearful noises, shrieks, lamentable complaints, they are
possessed, [6808]and through impatience they roar and howl, curse,
blaspheme, deny God, call his power in question, abjure religion, and are
still ready to offer violence unto themselves, by hanging, drowning, &c.
Never any miserable wretch from the beginning of the world was in such a
woeful case. To such persons I oppose God's mercy and his justice; Judicia
Dei occulta, non injusta: his secret counsel and just judgment, by which
he spares some, and sore afflicts others again in this life; his judgment
is to be adored, trembled at, not to be searched or inquired after by
mortal men: he hath reasons reserved to himself, which our frailty cannot
apprehend. He may punish all if he will, and that justly for sin; in that
he doth it in some, is to make a way for his mercy that they repent and be
saved, to heal them, to try them, exercise their patience, and make them
call upon him, to confess their sins and pray unto him, as David did, Psalm
cxix. 137. Righteous art thou, O Lord, and just are thy judgments.
As the
poor publican, Luke xviii. 13. Lord have mercy upon me a miserable
sinner.
To put confidence and have an assured hope in him, as Job had,
xiii. 15. Though he kill me I will trust In him:
Ure, seca, occide O
Domine, (saith Austin) modo serves animam, kill, cut in pieces, burn my
body (O Lord) to save my soul. A small sickness; one lash of affliction, a
little misery, many times will more humiliate a man, sooner convert, bring
him home to know himself, than all those paraenetical discourses, the whole
theory of philosophy, law, physic, and divinity, or a world of instances
and examples. So that this, which they take to be such an insupportable
plague, is an evident sign of God's mercy and justice, of His love and
goodness: periissent nisi periissent, had they not thus been undone, they
had finally been undone. Many a carnal man is lulled asleep in perverse
security, foolish presumption, is stupefied in his sins, and hath no
feeling at all of them: I have sinned
(he saith) and what evil shall come
unto me,
Eccles. v. 4, and Tush, how shall God know it?
and so in a
reprobate sense goes down to hell. But here, Cynthius aurem vellit, God
pulls them by the ear, by affliction, he will bring them to heaven and
happiness; Blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be comforted,
Matt. v. 4, a blessed and a happy state, if considered aright, it is, to be
so troubled. It is good for me that I have been afflicted,
Psal. cxix.
before I was afflicted I went astray, but now I keep Thy word.
Tribulation works patience, patience hope,
Rom. v. 4, and by such like
crosses and calamities we are driven from the stake of security. So that
affliction is a school or academy, wherein the best scholars are prepared
to the commencements of the Deity. And though it be most troublesome and
grievous for the time, yet know this, it comes by God's permission and
providence; He is a spectator of thy groans and tears, still present with
thee, the very hairs of thy head are numbered, not one of them can fall to
the ground without the express will of God: he will not suffer thee to be
tempted above measure, he corrects us all, [6809]numero, pondere, et
mensura, the Lord will not quench the smoking flax, or break the bruised
reed, Tentat (saith Austin) non ut obruat, sed ut coronet he suffers
thee to be tempted for thy good. And as a mother doth handle her child sick
and weak, not reject it, but with all tenderness observe and keep it, so
doth God by us, not forsake us in our miseries, or relinquish us for our
imperfections, but with all pity and compassion support and receive us;
whom he loves, he loves to the end. Rom. viii. Whom He hath elected, those
He hath called, justified, sanctified, and glorified.
Think not then thou
hast lost the Spirit, that thou art forsaken of God, be not overcome with
heaviness of heart, but as David said, I will not fear though I walk in
the shadows of death.
We must all go, non a deliciis ad delicias,
[6810]but from the cross to the crown, by hell to heaven, as the old Romans
put Virtue's temple in the way to that of Honour; we must endure sorrow and
misery in this life. 'Tis no new thing this, God's best servants and
dearest children have been so visited and tried. Christ in the garden cried
out, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
His son by nature, as
thou art by adoption and grace. Job, in his anguish, said, The arrows of
the Almighty God were in him,
Job vi. 4. His terrors fought against him,
the venom drank up his spirit,
cap. xiii. 26. He saith, God was his
enemy, writ bitter things against him
(xvi. 9.) hated him.
His heavy wrath
had so seized on his soul. David complains, his eyes were eaten up, sunk
into his head,
Ps. vi. 7, his moisture became as the drought in summer,
his flesh was consumed, his bones vexed:
yet neither Job nor David did
finally despair. Job would not leave his hold, but still trust in Him,
acknowledging Him to be his good God. The Lord gives, the Lord takes,
blessed be the name of the Lord,
Job. i. 21. Behold I am vile, I abhor
myself, repent in dust and ashes,
Job xxxix. 37. David humbled himself,
Psal. xxxi. and upon his confession received mercy. Faith, hope,
repentance, are the sovereign cures and remedies, the sole comforts in this
case; confess, humble thyself, repent, it is sufficient. Quod purpura non
potest, saccus potest, saith Chrysostom; the king of Nineveh's sackcloth
and ashes did that which his purple robes and crown could not effect;
Quod diadema non potuit, cinis perfecit. Turn to Him, he will turn to
thee; the Lord is near those that are of a contrite heart, and will save
such as be afflicted in spirit, Ps. xxxiv. 18. He came to the lost sheep
of Israel,
Matt. xv. 14. Si cadentem intuetur, clementiae manum
protendit, He is at all times ready to assist. Nunquam spernit Deus
Poenitentiam si sincere et simpliciter offeratur, He never rejects a
penitent sinner, though he have come to the full height of iniquity,
wallowed and delighted in sin; yet if he will forsake his former ways,
libenter amplexatur, He will receive him. Parcam huic homini, saith
[6811]Austin, (ex persona Dei) quia sibi ipsi non pepercit; ignoscam quia
peccatum agnovit. I will spare him because he hath not spared himself; I
will pardon him because he doth acknowledge his offence: let it be never so
enormous a sin, His grace is sufficient,
2 Cor. xii. 9. Despair not then,
faint not at all, be not dejected, but rely on God, call on him an thy
trouble, and he will hear thee, he will assist, help, and deliver thee:
Draw near to Him, he will draw near to thee,
James iv. 8. Lazarus was
poor and full of boils, and yet still he relied upon God, Abraham did hope
beyond hope.
Thou exceptest, these were chief men, divine spirits, Deo cari, beloved
of God, especially respected; but I am a contemptible and forlorn wretch,
forsaken of God, and left to the merciless fury of evil spirits. I cannot
hope, pray, repent, &c. How often shall I say it? thou mayst perform all
those duties, Christian offices, and be restored in good time. A sick man
loseth his appetite, strength and ability, his disease prevaileth so far,
that all his faculties are spent, hand and foot perform not their duties,
his eyes are dim, hearing dull, tongue distastes things of pleasant relish,
yet nature lies hid, recovereth again, and expelleth all those feculent
matters by vomit, sweat, or some such like evacuations. Thou art
spiritually sick, thine heart is heavy, thy mind distressed, thou mayst
happily recover again, expel those dismal passions of fear and grief; God
did not suffer thee to be tempted above measure; whom he loves (I say) he
loves to the end; hope the best. David in his misery prayed to the Lord,
remembering how he had formerly dealt with him; and with that meditation of
God's mercy confirmed his faith, and pacified his own tumultuous heart in
his greatest agony. O my soul, why art thou so disquieted within me,
&c.
Thy soul is eclipsed for a time, I yield, as the sun is shadowed by a
cloud; no doubt but those gracious beams of God's mercy will shine upon
thee again, as they have formerly done: those embers of faith, hope and
repentance, now buried in ashes, will flame out afresh, and be fully
revived. Want of faith, no feeling of grace for the present, are not fit
directions; we must live by faith, not by feeling; 'tis the beginning of
grace to wish for grace: we must expect and tarry. David, a man after God's
own heart, was so troubled himself; Awake, why sleepest thou? O Lord,
arise, cast me not off; wherefore hidest thou thy face, and forgettest mine
affliction and oppression? My soul is bowed down to the dust. Arise, redeem
us,
&c., Ps. xliv. 22. He prayed long before he was heard, expectans
expectavit; endured much before he was relieved. Psal. lxix. 3, he
complains, I am weary of crying, and my throat is dry, mine eyes fail,
whilst I wait on the Lord;
and yet he perseveres. Be not dismayed, thou
shalt be respected at last. God often works by contrarieties, he first
kills and then makes alive, he woundeth first and then healeth, he makes
man sow in tears that he may reap in joy; 'tis God's method: he that is so
visited, must with patience endure and rest satisfied for the present. The
paschal lamb was eaten with sour herbs; we shall feel no sweetness of His
blood, till we first feel the smart of our sins. Thy pains are great,
intolerable for the time; thou art destitute of grace and comfort, stay the
Lord's leisure, he will not (I say) suffer thee to be tempted above that
thou art able to bear, 1 Cor. x. 13. but will give an issue to temptation.
He works all for the best to them that love God, Rom. viii. 28. Doubt not
of thine election, it is an immutable decree; a mark never to be defaced:
you have been otherwise, you may and shall be. And for your present
affliction, hope the best, it will shortly end. He is present with his
servants in their affliction,
Ps. xci. 15. Great are the troubles of the
righteous, but the Lord delivereth them out of all,
Ps. xxxiv. 19. Our
light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh in us an eternal
weight of glory,
2. Cor. iv. 18. Not answerable to that glory which is to
come; though now in heaviness,
saith 1 Pet. i. 6, you shall rejoice.
Now last of all to those external impediments, terrible objects, which they
hear and see many times, devils, bugbears, and mormeluches, noisome smells,
&c. These may come, as I have formerly declared in my precedent discourse
of the Symptoms of Melancholy, from inward causes; as a concave glass
reflects solid bodies, a troubled brain for want of sleep, nutriment, and
by reason of that agitation of spirits to which Hercules de Saxonia
attributes all symptoms almost, may reflect and show prodigious shapes, as
our vain fear and crazed phantasy shall suggest and feign, as many silly
weak women and children in the dark, sick folks, and frantic for want of
repast and sleep, suppose they see that they see not: many times such
terriculaments may proceed from natural causes, and all other senses may
be deluded. Besides, as I have said, this humour is balneum diaboli, the
devil's bath, by reason of the distemper of humours, and infirm organs in
us: he may so possess us inwardly to molest us, as he did Saul and others,
by God's permission: he is prince of the air, and can transform himself
into several shapes, delude all our senses for a time, but his power is
determined, he may terrify us, but not hurt; God hath given His angels
charge over us, He is a wall round about his people,
Psal. xci. 11, 12.
There be those that prescribe physic in such cases, 'tis God's instrument
and not unfit. The devil works by mediation of humours, and mixed diseases
must have mixed remedies. Levinus Lemnius cap. 57 & 58, exhort. ad
vit. ep. instit. is very copious on this subject, besides that chief
remedy of confidence in God, prayer, hearty repentance, &c., of which for
your comfort and instruction, read Lavater de spectris part. 3. cap. 5.
and 6. Wierus de praestigiis daemonum lib. 5. to Philip Melancthon, and
others, and that Christian armour which Paul prescribes; he sets down
certain amulets, herbs, and precious stones, which have marvellous virtues
all, profligandis daemonibus, to drive away devils and their illusions.
Sapphires, chrysolites, carbuncles, &c. Quae mira virtute pollent ad
lemures, stryges, incubos, genios aereos arcendos, si veterum monumentis
habenda fides. Of herbs, he reckons us pennyroyal, rue, mint, angelica,
peony: Rich. Argentine de praestigiis daemonum, cap. 20, adds, hypericon
or St. John's wort, perforata herba, which by a divine virtue drives away
devils, and is therefore fuga daemonum: all which rightly used by their
suffitus, Daemonum vexationibus obsistunt, afflictas mentes a daemonibus
relevant, et venenatis Jiimis, expel devils themselves, and all devilish
illusions. Anthony Musa, the Emperor Augustus, his physician, cap. 6, de
Betonia, approves of betony to this purpose; [6812]the ancients used
therefore to plant it in churchyards, because it was held to be an holy
herb and good against fearful visions, did secure such places as it grew
in, and sanctified those persons that carried it about them. Idem fere
Mathiolus in dioscoridem. Others commend accurate music, so Saul was
helped by David's harp. Fires to be made in such rooms where spirits haunt,
good store of lights to be set up, odours, perfumes, and suffumigations, as
the angel taught Tobias, of brimstone and bitumen, thus, myrrh, briony
root, with many such simples which Wecker hath collected, lib. 15, de
secretis, cap. 15. ♃ sulphuris drachmam unam, recoquatur in vitis albae,
aqua, ut dilutius sit sulphur; detur aegro: nam daemones sunt morbi (saith
Rich. Argentine, lib. de praestigiis daemonum, cap. ult.) Vigetus hath a
far larger receipt to this purpose, which the said Wecker cites out of
Wierus, ♃ sulphuris, vini, bituminis, opoponacis, galbani, castorei,
&c. Why sweet perfumes, fires and so many lights should be used in such
places, Ernestus Burgravius Lucerna vitae, et mortis, and Fortunius
Lycetus assigns this cause, quod his boni genii provocentur, mali
arceaniur; because good spirits are well pleased with, but evil abhor
them!
And therefore those old Gentiles, present Mahometans, and Papists
have continual lamps burning in their churches all day and all night,
lights at funerals and in their graves; lucernae ardentes ex auro
liquefacto for many ages to endure (saith Lazius), ne daemones corpus
laedant; lights ever burning as those vestal virgins. Pythonissae maintained
heretofore, with many such, of which read Tostatus in 2 Reg. cap. 6.
quaest. 43, Thyreus, cap. 57, 58, 62, &c. de locis infestis, Pictorius
Isagog. de daemonibus, &c., see more in them. Cardan would have the party
affected wink altogether in such a case, if he see aught that offends him,
or cut the air with a sword in such places they walk and abide; gladiis
enim et lanceis terrentur, shoot a pistol at them, for being aerial bodies
(as Caelius Rhodiginus, lib. 1. cap. 29. Tertullian, Origen, Psellas,
and many hold), if stroken, they feel pain. Papists commonly enjoin and
apply crosses, holy water, sanctified beads, amulets, music, ringing of
bells, for to that end are they consecrated, and by them baptised,
characters, counterfeit relics, so many masses, peregrinations, oblations,
adjurations, and what not? Alexander Albertinus a, Rocha, Petrus Thyreus,
and Hieronymus Mengus, with many other pontificial writers, prescribe and
set down several forms of exorcisms, as well to houses possessed with
devils, as to demoniacal persons; but I am of [6813]Lemnius's mind, 'tis
but damnosa adjuratio, aut potius ludificatio, a mere mockery, a
counterfeit charm, to no purpose, they are fopperies and fictions, as that
absurd [6814]story is amongst the rest, of a penitent woman seduced by a
magician in France, at St. Bawne, exorcised by Domphius, Michaelis, and a
company of circumventing friars. If any man (saith Lemnius) will attempt
such a thing, without all those juggling circumstances, astrological
elections of time, place, prodigious habits, fustian, big, sesquipedal
words, spells, crosses, characters, which exorcists ordinarily use, let him
follow the example of Peter and John, that without any ambitious swelling
terms, cured a lame man. Acts iii. In the name of Christ Jesus rise and
walk.
His name alone is the best and only charm against all such
diabolical illusions, so doth Origen advise: and so Chrysostom, Haec erit
tibi baculus, haec turris inexpugnabilis, haec armatura. Nos quid ad haec
dicemus, plures fortasse expectabunt, saith St. Austin. Many men will
desire my counsel and opinion what is to be done in this behalf; I can say
no more, quam ut vera fide, quae per dilectionem operatur, ad Deum unum
fugiamus, let them fly to God alone for help. Athanasius in his book, De
variis quaest. prescribes as a present charm against devils, the beginning
of the lxvii. Psalm. Exurgat Deus, dissipentur inimici, &c. But the best
remedy is to fly to God, to call on him, hope, pray, trust, rely on him, to
commit ourselves wholly to him. What the practice of the primitive church
was in this behalf, Et quis daemonia ejiciendi modus, read Wierus at
large, lib. 5. de Cura. Lam. meles. cap. 38. et deinceps.
Last of all: if the party affected shall certainly know this malady to have
proceeded from too much fasting, meditation, precise life, contemplation of
God's judgments (for the devil deceives many by such means), in that other
extreme he circumvents melancholy itself, reading some books, treatises,
hearing rigid preachers, &c. If he shall perceive that it hath begun first
from some great loss, grievous accident, disaster, seeing others in like
case, or any such terrible object, let him speedily remove the cause, which
to the cure of this disease Navarras so much commends, [6815]avertat
cogitationem a re scrupulosa, by all opposite means, art, and industry,
let him laxare animum, by all honest recreations, refresh and recreate
his distressed soul;
let him direct his thoughts, by himself and other of
his friends. Let him read no more such tracts or subjects, hear no more
such fearful tones, avoid such companies, and by all means open himself,
submit himself to the advice of good physicians and divines, which is
contraventio scrupulorum, as [6816]he calls it, hear them speak to whom the
Lord hath given the tongue of the learned, to be able to minister a word to
him that is weary, [6817]whose words are as flagons of wine. Let him not be
obstinate, headstrong, peevish, wilful, self-conceited (as in this malady
they are), but give ear to good advice, be ruled and persuaded; and no
doubt but such good counsel may prove as preposterous to his soul, as the
angel was to Peter, that opened the iron gates, loosed his bands, brought
him out of prison, and delivered him from bodily thraldom; they may ease
his afflicted mind, relieve his wounded soul, and take him out of the jaws
of hell itself. I can say no more, or give better advice to such as are any
way distressed in this kind, than what I have given and said. Only take
this for a corollary and conclusion, as thou tenderest thine own welfare in
this, and all other melancholy, thy good health of body and mind, observe
this short precept, give not way to solitariness and idleness. Be not
solitary, be not idle.
SPERATE MISERI—UNHAPPY HOPE.
CAVETE FELICES—HAPPY BE CAUTIOUS.
Vis a dubio liberari? vis quod incertum est evadere? Age poenitentiam dum
sanus es; sic agens, dico tibi quod securus es, quod poenitentiam egisti
eo tempore quo peccare potuisti. Austin. Do you wish to be freed from
doubts? do you desire to escape uncertainty? Be penitent whilst rational:
by so doing I assert that you are safe, because you have devoted that time
to penitence in which you might have been guilty of sin.
Absence a cure of love-melancholy
Absence over long, cause of jealousy
Abstinence commended
Academicorum Errata
Adversity, why better than prosperity
Aerial devils
Affections whence they arise; how they transform us; of sleeping and waking
Affection in melancholy, what
Against abuses, repulse, injuries, contumely, disgraces, scoffs
Against envy, livor, hatred, malice
Against sorrow, vain fears, death of friends
Air, how it causeth melancholy; how rectified it cureth melancholy; air in love
Alkermes good against melancholy
All are melancholy
All beautiful parts attractive in love
Aloes, his virtues
Alteratives in physic, to what use; against melancholy
Ambition defined, described, cause of melancholy; of heresy; hinders and spoils many matches
Amiableness loves object
Amorous objects causes of love-melancholy
Amulets controverted, approved
Amusements
Anger's description, effects, how it causeth melancholy
Antimony a purger of melancholy
Anthony inveigled by Cleopatra
Apology of love-melancholy
Appetite
Apples, good or bad, how
Apparel and clothes, a cause of love-melancholy
Aqueducts of old
Arminian's tenets
Arteries, what
Artificial air against melancholy
Artificial allurements of love
Art of memory
Astrological aphorisms, how available, signs or causes of melancholy
Astrological signs of love
Atheists described
Averters of melancholy
Aurum potabile censured, approved
B.
Baits of lovers
Bald lascivious
Balm good against melancholy
Banishment's effects; its cure and antidote
Barrenness, what grievances it causeth; a cause of jealousy
Barren grounds have best air
Bashfulness a symptom of melancholy; of love-melancholy; cured
Baseness of birth no disparagement
Baths rectified
Bawds a cause of love-melancholy
Beasts and birds in love
Beauty's definition; described; in parts; commendation; attractive power, prerogatives, excellency, how it causeth melancholy; makes grievous wounds, irresistible; more beholding to art than nature; brittle and uncertain; censured; a cause of jealousy; beauty of God
Beef a melancholy meat
Beer censured
Best site of a house
Bezoar's stone good against melancholy
Black eyes best
Black spots in the nails signs of melancholy
Black man a pearl in a woman's eye
Blasphemy, how pardonable
Blindness of lovers
Bloodletting, when and how cure of melancholy; time and quantity
Bloodletting and purging, how causes of melancholy
Blow on the head cause of melancholy
Body, how it works on the mind
Body melancholy, its causes
Bodily symptoms of melancholy; of love-melancholy
Bodily exercises
Books of all sorts
Borage and bugloss, sovereign herbs against melancholy; their wines and juice most excellent
Boring of the head, a cure for melancholy
Brain distempered, how cause of melancholy; his parts anatomised
Bread and beer, how causes of melancholy
Brow and forehead, which are most pleasing
Brute beasts jealous
Business the best cure of love-melancholy
C.
Cardan's father conjured up seven devils at once; had a spirit bound to him
Cards and dice censured, approved
Care's effects
Carp fish's nature
Cataplasms and cerates for melancholy
Cause of diseases
Causes immediate of melancholy symptoms
Causes of honest love; of heroical love; of jealousy
Cautions against jealousy
Centaury good against melancholy
Charles the Great enforced to love basely by a philter
Change of countenance, sign of love-melancholy
Charity described; defects of it
Character of a covetous man
Charles the Sixth, king of France, mad for anger
Chemical physic censured
Chess-play censured
Chiromantical signs of melancholy
Chirurgical remedies of melancholy
Choleric melancholy signs
Chorus sancti Viti, a disease
Circumstances increasing jealousy
Cities' recreations
Civil lawyers' miseries
Climes and particular places, how causes of love-melancholy
Clothes a mere cause of good respect
Clothes causes of love-melancholy
Clysters good for melancholy
Coffee, a Turkey cordial drink
Cold air cause of melancholy
Comets above the moon
Compound alteratives censured, approved; compound purgers of melancholy; compound wines for melancholy
Community of wives a cure of jealousy
Compliment and good carriage causes of love-melancholy
Confections and conserves against melancholy
Confession of his grief to a friend, a principal cure of melancholy
Confidence in his physician half a cure
Conjugal love best
Conscience what it is
Conscience troubled, a cause of despair
Continual cogitation of his mistress a symptom of love-melancholy
Contention, brawling, lawsuits, effects
Continent or inward causes of melancholy
Content above all, whence to be had
Contention's cure
Cookery taxed
Copernicus, his hypothesis of the earth's motion
Correctors of accidents in melancholy
Correctors to expel windiness, and costiveness helped
Cordials against melancholy
Costiveness to some a cause of melancholy
Costiveness helped
Covetousness defined, described, how it causeth melancholy
Counsel against melancholy; cure of jealousy; of despair
Country recreations
Crocodiles jealous
Cuckolds common in all ages
Cupping-glasses, cauteries how and when used to melancholy
Cure of melancholy, unlawful, rejected; from God; of head-melancholy; over all the body; of hypochondriacal melancholy; of love-melancholy; of jealousy; of despair
Cure of melancholy in himself; or friends
Curiosity described, his effects
Custom of diet, delight of appetite, how to be kept and yielded to
D.
Dancing, masking, mumming, censured, approved; their effects, how they cause love-melancholy; how symptoms of lovers
Death foretold by spirits
Death of friends cause of melancholy; other effects; how cured; death advantageous
Deformity of body no misery
Delirium
Despair, equivocations; causes; symptoms; prognostics; cure
Devils, how they cause melancholy; their, beginning, nature, conditions; feel pain, swift in motion, mortal; their orders; power; how they cause religious melancholy; how despair; devils are often in love; shall be saved, as some hold
Diet what, and how causeth melancholy; quantity; diet of divers nations
Diet rectified in substance; in quantity
Diet a cause of love-melancholy; a cure
Diet, inordinate, of parents, a cause of melancholy to their offspring
Digression against all manner of discontents; digression of air; of anatomy of devils and spirits
Discommodities of unequal matches
Disgrace a cause of melancholy; qualified by counsel
Dissimilar parts of the body
Distemper of particular parts, causes of melancholy, and how
Discontents, cares, miseries, causes of melancholy; how repelled and cured by good counsel
Diseases why inflicted upon us; their number, definition, division; diseases of the head; diseases of the mind; more grievous than those of the body
Divers accidents causing melancholy
Divine sentences
Divines' miseries; with the causes of their miseries
Dotage what
Dotage of lovers
Dowry and money main causes of love-melancholy
Dreams and their kinds
Dreams troublesome, how to be amended
Drunkards' children often melancholy
Drunkenness taxed
E.
Earth's motion examined; compass, centre; an sit anamata.
Eccentrics and epicycles exploded
Education a cause of melancholy
Effects of love
Election misconceived, cause of despair
Element of fire exploded
Emulation, hatred, faction, desire of revenge, causes of melancholy; their cure
Envy and malice causes of melancholy; their antidote
Epicurus vindicated
Epicurus's remedy for melancholy
Epicures, atheists, hypocrites how mad, and melancholy Epithalamium Equivocations of melancholy; of jealousy
Eunuchs why kept, and where
Evacuations, how they cause melancholy
Exercise if immoderate, cause of melancholy; before meals wholesome; exercise rectified; several kinds, when fit; exercises of the mind
Exotic and strange simples censured
Extasies
Eyes main instruments of love; love's darts, seats, orators, arrows, torches; how they pierce
F.
Face's prerogative, a most attractive part
Fairies
Fasting cause of melancholy; a cure of love-melancholy; abused, the devil's instrument; effects of it
Fear cause of melancholy, its effects; fear of death, destinies foretold; a symptom of melancholy; sign of love-melancholy; antidote to fear
Fenny fowl, melancholy
Fiery devils
Fire's rage
Fish, what melancholy
Fish good
Fishes in love
Fishing and fowling, how and when good exercise
Flaxen hair a great motive of love
Fools often beget wise men; by love become wise
Force of imagination
Friends a cure of melancholy
Fruits causing melancholy; allowed
Fumitory purgeth melancholy
G.
Gaming a cause of melancholy, his effects
Gardens of simples where, to what end
Gardens for pleasure
General toleration of religion, by whom permitted, and why
Gentry, whence it came first; base without means; vices accompanying it; true gentry, whence; gentry commended
Geography commended
Geometry, arithmetic, algebra, commended
Gesture cause of love-melancholy
Gifts and promises of great force amongst lovers
God's just judgment cause of melancholy; sole cause sometimes
Gold good against melancholy; a most beautiful object
Good counsel a charm to melancholy; good counsel for lovesick persons; against melancholy itself; for such as are jealous
Great men most part dishonest
Gristle what
Guts described
H.
Hand and paps how forcible in love-melancholy
Hard usage a cause of jealousy
Hatred cause of melancholy
Hawking and hunting why good
Head melancholy's causes; symptoms; its cure
Hearing, what
Heat immoderate, cause of melancholy
Health a treasure
Heavens penetrable; infinitely swift
Hell where
Hellebore, white and black, purgers of melancholy; black, its virtues and history
Help from friends against melancholy
Hemorrhage cause of melancholy
Hemorrhoids stopped cause of melancholy
Herbs causing melancholy; curing melancholy
Hereditary diseases
Heretics their conditions; their symptoms
Heroical love's pedigree, power, extent; definition, part affected; tyranny
Hippocrates' jealousy
Honest objects of love
Hope a cure of misery; its benefits
Hope and fear, the Devil's main engines to entrap the world
Hops good against melancholy
Horseleeches how and when used in melancholy
Hot countries apt and prone to jealousy
How oft 'tis fit to eat in a day
How to resist passions
How men fall in love
Humours, what they are
Hydrophobia described
Hypochondriacal melancholy; its causes inward, outward; symptom; cure of it
Hypochondries misaffected, causes
Hypocrites described
I.
Idleness a main cause of melancholy; of love-melancholy; of jealousy
Ignorance the mother of devotion
Ignorance commended
Ignorant persons still circumvented
Imagination what; its force and effects
Imagination of the mother affects her infant
Immaterial melancholy
Immortality of the soul proved; impugned by whom
Impediments of lovers
Importunity and opportunity cause of love-melancholy; of jealousy
Imprisonment cause of melancholy
Impostures of devils; of politicians; of priests
Impotency a cause of jealousy
Impulsive cause of man's misery
Incubi and succubi
Inconstancy of lovers
Inconstancy a sign of melancholy
Infirmities of body and mind, what grievances they cause
Injuries and abuses rectified
Instrumental causes of diseases
Instrumental cause of man's misery
Interpreters of dreams
Inundation's fury
Inventions resulting from love
Inward causes of melancholy
Inward senses described
Issues when used in melancholy
J.
Jealousy a symptom of melancholy; defined, described; of princes; of brute beasts; causes of it; symptoms of it; prognostics; cure of it
Jests how and when to be used
Jews' religious symptoms
Joy in excess cause of melancholy
K.
Kings and princes' discontents
Kissing a main cause of love-melancholy; a symptom of love-melancholy
L.
Labour, business, cure of love-melancholy; Lapis Armenus, its virtues against melancholy
Lascivious meats to be avoided
Laughter, its effects
Laurel a purge for melancholy
Laws against adultery
Leo Decimus the pope's scoffing tricks
Lewellyn prince of Wales, his submission
Leucata petra the cure of lovesick persons
Liberty of princes and great men, how abused
Libraries commended
Liver its site; cause of melancholy distempers, if hot or cold
Loss of liberty, servitude, imprisonment, cause of melancholy
Losses in general how they offend; cause of despair; how eased
Love of gaming and pleasures immoderate, cause of melancholy
Love of learning, overmuch study, cause of melancholy
Love's beginning, object, definition, division; love made the world; love's power; in vegetables; in sensible creatures; love's power in devils and spirits; in men; love a disease; a fire; love's passions; phrases of lovers; their vain wishes and attempts; lovers impudent; courageous; wise, valiant, free; neat in apparel; poets, musicians, dancers; love's effects; love lost revived by sight; love cannot be compelled
Love and hate symptoms of religious melancholy
Lycanthropia described
M.
Madness described; the extent of melancholy; a symptom and effect of love-melancholy
Made dishes cause melancholy
Magicians how they cause melancholy; how they cure it
Mahometans their symptoms
Maids', nuns', and widows' melancholy
Man's excellency, misery
Man the greatest enemy to man
Many means to divert lovers; to cure them
Marriage if unfortunate cause of melancholy; best cure of love-melancholy; marriage helps; miseries; benefits and commendation
Mathematical studies commended
Medicines select for melancholy; against wind and costiveness; for love-melancholy
Melancholy in disposition, melancholy equivocations; definition, name, difference; part and parties affected in melancholy, it's affection; matter; species or kinds of melancholy; melancholy an hereditary disease; meats causing it, &c.; antecedent causes; particular parts; symptoms of it; they are passionate above measure; humorous; melancholy, adust symptoms; mixed symptoms of melancholy with other diseases; melancholy, a cause of jealousy; of despair; melancholy men why witty; why so apt to laugh, weep, sweat, blush; why they see visions, hear strange noises; why they speak untaught languages, prophesy, &c. Memory his seat
Menstruus concubitus causa melanc.
Men seduced by spirits in the night
Metempsychosis
Metals, minerals for melancholy
Meteors strange, how caused
Metoposcopy foreshowing melancholy
Milk a melancholy meat
Mind how it works on the body
Minerals good against melancholy
Ministers how they cause despair
Mirach, mesentery, matrix, mesaraic veins, causes of melancholy
Mirabolanes purgers of melancholy
Mirth and mercy company excellent against melancholy; their abuses
Miseries of man; how they cause melancholy; common miseries; miseries of both sorts; no man free, miseries' effects in us; sent for our good; miseries of students and scholars
Mitigations of melancholy
Money's prerogatives; allurement
Moon inhabited; moon in love
Mother how cause of melancholy
Moving faculty described
Music a present remedy for melancholy; its effects; a symptom of lovers; causes of love-melancholy
N.
Nakedness of parts a cause of love-melancholy; cure of love-melancholy
Narrow streets where in use
Natural melancholy signs
Natural signs of love-melancholy
Necessity to what it enforceth
Neglect and contempt, best cures of jealousy
Nemesis or punishment comes after
Nerves what
News most welcome
Nobility censured
Non-necessary causes of melancholy
Nuns' melancholy
Nurse, how cause of melancholy
O.
Objects causing melancholy to be removed
Obstacles and hindrances of lovers
Occasions to be avoided in love-melancholy
Odoraments to smell to for melancholy
Ointments, for melancholy
Ointments riotously used
Old folks apt to be jealous
Old folks' incontinency taxed
Old age a cause of melancholy; old men's sons often melancholy
One love drives out another
Opinions of or concerning the soul
Oppression's effects
Opportunity and importunity causes of love-melancholy
Organical parts
Overmuch joy, pride, praise, how causes of melancholy
P.
Palaces
Paleness and leanness, symptoms of love-melancholy
Papists' religious symptoms
Paracelsus' defence of minerals
Parents, how they wrong their children; how they cause melancholy by propagation; how by remissness and indulgence
Paraenetical discourse to such as are troubled in mind
Particular parts distempered, how they cause melancholy
Parties affected in religious melancholy
Passions and perturbations causes of melancholy; how they work on the body; their divisions; how rectified and eased
Passions of lovers
Patience a cure of misery
Patient, his conditions that would be cured; patience, confidence, liberality, not to practise on himself; what he must do himself; reveal his grief to a friend
Pennyroyal good against melancholy
Perjury of lovers
Persuasion a means to cure love-melancholy; other melancholy
Phantasy, what
Philippus Bonus, how he used a country fellow
Q.
Quantity of diet cause; cure of melancholy
R.
Rational soul
Reading Scriptures good against melancholy
Recreations good against melancholy
Redness of the face helped
Regions of the belly
Relation or hearing a cause of love-melancholy
Religious melancholy a distinct species its object; causes of it; symptoms; prognostics; cure; religious policy, by whom
Repentance, its effects
Retention and evacuation causes of melancholy; rectified to the cure
Rich men's discontents and miseries; their prerogatives
Riot in apparel, excess of it, a great cause of love-melancholy
Rivers in love
Rivals and co-rivals
Roots censured
Rose cross-men's or Rosicrucian's promises
Philosophers censured; their errors
Philters cause of love-melancholy; how they cure melancholy
Phlebotomy cause of melancholy; how to be used, when, in melancholy; in head melancholy
Phlegmatic melancholy signs
Phrenzy's description
Physician's miseries; his qualities if he be good
Physic censured; commended; when to be used
Physiognomical signs of melancholy
Pictures good against melancholy; cause of love-melancholy
Plague's effects
Planets inhabited
Plays more famous
Pleasant palaces and gardens
Pleasant objects of love
Pleasing tone and voice a cause of love-melancholy
Poetical cures of love-melancholy
Poets why poor
Poetry a symptom of lovers
Politician's pranks
Poor men's miseries; their happiness; they are dear to God
Pope Leo Decimus, his scoffing
Pork a melancholy meat
Possession of devils
Poverty and want causes of melancholy, their effects; no such misery to be poor
Power of spirits
Predestination misconstrued, a cause of despair
Preparatives and purgers for melancholy
Precedency, what stirs it causeth
Precious stones, metals, altering melancholy
Preventions to the cure of jealousy
Pride and praise causes of melancholy
Priests, how they cause religious melancholy
Princes' discontents
Prodigals, their miseries; bankrupts and spendthrifts, how punished
Profitable objects of love
Progress of love-melancholy exemplified
Prognostics or events of love-melancholy; of despair; of jealousy; of melancholy
Prospect good against melancholy
Prosperity a cause of misery
Protestations and deceitful promises of lovers
Pseudoprophets, their pranks; their symptoms
Pulse, peas, beans, cause of melancholy
Pulse of melancholy men, how it is affected
Pulse a sign of love-melancholy
Purgers and preparatives to head melancholy
Purging simples upward; downward
Purging, how cause of melancholy
S.
Saints' aid rejected in melancholy
Salads censured
Sanguine melancholy signs
Scholars' miseries
Scilla or sea-onion, a purger of melancholy
Scipio's continency
Scoffs, calumnies, bitter jests, how they cause melancholy; their antidote
Scorzonera, good against melancholy
Scripture misconstrued, cause of religious melancholy; cure of melancholy
Seasick, good physic for melancholy
Self-love cause of melancholy, his effects
Sensible soul and its parts
Senses, why and how deluded in melancholy
Sentences selected out of humane authors
Servitude cause of melancholy; and imprisonment eased
Several men's delights and recreations
Severe tutors and guardians causes of melancholy
Shame and disgrace how causes of melancholy, their effects
Sickness for our good
Sighs and tears symptoms of love-melancholy
Sight a principal cause of love-melancholy
Signs of honest love
Similar parts of the body
Simples censured proper to melancholy: fit to be known; purging melancholy upward; downward, purging simples
Singing a symptom of lovers; cause of love-melancholy
Sin the impulsive cause of man's misery
Single life and virginity commended; their prerogatives
Slavery of lovers
Sleep and waking causes of melancholy; by what means procured, helped
Small bodies have greatest wits
Smelling what
Smiling a cause of love-melancholy
Sodomy
Soldiers most part lascivious
Solitariness cause of melancholy; coact, voluntary, how good; sign of melancholy
Sorrow its effect; a cause of melancholy; a symptom of melancholy; eased by counsel
Soul defined, its faculties; ex traduceations, as some hold
Spices how causes of melancholy
Spirits and devils, their nature; orders; kinds; power, &c.
Spleen its site; how misaffected cause of melancholy
Sports
Spots in the sun
Spruceness a symptom of lovers
Stars, how causes or signs of melancholy; of love-melancholy; of jealousy
Stepmother, her mischiefs
Stews, why allowed
Stomach distempered a cause of melancholy
Stones like birds, beasts, fishes, &c.
Strange nurses, when best
Streets narrow
Study overmuch cause of melancholy; why and how; study good against melancholy
Subterranean devils
Supernatural causes of melancholy
Superstitious effects, symptoms; how it domineers
Surfeiting and drunkenness taxed
Suspicion and jealousy symptoms of melancholy; how caused
Swallows, cuckoos, &c., where are they in winter
Sweet tunes and singing causes of love-melancholy
Symptoms or signs of melancholy in the body; mind; from stars, members; from education, custom, continuance of time, mixed with other diseases; symptoms of head melancholy; of hypochondriacal melancholy; of the whole body; symptoms of nuns', maids', widows' melancholy; immediate causes of melancholy symptoms; symptoms of love-melancholy; symptoms of a lover pleased; dejected; Symptoms of jealousy; of religious melancholy; of despair
Synteresis
Syrups
T.
Tale of a prebend
Tarantula's stinging effects
Taste what
Temperament a cause of love-melancholy
Tempestuous air, dark and fuliginous, how cause of melancholy
Terrestrial devils
Terrors and affrights cause melancholy
Theologasters censured
The best cure of love-melancholy is to let them, have their desire
Tobacco approved, censured
Toleration, religious
Torments of love
Transmigration of souls
Travelling commended, good against melancholy; for love-melancholy especially
Tutors cause melancholy
U.
Uncharitable men described
Understanding defined, divided
Unfortunate marriages' effects
Unkind friends cause melancholy
Unlawful cures of melancholy rejected
Upstarts censured, their symptoms
Urine of melancholy persons
Uxorii
V.
Vainglory described a cause of melancholy
Valour and courage caused by love
Variation of the compass, where
Variety of meats and dishes cause melancholy
Variety of mistresses and objects a cure of melancholy
Variety of weather, air, manners, countries, whence, &c.
Variety of places, change of air, good against melancholy
Vegetal soul and its faculties
Vegetal creatures in love
Veins described
Venus rectified
Venery a cause of melancholy
Venison a melancholy meat
Vices of women
Violent misery continues not
Violent death, event of love-melancholy; prognostic of despair; by some defended; how to be censured
Virginity, by what signs to be known; commended
Virtue and vice, principal habits of the will
Vitex or agnus castus good against love-melancholy
W.
Waking cause of melancholy; a symptom; cured
Walking, shooting, swimming, &c. good against melancholy
Preface | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
In Brutus' presence Lucretia blushed and laid my book aside; when he retired, she took it up again and read.
He has accomplished every point who has joined the useful to the agreeable.
This he took to be his only business, that the plays which he wrote should please the people.
The poet himself should be chaste and pious, but his verses need not imitate him in these respects; they may therefore contain wit and humour.
This that I write depends sometimes upon the opinion and authority of others: nor perhaps am I frantic, I only follow madmen: But thus far I may be deranged: we have all been so at some one time, and yourself, I think, art sometimes insane, and this man, and that man, and I also.
I am mortal, and think no humane action unsuited to me.
That, overcome by the solicitations of friends, who requested me to enlarge and improve my volumes, I have devoted my otherwise reluctant mind to the labour; and now for the sixth time have I taken up my pen, and applied myself to literature very foreign indeed to my studies and professional occupations, stealing a few hours from serious pursuits, and devoting them, as it were, to recreation.
I am compelled to reverse my sails, and retrace my former course.
Although I was by no means ignorant that new calumniators would not be wanting to censure my new introductions.
What I tell you, do you tell to the multitude, and make this treatise gossip like an old woman.
O Arethusa smile on this my last labour.
Where charity prevails, sweet desire, joy, and love towards God are also present.
bust of a beautiful woman with the tail of a fish.
The priest of wisdom, perpetual dictator, ornament of literature, wonder of Europe.
Oh incredible excellence of genius, &c., more comparable to gods' than man's, in every respect, we venerate your writings on bended knees, as we do the shield that fell from heaven.
She excelled all others in beauty.
It is sweet to die for one's country.
The sister of justice, honour inviolate, and naked truth.
He divides the empire of the sea with Thetis,—of the Shades, with Aeacus,—of the Heaven, with Jove.
Trees are influenced by love, and every flourishing tree in turn feels the passion: palms nod mutual vows, poplar sighs to poplar, plane to plane, and alder breathes to alder.
Venus keeps the keys of the air, earth, sea, and she alone retains the command of all.
For it is a shame to speak of those things which are done of them in secret,Eph. v. 12.
And he who has not felt the influence of love is either a stone or a beast.
One whom no maiden's beauty has ever affected.
As matter seeks form, so woman turns towards man.
She grows old in love and in years together.
Whithersoever enraged you fly there is no escape. Although you reach the Tanais, love will still pursue you.
What have lust and unrestrained desire left chaste or enviolate upon earth?
Sight, conference, association, kisses, touch.
Virtue appears more gracefully in a lovely personage.
The king of the gods on account of this beauty became a bull, a shower, a swan.
If you will restore me to my parents, and my beautiful lover, what thanks, what honour shall I owe you, what provender shall I not supply you?
And with her hand wiping off the drops from her green tresses, thus began to relate the loves of Alpheus. I was formerly an Achaian nymph.
Their lips resound with thousand kisses, their arms are pallid with the close embrace, and their necks are mutually entwined by their fond caresses.
We wonder how great the vapour, and whence it comes.
My limbs became relaxed, I was overcome from head to foot, all self-possession fled, so great a stupor overburdened my mind.
She alone hath captivated my feelings, and fixed my wavering mind.
The wretched Cynthia first captivates with her sparkling eyes.
And the body naturally seeks whence it is that the mind is so wounded by love.
For why do you exhibit your 'milky way,' your uncovered bosoms? What else is it but to say plainly. Ask me, ask me, I will surrender; and what is that but love's call?
Neither draped Diana nor naked Venus pleases me. One has too much voluptuousness about her, the other none.
They take a year to deck and comb themselves.
A distorted dwarf, an Europa.
That was the first hour of destruction, and the first beginning of my miseries.
Place modesty itself in such a situation, desire will intrude.
The sweet sound of his voice reanimates my soul through my covetous ears.
The mind is delighted as much by eloquence as beauty.
Venus hath imbued with the quintessence of her nectar.
You may conquer with the sword, but you are conquered by a kiss.
Only attempt to touch her person, and immediately your members will be filled with a glow of delicious warmth.
She folded her arms around my neck.
Perhaps you may expect that a Gaditanian with a tuneful company may begin to wanton, and girls approved with applause lower themselves to the ground in a lascivious manner, a provocative of languishing desire.
Trust not your heart to women, for the wave is less treacherous than their fidelity.
They have made the same promises to a thousand girls that they make to you.
Three hundred verses would not comprise their indecencies.
These harlots send little maidens down to the quays to ascertain the name and nation of every ship that arrives, after which they themselves hasten to address the new-comers.
Whence that heat to waters bubbling from the cold moist earth? Cupid, once upon a time, playfully dipped herein his arrows of steel, and delighted with the hissing sound, he said, boil on for ever, and retain the memory of my quiver. From that time it is a thermal spring, in which few venture to bathe, but whosoever does, his heart is instantly touched with love.
The more it is concealed the more it struggles to break through its concealment.
Sweeter than honey it pleases me, more bitter than gall, it teases me.
Although the presence of her fair form is wanting, the love which it kindled remains.
The works are interrupted, promises of great walls, and scaffoldings rising towards the skies, are all suspended.
The shuttle stops, and the web hangs unfinished from her hands.
No rest, no business pleased my lovesick breast, my faculties became dormant, my mind torpid, and I lost my taste for poetry and song.
Whoever is in love is in slavery, he follows his sweetheart as a captive his captor, and wears a yoke on his sumbissibe neck.
She began to speak but stopped in the middle of her discourse.
What reason requires, raging love forbids.
Oh fraud, and love, and distraction of mind, whither have you led me?
These very things please him, as the wen of Agna did Balbinus.
Her beauty excels the Tyndarian Helen's, which caused such dreadful wars.
It is envy evidently that prompts you, because Polyphemus does not love you as he does me.
Nor will the rude rocks affright, me, nor the crooked-tusked bear, so that I shall not visit my mistress in pleasant mood.
When she dies my love shall also be at rest in the tomb.
For if the object of your love be absent, her image is present, and her sweet name is still familiar in my ears.
Some token snatched from her arm or her gently resisting finger.
And distracted will imprint kisses on the doors.
Ye alpine winds, ye mountain breezes, bear these gifts to her.
Oh, if I might only dally with thee, and alleviate the wasting sorrows of my mind.
He is happy who sees thee, more happy who hears, a god who enjoys thee.
For love both inspires us with stratagems, and suggests to us frauds.
Who can deceive a lover.
He resembled a god as to his head and shoulders, for his mother had made his hair seem beautiful, bestowed upon him the lovely bloom of youth, and given the happiest lustre to his eyes.
I am not so deformed, I lately saw myself in the tranquil glassy sea, as I stood upon the shore.
Thus youth dies, thus in death he loves.
None shall excel me in poetry, neither the Thracian Orpheus, nor Apollo.
I am not in love, nor do I know what love may be.
Oh Corydon, Corydon! what madness possesses you?
But let me die, she says, thus; thus it is better to descend to the shades.
Whom cruel love with its wasting power destroyed.
And a myrtle grove overshadow thee; nor do cares relinquish thee even in death itself.
Love yields to business; be employed, and you'll be safe.
Poverty has not the means of feeding her passion.
Remove and throw her quite out of doors, she who has drank my lovesick blood.
It is best to shun the semblance and the food of love, to abstain from it, and totally avert the mind from the object.
Fly the cherished shore. It is advisable to withdraw from the places near it.
Depart, and take a long journey—safety is in flight only.
You will easily find another if this Alexis disdains you.
I recommend you to have two mistresses.
One love extracts the influence of another.
For what limit has love?
He calls Mnestheus, Surgestus, and the brave Cloanthus, and orders them silently to prepare the fleet.
He is moved by no tears, he cannot he induced to hear her words.
If you quietly reflect upon what passes through her mouth, nostrils, and other conduits of her body, you never saw viler stuff.
When the wrinkled skin becomes flabby, and the teeth black.
Because wrinkles and hoary locks disfigure you.
Beautiful cheeks, rosy lips, and languishing eyes.
Beauty is a gift of dubious worth to mortals, and of brief duration.
Bright eyes and snow-white neck.
Let my Melita's eyes be like Juno's, her hand Minerva's, her breasts Venus', her leg Ampbitiles'.
Let her eyes be as bright as the stars, her neck smell like the rose, her hair shine more than gold, her honied lips be ruby coloured; let her beauty be resplendent, and superior to Venus, let her be in all respects a deity,&c.
Show me your company and I'll tell you who you are.
Hark, you merry maids, do not dance so, for see the he-goat is at hand, ready to pounce upon you.
Snares of the human species, torments of life, spoils of the night, bitterest cares of day, the torture of husbands, the ruin of youths.
Avaunt, ye nymphs, maidens, ye are a deceitful race, no married life for me,&c.
Who thrusts his foolish neck a second time into the halter.
She will sink your whole establishment by her fecundity.
I would rather have a Venusinian wench than thee, Cornelia, mother of the Gracchi,&c.
Perhaps she will not suit you.
Who can endure a virago for a wife?
To be a father is very pleasant, but to be a freeman still more so.
As the flower that grows in the secret inclosure of the garden, unknown to the flocks, impressed by the ploughshare, which also the breezes refresh, the heat strengthens, the rain makes grow: so is a virgin whilst untouched, whilst dear to her relatives, but when once she forfeits her chastity,&c.
If you wish to be master of your house, let no little ones play in your halls, nor any little daughter yet more dear, a barren wife makes a pleasant and affectionate companion.
I have married a wife; what misery it has entailed upon me! sons were born and other cares followed.
The moral is, vehement fear expels love.
Stricken by the gad-fly of love, rushed headlong from the summit.
The rise and remedy of love the same.
How shall I begin?
The efficacious one is golden.
Having no compassion for my tears, she avoids my prayers, and is inflexible to my plaints.
To captivate the men, but despise them when captive.
He will marry the daughter of rich parents, a red-haired, blear-eyed, big-mouthed, crooked-nosed wench.
The stars in the skies preside over our persons, for they are made of humble matter. They cannot bind a rational mind, for that is under the control of God only.
That is, make the best of it, and take his lot as it falls.
Their beauty is inconsistent with their vows.
There is nothing better, nothing preferable to a single life.
Neither despise agreeable love, nor mirthful pleasure.
He who chooses a wife, takes a brother and a sister.
The delight of mankind, the solace of life, the blandishments of night, delicious cares of day, the wishes of older men, the hopes of young.
How harmoniously do a loving wife and constant husband lead their lives.
He lives contemptibly by whom no other lives.
Find her to whom you may say, 'thou art my only pleasure.'
Unhappy the man who has met a bad wife, happy who found a good one.
To marry, and not to marry, are equally base.
Happy both, if my verses have any charms, nor shall time ever detract from the memorable example of your lives.
Has not every one of the slaves that went to meet him returned this night from the supper?
And now she requires other youths and other loves, calls me the imbecile and decrepit old man.
Often has the serpent lain hid beneath the coloured grass, under a beauliful aspect, and often has the evil inclination affected a sale without the husband's privity.
What now must have been Dido's sensations when she witnessed these doings?
And belches out the smell of onions and garlic.
Neither a god honoured him with his table, nor a goddess with her bed.
Such beauty shines in his graceful features.
Sitting close to her, and shaking her hand lovingly.
After wine the mistress is often unable to distinguish her own lover.
Love of gain induces one to break her marriage vow, a wish to have associates to keep her in countenance actuates others.
These thunders pour down their peculiar showers.
How badly steers of different ages are yoked to the plough.
Maidens shun their embraces; Love, Venus, Hymen, all abhor them.
An old man that dotes,&c.
He was lately a match for a maid, and contended not ingloriously.
Alecto herself holds the torch at such nuptials, and malicious Hymen sadly howls.
More salacious than the sparrow in spring, or the snow-white ring-doves.
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal in every respect.
Parental virtue is a rich inheritance, as well as that chastity which habitually avoids a second husband.
If your wife seem deformed, your maid beautiful, still abstain from the latter.
Not the most fair but the most virtuous pleases me.
He cannot kiss his wife for paint.
That a matron should not be seen in public without her husband as her spokesman.
Helpless deer, what are we but a prey?
One who delights in the labour of the distaff, and beguiles the hours of labour with a song: her duties assume an air of virtuous beauty when she is busied at the wheel and the spindle with her maids.
Whoever guards his wife with bolts and bars will repent his narrow policy.
Ye gods avert such a pestilence from the world.
Proceed, ye muses, nor desert me in the middle of my journey, where no footsteps lead me, no wheeltracks indicate the transit of former chariots.
The devil divides the empire with Jupiter.
O great master of war, whom our youths worship as if he were Mars self.
If a religion be false, only let it be supposed to be true, and it will tame mental ferocity, restrain lusts, and make loyal subjects.
By themselves sustain the brunt of every battle.
He gave to man an upward gaze, commanding him to fix his eyes on heaven.
Having proceeded to deify leeks and onions, you, oh Egypt, worship such gods.
There is a contest amongst the living wives as to which shall follow the husband, and not be allowed to die for him is accounted a disgrace.
Kings' daughters shall attend on him,&c.
Bound to the dictates of no master.
Whilst these fools avoid one vice they run into another of an opposite character.
Saturn is dead, his laws died with him; now that Jupiter rules the world, let us obey his laws.
That there are many ghosts and subterranean realms, and a boat-pole, and black frogs in the Stygian gulf, and that so many thousands pass over in one boat, not even boys believe, unless those not as yet washed for money.
Eat, drink, be merry; there is no more pleasure after death.
One day succeeds another, and new moons hasten to their wane.
Time glides away, and we grow old by years insensibly accumulating.
Oh! Jupiter, do you hear those things? Collecting many such facts, they weave a tissue of reproaches against God's providence.
In cities, kings, religions, and in individual men, these things are true and obvious, as Aristotle appears to imply, and daily experience teaches to the reader of history: for what was more sacred and illustrious, by Gentile law, than Jupiter? what now more vile and execrable? In this way celestial objects suggest religions for worldly motives, and when the influx ceases, so does the law,&c.
And again a great Achilles shall be sent against Troy: religions and their ceremonies shall be born again; however affairs relapse into the same track, there is nothing now that was not formerly and Will not be again,&c.
There are those who ascribe everything to chance, and believe that the world is made without a director, nature influencing the vicissitudes,&c.
They place fear, fate, and the sound of craving Acheron under their feet.
Eternity, that word, that tremendous word, more threatening than thunders and the artillery of heaven—Eternity, that word, without end or origin. No torments affright us which are limited to years: Eternity, eternity, occupies and inflames the heart—this it is that daily augments our sufferings, and multiplies our heart-burnings a hundredfold.
O wretched Orestes, what malady consumes you?
Conscience, for I am conscious of evil.
Night and day they carry their witnesses in the breast.
And Nemesis pursues and notices the steps of men, lest you commit any evil.
He who repents of his sins is well nigh innocent.
Licinus lies in a marble tomb, but Cato in a mean one; Pomponius has none, who can think therefore that there are Gods?
It can't be true that Just Jove reigns.
Not from pleasures to pleasures.
Let him avert his thoughts from the painful object.